Malayalam Marriage Jokes is a collection of jokes about marriage, husband and wives and the silly world of marriage.
Marriage Joke
Pennukanal kazhinju varunna yuvavinodu vivahabroker: Sinimanadiyeppole sundariyaya pennineyalle tharunnathu? Athinte koode anchulaksham roopa koodi tharanamenno!
Yuvavu: Enkil pinne pennine tharanda, roopa maathram mathi.
Malayalam Marriage Joke
Broker penninte achchanodu: Chetta cherukkan samayathinu vendi marikkunnayalanu.
Penninte achchan: Appol cherukkan pattalakkarana alle?
Broker: Hey, cherukkan swakarya bas jeevanakkarana…
Customer Care Joke
Suraj: Mobile customer caril joli cheythirunnavale bharyayakkiyathu thettayenno?
Manoj: Athe. Enthu chodichalum aval oru number amarthan parayum. Innale oru kappi chodichappol aval parayuva ezhu amarthukayennu.
Joke
Vayassaya mathapithakkalude eka makan vivahithanaya suhruthinodu: Adukkalappani cheythum thuniyalakkiyum enikku maduthu. Njan kalyanam kazhikkan theerumanichu.
Suhruthu: Ninte karyam pokka, kalyanam kazhinja naal muthal neeyee paranja paniyokke cheythu enikkum maduthu. Athukondu njanavale divorce cheyyan theerumanichu.
Marriage Broker Joke
Gopalan vivaha brokarodu: Cherukkan nalla bhaviyullavanakanam. Ippo joliyillenkilum ethenkilum rank listil ulppettavanayalum mathi.
Broker: Pattiya kakshiyundu. Gunda listil onnam rankukaaranaa… Anveshikkatte?
Proposal Joke
Yuvathodu kainottakkaran: Bhavathikku maalayogam aduthu varunnundu.
Yuvathi: sariyaa… enikkoru maala vangitharamennu harthavu innale paranjirunnu.
Joke
Dallaal: Payyan adipidiyo vazhakko evide undayalum thirinju nokkukela… Avidunnu vegam sthalam vidum.
Penninte achan: Athu kollamallo! Inganoruthaneya ente makalkku vendathu. Aatte entha payyanu joli?
Dallaal: Policukaaranaa!
Telegraph Joke
Mumbaiyilulla Gopalanu nattilulla amma kalyanam alochichu. Pennu kananayi avanodu naattil varaan paranju kambi sandesamayakkan ayalkkaran paramuvine chumathalappeduthi. Kambiyadicha sesham thirike vanna paramu gopalante ammayodu: Gopalante kalyanakkaryam amma seeryasayittu paranjathalle?
Amma: Athe, entha samsayam?
Paramu: Alla, njan angane thann
eya kambiyadichirikkunnathu… start immediately… mother serious.
Laugh out Loud Joke
Vivaha CD kanda sesham anchu vayassukaran karanjukondu ammayodu: ithil ellavarumundu… njan mathramilla!
Amma: Aaru paranju? Mon ammayude vayattinullilundayirunnu. Achanariyanda ketto.
Home Joke
Bhaskaran: Enthado thante bharayude prasava susrooshakkayi konduvanna home nurse kochinu vayassonnayittum pokathathu?
Ramanan: Avalude prasavasusroosha ippam ente bharya nadathikkondirikkukaya.
Joke
Penkutti: Daivame, ethenkilum budhimanumayi ente vivaham nadathane…
Daivam: Saadhyamalla, budhimanmararum vivaham kazhikkarilla!
Surpise Marriage Joke
Anchu vassukaran ammayodu: Amme enikkoru aniyane venam.
Amma: Dubayil ninnu ninte achanonnu vannotte. Ennittalochikkam.
Makan: Amme, namukku achanoru surprise koduthalo?
Joke about Marriage in Malayalam
Vedapada classil achan: Dukham eppozhum nammodoppam undayirikkum. Santhoshamakatte vannum poyumirikkum.
Mathayichan: Athu sariya, ente bharya saraa entoppamundu. Avalude aniyathi sosa idakkidakku vannum poyumirikkum!
Malayalam Marriage Joke
Kopishtanaya bharthavu thante ammayi achanu SMS ayachu: Ningalude product ente aavasyangalkku uthakunnilla.
Sarasanaya ammayi achante marupadi: Warranty kazhinjirikkunnu. Manufacturer utharavadiyalla.
Marriage Joke
Oru bedroominte manam
Aadyathe moonu masam – perfumukal, pookkal…
Adutha varsham – baby powder, cream, lotions…
Pathu kollathinu sesham – vicks, zandu balm…
Irupathu kollathinu sesham – Kottan chukkadi…
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