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18 December 2009 11:16:58 AM UTC in Punjabi Jokes and SMS

Funny Punjabi Jokes


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Funny Joke Punjabi Santa Jeeto Jeeto: asi kithe ja rahe h?

santa:lambi drive te.

Jeeto: pehla dasna si, me bachiya nu v le ana si!

Santa: mainu v kehda kithe pta si, gaddi de break hune fail hoye h.
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:34:50 AM UTC

 

Santa Banta Joke Santa: graduation karan toh bad dobara nursery di padhai start kar denda hai?
Banta: nusrsery di padhai Q kar riha h?
Santa: 2013 wich duniya khatam h...me sochiya hune to padhai start kar dwan.
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:31:25 AM UTC

 

Punjabi Comedy Joke Police di gadi te gharwali wich common ki h?
dono apne aan te bda shor machande hai.
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:30:47 AM UTC

 

Funny Punjabi Santa Banta Joke Titanic doob riha si,
ik gore ne santu nu puchiya etho zameen kini dur h?
Santa 1 km.
Gora: kehdi side?
Santa :niche di side.

By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:29:20 AM UTC

 

Doctor Joke Doctor: tusi jehda cheque dita si ,oh bank to reject ho ke wapis aa gya.

Santa: mainu sir dard v wapis aa gya hai jisde lyi tusi dwayi diti si .

By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:28:46 AM UTC

 

Joke Wife in Punjabi dipi: maa khana kive bnade hai?
maa: me tenu kini war dsya
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ke apne papa de kam di gal mainu na puchiya kar.
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:27:46 AM UTC

 

Letter Punjabi Joke Santa: aram aram nal letter likh riha si,
Banta: aram aram naal Q likh riha h?
Santa: mera beta 6 sal da h, te oh aram aram nal padhda h.
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:27:05 AM UTC

 

Girl Joke Santa ik sohni mutiyar vekh ke usnu ched dinda h,
Ladkli: badtamij, ki kar rahe ho?
Santa: B.A

By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:26:32 AM UTC

 

Comedy Joke in Punjabi Santa: yar bachapan wich me 10 manjil toh kud gya si,

Banta: fer bach gya si ke mar gyi si?

Santa: pta nahi yar badi purani gal h.

By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:26:04 AM UTC

 

Santa Aur Banta Santa sukhe talab wich boating kar riha si.

Banta:ise ne sada nam badnam kita hoya h.
je mainu terna anda taan othe hi ja ke marda sale nu.

By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:25:15 AM UTC

 

Mount Everest Joke Preeto : ji je me mount everest te chad javan taan tusi mainu ki doge?
Santa : puchan wali kehdi gal hai "dhakaa"
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:24:07 AM UTC

 

College Joke in Punjabi Santa : je me is nariyal de ped te chad jawan taan, engineering college di kudiyan dikh jangi?

Banta: haan je gir gya taan medical college di v nal hi dikh jangi.

By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:23:40 AM UTC

 

Joke Punjabi ik var santa raste wich chalde chalde ik gadhe de age dig pya.
use time ik ladki boldi h: “Apne vade phra da ashirwad le riha h ki?”
Santa:“Sahi kiha bhabhi ji.”

By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:23:18 AM UTC

 

Funny Joke Punjabi Shunty:rab mainu i nottan naal bhariya ghar de de!
Santa :rab mainu 1 chandi da ghar de de !
Banta :rab mainu 1 sone da ghar de de !
Bunty :rab mainu en 3na de ghar di chabbi de dyi.
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:21:50 AM UTC

 

Funny Santa Banta Santa da chinese dost hospital wich santa nu "chin chon chu chu" keh ke mar janda hai,
Santa : isda matlab pta karan lyi china janda hai.
Isda matlab si badtamij "apna per OXIGEN PIPE to hta".
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:21:07 AM UTC

 

Punjabi Mukhote Santa: Das chand jruri hai ke Suraj?
Banta: chand.

Santa: Q ?

Banta:chand sanu raat nu channi dinda hai, te suraj din vele jado sanu chaidi nahi hundi
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:18:56 AM UTC

 

Punjabi Lady Joke Mukhote Santa : daso kehde office wich ladies kam nahi kar sakdi?

Banta: firebrigade?

Santa: Q ?

Banta: firebrigade da kam aag bhujana hunda hai aag lgana nahi !
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:17:57 AM UTC

 

Teacher Student Joke Teacher : is di english daso "Sunder chadha office ja riha hai"

Santa : beautiful underwear is going to office. :-)
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:15:52 AM UTC

 

Mukhote Preeto : kash me akhbar hundi taan kam toh kam roj tuhade hathan wich taan andi?

Santa : me v ehi soch riha haan , kam toh kam roz nvi nvi taan aandi!
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:14:55 AM UTC

 

Girl Joke Santa : ki tu pakka irada kar lita? ke mere naal hi viyah karna hai?

Preeto: haan me 10 var list check kar liti, tere kol hi sab toh jyada paisa h. hor koi option nhi.
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:09:26 AM UTC

 

Taxi Driver Joke in Punjabi Santa(taxi driver) : sir 500 rs ho gaye,

Engineer: ina taan me engineer ho ke v nahi kamanda,

Santa : jado me engineer si me v nahi kamanda si!
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:07:51 AM UTC

 

Inspector Joke Inspector : tu aaj 2ji var jail aa reha hai, tenu jail aande hoye sharam nahi aandi?

Santa: acha me taan 2ji var aa riha haan , tusi roj aande ho tuhanu sharam nhi aandi!

By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:06:28 AM UTC

 

School Joke Master Santa nu: is line nu english wich badlo : “asi aam bande hai”.

Santa: we are mango man.
By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 1:56:03 PM UTC

 

Teacher Student Joke Exam wich Teacher : tu apne hath te formula Q likha hoya hai?

Student : tusi hi taan kahnde ho ke formula ungliyan te hone chaide hai.
By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 1:53:58 PM UTC

 

Silly Joke Chor chaku dikha ke : apne sare paise kad!
Santa : tu janda hai me kaun haan , me police wala haan!

Chor : Acha fer mera paisa v kad.
By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 1:53:23 PM UTC

 

Nice Punjabi Joke Preeto: aji , aaj kuch ajiha karo ke mere pasine nikal jaan.

Banta : uthiyan te AC & pankhe da switch off kar dita.

By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 1:53:02 PM UTC

 

Pappu Joke in Punjabi Pappu : Kal papa kue wich gir gye, badi shattan lagi, bade chiilla rhe si.

Banta : hun ki hal hai ?

Pappu : Thik hi hone, raat to kue toh koi awaz nahi ayi.

By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 1:40:17 PM UTC

 

Teacher Student Joke in Punjabi Master bachiya nu puchda hai, daso vade ho ke tusi ki banna chaoge?
shunty : me Engineer banna chanda haan.
bunty : me doctor banna chanda haan.
dipti : me achi maa banna chandi haan.
santa : te me dipti di madad karna chanda haan.
By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 1:36:06 PM UTC

 

Funny Doctor Joke Punjabi Shunty : Doctor ne menu kiha si ke o 2 hafte wich mainu pairan te khada kar dwega,
bunty : Accha ki usne tenu pairan te khada kar dita ?
Shunty : Haan usda bill chukan liye mainu apni car jo bechni payi.
By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 1:33:44 PM UTC

 

Exam Joke in Punjabi Paper cancel ho gya, te santa chup chap bathiya si,
banta : tu aiven kyun bathiya hai,tenu taan khush hona chida paper cancel ho gya,
santa : oye nhi gal ae hai, ke hun fer padh ke vikhana pavega.

By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 1:26:34 PM UTC

 

School Joke in Punjabi Son to Santa: papa aj teacher ne mainu bada marya.

santa : Tu jarur koi shararat kiti honi.

Son : Nahi papa , tusi mera vishwas karo,
mai taan chup chap so riha si.
By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 11:47:11 AM UTC

 

Father and Son Joke in Punjabi Son : papa 10+10 kine hunde ae?
Santa(papa) : ghade, kanjra ,ullu de pathe,nalayak, haramkhor, tenu kuch nhi aunda ja andron calculator le ke aa.
By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 11:33:28 AM UTC

 

Funny Punjabi Joke Tusi hasde raho,
nacde raho,
muskurande raho,
har vele khil khilande raho,
khush raho te gungunande raho,
mera ki hai,
loki tenu hi pagal samzhange.
By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 11:20:02 AM UTC

 
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funny joke

sa re ga ma pa
means
sare gare vich pani paa
hi hi hi hi hi hi.....
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31 October 2012 6:37:46 AM UTC

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train joke

ek var 3 pra train vich ja rahe honde han
3 na nu tati ayi honde e
pehla jhanda te ake kehnda yarr maja hi agya honey singh de gane lage c
duja jhabda te ake kehnda yarr maja hi agya gippy de gane lage c
tija janda hai te kehanda ki yarr maja ta menu v aya par khade hoke tati karni payi jan gan man laga c

08 October 2012 11:02:54 AM UTC

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santa vs dr.

Santa- dr sahib 2 saal pehle muje bukhar aya tha
dr-to ab kya hua
santa- aap ne nahane k liye mana kiya tha ab naha loo?

07 September 2012 7:28:51 AM UTC

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kukriand bajj

ek war kukkri bajj nal vivah karva lande hai te sare kukkur uus ton ekadhe ho ke jande han te kehnde ne ke asa sare mar gayain sa ki tu bajj nal viah kra liya. Oh kende hai ke mammi kejndi si ki mundah ait force jona chahida hai

05 September 2012 3:18:51 PM UTC

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west indies

daso jado bhagwan ne sab toh pehala west indies da insaan baniya hona ta ohna ne ki sochiya hona i la yeh to sad gaya

02 September 2012 12:34:22 PM UTC

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police

ek var ek chor se jis da naam se kacha police kehandi hai ke sare kache nu pakdo te sare loki apne kache nu fad lande han te phir police kehhandi hai sare kache nu uttaro te sare apne kache utar dinde han

02 September 2012 12:30:25 PM UTC

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Santa banta funny joke

Santa aur banta ke bich me ldai ho rhi thi..
Santa:main teri kameez fad kr rkh du ga..
Banta:yr santa ldai ke bat me romantic batein mat kr...

24 August 2012 6:16:55 AM UTC

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05 August 2012 2:51:06 AM UTC

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