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04 December 2009 10:55:39 AM UTC in Jokes

Funny Doctor Jokes


Funny Doctor Jokes are the funniest jokes about bumbling nurses, silly patients and forgetful doctors. This is a category of joke that most will be able to associate with.




Doctor Jokes are universal in the sense anyone can understand the essence of the joke without it being too regional. Some of these doctor jokes are really funny and hilarious; just enjoy reading these comedy jokes.

Joke? A woman visited a Doctor.
Woman: Doctor, I have a problem. I am...

Doctor: I know your problem. You always dream that you have become a horse, right?

Woman: How do you know?!

Doctor: Your pony tail hair style.
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:05:27 AM UTC

 

Silly Doctor Mr. Jones: Doctor, my son is having a problem.

He plugged up his ear and nose with chilies. Now he is screaming.

Doctor: That means he is not eating properly.
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:05:02 AM UTC

 

Silly Patient Doctor: Here is the medicine. Take four spoons daily.

Patient: But I don’t have four spoons in house. Do I have to buy one?

By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:04:44 AM UTC

 

Kids Vs. Doctors Joke Two friends run to a doctor, one of them said,
'Doctor, I accidentally swallowed a marble. Please get it out from my stomach.'

Doctor: Yes sure, but why your friend is here?

Boy: Because it’s his marble.
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:04:31 AM UTC

 

Husband, Wife and Doctor Joke Doctor: Your husband needs a proper rest. Here are some sleeping tablets.
Woman: When will he have these?
Doctor: It’s for you, not for him.
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:04:05 AM UTC

 

Stupid Patient Patient: Doctor, give me a medicine which will change my mood to an angry mood.
Doctor: You don’t need any medicine. One of my slaps will be enough.
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:03:42 AM UTC

 

Doctor English Fail Patient: Doctor, I can’t breathe perfectly.
Doctor: Don’t worry, I will stop it permanently.
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:03:13 AM UTC

 

Doctor and Patient Patient: You couldn’t treat my malaria disease, don’t I have cancer?
Doctor: No, why do you think that?
Patient: Another doctor treated my friend as a malaria patient, but he died on cancer.
Doctor: Relax, I don’t do much mistakes. If I treat anyone as a malaria patient, he always dies due to malaria.
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:02:43 AM UTC

 

Fail Doctor Joke Doctor: The payment check you gave me has bounced back from the bank.
Patient: Because the disease you cured before had returned as well.
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:02:07 AM UTC

 

Crazy Doctor Joke Doctor: Mr. Jones, I have two news for you. One is good and the other one is bad. Which one you want to hear first?
Mr. Jones: tell me the bad one.
Doctor: The bad news is, both your legs have to be removed.
Mr. Jones: And the good news?
Doctor: I will buy all your shoes cheaply.
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:01:38 AM UTC

 

Dentist Joke A busy dentist and a patient:
Patient: Doctor, my teeth...
Doctor: I know what to do. Open your mouth.
When the patient opened his mouth and the dentist pulled three of his front teeth.
Patient: What have you done?!
Doctor: Its weird, I pulled three of your teeth without any bleeding.
Patient: Those were fake teeth.
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:01:11 AM UTC

 

Fail Doctor Operation successful!! You can hear everything from now.
Did you say something?

By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:00:50 AM UTC

 

Stupid Doctor Stupid Patient Joke Once a man ran to the Doctor,'
My wife accidentally drank some petrol. Now she is running in the house. What should I do?'

Doctor smiled, 'Lock all the doors and windows in the house. She will stop when the petrol is over.'
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:00:34 AM UTC

 

Doctor One Liner Joke Doctor to patient: You lost your memory so I want the payment in advance now.
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 10:59:48 AM UTC

 

Operation Theatre Joke Patient: I will be fine after the operation, right?
Doctor: yes. But the operation is very complicated. Nine out of ten people die after this operation.
Patient: What? Then how come you are getting sure about my safety?
Doctor: Maybe you are the luckiest tenth person.
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 10:59:34 AM UTC

 

Medical Store Patient Joke Medicine shop:
Buyer: Do you sell this medicine?
Seller: Yes.
Buyer: It’s fake and poisonous.
Seller: But nobody complained about it before.
Buyer: How can dead people complain?
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 10:59:01 AM UTC

 

Hilarious Doctor Patient Joke In the operation theatre:
Patient: Doctor, please do the operation safely. This is my first operation.
Doctor: It’s my first operation too.
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 10:58:41 AM UTC

 

Crazy Doctor Patient Joke Doctor!!
What happened?
I have fever.
Ok, go back to your home; take a bath with ice cold water, then lie under fan for 12 hours without any clothes. Come back tomorrow.
I will be fine then?
No. you will get Pneumonia.
What?
Don’t worry. I am only a Pneumonia specialist.
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 10:57:48 AM UTC

 

Stupid Doctor Joke Patient: Doctor, I am having a strange dream these days. I dream that I have become a crow. What should I do?

Doctor: It’s easy. Start eating garbage.

By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 10:57:14 AM UTC

 

Funny Doctor Joke 'Dr. Smith is checking a little boy named Tom.
Placing the stethoscope he said,

'Naughty boy, now take a long breath and say Five, three times.'

Tom is great at math. He always gets 100 out of 100. He said quickly, 'Doctor, its 15!!'
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 10:56:57 AM UTC

 
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vikram nafees .
vikram nafees .

coincidence

doc:can you tell me an example of coincidence
patient: yes me and my huband married in same date

12 October 2012 11:47:33 AM UTC

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Doctor

doctor I need a new butt mine has a crack in it

12 May 2012 4:54:55 PM UTC

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nathin .
nathin .

dream to sms

this dream to sms we sent sms from dream .dream computer.

19 April 2012 9:22:49 AM UTC

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