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Advice SMS

Macha vada,

Kadai theruvil

ninru kadalai podalam,

tea kadai maraivil

ninru tham podalam,

appavin sattai paiyil

panathai kalavadalam,

nalla than erukkum...

athey velayai nalai

vun paiyan seiyum

pothu vunakku

puriyum.

appavin maranathirkku

yar karanam yenru.

Submitted by mujeeb on 02-Sep-2009



Funny Tamil SMS

Sorakkai-Mummy

Poosanee-Daddy

Thengai-Elder Brother

Vengayam-Enger Brother

Thakkali-Elder Sister

Perungayam-Enger Sister

Vazayai Palam-Friends

Maanga-You

Submitted by Balamurugane on 25-Aug-2009



Arasiyal Vs. Kadhal

Nam naatukku arasiyal enum oru vottu;

Nam kadhalikku idhayam enum oru puttu.

Submitted by Aanandh on 25-Aug-2009



Life Punch SMS

Netru enbathu old paper,

Indru enbathu news paper

Naalai enbathu question papaer but

Vaalakai enbathu answer paper.

So write it carefully.

Submitted by s.saravanan on 21-Aug-2009





Kadhal Punch Dialogue Joke

Kadhal enbadhu panamaram pola:

Erina Nongu, Vilundha Sangu.




Kadhal Kalyanam Joke

Kathal kalyanam sari, adhukkaga ippadiya pannuradhu?

Aen, enna pannanga?

Kalyanatha selavillama beach'la nadathi,
saapaatirukku badhilaga sundal koduthu anuppi vachuttaanga.




School Joke

Teacher: Araiyai kaalaal perukkinaal enna varum?

Student: Kaal'la ratham varum sir.




Teacher Student School Joke

Teacher:

Idhu varaikkum nadathi mudicha paadathula edhavadhu doubt irundha kelunga.

Student:

Neenga Maths teacher'ra illa English teacher'ra sir?




Love

Veruppadhu yaaraaga irundhaalum,

nesippadhu naamaaga iruppom!

Submitted by dilip on 09-Aug-2009





Annamalai Dialogue

Intha Naal Unnoda Calendarla Kurichi Vachikko,

Ennoda Carda Recharge Panni,

Unnaivida Athigama Sms Anuppi,

Nee Epdi Enakku Tholla Kudutheyo,

Adhae Madtheri Nanum Kudukkala,

Nan "Un Friend" Illa...

2+2+2=8 Kootti Kalichu Paru

Kanaku Thappa Varum.

Submitted by Mohaideen.B.Com, Chennai on 3-August-2009




Vaalkai Thathuvam Kavithai

Aasaigal illatha vaalkaiyai nee eppothu thedi selgirayo

Appothu "Thunbam" illatha vaalkai unnai thedi Varum.

Submitted by D. VADIVEL on 30-July-2009




True Lines

Ella uyiridamum anbaga irungal.

Aanal manitharidam mattum "VIZHIPPAI" irungal.

-"Kamarasar".

Submitted by T.ManoHaasan on 20-July-2009




Kadhal Punch Dialog

Vaarthai thadumara karanam:

Kangal!

Valzkai thadumara karanam:

Pengal!




Super Latest SMS

Sorry konja naala ennaala sariya SMS anuppa mudiyala.

Because advance'sa Feb 14'ku vandha

love letter'rai yellaam ippa dhan padichi mudichaen.

Konjam tired adhan.




Good night kadi joke

Sweet dreams varanuma?

Very simple. Kannula sugar kottikittu

thoongunga. Sweet dreams Varum...

Naalaikku Masala Dreams eppadinnu solluraen, ok va... Good night.




Twister Good Morning SMS

You are in a dark room, full of

vibrating walls, covered with

pure blood. DONT WORRY, you are in a

safe place... Its my

HEART. Good morning




Stupid Joke

Initial ulla mirugam edhu?

O-nai.




Tamil Kadi

How did DOSAI get its name?

Enna adha rendu time thiruppi poduraaanga.

Rendu means "DHO" in Hindi.

Rendu time thiruppi podum bodhu "sai" "sai"'nnu sound varudhu.

Hence: DHO + SAI = Dosai




Another Super Mokkai

Kudisai'yae illadha naadu edhu?

Bungalaw-desh.




Comedy Mokkai

Kaakka'kku kaaichal vandha enna seiyyum.

CROWsin saappiddum.




Cricket Joke SMS

Coco-Cola bottle'lai thiraakka aen Tendulkar'rai kooppittaanga?

Aena avar oru OPENER.




Tamil Kadi SMS

Chedi Kodi ellam aen pachhaya irukku?

Pachhai thanni oothuradhu'naalae.




Mega Aruvai Joke

Ordinary koli'kku ethanna kaal?

2 is the wrong answer!

The correct answer is 10.

Because:

Aadu(4) + Nari(4) + Koli(2) = 10




Koundamani Senthil Comedy SMS

Gowndamani: Naan ungita ennada vaangittu vara sonnaen?

Senthil: tube light vaangittu vara soneenga

Goundamani: ethana?

Senthil: rendu

Goundamani: onnu inga irruku, innonu enga da?

Senthil: innonu thaanne sms padikudhu....




SMS Nagaichuvai

SMS Sangathaar Gavanathirkku :

Vilaivaasi eatrathin kaaranamaga,

Reply Anupum Anbargaluku Mattume Ini SMS Anupa Padum!

Ithu Sangatharin Arivippu...

(Kavalai padatheenga, sangathukku theriyama ungalukku mattum anuppurean)




MOKKAI of the CENTURY

One man had a periya vayaru.

So he went to the doctor to reduce it.

Doctor advised him to drink ujala.

Because when he drinks his tooth will become blue.

And "bluetooth" is "vayirless".




Gounds Comedy
Gounds goes for navy selection.

Captain: Navy selection'kku vandhu irukkeeyae, unakku swimming theriyuma?

Gounds: Appam airforce selecton'kku pona, parakka theriyanuma?.

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tharsha SHA

I MISS U AMMA

KadhaL EnpathU KaI KuzhanthaI PoL.....!
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SirikA VaikA NinaipavaraiuM AzhA VaidhU ViduM......!
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!...Unnodu NaaN Unaka'ka NaaN...!
MPerumal EMPEE
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Sardar waiting at bus stop. one gentleman came there
by Two wheeler and asked “you want lift?”
sardar says: No. Thanks, my house is in ground floor!
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Quite..feel.. “Idhayathil pathintha Ninaivugal Azhivathillai”...
“Ninaivugal Azhium pothu Idhayangal
Uyirodu Eruppathillai” That’s true.
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Prof : Padikira pasanga oru nalaikku 6 mani neram
thoongina pothum.
Student: veetlaya... collegelaya... sir.!
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Nice line’s : “Kanneerum Punnagaiyum Sandhippadhu
Aboorvam... Appadi Sandhithal Ungal Vaazhvil
Adhu Marakka Mudiyadha Tharunamaga Irukkum..!
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Kankal kooda kavithai pesum... unnai parkum pothu...
kavithai kooda kanneer vadikum...
unnnai piriyumpothu... I miss you .
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Submitted By: M.Perumal @ EMPEE,
Tiruvannamalai. 7200477708
28 November 2012 10:18:03 PM UTC
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PerumalM EMPEE
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I locked you in my heart Now the key is missing..
But I am very happy.. Because you are safe in
My heart as my good Friend till my heart!
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“Some flowers grow best in the Sun...
Others do well in Shade.” Remember..God Places
us wher we grow the best. Enjoy life in every situation.
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A Great Thinker was asked :
what is the meaning of LIFE ? He replied :
Life itself has no meaning...
Life is an opportunity to create a meaning !
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When you Love Someone, It’s Nothing.When Someone
Loves you... It’s Something.When you Love Someone
and They Love you Back... It’s Everything. !
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Time would make us forget some persons. But there
would be some persons who would make us forget time.
They are our best.
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Submitted By: M.Perumal @ EMPEE,
Tiruvannamalai. 7200477708
26 November 2012 12:22:43 AM UTC
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PerumalM EMPEE
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MY friendship is just like a rubber band, It is too flexible,
Stretch it as much as you can, but if you leave it,
it will hurt you a lot, really a lot !
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En nanbanai oru pothum kadavuludan oppida maten...
Kadavul enpathu kallil seitha uruvam...
En nanbano uruvathil vantha theivam......!
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‘Siragukal ilai ungalai thedivara... Aanal ennidam
‘idthayam’ irukkirathu. ‘ungalukaka thudikka. ...
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Avalai Thookka Mudiyatha Kaatru... Aval... Thuppattavai
Thookki Sendru... Vaanil Vaithathu... Vaana villaaga..
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“Poovin Manamum, Natpin Gunamum ondru Dhaan... Poo
Vaadinalum Vaasam Povadhillai., Natpu Pirindhalum
pasam Maraivadhilai”.!
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Submitted By: M.Perumal @ EMPEE,
Tiruvannamalai. 7200477708
25 November 2012 5:31:21 PM UTC
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*JEYAMURUGAN# .
*JEYAMURUGAN# .

sms

COMPUTER : Naan illama ulagam illa..
naandhan ulagathu la periyavan...,
MOBILE : Naan illama ulagam illa so naandhan periyavan...,
TV : Naan illama edhuvume illa so naandhan periyavan....,
Current : Enna da anga satham .....?
TV : Summa pesikittu irukkom mama.....!
25 November 2012 4:47:15 AM UTC
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Sadhguru Perumal
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Love fact: ponnunga kitta love panrayanu kekarathum
conductor kitta $illarai kekarathum onnuthan. Irunthalum
illainu than solluvanga...!
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Boy: Pasikuthu sapida mudiyala... Thookam varuthu
thoonga mudiyala... Kaal kai ellaam valikuthu... idhu
kaadhala..? Natpaa..?
Dr: Ading goiyalae... Ithu Denku Fever daa
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Silver glassla thani kudikalam... Plastic glassla thani
kudikalam Aana cooling glassla thani kudika mudiuma?
by 1008 tension irunthalum coola yosipor sangam.!
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Kankalukku Imaigal Thevai illai... Yen Theriyuma?
Imaikkum Oru Nodi Unnai Maraikkum Enpatharkaga Than !
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Super Kavithai : Ulagil Rasikka Aayiram irundhalum,
Anaithaiyum Marandhu Rasitthen...
Un “Natpin” Ninaivugalai.
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Submitted By: M.Perumal @ EMPEE,
Tiruvannamalai. 7200477708
23 November 2012 4:33:56 PM UTC
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Perumal EMPEE
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Heart touching msg :
Thinam Thinam Paarka Ninaippathai Vida.,
Paarkkamaleye Thinam Thinam Ninaipathu Thaan
Unmaiyaana Anbu...!!
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Arrange marriage vida.... Love mariage nallathu...
Because...... Thariyatha pisasa vida....
Therinja pisasu better. !
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Truthful Quote: “Even love will become an enemy, when
our dear one express it to others”....
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Siragu kitaitha utan parappa thalla natpu !
Siluvai kitaithalum sumappathu than nam natpu.
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Nice Lines by frend :
“ Muyandral Mudiyum “ Endru Yaar Sonnathu....?
‘’Muyandren Mudiyavillai... ‘’Unnai Marakka”
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Submitted By: M.Perumal @ EMPEE,
Tiruvannamalai. 7200477708
23 November 2012 8:16:03 AM UTC
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MPerumal EMPEE
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You want to reach the person you love most.. But
when you are sad, You want to reach the person
who loves you most..!!
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Sugam vanthal athai yetrukkol.... Sogam vanthal,
Atharku en mugavari solli anuppu.... Un sumai thanga,
Naan Thol koduppen.... Un Nanbanagha....
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Once you accept someone for what they really are,
They will surprise you by being better than
you ever expected..!.!
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Roja sediyil mutkal kuthiya pirage anda azagana Malarai
parika mudium, adu pol Vaazkail pala thunbathirku
piraguthan.. inbamum... magizchium malaraai pookum.!
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“Vallkayil Anbana uravukal kidaipathu Mukkiyam alla..
“Vaalnal Muluvathum avargaludan
Anbaga irupatheuy mukkiyam”....
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Submitted By: M.Perumal @ EMPEE,
Tiruvannamalai. 7200477708
20 November 2012 2:33:49 AM UTC
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Perumal EMPEE
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->Paakkum bothu oru azhagaana Sirippu..
->Pesum bothu anbaana Varthai..
->Paakavum pesavum mudiyatha bothu chinnatha oru SMS..
“That is FRIENDSHIP”..
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Touching msg: Nesippavargal ellam nammodu
nilaitthu vittal.. Ninaivin mozhiyum, pirivin valiyum
Namakku theriyamaleye poi vidum....!!
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Nilavu Winnil Irunthalum Athan Velicham Boomiil
Erukum... Athu Pola Nee Engu Irunthalum
Un natpu Endrum En Manathil Irukum.
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Sir: yen school ku late?
Stud: vara vazhila oru board paathen.. adhan sir!
Sir:enna board?
Stud:arugil pallikoodam ulladhu... medhuvaga sellavum..
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Three Golden points:
Vittu Kodu.! Virupam Niraiverum..
Mannippu Kodu.! Thavaru Kuraiyum..
Manam vittu pesu.! Anbu perugum....
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Submitted By: M.Perumal @ EMPEE,
Tiruvannamalai. 7200477708
20 November 2012 2:22:54 AM UTC
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*JEYAMURUGAN# .
*JEYAMURUGAN# .
100ku 90

100ku 90

Dad: Dai en pocket la100 ruba vechirunthen
Ipo10ruba dhan iruku.
Son: Nan than pa eduthen!
Dad: Ean da?
Son:100ku90 edukanum nu neenga dhane pa sonninga...
19 November 2012 7:56:12 AM UTC
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abimanyu Perumal
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KARUNGAL’la Veedu Kattalam...
SENGAL’la Veedu Kattalam...
SIKKAL’la VEEDU Katta Mudiyuma !
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Josiyar: Unga Kadhalukku Ethirpe Kidayathu,
Neenga Problem’ey illama Kalyanam Pannikkalam..
Man: Adha Unga Ponnukitta Sollunga Romba Bayapadra.
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Friends feel:
“Pirindhu irunthu piriyam kaatta vendaam”......!
“Nee.....! Arugil irunthu sandai podu... athu Pothum”.....
Friendship is nice feel...!
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Kosuvai kolla new trend enna theriyuma? Kosuvai neenga
katti pidichu “I Love You”nu sonna pothum! Avamanam
thangama athuvae SUICIDE pannikkum..!
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“Anbu thaan intha ulagathil, ella noigalukkum Marunthu..
Antha Anbe Poiyanaal, Ulagathil Athai Vida kodia noi
vera Ethuvum illai” -ANNAI THERASA-.
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Submitted By: M.Perumal @ EMPEE,
Tiruvannamalai. 7200477708
19 November 2012 1:49:56 AM UTC
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PerumalM EMPEE
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Life oru ice cream madhiri,Taste panninaalum karaiyum,
Waste pannulanaalum karaiyum, So better taste it,
Don’t waste it. Have a happy life....
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“Oru malarai parithaen.! Athu ennai paarthu sirithu
konde sonnathu.! “Nee ennai parikum munbae
“Naan un manadhai parithu vitten”endru.!
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Avan Ennai Kadanthu Sellumpothu Naan
Thalaikuninthen....! Marukanamey Thalai Nimirnthean...
Marupadi’um Eppo Unnai Parpen endru !.
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NICE LINE ;~* Swasika kaatre illai yendralum
Naan uyir vazhuvaen.... Nesikka nee irukkum varai...
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Uyir pogum podhu un mugam paarthu piriya
ninaikkum uravu “KATHAL” Uyir pogum pothu
uyir koduthu kaaka thudikkum uravu “NATPU”.
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Submitted By: M.Perumal @ EMPEE,
Tiruvannamalai. 7200477708
19 November 2012 1:40:43 AM UTC
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meena .
meena .

Exam Joke

Rawva kudichavanum...
Ra pagala padichavanum
nalla irundhadha
sarithirame illa!
18 November 2012 1:55:34 PM UTC
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PerumalM EMPEE
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Patient : Edhukku Doctor... innoru oosi podringa?
Doctor : Neenga kodutha kaasukku sillarai illa... adhan...!
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*En ithayarthitku unnai maranthathu pole
nadikka theriyathu.,.. Endrum unakkaga
thudikka mattum than Therium..*
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Unnodu Pesa Mudiyaadha Nearathil...
Ninaithu Kolven, Naan Oomai Endru...! . .
Vera Vazhi... Balance Illa’nu Eppadi Solradhu...?!
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“Love” is a flower.
That will stand for a hour....!! But ..!
“Friend ship” is a River..!
That will flow for ever.....!!
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Perfect thought: “Mind makes brilliant decision with some
mistakes. But, “Heart takes cute decisions with full
satisfaction. Allow your heart to rule urself..
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Submitted By: M.Perumal @ EMPEE,
Tiruvannamalai. 7200477708
17 November 2012 5:23:40 PM UTC
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