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11 July 2010 2:54:19 AM UTC in Bengali Jokes and SMS

Bengali SMS Jokes


Bengali SMS Jokes are short and sweet and still funny jokes which are 1 to 4 lines and nice to forward to friends and have a nice time pass during the day.

Bengali Funny and Hilarious SMS Jokes ami bali te tomar naam likhlam
saggore mishe gelo!
ami hawa te tomar naam likhlam,
setao batashe miliye gelo.
amar hridoye tomar naam likhlam,
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amar heart attack hoe gelo!!!


jodi tomar advice lage,
amay sms koro.
jodi tomar kono bondhu dorkar hoy,
amay call koro.
jdi tomar amay dorkar hoy,
amar kachhe chole eso.
aar jodi tomar takar dorkar hoy,
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""Subscriber ekhon network seemar baire achhen" :P



eta amar matha
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ah! etobar tipe dewar jonno dhonyobad.
ami ekhon onek better feel korchhi :)
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:41:43 AM UTC

 

Comedy Bengali SMS Jokes amader jibone 6ta jinis jekono somoy aste pare...
1.bhalobasa
2.bondhutwo
3.taka
4.mrityu
5.osukh
6.sus:tai kore ghumiyo. :-P


ekta aeroplane ekta rocket ke jigges korlo:
"achha bhai, tumi eto jore jao ki kore!
rocket bollo:
"bhai,pechhone agun lagle tumi o orokom chhutbe!!"


aaj raate ki ami asbo..
ektu romance korte?
aaj mood khub bhalo achhe.
sudhu kiss ar kamor debo..
joldi reply diyo...
tomar priyo mosha..


jodi tomar 1ta baba hoy,call me.
jdoi 2to baba hoy,sms me.
jodi 3te hoy, msd call me.
aar jodi ami tomar baba hoi,
ignore dis msg. :P




amake nicher sosmoy gulote sudhu sms korben:
sokal-
6ta theke 12ta

dupur-
12 ta theke 4te

sondhya-
4ta theke 8ta

aar raat-
8ta theke 6ta.

baki sosmoy birokto korben na,
amar onek kaaj thake.
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:40:39 AM UTC

 

Funny Bengali SMS Jokes scientist kokhono president hote pare na,
kintu Kalam kore dekhalen.
bus conductor kokhono superstar hote pare na,
Rajnikant kore dekhalen.
bador e kokhono sms porte parena,
kintu tumi seta kore dekhale!! :P


kew tomay..
miss kore
tomay chay..
tomar jonno bhabe..
tomay chhara lonely feel kore..
ke boloto?
zoo er ekta bador!!


ekjon lok 1st April bus e uthe
conductor ke 10 taka diye
ekta ticket katlo..
se conductor ke bollo:
"april fool! amar pass achhe!"


world er sob theke chhoto jokes:
1) 2to meye chup-chap bose achhe.
2) girlfriend bill pay korchhe.
aro chai??

tumi khub sundor!! :P


amar mobile e oenk jokes achhe.
kintu segulo pathate onek somoy lagbe
onek balance o jabe.
tai ami sob theke bhalo jokes ta tomay pathachhi...
"tumi khub sundor!":-P
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:39:52 AM UTC

 

Bengali Friendship SMS Hi, amay sms korun aar onek prize jitun..

1st prize: onek bhalobasa,
2nd prize: choridiner bonndhutto,
3rd prize: amar hridoye e free stay..

By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:38:58 AM UTC

 

Teasing Bengali SMS Joke Hello! Ami tomar mobile bolchhi.

Ami tomar pocket chhere jachhi.emnite khub ekta problem nei.kintu….

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Gondho ta osojyo.

By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:38:36 AM UTC

 

SMS Joke in Bengali Ekhon eto raate to toke kono swaiji er bani sonanr jonno sms korbo na,

Common sense er byapar,je toke good night bolte sms korchhi. Chol ebar kete por.
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:38:10 AM UTC

 

Bengali SMS Jokes Jokhon khub eka mone hobe. Aynar kachhe giye bolbe,. Ishh, ami ki sundor! Tomar dukkho dur hoe jabe. Kintu roj erokom koro na. karon,, jara beshi mithhe bole tara noroke jai.
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:37:47 AM UTC

 

Bengali SMS Jokes Bhagawan krishna Geeta te bolechhen
Kaliyug ek karmayogi bondhu thakbe je sms korte thakbe,
Aar ekta paapi thakbe je sei sms pore hasbe.
Haas papi, haas.



Good morning.. Ekhon tumi bhabbe ekhon gd mrning keno bolchhi!
Simple! Phone amar,msg amar,paisa amar,amar ja ichhe tai pathabo,tomar ki tate?
Chalo happy new year :P



Hello! Ami tomar mobile bolchhi.

Ami tomar pocket chhere jachhi.emnite khub ekta problem nei.kintu….
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Gondho ta osojyo.




Chaand take dekho..
Chaand ki sundor!!
Ekhon ami tomay dekhi…
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Na.. er theke chaand tai dekha bhalo..



Tumi jaano ami roj bhagwan er kachhe prayer kori jaate sobai tomar moto ekjon bondhu pay…

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Sudhu ami keno kosto pabo,jate sobai kosto pay.




Tumi 100% sundor,

100%mishti,

100% bhalo……..

100% budhhu je esob biswas kore!




Tumi amake tule niye gele,

Amake ghore niye gele,

Amar top khule,

Amake tomar lips diye touch korle..

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Thank god! Ami ekta pepsi bottle.
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:37:01 AM UTC

 

Funny Bengali Joke SMS Kiss,gari ar bador er moddhe ki difference?

Kiss holo sobar priyo,

Gari holo onek beshi priyo

Aar bador hole tumi priyo!
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:35:26 AM UTC

 

Frog SMS Joke
Ekdin ek bang ek jotishi ke jigges korlo:

dekhun to amar bhaggye ki achhe?

Jotishi: ek sundor meye tomar sorirer sob jayga sporsho korbe.

bang: kokhon, kothay, kibhabe?

Jotishi: next xam, biology practical e.

By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:35:13 AM UTC

 

Teasing Joke in Bengali Kew mon bodlay, kew mala bodlay,

Tomar kachhe kichhui chhilo na..

Tai seshe mandir e giye nijer juto i palte ele!

By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:34:46 AM UTC

 

Teasing SMS Joke in Bengali Aaj abar tomar dekha pelam na,

Aaj abar tomar birohe ami katrai,

Na jane konbi jone lukiye achho tumi,

Cartoon Network theke Pogo Kothao tomay khuje na pai.

By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:34:24 AM UTC

 

Funny Bengali SMS Joke Tumi mishti,

Sundor, tomar ujjal baktitwo,

Tumi hazare ek,

Tumi khati sona,

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Aro jokes er jonno sms koron 1097.
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:34:09 AM UTC

 

Bluetooth SMS Joke Teacher: tomar daat orokom nil ronger keno?

Student: sir, ami nil rong lagiechhi daat e.

Teacher: keno?

Student: sir, ajkal bluetooth er jug to tai!
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:33:57 AM UTC

 

Funny Thought of the day SMS in Bengali Jodi kokhono mone hoy kaj kora uchit.

Tahole opekkha koro….



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Jotokkhon na sei bhabna matha theke dur hoy.
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:33:41 AM UTC

 

Cute Friendship SMS Prothomoto, kawke bondhu baniyo na,

Jodio ba banao,beshi kachhe anar chesta koro na,

Jodio ba kachhe jao, tader bhalobeso na,

Aar jodi bhalobaso, tahole kokhono tader chhere jeo na.

By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:33:26 AM UTC

 

Value of money SMS kokhono taka ke gurutwo debe na.

Taka te bichhana mele kintu ghum mele na,

Boi mele kintu budhhi mele na,

Gahana mele kintu soundarjo mele na,

Bilasita mele kintu sukh mele na.

Tai oi taka amr account e pathie dao.

By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:33:09 AM UTC

 

Mobile Number Jodi tomar mobile number hote partam,
Sobsomoy amay tumi mone to rakhte!
Jodi amay tumi bodleo dite,
Tobu amader bichhed er khobor to sobai ke bolte!

By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:32:54 AM UTC

 

Love and marriage sms in Bengali Kobi bolechhen, “bhalobasa holo modhur swapner moto, aar bie holo alarm clock, tai

Jotokkhon alarm na baje sukhonidra upobhog koro.”
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:32:40 AM UTC

 

Funny friendship sms in Bengali Gorur mukher ghaas tumi, buroder khawar chawan prash tumi, boka, hada, pagol tumi, jai

How na keno, amar bindaas bondhu tumi.
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:32:28 AM UTC

 

Funny love poem SMS in Bengali Tumi sathe thakle hazaro path pari dite pari, tumi sathe thakleoxygen chharao bachte pari

Ami,tumi thakle swargo theke ante pari parijat ful, jodi chao dite pari bondhu aro kichhu gul.
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 7:32:16 AM UTC

 

Mobile Joke in Bengali ondher hathe torch!
kalar hathe radio!
bobar hath e mike!
aar tomar hathe e mbile!
hey bhogoban! ki din ese gelo!!
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 2:56:58 AM UTC

 

Joke in Bengali jokhon jibone,
sokla e uthe tumi kawke dekhte pabe na..
tumi amar kachhe eso,
ami tomar sathe jabo...
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tomar eye-specialist er kachhe..
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 2:56:18 AM UTC

 

SMS Joke in Bengali tomar haasi khub mishti,
tomar kotha khub mishti,
tomar mukh khub mishti..
aar..
dekho ami ki mishti kore mitthe bolte pari!! :P
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 2:56:11 AM UTC

 

SMS Teasing Joke ami tomar byapare kichhu bolte chai
1)tumi khub i buddhiman..
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..sorry. ami dine ektar beshi mitthe bolte chai na..:P
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 2:55:58 AM UTC

 

SMS Teaser Joke in Bengali mishti khete bhalo,
mishti kotha sunte bhalo,
mishti chehara dekhte bhalo,
kintu mishti lokjon ei duniya te pawa muskil.
ebar boloto..
amay tumi ki kore khuje pele!!!
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 2:55:45 AM UTC

 

Bengali SMS Greeting Joke Merry Christmas,
Happy New Year.
Best of luck for Valentines Day,
Spooky Halloween,
Happy birthday,
nao ebar kete poro,
aar sara bochhor amake jalate eso na.. :P
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 2:55:26 AM UTC

 

Funny SMS Joke loke bole:
"mohan hote gele,
mohan lokeder sathe cholar chesta koro..
amar kono problem nei...
jodi tumi amar sathe cholte chao..
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 2:55:12 AM UTC

 

Funny SMS Joke in Bengali sobsomoy mone rekho..
tumi joto baje dekhte how na keno!
tumi joto idiot i how na keno!
ei duniya te tumi ekebare useless now...
karon..
ekta baje example hisebe tomar use ei duniya te chirokal i thakbe.. :D
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 2:55:02 AM UTC

 

Insulting SMS Joke jokhon ami chaand ke dekhte jai..
tomar mukh dekhte pai
jokhon surjo dekhte jai
tomar mukh dekhi
jokhon tara dekhte jai..
tomar mukh dekhi!
onek hoechhe ebar ektu sore darao to baapu amarsamar samne theke!!
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 2:54:48 AM UTC

 

Teasing Bengali SMS Joke ekdin tomar kachh theke sob kichhu hariye jabe.
tomar take.
tomar mathar chul.
tomar budhhi..
kintu ekta jiis konodin jabe na..
seta holo tomar sundor chehara..
karon ja tomar kahhe nei,seta ar khoy jabe kibhabe!!
:P

By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 2:54:38 AM UTC

 
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Uttam Sutradhar(Nutan Bazar,Tripura) .
Uttam Sutradhar(Nutan Bazar,Tripura) .

Duplicate cabi

1st Bandhu, Aamar kace Gari,Bunglow,Locker,Bou sab ache tur kace ki ache?
2nd Bandhu, Aamar kache Duplicate Cabi ar Etka Mobile Number ache.... Ha Ha Ha Ha...

18 November 2012 8:24:29 PM UTC

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Rakesh .
Rakesh .

Doctor & Rogi

Rog hole Doctor-er kache jao, karon Doctor-ke kheye banchte hobe. Oshudh keno, karon dokandar keo bachte habe.
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Kintu oshudh KHEYONA, karon TOMAKEO BACHTE HOBE !

08 November 2012 11:44:03 AM UTC

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Md Anis(shati) .
Md Anis(shati) .
shati

shati

Shati:Ami jodi shole jay jiboner tore.sriti tuku reke di o tumary ontore.

13 September 2012 5:18:10 PM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

pc-help-bd.blogspot.com

pc-help-bd.blogspot.com

14 July 2012 5:04:05 AM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

fun

Ami tomaka cai
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karon amar bashai kajar buya nai

30 June 2012 9:33:07 AM UTC

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Ramen Chakraborty .
Ramen Chakraborty .
Bengali SmS

Bengali SmS

Jobonta toiri hashi-kanna songmisrone,
ei jobone cholar potha asbe onek dukkho=batha ....
sob kichu ke maniya hasi take nao songi kore,
dhakbe tomaro monta lagbe onek halka, jibone pabe onek anonda.

it's true.

29 June 2012 7:34:33 PM UTC

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JOY MONDAL ( RAJA ) .
JOY MONDAL ( RAJA ) .
LOVE

LOVE

I AM JOY . I WANT TO A GIRL FRIEND.. I AM I.T,I STUDENT.... PLZ CALl 9564606820

20 May 2012 10:30:20 AM UTC

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@masum
Bondhu

Bondhu

Bondhu mane meghla dupur sisir veja.
Bondhu mane vison khushi ektu oviman,
moner maje kotai jeno ektukhani tan

All the best by
Abdullah Al Masum
+8801944756677

05 May 2012 6:04:40 PM UTC

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joydip .
joydip .

parar natun bau r goborar madhya mil kothai?

parar natun bau r goborar madhya mil kothai?

Ans:- dutoi ektu purano hoye gale tulte subidha hoi.

09 April 2012 5:07:52 AM UTC

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Robi oper .
Robi oper .
Faisal

Faisal

Robi quage opera afni 'o' pata paran 100 taka.bistarito nica dakhun.
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Arakto nica dakhun
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arakto..nica namun
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arakto..arakto nica namun
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ce...ce...ce...... Tumi takar jonno ato nica namta parla.

02 April 2012 4:46:21 AM UTC

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Robi oper .
Robi oper .
Faisal

Faisal

Robi quage opera afni 'o' pata paran 100 taka.bistarito nica dakhun.




Arakto nica dakhun





arakto..nica namun





arakto..arakto nica namun









ce...ce...ce...... Tumi takar jonno ato nica namta parla.

02 April 2012 4:32:12 AM UTC

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azom khan .
azom khan .
Bangla great

Bangla great

ami parina gaite,ami parina likte,ami parina jolte,ami parina nivte,ami parina haste,ami parina kadte...ami pari sudu tomake valobaste. I love you Onie.
kamrul .
kamrul .

kobita

tumi amar rater tara
adhar ghorer bati,
tumi amar vanga ghore,
birat akta hati,
tumi amar ses tumi amar suru,
tumi amar gowal ghore australian goru.

15 March 2012 11:43:25 PM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

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love

25 November 2011 7:33:53 PM UTC

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Manik .
Manik .

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30 August 2011 10:12:00 PM UTC

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Manik .
Manik .

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30 August 2011 10:10:29 PM UTC

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laiyla .
laiyla .

Rather akase

Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela,
Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat,
Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..Oi Akaser e Chad!!

13 June 2011 6:48:51 AM UTC

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laiyla .
laiyla .

Mango take Mango Juice

Mango thake Mango Juice.
Lemon thake lemon juice.
Grameen thake Djuice.
Banglalink thake je sms na kore se holo BORO Konjuice

sandip .
sandip .

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29 April 2011 3:39:41 AM UTC

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