Lawyer Jokes in Malayalam is about the funny world of lawyers, courts, judges and petty thieves. Like doctor jokes, these jokes are universal.
Funny Lawyer Judge Malayalam Joke
Judji: Ningal ithinu munpu jailil poyittundo?
Prathi: illa emane?
Judji: Athinu karayunnathenthina? Ippo thanne ningale angottayachekkam.
Theft Joke
Judji: Thankal moshanam nadathiyo?
Prathi: nadathi your honour
Judji: Ningal enganeyaanu moshanam nadathiyathu?
Prathi: saarini ee vayasam kalathu athu padichittenthu cheyyana?
Judge and Accused Joke
Judji: Moshanathinu munpu ningal swantham bharyayeyum makkaleyum kurichu enthukondu orthilla?
Prathi: Orthu saar, pakshe kadayil purushanmarude vasthrangal mathrameyundayirunnullu.
Funny Lawyer Joke in Malayalam
Vakkeel parathikkariyodu: Veettinullile vasthukkalellam ingane valichuvaari erinjukidakkunnathu kandittum oru kallan veettil pravesichathayi thanikku manassilayille?
Parathikkari: Illa, njan dharichathu, ente bharthavu alakkithecha oru shirt nokkiyathayirikkumenna saar!
Judge and Court Joke in Malayalam
Judji prathiyode: Ningal oru kozhiye moshtichu ennullathu sariyano?
Prathi:Sariyanu
Judji: Ningalkku vakkeelanmar aarenkilumundo?
Prathi: Illa saar
Judji: Aareyenkilum erppadu cheyyano?
Prathi: Ayyo venda saar, ottakku thinnan vendiya njan kozhiye mottichathu!
Malayalam Judge Joke
Kodathiyil prathiye vistharikkunnathinide judge: Order, Order!
Prathi: Randu vada, oru masala dosa, oru kappi, pinne thanuthathenthenkilum…
Judge: Shut up…
Prathi: Athalla seven up!
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