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26 December 2009 11:23:28 AM UTC in Hindi Jokes and Shayari

Hindi Jokes in English


Hindi Jokes in English is a collection of jokes and funny stuff which are in Hindi but written in English (the way they are pronouned in Hindi).

Hindi Joke in English Pappu : Aaj maine apne class ki sabse pyari larki ko phasa li..
Sohan : Woh kaisey?
Pappu:class lagi thi.. Maine kagaz ka jahaz bana ke Pheinka. Jahaz teacher ke pass chala gaya. Us ne gussey se poocha yeh kiss ne pheinka? Maine us larki ka nam le liya or woh phas gaye bichari.
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 12:24:48 PM UTC

 

School Joke "Sarkari school ke Bachay kisi ko ghaseet kar lay ja rahay tha..
Path mein ek Bujurg ny kaha: Baccho!
Ladkay ko chor do ye khud school chala jaye ga..
Bachay jor se bole:
Babu ji ye shagird nahi, hamara ustad he,
roz school se bhaag jata hai"
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 12:24:28 PM UTC

 

Kids Joke Bap: Tumhari abhi pitai karti ho nakhoon(nails) kyu nahei katay?
Beta: Mmm… main toh subha roz kattaa ho par van ka driver itni slow drive karta hai ke rastay mein hi nails bar jatay hai. …

By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 12:24:14 PM UTC

 

Hindi Jibon bohut kuch sikhati hai,
Kabhi hashati hay kabhi rulaty hay
Khud se vijyada kisi par bshwash mat karna,
Kyuki andhere mein toh parchai bhi saath chor jati hai.

By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 12:24:02 PM UTC

 

Pappu aur Santa Pappu: Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachna!
Santa sitting with his dog in the theater, “Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket jo liya hai.”
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 11:44:03 AM UTC

 

Pappu Crazy Joke Pappu ek baar bataya tha mujh ko,Barasti barish se ishq hai usko,Aur uska ishq pane ke liye,Yeh aankhe har din barasti hai.
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 11:36:07 AM UTC

 

Silly Joke Meri Kam Ke Bahadur Jwano Utho,Kab Tak Tumlok bethe Raho Ho?
Kam Par Ye Wakt bahot bhari Hai,Utho Jaldi Karo,
Jootey Chapal Sab Chorr Do

TUFAN STORE Pr cheeni Aa Gai Hey
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 11:35:23 AM UTC

 

Papa Beti Joke Ek Bap beti se kaha: Pehle to tum mujhko papa kahte the ab dady kuyn kahte hoo, Kiya wajah hia ?
Beti Bap se kaha: Papa kehne se mera lipstick jo kharab hoo jati hai!
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 11:35:05 AM UTC

 

Marriage Propose Joke Pappu & Chandni ek restaurant pe:
Pappu: Maine last bar puch raha hoon, tum mujhse shadi karogi?
Chandni: Nahi!
Pappu: Soch lo!
Chandni: Keh diya na nahi,
Pappu: Waiter bill alag alag lana
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 11:33:25 AM UTC

 

Hindi Joke Pappu 2 Dokandar: Is mirror ki kya guarantee hai?
Dokandar: Aap iss ko 100 floor se nechay girao, mirror 99 floor tak nahi toote ga.
Pappu: Wah bahut badhiya, pack kar do!
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 11:32:33 AM UTC

 

Funny Pappu Joke in Hindi Pappu: yar mere pas paise nhi hy mujhe kapre lena hen kya karun?
Dost: To bank se loan le lo
Pappu: Loan to le lun magar hmko sirf cotton pehanne ki adat hai
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 11:32:06 AM UTC

 

Joke Murad ek larki ko dekh ke bola: Lafz tere geet mere! Gazal koi suna du kya?

Murad se Larki: Haath mere gaal tere! Kaan ke neeche bajaun kya? …
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 11:30:46 AM UTC

 

Hindi Joke written in English Labon se pucha: Aakkal bari ya Bhains?
Srabon confused ho gaya & then after sometime replied: Tu mujhko ullu samjte ho kya? Janamdin to bataya hi nahi. …!!!
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 11:30:34 AM UTC

 

Joke HAR JAGA TUM HO, ASMAN ME TUM HO, ZAMIN PE TUM HO,HAWA ME TUM HO,JAHA BHI DEKHO TUM HI TUM HO.
PANTI WALI AUNTY SAHI KEHTI HAI
"KITAANU" HAR JAGAH HOTE HAI.....
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 11:29:04 AM UTC

 

Father Son Hindi Joke Bap:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.
Beta:Thank God I was born after that .Pehle Paida hota to mar hi jata .
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 11:27:53 AM UTC

 

Laugh out Loud Hindi Joke Habildar: Tumhe kal subah 6 baje pe phansi di jayegi.
Liton: Ha ha ha!
Habildar: Kyu hass rahe ho?
Liton: Main toh subha 9 baje tak sota hoon!
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 11:26:48 AM UTC

 

Stupid Rubel Joke Liton to Rubel: Agar tum batao ki is thole ke andar kya hai, toh saare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai to wo murgi bhi tumari.
Rubel: Liton ji, koi hints toh do na plz?
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 11:26:25 AM UTC

 

Maid Joke Parul (naukrani) ne Parul se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.
Parul Naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chup chap tamasha dekhne lagi.
Naukarani ne pucha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?
Parul: Nahi uske liye teen hi kafi hai.
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 11:25:21 AM UTC

 

Rubel Joke Rubel: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Manik: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Rubel: Kya naam hai uska?
Manik: Wo ek Bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA”
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 11:24:59 AM UTC

 

Pappu Joke Pappu bada dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne uss se poocha, “Kyu, tension mein ho?”
Pappu: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 3 lakh rupeey diye thay, ab sale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon!
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 11:24:48 AM UTC

 

Party Joke Sabu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 10 butter naan kha liye.
Kuch der bad toilet mein pet pakar ke ro raha tha or bhagwan se request kar raha ki,
“He Bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de!”
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 11:24:35 AM UTC

 

Dumb Rubel Joke Rubel apni lover se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye rannaghar pe chali gayi.
Lover ke mobile sofa pe dekh kar Rubel ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?
Dear, sweety ya jaanu!
Jab usne misscall di to screen pe likh raha tha “Murga No.5? Calling!!!”.
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 11:24:17 AM UTC

 

Hindi Joke in English Rohan & Mohan were sitting in a kabristan & were talking.
Rohan: Mohan, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hai.
Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai..!
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 11:23:54 AM UTC

 
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