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Latest Tamil SMS


Read and enjoy the latest collection of "Tamil SMS" and "Tamil SMS Jokes".


Advice SMS

Macha vada,

Kadai theruvil

ninru kadalai podalam,

tea kadai maraivil

ninru tham podalam,

appavin sattai paiyil

panathai kalavadalam,

nalla than erukkum...

athey velayai nalai

vun paiyan seiyum

pothu vunakku

puriyum.

appavin maranathirkku

yar karanam yenru.

Submitted by mujeeb on 02-Sep-2009



Funny Tamil SMS

Sorakkai-Mummy

Poosanee-Daddy

Thengai-Elder Brother

Vengayam-Enger Brother

Thakkali-Elder Sister

Perungayam-Enger Sister

Vazayai Palam-Friends

Maanga-You

Submitted by Balamurugane on 25-Aug-2009



Arasiyal Vs. Kadhal

Nam naatukku arasiyal enum oru vottu;

Nam kadhalikku idhayam enum oru puttu.

Submitted by Aanandh on 25-Aug-2009



Life Punch SMS

Netru enbathu old paper,

Indru enbathu news paper

Naalai enbathu question papaer but

Vaalakai enbathu answer paper.

So write it carefully.

Submitted by s.saravanan on 21-Aug-2009





Kadhal Punch Dialogue Joke

Kadhal enbadhu panamaram pola:

Erina Nongu, Vilundha Sangu.




Kadhal Kalyanam Joke

Kathal kalyanam sari, adhukkaga ippadiya pannuradhu?

Aen, enna pannanga?

Kalyanatha selavillama beach'la nadathi,
saapaatirukku badhilaga sundal koduthu anuppi vachuttaanga.




School Joke

Teacher: Araiyai kaalaal perukkinaal enna varum?

Student: Kaal'la ratham varum sir.




Teacher Student School Joke

Teacher:

Idhu varaikkum nadathi mudicha paadathula edhavadhu doubt irundha kelunga.

Student:

Neenga Maths teacher'ra illa English teacher'ra sir?




Love

Veruppadhu yaaraaga irundhaalum,

nesippadhu naamaaga iruppom!

Submitted by dilip on 09-Aug-2009





Annamalai Dialogue

Intha Naal Unnoda Calendarla Kurichi Vachikko,

Ennoda Carda Recharge Panni,

Unnaivida Athigama Sms Anuppi,

Nee Epdi Enakku Tholla Kudutheyo,

Adhae Madtheri Nanum Kudukkala,

Nan "Un Friend" Illa...

2+2+2=8 Kootti Kalichu Paru

Kanaku Thappa Varum.

Submitted by Mohaideen.B.Com, Chennai on 3-August-2009




Vaalkai Thathuvam Kavithai

Aasaigal illatha vaalkaiyai nee eppothu thedi selgirayo

Appothu "Thunbam" illatha vaalkai unnai thedi Varum.

Submitted by D. VADIVEL on 30-July-2009




True Lines

Ella uyiridamum anbaga irungal.

Aanal manitharidam mattum "VIZHIPPAI" irungal.

-"Kamarasar".

Submitted by T.ManoHaasan on 20-July-2009




Kadhal Punch Dialog

Vaarthai thadumara karanam:

Kangal!

Valzkai thadumara karanam:

Pengal!




Super Latest SMS

Sorry konja naala ennaala sariya SMS anuppa mudiyala.

Because advance'sa Feb 14'ku vandha

love letter'rai yellaam ippa dhan padichi mudichaen.

Konjam tired adhan.




Good night kadi joke

Sweet dreams varanuma?

Very simple. Kannula sugar kottikittu

thoongunga. Sweet dreams Varum...

Naalaikku Masala Dreams eppadinnu solluraen, ok va... Good night.




Twister Good Morning SMS

You are in a dark room, full of

vibrating walls, covered with

pure blood. DONT WORRY, you are in a

safe place... Its my

HEART. Good morning




Stupid Joke

Initial ulla mirugam edhu?

O-nai.




Tamil Kadi

How did DOSAI get its name?

Enna adha rendu time thiruppi poduraaanga.

Rendu means "DHO" in Hindi.

Rendu time thiruppi podum bodhu "sai" "sai"'nnu sound varudhu.

Hence: DHO + SAI = Dosai




Another Super Mokkai

Kudisai'yae illadha naadu edhu?

Bungalaw-desh.




Comedy Mokkai

Kaakka'kku kaaichal vandha enna seiyyum.

CROWsin saappiddum.




Cricket Joke SMS

Coco-Cola bottle'lai thiraakka aen Tendulkar'rai kooppittaanga?

Aena avar oru OPENER.




Tamil Kadi SMS

Chedi Kodi ellam aen pachhaya irukku?

Pachhai thanni oothuradhu'naalae.




Mega Aruvai Joke

Ordinary koli'kku ethanna kaal?

2 is the wrong answer!

The correct answer is 10.

Because:

Aadu(4) + Nari(4) + Koli(2) = 10




Koundamani Senthil Comedy SMS

Gowndamani: Naan ungita ennada vaangittu vara sonnaen?

Senthil: tube light vaangittu vara soneenga

Goundamani: ethana?

Senthil: rendu

Goundamani: onnu inga irruku, innonu enga da?

Senthil: innonu thaanne sms padikudhu....




SMS Nagaichuvai

SMS Sangathaar Gavanathirkku :

Vilaivaasi eatrathin kaaranamaga,

Reply Anupum Anbargaluku Mattume Ini SMS Anupa Padum!

Ithu Sangatharin Arivippu...

(Kavalai padatheenga, sangathukku theriyama ungalukku mattum anuppurean)




MOKKAI of the CENTURY

One man had a periya vayaru.

So he went to the doctor to reduce it.

Doctor advised him to drink ujala.

Because when he drinks his tooth will become blue.

And "bluetooth" is "vayirless".




Gounds Comedy
Gounds goes for navy selection.

Captain: Navy selection'kku vandhu irukkeeyae, unakku swimming theriyuma?

Gounds: Appam airforce selecton'kku pona, parakka theriyanuma?.

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