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28 June 2009 12:45:24 PM UTC in Tamil Jokes

Husband Wife Tamil Jokes

Husband and Wife Tamil jokes is a collection of jokes about marriages, maamiyaar and marumgal, maapillai marumagan, husband and wife kadi and mokkai jokes. Have fun reading these silly yet evergreen jokes.

Silly Husband Joke
Wife: Ungala paarka doctor vandhu irukkaru.
Husband: Enakku juram adikkidhu, yaarayum paarkka mudiyadhu endru sollu.

Stupid Wife Joke
Husband: Aendi saapidum pothu fan'nai off paneetta?
Wife: Neenga dhana idli panju pola irukku'neenga. Parandhu poitta?

Husband and Wife Joke
Man1: Unga wife aen eppoludumae kovama irukkanga?
Man2: Kovathula kooda nee romba alaga irukkaennu oru naal theriya thanama sollitaen. Adhan.

Prasavam Joke
Lady1: En prasavathukku amma veetukku ponappa, avarukku samaichi poda velaikaariya vachadhu thappa poyidichi.
Lady2: Aen?
Lady1: Ippam velaikaari ava prasavathukku amma veetukku poiyitta.

Marriage Joke
Thirumanam aaana-vargalayae aen marketing job'kku vacchu irukeenga?
Avanga dhan veli oor poi sales panna romba aarvama irukkanga.

Mama Ponnu Lollu Joke
Pesama en mama ponnayae kattikalam endru mudivu senju irukkaen.
Appam "pesikittae" irundha vera yaarayavadhu kalyanam panni iruppoyaa?

Silly Wife Joke
Ava purusan sethadhukku kooda ava alavae illaya?
Mega serial paarthu paarthu ava kanneer ellam vathi poiyidhicham!

Husband drinking Joke
Thinamum en purusan kudichittu varaaru di.
Aen uttu vaikira, ketka vandi dhana.
Ketta kudukka maataengaraar di.

Maamanaar Joke
Avar maamanaar sutha gramathu'vaasi dhan, adhukkaga ippadiya?
Aen, enna senjaaru?
2 wheeler vaangi thara sonnadhukku, maattu vandi vaangi thandharram!

Maapillai Joke
Aen ponnai maapillai appadi muraichu paarakaraaru?
Avar Murai Maappillai yaam.

Kalyana Dosham Joke
Endha dosham kalyanathukku pinbu neengi vidum?
Sandosham.

Maamiyaar Marumagan Joke
Unnoda maamiyaar kenathula ulundhu thavikkum bodhu nee aen pakkathula irundhum kaapaathula?
Doctor edhukkum unarchivasa'padak'koodaadhu endru solli irukkaaru.

Saamiyar Marriage Joke
Husband to Saamiyaar:
En manaivi vaaya katti poda edhavadhu mandiram sollunga saami.
Saamiyaar:
Adhu panna mudiyama dhan naanae saamiyaar aanaen!

Husband and Wife Joke
Man1: Nethula irundu Pondaatikku bayapaduvadhillai endru mudivu pannittaen.
Man2: Aen?
Man1: Nethu dhan en pondaatti mandaya potta.

Husband and Wife Samayal Joke
Husband: Unnoda samayal romba top tucker'ra irukku.
Wife: Ennadhan ice vachalum neengadhan samayal seyyanum.

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