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11 July 2010 2:46:43 AM UTC in Bengali Jokes and SMS

Bengali Jokes


Bengali Jokes are full of fun and jolly jokes about friendship, lovers, teachers and students and ofcourse doctors and patients and they are really funny and hilarious to read and enjoy. They provide good entertainment.

Bengali Jokes ram:bolto puron howa ar sesh howa kake bole?
shyam:jokhon tui kono bhalo meyeke boye korbi tor jibon purno hobe.
aar jodi kono kharap meyeke biye koris tahole tor jibon sesh hobe!!


thought of the day:
"protiti sofol loker pechhone ekjon narir hath thake.
tai porasona kore somoy noshto na kore
joldi ekta nari jogar koro!


ekta lok loan niye ekta car kinechhilo.
loan sodh na korte paray bank theke ese tar car ta niye gelo ekdin!
lokta bhablo:hai hai! age jodi jantam!
tahole biye korar somoy teo bank theke loan nitam!!


chheleer 3te swopno:
1) sundor howa jerokom tader maayera bhabe!
2) tar chhele jotota bhabe totota borolok howa.
3)tar wife jotota bhabe totogulo grlfrnd thaka!!



1st meye:janis to kal saradin ami aynar samne dariye nijer sundor mukhta ke dekhchhilam.
eta ki amar ohonkar?
2nd meye:na na.
eta tor kolpona!!



son:achha baba, amader maths boi er eto dukkho keno?
father:karon er moddhe onek problem achhe tai


ek passenger station master ke jigges korlo:
"achha sir, tari jodi sobsomoy late i thake, tahole ei train er schedule thakar dorkar ta ki?!"
reply:"are jodi schedule na thakto, tahole ki kore bujhten je train gulo late achhe na nei!!"


interviewer:tomar birth date koto?
man:28th August.
interviewer: kon year?
man:sir, every year.



girl:biyer por ami tomar sob dukkho koshto bhag kore nebo!
boy:thnx. kintu amar kono dukkho koshto nei ekhon.
girl: jani dear, kenona ekhono tumi amay biye koroni tai..



salesman ekta chheleke jigges korlo:
"tomar maa ki barite achhen?
son:haan.
salesman 4 bar door bell bajalo,kintu kew elo na.
salesman jigges korlo:kothay tomar maa?
son:amar maa baritei achhen, kintu eta mar bari noy.
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:31:12 AM UTC

 

Teacher Student Jokes in Bengali 1st student:sobai to chaand e jai, chol amra ssurjo te jabo.
2nd student:nare, surjo khub gorom, okhane gele amra gole jabo!
1st student:are kichhu hbe na amra raater bela jabo!!


student:sir, ami kichhu na kore thakle apni ki amay shasti deben?
teacher: nato keno?
studnet:thank u sir, karon ajke ami homework korini.!!
:P



teacher:tumi eto late keno?
student:sir, ekjon loker ekta 110 takar note hariye gechhilo.
teacher:bah! tumi ki onake seta khujte help korchhile?
student:na, sir, ami note tar opor dariye chhilam.
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:30:05 AM UTC

 

Teacher Student Jokes in Bengali 1st student:sobai to chaand e jai, chol amra ssurjo te jabo.
2nd student:nare, surjo khub gorom, okhane gele amra gole jabo!
1st student:are kichhu hbe na amra raater bela jabo!!

By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:29:27 AM UTC

 

Marriage Joke in Bengali ekta lion er biyete ekta rat khub nachanachi korchhilo.
ei dekhe ekta elephant jigges korlo:
"ki byapar bondhu, tomar eto anondo keno!!
rat:karon , aaj arekta lion er biye hochhe tai.
janoto biyer age amio lion chhilam!!
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:29:11 AM UTC

 

Santa Banta Bengali Jokes ekbar santa rail line e giye suicide korte jachhilo.
or sathe ekta tiffin er box chhilo.
banta:are tumi tiffin keno niye jachho!
santa:jodi train late kore!
ami ki na kheye bose thakbo otokkhon!!!


ekbar ekta pakhi santa ke thukre diechhilo.
rege giye santa oi pakhitake marte gelo.
se pakhi take dhore chhader opor niye gelo.
giye sekhane theke pakhitake niche chhere dilo jate pakhi ta more jai...
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:28:56 AM UTC

 

Husband and Wife Bengali Jokes ekbar ekta couple africa te berate giye african safari te gelo.
sekhane ekta bagh wife ke tara korlo.
wife:ota ke joldi shoot kor. joldi!
husband:darao, amay camera te battery ta bhorate dao!!


wife:kal raate ami sopne dekhlam tumi amar jonno onek gift kine enechho!
husband:haan, ami o ek i sopno dekhlam.
sudhu gift er bill ta tomar baba pay korlen!


husband are wife holo liver aar kidney er moto.
husband holo liver aar wife holo kidney.
jodi liver khara hoy kidney o kharap.
kintu jodi ekta kidney kharap hoy.
liver onno ekta kidney diyeo chalie dite pare!



husband: ishh! 10 bochhor age tomar figure chhilo ekdom coke er bottle er moto.
wife:ekhono tai achhe.
sudhu ae chhilo, 300 ml
ekhon seta hoe gechhe 1.5 litre.


wife:swt hr8, ki khujchho tumi?
husband:kichhu na.
wife:kichhuna?
husband:aare ami amader marriage certificate ta dekhchhi, ekhane kothao expiry date lekha achhe naki!!
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:28:02 AM UTC

 

Foolish Traveller ekjon indian ekbar bideshe ghurte gelo.
bari fire tar wife ke jigges korlo:
amay ki foreigner er moto lagchhe?
wife:na to.
husband:bhalo kore dekho.
wife:are na.lagchhe na foreigner er moto!
husband:bairer desh er lok gulo ki buddhu go! ami jekhanei jai sekhanei bole
amay dekhe naki foreigner mone hoy!!

By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:26:55 AM UTC

 

customer-waiter joke customer:tumi roj coffee serve korar jonno amar theke taka nao.
aaj khub bhalo hobe jodi tumi amay free te coffee dao!
waiter:sir, roj apni bhora cup theke coffee khan.
koto bhalo hobe aaj pani faka cup e coffe khaben!
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:26:36 AM UTC

 

Santa-Banta jokes in Bengali santa-banta jokes
banta:tumi oto aste aste ki likhchho?!!
santa:ami amar 5 bochhor er chhele ke ekta letter likhchhi.
banta:eto aste keno likhchho?!!
santa:o beshi speed e porte pare na...
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:26:25 AM UTC

 

Doctor Patient Joke in Bengali patient:ami bhul kore ekta chabi gile felechhi!
doctor;kobe?
patient:3 mas age!
doctor:ta etodin kothay chhilen?!!
patient:etodin dupliacte chabi diye kaaj chalachhilam. aj dupliacte chabi ta hariye gechhe!!
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:24:59 AM UTC

 

Kids joke in Bengali 1st kid:janis to amar chhotbela e ekbar ekta accident hoechhilo!
2nd kid:oo! ki holo tarpor! tui ki more gechhili oi accident e?!!
1st kid:nare, amar thik mone nei, ami tokhon khub chhoto chhilam to tai!!
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:24:43 AM UTC

 

Teacher Student Bengali Joke teacher:ekta motorcycle e kota tyre thake?
student: 6ta.
teacher:ki kore?
student:4te motor er. ar 2to cycle er tyre.

By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:23:31 AM UTC

 

Pappu Dadu Bengali Joke pappu:dadu , tumi badam khao?
dadu:na sona, amar to daant i nei, ki kore badam khabo!
pappu:bhalo.
tahole ei badam er packet ta tomar kachhe rakho, ami schol theke ese nebo
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:23:19 AM UTC

 

Hilarious Bengali Joke coffee shop aar wine shop er moddhe ki farak?

coffee shop e prem er suru hoy.
ar prem sesh hole loke wine shop e jay.

By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:23:07 AM UTC

 

Funny Bengali Jokes ekdin ekta meye college e jete deri kore fello.
prof:ki bypara eto late keno?
girl:sir, ekta chhele amay follow korchhilo!
prof:tate ki hoechhe?
girl:sir,chheleta khub aste hatchhilo...


ekdin ekta chhele ek sadhubaba ke jigges korlo:
achha bolte paren bhogoban meyeder eto sundor baniechhen keno?
sadhu:jate tomra tader bhalobaso.
chhele:aar meyeder eto boka keno baniyechhen bhogoban?
sadhu:jate ora tomader bhalobase!



santa:apnar fees koto?
lawyer:3te question er jonno 5000 taka.
santa:apnar mone hoy na rate ta boddo beshi!
lawyer:hmm. jani. apnar 3rd question ki?


santa ar banta ekbar mobile phone use korte korte birokto hoe thik korlo ebar theke ora pigeons use korbe .
ekdin banta dekhlo santa ektu pigeon pathiechhe kintu tar sathe kono msg nei.
se banta ke phone kore jigges korlo:ki byapar, sudhu pigeon pathiechho keno?
santa:are buddhu! ota missed call chhilo!! :P


boss:tumi kokhono ullu dekhechho?
employee:(matha nichu kore)na sir.
boss:niche kothay dekhchho!
amar dike dekho!!




boyfriend:dekho ami tomay khub bhalobasi.
amai je rojgar kori tate tomar chole jabe to?
girlfriend:haan. amar to chole jabe.
kintu tumi ki kore chalabe tahole!!!


santa:tumi ei chhuri take gorom keno korchho?!!!
banta:ami suicide korbo.
santa:ta chhuri gorom kore ki hobe!!?
banta:gorom korchhi, jate infection na hoy.


ekdin ek taxi-driver er taxi break fail holo.
axi driver sei dekhe khub jore chalate laglo..
passenger:are dada apni eto jore chalachhen keno?!!
driver:are dada, break fail hoe gechhe accident owar agei jate bari jete pari ,tai jore chalachhi..


tecaher:ki byapar tomader kukur er opor essay likhte diechhilam.
dekhchhi tomar aar tomar bhai er essay ekebaare same!
copy korechho naki!
student:na sir, amra 2jonei ek i kukur er opor essay likhechhi.
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:22:53 AM UTC

 

Hilarious Bengali Jokes husband:aaj ami cementary te giye khub kadlam, bollam keno chole gele tumi? keno?
tomar morone amar jibon tai noshto hoye gelo!!
friend: kar jonno kadchhile tumi? wife? chhele?maa? baba?
husband:na , amar wife er ex-husband er jonno...


teacher: achha boloto, guru nanak, Jesus,Mahabir eder moddhe ki mil achhe?
student: madam era sobai indian central govt holiday te jonmechhilen.


ekta lok tar pregnant wife er khoj newar jonno hospital e phone korlo.
kintu bhul kore se ekta cricket stadium er number e call korlojekhane match cholchhilo.
man: are dada kemon achhe sob kichhu?
reply:are darun cholchhe.
already 4te out.
last er ta duck chhilo.


ekdin banta er ichhe holo piano sekhar.
se ekta piano kine 1 month bhalo moto rewaj korlo.
tarpor ekta function e bajate gelo.
function er seshe banta ke sant jigges korlo:are bhai,tumi chokh bondo kore keno bajachhile piano?!
banta:jate, amake amar audience er koshto nije cokhe na dekhte hoy :P


ekdin ekjon lok tar lawyer er kachhe giye bollo:
"plz sir, amar divorce chai, amar wife amar sathe kotha bole na last 6 maas dhore!
lawyer:bhalo kore bhebe dekhun erokom wife pawa kintu sotty bhagger byapar!!


son:baba, biye korle koto khoroj hoy?
father:ami jani na.
son:keno! tumi to biye korechho maa ke!!
father:ekhono tar khoroch diye jachhi, tai hiseb kora hoye otheni koto khoroch!!


1st:amar grandpa jokhon maara gechhilen 2 lakh taka chhere gechhilen.
2nd:amar grandpa jokhon mara jaan, 20 lakh taka chhere gechhilen.
3rd:amar grandpaa jokhon mara jaan uni puro duniya tai chhere gechhilen.


manager:dekhun ,ami apnake chakri dite parbo na.
amar kache dewar moto kono kaaj nei.
santa:bah! tahole ami ekdom appropriate ei chakrir jonno.
karon ami apnar kachhe kono kaaj chaibo na.
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:22:27 AM UTC

 

Bengali Jokes teacher:jol er formula ki?
student:hjijklmno
teacher:ki bhulbhal bokchho tumi??!!
student:apni to kalkei bollen h to o.!!


husband:aaj ami amar ekta bondhu ke dinner e invite korechhi.
wife:keno! amader ghor-dor er ei obostha, ami ranna o korte pari na!
keno dakle oke?!!
husband:are tar jonno i to dekechhi, o gadha ta bie korbe bolchhe!



patient:amar mathay kichhu i thake na!
majhe majhe rasta te beriye ami bhule jai,ami bari firchhi naki office jachhi!
doctor:hmm. er ekta sohoj upay achhe.
nijer tiffin box khule check korben.
jodi tiffin khali hoyathoe bujhben apni bari firchhen.
aar jodi bhorti thake, tahole bujhben apni office jachhen.



Ram:janis to ami aar amar grlfrnd dujone biye korchhi!
Shyam:bah! eto darun khobor! ta kobe hochhe toder biye?
Ram:amar biye 13th January aar amar grlfrnd er 20th February :P
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:22:10 AM UTC

 

Silly Bengali Jokes santa:joldi joldi arekta drink dao,ekhuni fight suru hbe.
abar kichhukkhon por
santa:joldi arekta drink fight suru holo bole!
bartender:kiser fight ?kokhon suru hbe?
santa: are jokhon i tumi amar kachhe taka chaibetokhon i suru hbe..:P



boy:achha ota akashe ki? chaand na surjo?
girl:sorry, ami ei sohre notun, tomar i moto!
tai thik bolte parbo na...



santa military te join korlo.
santa ke officer ekta bonduk dilo.
santa:sir eta diye kon dike guli korbo?
nijer dike na ulto dike??
officer:idiot, jedike ichhe koro. jedikei korbe desher upokar korbe..



grlfrnd:dekho,ami tomay bhalobasi kintu tomay biye korte parbo na.
karon ami tomar theke 1 bochhor er boro.
boyfrnd:ok. ami tomay eto bhalobasi je ami tomar jonno 1 bochhor wait korteo raaji achhi.



santa ekbar lottery te 1 koti taka jitlo.
lottery agent:ami tomake 50 lakh ekhon debo,bakita next 5 maas e diye debo.
santa:na. amar ekhuni sob taka chai!
nahole amar ticket er 100 taka ferot diye dao...


son:maa tomar eto chul sada hoe gechhe keno?
mother:tumi ekta kore mithhe bolo, aar ami rege jai, aar amar ekta kore chul sada hoe jay.
son:tahole maa, tomar maa er sob chul sada keno!!!


ekdin ek husband ar wife er moddhe khub jhogra holo.
sedin raate ghumonor age husband ekta note likhlo:
"dear wife, amay sokal 5tar somoy tule diyo"
pordin sokal 8 ta te ghum bhenge husband dekhlo wife er note:
"dear husband, ekhon sokla 5ta baje, uthe poro..:P
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:21:48 AM UTC

 

Comedy Bengali Jokes wife(aynar samne dariye) :ami ekhon buro hoe gechhi, dekho kemon mota amar chul peke gechhe, ami aar ager moto sundori nei!
tumi ki amay kichhu complement koro na aajkal!
husband:tomar chokh ekhono bhaloi achhe!



ekta ship dubchhilo,
tar captain ese sobai ke bollo.
apnader moddhe ke ke bhogaban er kachhe seshbarer moto prayer korte chan?
ekjon sadhu bollen ,ami korte chai.
captai:ok tahole apni ekhane bose prayer korun.
baki sobai life-jacket pore nin.
amader ekta life-jacket short hochhilo!!



ekdin ek meye tar boyfrnd ke nijer maa er sathe dekha korate niye elo.
mother:tahole tumi amar jamai hote chao?
boyfrnd:not really.
kintu apnar meyeke biye korte gele echhara ar kono upay nei



santa kono capsule khawar age tar side ta kete dey.
keno??
....
....
...
jate oshudher side effect kichhu na hoy!! :P



teacher:oxygen amader bachar jonno sob theke dorkari.
oxygen er abishkar hoy 1773 e.
student:bhaggis! ami tarpor jonmechhi, nahole to oxygen chhara morei jetam!!
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:21:24 AM UTC

 

Jokes in Bengali teacher:india er eto population barar karin holo ekhane proti 10 sceond e kono maa tar sontan er jonmo dey.
studnet:oho! eto boro mushkil byapar!
amader siggir uchit sei mohila ke khuje ber kora!



santa tar chakor ke bollo:jao gachh gulo te jol diye eso!
chakor:kintu babu ekhon to brishti porchhe!
santa:tate ki holo!! chhata niye jao!!



postman:ei chithi ta dewar jono amay 5 mile hete ashte holo!!
santa:ta eto dur ele keno tumi!
chithi ta post kore dilei to parte!!



ekjon burolok doctor er kachh theke hearing aid nilo.
1 mas por
doctor:tomar hearing to thik hoe gehhe.
tomar family nischoy khub khushi!
old man:na sir, ei 1 mas ami barir lokeder sathe boshe oder kotha suntamer modhhe ami 3 bar amar will change korechhi!!



wife:sweet heart, ami jokhon tomar choshma ta khule tomay dekhi, tokhon tomay sei 20 bochhor agekar charming loktar moto mone hoy!
husband:haan sweet heart, tumi jokhon amar chosma ta khule nao. toamkeo sei 20 bochhor agekar sundori meyer moto dekhte lage amar!!



wife:amader pasher barir lokta office jawar age roj or wife ke kiss kore!
tumi keno korona!!?
husband:oho! ami ki kore korbo! ami to oi mohila ke bhalo kore chini o na!!
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:20:25 AM UTC

 

Teacher Student Bengali Joke teacher:ekta motorcycle e kota tyre thake? student: 6ta. teacher:ki kore? student:4te motor er. ar 2to cycle er tyre.
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:19:27 AM UTC

 

Santa Banta Bengali Joke banta:yaar, raater bela te surjo kothay jay re? dekha jay na keno?
santa:are boka surjo kothao jay na.
ondhokar thake bole amra dekhte pai na, ei ja!!
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 2:56:47 AM UTC

 

Ram Shyaam Bengali Joke ram:tor swimming janis?
syam:na.
ram:janis ki kukur rao swimming korte jane!
syam:tui janis?
ram:haan.
syam:tahole tor ar kukrer er modhhe farak ki roilo aar!
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 2:56:33 AM UTC

 

Men and Women Bengali Jokes drink kora komanor bhalo upay ki?
biyer age- jokhon dukkho pabe tokhon sudhu drink koro.
biyer pore- jokhon anondo pabe sudhu tokhon i drink korbe..:-D


world er sob theke chhoto je book tate matro ekta word achhe..
everything.
book tar naam holo:
"what women want".. :-D



sohodhormini kake bole?
je sob bipode tomar paashe thakbe...
je bipod gulo tumi single thakle,
konodin astoi na.. :P


meye ar mobile ek i rokom..
keno?
non-stop kotha bolte thake.
jokhon busy thako tokhon disturb kore!
aar no service dekhay jokho
tomar take sob theke beshi dorkar hoy!!
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 2:49:36 AM UTC

 

Drinking Joke in Bengali drink kora komanor bhalo upay ki?
biyer age- jokhon dukkho pabe tokhon sudhu drink koro.
biyer pore- jokhon anondo pabe sudhu tokhon i drink korbe..:-D
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 2:49:10 AM UTC

 

Men and women joke in Bengali meyera chheleder theke beshidin baache.
keno?
....
karon shopping korle heart er osukh hoyna..
kintu bill dite gele heart er rog dekha dite pare...
:P
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 2:48:53 AM UTC

 

Wife Joke in Bengali ek bhodrolok nijer bou er atyachar e birokto hoye bou ke ek kumir e bhorti nodi te fele diye elen..
kichhudin por tar barite police elo:
"cholun, apnar naame poshu-premi samiti complain korechhe, apni naki kumirder opor atyachar korechhen!"

By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 2:48:37 AM UTC

 

Men joke nicher line dutir modhhe konti sunle chhelera beshi bhoy pabe?
....
...
1. ami tomar naam e police e complain korbo.
2.ami tomay bhalobasi, tomay biye korte chai.

By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 2:48:23 AM UTC

 

Author Bengali Joke ek author ek boi likhlen jaar naam:
"Jesob meye sottykarer bhalobaste jane"
boi ta ek purush journalist ke porte dilen uni.
kichhudin por journalist fire ese bollo:
boi ta bhalo noi.
author:keno?
journalist:ektao phone no. den ni kono meyer!! :O
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 2:48:06 AM UTC

 

Boy and Girl joke in Bengali bondhura holo textbook er patar moto.
ek ekjon bondhu ek ekta topic er moto.
aar best frnds ra holo index page er moto..
sob page cover kore.
thank u
amar index page.

By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 2:47:52 AM UTC

 

Friends Bengali Joke bondhura holo textbook er patar moto.
ek ekjon bondhu ek ekta topic er moto.
aar best frnds ra holo index page er moto..
sob page cover kore.
thank u
amar index page.

By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 2:47:34 AM UTC

 

Old is Gold Bengali Joke Height of friendship:
tomar bondhu tomar bou ke niye palie gechhe..
.....
aar tumi
...
tomar bondhur jonno chinta korchho!
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 2:47:17 AM UTC

 

Friendship Bengali Joke Height of friendship:
tomar bondhu tomar bou ke niye palie gechhe..
.....
aar tumi
...
tomar bondhur jonno chinta korchho!
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 2:47:08 AM UTC

 
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