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28 June 2009 12:45:24 PM UTC in Tamil Jokes

Husband Wife Tamil Jokes


Husband and Wife Tamil jokes is a collection of jokes about marriages, maamiyaar and marumgal, maapillai marumagan, husband and wife kadi and mokkai jokes. Have fun reading these silly yet evergreen jokes.




Silly Husband Joke

Wife: Ungala paarka doctor vandhu irukkaru.

Husband: Enakku juram adikkidhu, yaarayum paarkka mudiyadhu endru sollu.




Stupid Wife Joke

Husband: Aendi saapidum pothu fan'nai off paneetta?

Wife: Neenga dhana idli panju pola irukku'neenga. Parandhu poitta?




Husband and Wife Joke

Man1: Unga wife aen eppoludumae kovama irukkanga?

Man2: Kovathula kooda nee romba alaga irukkaennu oru naal theriya thanama sollitaen. Adhan.




Prasavam Joke

Lady1: En prasavathukku amma veetukku ponappa, avarukku samaichi poda velaikaariya vachadhu thappa poyidichi.

Lady2: Aen?

Lady1: Ippam velaikaari ava prasavathukku amma veetukku poiyitta.




Marriage Joke

Thirumanam aaana-vargalayae aen marketing job'kku vacchu irukeenga?

Avanga dhan veli oor poi sales panna romba aarvama irukkanga.




Mama Ponnu Lollu Joke

Pesama en mama ponnayae kattikalam endru mudivu senju irukkaen.

Appam "pesikittae" irundha vera yaarayavadhu kalyanam panni iruppoyaa?




Silly Wife Joke

Ava purusan sethadhukku kooda ava alavae illaya?

Mega serial paarthu paarthu ava kanneer ellam vathi poiyidhicham!




Husband drinking Joke

Thinamum en purusan kudichittu varaaru di.

Aen uttu vaikira, ketka vandi dhana.

Ketta kudukka maataengaraar di.




Maamanaar Joke

Avar maamanaar sutha gramathu'vaasi dhan, adhukkaga ippadiya?

Aen, enna senjaaru?

2 wheeler vaangi thara sonnadhukku, maattu vandi vaangi thandharram!




Maapillai Joke

Aen ponnai maapillai appadi muraichu paarakaraaru?

Avar Murai Maappillai yaam.




Kalyana Dosham Joke

Endha dosham kalyanathukku pinbu neengi vidum?

Sandosham.




Maamiyaar Marumagan Joke

Unnoda maamiyaar kenathula ulundhu thavikkum bodhu nee aen pakkathula irundhum kaapaathula?

Doctor edhukkum unarchivasa'padak'koodaadhu endru solli irukkaaru.




Saamiyar Marriage Joke

Husband to Saamiyaar:

En manaivi vaaya katti poda edhavadhu mandiram sollunga saami.

Saamiyaar:

Adhu panna mudiyama dhan naanae saamiyaar aanaen!




Husband and Wife Joke

Man1: Nethula irundu Pondaatikku bayapaduvadhillai endru mudivu pannittaen.

Man2: Aen?

Man1: Nethu dhan en pondaatti mandaya potta.




Husband and Wife Samayal Joke

Husband: Unnoda samayal romba top tucker'ra irukku.

Wife: Ennadhan ice vachalum neengadhan samayal seyyanum.

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fainaz .
fainaz .

feel my love

Unthan birivu ennai kolai syya thuninthu vittathu
atharku munnal nee vanthu kondru vidu
unthan anbal
07 November 2012 5:37:17 AM UTC
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abhk .
abhk .
parotta master

parotta master

girl 1: parotta mastera marriage pannunathu thappa pochu di.

girl 2: ean di..?

girl 1:perattran,uruttran,pesaiyuran

aana 'SAALNA' mattum utha matran di......


purinjavan forward pannum, puriyathavan junior horlicks kudi......................
babu .
babu .

babu

wife : yenaga veetla rice illa, parupu illa, oopu illa, yena pandradhu...?

Hus : unkita idhey rodhanaiya pochi yeppachiyum eadavdu irukunu soldriya..?

Wife : sariyanga, rice pana kalaiya iruku, parupu dappa kalaiya iruku, oopu dappa kalaiya iruku.

Hus : ......??????/-
deva .
deva .

deva

Man 1: neeyum naanum america pona mathiri kanuvu kanden.

Man 2 : engeyellam ponom...?/

Man 1: Neeeyumthane en kuda vantha unakku theiriyatha..???
ajwa tanaaz .
ajwa tanaaz .

husband wife

a husband was fighting with his wifeand stopped talking with eachother..
and he wrote in a paper saying
wake me up at 6o clock.he woke up and saw it was more than 6.he asked his wife why dont you wake me up??? i wrote on paper why dont you see that???
25 February 2012 8:47:38 AM UTC
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gmk .
gmk .

husband and wife joke

wife: ennanga kaetingala?
hus: ennadi, ennachu?
wife: namaku kalyanam panni vecharla, andha marriage broker sethu poitarunga.
hus: panna paavathuku anubavichan paathiya.
sharmellian. .
sharmellian. .
husband&wife jokes.

husband&wife jokes.

wife- Ennaka mumthaj setthathukko saajakan tajmahal kattinaar. naan setha neenka enna kattuveenka?

husband- unnoda thankachiya kattuvan.
That is life.
uyhdst .
uyhdst .

silly husband joke

super supero... i like this joke very much...
31 December 2011 5:04:44 AM UTC
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A.babu .
A.babu .

kalyanam joke

son:kalyanam panum potu ane netieala nammam poranga appa
fathar:unga amma vallam kalyanam pana netieala nama than pouvanapa

27 December 2011 2:31:01 AM UTC
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gnanam .
gnanam .

love

i love u thirisha i want to marry u!! by gnanam
23 November 2011 12:29:52 PM UTC
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$ounder .
$ounder .

Saree selection husband and wife joke

Husband:Why do the wives take so much time for selecting a single saree?

Wife:We can't only select satisfying husbands properly,at least we shall select satisfying select our sarees.