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17 January 2010 3:24:21 AM UTC in Gujarati Jokes and SMS

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Driver Joke in Gujarati Cop: jaldi chal drivr maari wa zehar khave che,
Driver:pen hame k kar sake che?
Cop:us te dhakan ni khule che.
By (anonymous)
on 17 January 2010 9:07:42 AM UTC

 

Comedy Gujarati Joke Inspector: tme aaj 2vi var jail ave che,
tme shu nahi ave che?
Bapu:aam to 2vi var aya chu,
tame roj ave che , tme shu nahi che.
By (anonymous)
on 17 January 2010 9:05:24 AM UTC

 

Gujarati Hilarious Joke Aman beedi pita hta,
Raman:bapu tmari beedi mathi dhumda kem nathi niklta.
Aman:te na nikle aa to CNG beedi 6e.
By (anonymous)
on 17 January 2010 3:37:10 AM UTC

 

Gujarati Comedy Joke Sheena:Te kem tari kamwali ni kdhi muki..?
te to bahu saari hati.
neena: Aetle je kdhi muki,kem ke te mara pti ne pan bhu je sari lagti hati.
By (anonymous)
on 17 January 2010 3:36:36 AM UTC

 

Teacher Joke in Gujarati Teacher: Dharo k tmara left pocket ma 500rs 6e,
ane right pocket ma 500rs 6e to tme shu vicharo?
Bapu: salu aa pent konu 6e.
By (anonymous)
on 17 January 2010 3:33:30 AM UTC

 

Gujarati Joke Cop ek book vanchta vanchta rova lagya.
Baap:kem ruvo 6o ?
cop: aa book no ant khub karun 6e.
Baap:kai book?
cop: Passbook.
By (anonymous)
on 17 January 2010 3:33:12 AM UTC

 

Gujarati Santa Banta Joke Banta ne Gadhe par College javno Shokh.
Thoda verso pa6hi banta ne ekalu jaavu padyu.
Pu6ho Kem?
Karan Ke,
Gadha Graduate thai gayu.
By (anonymous)
on 17 January 2010 3:31:28 AM UTC

 

Funny Joke in Gujarati cop:Park ma aam betha cho,
Balko per shu asar padshe?
BAPU:Ame be Married Chiye
Cop:Toh Ghare Beso.
BAPU:To ana PATNI per shu asar Padshe?
By (anonymous)
on 17 January 2010 3:30:55 AM UTC

 

Gujarati Stock Market SMS Joke Pyar,ishk ane mohabat.
E badhu stock mrket jevu che,
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Aama to evu che ne ke,
faavi gya toh Hrshad mehta.
nahi-tar Narsinha Mehta.
By (anonymous)
on 17 January 2010 3:25:58 AM UTC

 

Gujarati Funny Joke r knya hoye che ?
BAAP: Ae kon che ?
Mahesh: Koi divas ghaar ma rho toh khbar padshe tamne.
By (anonymous)
on 17 January 2010 3:25:39 AM UTC

 
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hp39 .

mara bapa

Tenio:mara bapa etla uncha etla unchake slash ma udta human no puchchadi pakdi le....
Menio:mara bapa to Tara bapa kartay uncha chche toy .....tara bapa jeva VODRA VAIDYA nahi keys....;)

31 October 2012 4:16:57 PM UTC

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Dinesh.sp

Dinesh.sp

Nice .....

23 October 2012 7:30:45 AM UTC

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baby

baby; ian going for tea
mother;how can you go you can't walk
baby;mother i am in dream

21 October 2012 12:38:56 PM UTC

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shah rutvik .
shah rutvik .
sardarji and rixavalo

sardarji and rixavalo

Sardarji and temni patni roxi ma betha.
Rixavalo miror mathi sardarji ni patni ne joto hato.
Vareghdiye te joto hato. Tethi sardarji ae kahyu
ae rixa ubhi rakh.
Tu pachal avi ja hu rixa chalavu!

18 October 2012 8:04:41 AM UTC

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jeel .
jeel .
ladkeki ma

ladkeki ma

ak bar ak panjabebhai ne ak ladkesha pu6a ki tumhari ma kyu chop hay ladke na kah mari ma ne mere papasa lipgard lagana ka lia kahata kpar lipgard ke badle favikvik lagade

12 October 2012 3:43:48 AM UTC

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jeel .
jeel .
ladkeki ma

ladkeki ma

ak bar ak panjabebhai ne ak ladkesha pu6a ki tumhari ma kyu chop hay ladke na kah mari ma ne mere papasa lipgard lagana ka lia kahata kpar lipgard ke badle favikvik lagade

12 October 2012 3:38:11 AM UTC

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ghajini .
ghajini .

gujarati jokes

ek vaar dhoom3 nu shooting chaltu hatu ane aamir khan 200 ni speed par bike chalavato hato ane tyare Rajnikant tene cycle upar overtake karine kahyuu SAVEFUEL

28 September 2012 11:54:09 AM UTC

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ghajini .
ghajini .

gujarati jokes

ek vaar dhoom3 nu shooting chaltu hatu ane aamir khan 200 ni speed par bike chalavato hato ane tyare Rajnikant tene cycle upar overtake karine kahyuu SAVEFUEL

28 September 2012 11:51:27 AM UTC

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Rathod keshav .
Rathod keshav .

Mr. Rathod keshav

Joke

19 September 2012 5:04:00 PM UTC

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hardik .
hardik .
	  jock

jock

એક દિવસ એક ભિખારી એક મોટા મંદિર પાસે ભીખ માંગતો હતો કે જ્યાં ખુબ ધનવાન લોકો દર્શન કરવા આવતા હતા.

ભિખારીએ કહહું હું ભૂખ્યો છુ મેં બે દિવસથી કાય જ નથી ખાધું મહેરબાની કરી ને મને કાય આપો પણ કોયે તેની સામે પણ ન જોયું બધા પોત પોતાની મોટી મોટી કાર માં બેસી ને જતા રહેતા હતા.

ભિખારી નારાજ થય ગયો ને ચાલવા લાગ્યો થાકી ને એક બિયરબાર પાસે બેસી ગયો તે કાય જ બોલતો ન હતો છતાં ત્યાંથી બાર આવતા લોકો કોય ૧૦૦ તો કોય ૨૦૦ કે ૩૦૦ રૂપિયા આપતા જતા હતા ,ભિખારીએ તે પૈસા હાથમાં લીધાને ને ઉપર ભગવાનની તરફ જોયા ને બોલ્યો, ” અરે ભગવાન તું રહેતા હે કહા ઓર address કહાકા દેતા હે”.....!!!!!!

24 July 2012 7:36:43 AM UTC

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hardik .
hardik .

Driver Joke in Gujarati

Cop: jaldi chal drivr maari wa zehar khave che,
Driver:pen hame k kar sake che?
Cop:us te dhakan ni khule che.

24 July 2012 7:34:06 AM UTC

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paras .
paras .

love jokes

ek chokrae ani girl frind ne sms karyo i laving you
chokrie javab apyo hu lavinu to tu sutli bomb.

20 July 2012 11:21:43 PM UTC

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narendra b parmar .
narendra b parmar .

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05 June 2012 3:24:15 AM UTC

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D.K. .
D.K. .
jokes

jokes

આ પ્રેમની રમત પણ કમાલ છે,
હાર હોય કે જીત એક સરખી ધમાલ છે,
નિરાળા એના નિયમ નિરાળી એની ચાલ છે,
હારેલા તો ઠીક તેમાં જીતેલા પણ બેહાલ છે….

31 May 2012 12:25:56 AM UTC

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harsh .
harsh .

cmt

nathi malta yar.....

04 May 2012 6:27:16 AM UTC

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Anant .
Anant .

Joke

Che pushp hath ma ne sajni che sath ma,
Male che ketlay musafro zindgi ni vatma,
Chandni khile che madhur rat ma,
ne 1881 ma Gandhiji napass thya hata dhoran 7 ma!

24 April 2012 1:11:27 AM UTC

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ajay .
ajay .
chata pata

chata pata

kaka black hata ne kaki White hata
bane Dr. pase gaya ne kaka ye kahu
kaka Dr.amaru chokaru kevu av6
Dr: chta pata vadu

28 March 2012 6:21:06 AM UTC

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007 .
007 .

007

lodav chodinav galiyo bolo ma

23 March 2012 6:44:31 AM UTC

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ADARSH PARMAR .
ADARSH PARMAR .

Swarg ane Narak

EK VEPARINU MRUTYU THAYU ANE TE YAMRAJ PASE AAVYO

YAMRAJ : BOL TARE KYA JAVU CHE SWARG MA KE PACHI NARAK MA ?
VEPARI : MARE KYAY NATHI JAVU TAME MANE KHALI SWRG ANE NARAKNI VACCHE PAN NI DUKAN KHOLI DO TO PACHI JE LOKO SWARG KE NARAK PASE THI NIKALASE TE PAN, SODA, ETC. KHATA JASE ! HI HI HI HI!!!!!!!!!!