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20 February 2010 12:41:12 AM UTC in Marathi Jokes SMS Shayari and Kavita

Marathi Jokes


Marathi Jokes are the funniest set of hilarious jokes in Marathi which are jolly to read and enjoy. These Marathi Jokes are enjoyable and entertaining.

Marathi Joke Bhikari: Dada, kahitari khayla dya.

Totaram: Tamate kha.

Bhikari: Poli nahitar shila bhat dya dada.

Totaram: Tamate kha.

Bhikari: Bare, tamatech khau ghala.
Totaramchi Baiko(baher yeun): Are, he totre boltat…tula saangtahet ki KAMAKE KHA!
By (anonymous)
on 20 February 2010 3:30:36 AM UTC

 

Teacher Student Funny Joke Guruji Seth Karodimalchya mulachi shikavani ghet astat. Te Ganit shikavit astat.

Guruji: Samaj tuzya Pitaajini 1000 rupaye karj ghetle ani 10% vyaajane te ek varshanantar fedtaat. Mag saang te kiti paise paratfed mhanun detil?

Mulga: Kahich parat karnat nahit!

Guruji: Mala watate tula Ganitachi faarshi olakh nahi.

Mulga: Mala Ganitachi olakh aahe, pan tumhi mazya Pitaajina olkhat nahi!
By (anonymous)
on 20 February 2010 3:27:31 AM UTC

 

College Joke in Marathi Professor: tumhi roj 8 taas tari zople pahije.

Students (eka surat): Kase shakkya aahe sir? College fakt 5 taasach aste!
By (anonymous)
on 20 February 2010 3:27:11 AM UTC

 

Restaurant Joke Waiter: Shethji, 10 rupaye tip mhanje maza apman aahe!

Shethji: Accha…..mag kaay tuza satkaar karu?

Waiter: Kamit kami 20 rupaye tar dya!

Shethji: Are 20 rupaye deun mi tuza duppat apman karu icchit nahi!
By (anonymous)
on 20 February 2010 3:26:51 AM UTC

 

Joke TC: Ajibai tikitache purn paise dya.

Ajibai: Mi student ahe.

TC: Accha kontya shalet?

Ajibai: Te kashala sangu?

TC: Mazhya Ajiche admission karayche ahe.
By (anonymous)
on 20 February 2010 3:26:37 AM UTC

 

Travel Joke in Marathi Ek saadhu railwayne fukat pravaas karit asto. Ticket checker tyala hatakto.

Ticket checker (saadhula): Ticket daakhva.

Saadhu: Mi tar prabhu Ram jeethe janmala aale tithe jaato aahe… ticket kashala pahije!

Ticket checker: Ase mhantos! Tar maajhya sobat chal… mi tula jeethe krushnacha janma jhala tithe gheun jato!
By (anonymous)
on 20 February 2010 3:26:17 AM UTC

 

Shopkeeper Joke Sadoba: A kelewalya kase dilet kele?
Kelewala: 1/- rupayala ek kele

Sadoba: Chhat! 40/- paishala ek kele deto ka?

Kelewala: 40/- paishala tar kelyachi fakt saalch yeil

Sadoba: Accha! Mag mala 60/- paishala saalishivaay keli de baghu!
By (anonymous)
on 20 February 2010 3:21:18 AM UTC

 

Funny Marathi Joke Damuanna(Nokar Ramula): Tu kadhi ullu baghitlas ka?

Ramu(khali maan ghalun): Nahi maalak!

Damuanna: Khali kay pahaatos..mazyakade bagh!
By (anonymous)
on 20 February 2010 3:05:09 AM UTC

 

Master Servant Joke Damuanna(Nokar Ramula): Ramu itke daas gun-gun kartaahet… tyanna maar jara!

Damuanna(thodyavelane): Are Ramu, gaadhva mi tula daas marayla saangitle hote..ajun daas gungunatach aahet!

Alshi Ramu: Maalak, mi tar saggle daas marlet..hya tar tyanchya vidhwa bayka aahet jya radun raahilyat!
By (anonymous)
on 20 February 2010 3:04:35 AM UTC

 

Teasing Joke in Marathi Chhagan: Train, bus ani muli saarkhech aahet….ek geli ki dusari yete!

Chingi: Taxi, rickshaw ani mule saarkhech aahet….ekala bolva tar 5-5 yetat!
By (anonymous)
on 20 February 2010 3:04:22 AM UTC

 

Music Joke Chintu: Dada mala tabla gheun dya.

Dada: Nahi…tu sarvanna traas deshil.

Chntu: Mulich nahi Dada… mi sarv gharatale jhopale ki tabla wajavat jaail.
By (anonymous)
on 20 February 2010 3:04:07 AM UTC

 

Joke Mulga: Pitaaji, mala durche disat nahi..chashma gheun dya.

Kavadichumbak Karodimal tyachya mulala anganaat gheun jaato ani vicharto..

Karodimal: Te bagh…kaay distey?

Mulga: To surya ahe.

Karodimal: Are naalayka, ajun kiti durche baghaychey tula?
By (anonymous)
on 20 February 2010 3:03:54 AM UTC

 

Joke Chintu: Aajoba tumhi badam khata kay?

Aajoba: Nahire chintu…mala daatach naahit.

Chintu: Mag harkat nahi…he tumchyajawal theva, shaaletun aalyavar ghein mi.
By (anonymous)
on 20 February 2010 3:03:30 AM UTC

 

Bike Joke Sakharam: Mi tula gadi gheun deil….tu H.S.C. pass zala tari ani fail zala tari!

Bandya(anandane): Kharech ka baba?

Sakharam: Ho pass zalas tar scooty collegemadhye jaayla ani fail zala tar Rajdoot doodh vikayla!
By (anonymous)
on 20 February 2010 3:03:15 AM UTC

 

Husband and Wife Joke Ganpatrao: Jevha mi changle kapde ghalun baazarat jaato tar bhajivaale mala bhajya mahaag detat. Jevha mi malke kapde ghalun jato tar sastyat detat.

Thamakaku: Tumhi wadge gheun bajarat jaat ja, fukkat bhajya miltil!
By (anonymous)
on 20 February 2010 3:02:47 AM UTC

 

Husband and Wife Marathi Joke Sakharam tyachya baykocha antyavidhi atopun ghari parat jaat asto. Titkyat vij chamakte, dhag gadgadtaat ani jordaar paavsala suruvat hote.
Sakharam(nishwas takun): Var pohochli watate!
By (anonymous)
on 20 February 2010 3:02:34 AM UTC

 

Funny Marathi Joke Jahaj budat aste prattyekjan jiv vaachavnyacha prayatna karit asto. Pan Sheth Karodimal budat astanadekhil hasat asto.

Captain: Murkha tu budat ahes ani tari dekhil hasun rahila ahes?
Karodimal: Bare zale mi return ticket kadhle navhate!
By (anonymous)
on 20 February 2010 3:02:13 AM UTC

 

Joke Ekda Chingi post officemadhye money-order karaayla jaate.
Postmaster: Madam, hya nota badlun dya…faatkya aahet!

Chingi (toryat): Mi mazya mummyla paise paathavtey. Faatkya nota dein vaa navyakorya..tumhala kaay karaaychey?
By (anonymous)
on 20 February 2010 3:01:54 AM UTC

 

Marathi Joke Eka vastusangrahalayat ek vrudh manus phirun phirun damala. Tyala basanyasathi jaga disena, tenvha to “Ranapratap singhanche simvasan” ashi pati aslelya asanaver basala.

Te pahun vastusangrahalayacha karmchari dhavat yeun tyana mhanala, “Aho baba, pan te simvasan Ranapratap singhanche aahe”.
Vrudh manus: Asu det, to ala, ki uthel me.
By (anonymous)
on 20 February 2010 3:01:43 AM UTC

 

Salesman Marathi Joke Ek salesman thakumaavshichya maage mungi-nashak paavdar ghenyacha lakda lavto, “Baisaheb, mungyachi paavadar khup chhan aahe. Ghyana!”

Thakumaavshi (naak murdun): Shi baai, aamhi nasto mungyanche bhalte laad karit..aaj tyanna paavdar dili, udya tya lipstick maagtil!
By (anonymous)
on 20 February 2010 3:01:30 AM UTC

 

Hilarious Drunkard Joke Ekda Dhondu daaru piun zokandya det raatrichya veli rastyavarun jaat asto. Titkyat ek police tyala hatakto.

Police: Itkya raatri bara wajta tu kuthe jaat ahes?

Dhondu: Daru pinyache dushparinaam hyavar ek vyakhyan aahe te aikaayla jaatoy!

Police: Evdhya ratri kon vyakhyan denar tula?
Dhondu: Mazi baiko!
By (anonymous)
on 20 February 2010 3:01:11 AM UTC

 

Funny Drunkard Joke Ekda eka saadhula ek bewda yeun dhadkto.

Sadhu(ragaun): Murkh mansa, mi tula shraap deto.

Bewda: Ek minute thamba…mi glass gheun yeto!
By (anonymous)
on 20 February 2010 3:00:57 AM UTC

 

Drunkard Joke Timbunana khup daaru piun rastyane zingat chalat astana ek kutra tyanchyavar saarkha bhunkat asto.

Timbunana vaitaagun rastyachya kadela aslela ek mottha dagad kutryala maarnyasathi uchalnyacha prayatna kartaat. Pan dagad jaagcha halechna.

Shevti niraash houn Timbunana udgaartaat, “Waahre kaay jamaana aahe..aajkal lok kutryanna mokle sodtaat ani dagad baandhun thevtaat!”
By (anonymous)
on 20 February 2010 3:00:43 AM UTC

 

Funny Doctor Patient Joke Dagdu: Doctor sayeb, chashma lavlyavar mala vaachta yeil nhava?

Doctor: Ho tar, nakkich!

Dagdu: Lai zyak Doctor sayeb, nhaitar aadani mansaachi zindgi kaay kaamachi?
By (anonymous)
on 20 February 2010 3:00:26 AM UTC

 

Doctor Patient Marathi Joke Vedyanchya ispitalat sagle vede bebhan houn naachat astaat, pan ekjan maatr shantpane baslela asto.

Te baghun doctor kutuhalaane tyanna vichartat, “tumhi saglejan kashasathi nachtaahet?”

Nachnare vede, “amhi lagnaache varhadi mhanoon naachtoyat.” Tevha doctor shantapane baslelyala vichartat, “tumhi nahi nachat ahat?” To uttar deto, “Murkha, disat nahi..mi navardev aahe te!”
By (anonymous)
on 20 February 2010 3:00:11 AM UTC

 

Hilarious Marathi Joke Sakharam tukaramchya 60th (saathvya) wadhdivas partyla yeto.

Sakharam: Ha cakevar bulb ka lavlay?

Tukaram(hasun): Are 60 menbattya lavayla tras padat hota, mhanoon 60 Wattcha bulb laun takla!
By (anonymous)
on 20 February 2010 2:59:49 AM UTC

 

Funny Friends Joke Dagdu: Kay re Jagan, tu kiti shiklas?

Jagan(toryane): B.A.

Dagdu: Chyayla, don akshar shiklas..tehi ulte!
By (anonymous)
on 20 February 2010 2:59:32 AM UTC

 

Friends Joke in Marathi Jagan: Sarvansamor tar tu motha wagh banun rahto, gharich kay hote tula?

Chhagan: Ghari pan wagh asto, pan ‘Durga’ swar houn jaate!
By (anonymous)
on 20 February 2010 2:59:17 AM UTC

 
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kunal gole .
kunal gole .

mulga mulgi

Mulga Mulgi Baghayala Gela .TEVA Mulani Mulila Prashna Vicharala ki English Jamte Ka Mulgi Mahanali TUMI Aaplya Hatane Pazal Tar Desi Pan Jamel

28 November 2012 2:58:03 PM UTC

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shubham .
shubham .

IMRANASHMI

IMRANASHMI LA DEVANI VICHARLE TU JI echa kai Aahe Imran mahanala pudcha janmat raone bano devmahanale kabara eka tondani kiss gheun bor zalo

28 November 2012 2:45:29 PM UTC

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shubham .
shubham .

IMRANASHMI

IMRANASHMI LA DEVANI VICHARLE TU JI echa kai Aahe Imran mahanala pudcha janmat raone bano devmahanale kabara eka tondani kiss gheun bor zalo

28 November 2012 2:44:13 PM UTC

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keshav .
keshav .

tips

विनोद खुप झाले. आज चला डोक चालवूया !



३ मित्र जेवण्यासाठी हॉटेल मध्ये गेले.

बिल आले ७५ रुपये.

तिघांनी २५ ,२५, २५ रुपये काढून वेटर ला दिले.

मॅनेजर ने ५ रुपये कन्सेशन देऊन त्यांना परत दिले.

...वेटर ने २ रुपये स्वताला ठेऊन , तिघांना १, १, १ रुपया परत दिला.

... म्हणजे प्रत्येकाला २४ रुपये पडले
मग २४ + २४ + २४ = ७२+ वेटरचे २ = ७४
मग १ रुपया कुठे गेला ????

19 November 2012 2:27:26 PM UTC

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kavkav .
kavkav .

Sardar jokes

1 Sardaar road se jaa raha tha... tabhi usne jhuk
kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achanak chillaya

"Haraamjaade SANDAAS bhi aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho... !!!!!! "

26 October 2012 6:51:09 PM UTC

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MONALI WABLE .
MONALI WABLE .

JOKE

Ekda santa banket jato aani tithe zopto.
Tevha ek manus tyala vicharto ethe ka zoplas?
Tevha santa tyala mhanto disat nahi ka ethe pati lavali ahe.
'YAHA SONE PAR LOAN MILATA HAI'

17 October 2012 6:48:25 AM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

Doctor joke

patient:doctor mla ek vichitra aajar zalay
doctor:konta???????????
patient:jevn kelyavar bhukh lagat nhi,kam kelyavr thakva yeto,zopitun uthlyavr zop yet nhi me kay karu.
Doctor:tumhi ratri unhat basa

08 October 2012 10:57:00 AM UTC

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संजय टी. .
संजय टी. .

मुंगी जोक

एक मुंगी आणि तीच्या मैत्रीणी झाडाच्या फांदीवर हत्तीची वाट बघत असतात......का....
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कारण
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तीला त्या हत्तीने छेडलेले असते....त्याचा राग काढण्यासाठी व त्याला चिरडून ठार मारण्यासाठी...

29 September 2012 6:44:10 AM UTC

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Abhimanyoo Karve .
Abhimanyoo Karve .

Aanghol

Seth kanjoosmal seth karodimal la mhantaat, hivalyat mee fakt 2da garam panyane anghol keli. Karodimal mhantat mag baakiche divas kaay gaar panyane aanghol kelis? Tevha kanjoosmal mhanato mee itar divshi aanghol kelich nahi

16 August 2012 3:26:13 AM UTC

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NARESH  .
NARESH .

DARODEKHOR

BANK MADHIL STAFF MULE EAKA DARODE KHORACHA DARODA FAIL HOTO MHANUN TO PARAT DARODA GHALAYALA JATO JATANA EK DARODEKHOR BOLTO MI TYA WATCHMEN LA LATHANE MAREN , DUSARA BOLTO MI TYA CLERK LA TAR BANDUKICHYA DANDYANE MAREN TISRA DARODEKHOR BOLTO MI TY CASHIER LA TAR APTUN APTUN MAREN . TYAHCYA MHORKYA BOLTO ARE AAPAN TYANA MARAT RAHILO TAR DARODA KADHI GHALNAR TAR EAK DARODEKHOR BOKTO BOSS TENSION GHEU NAKA BANK 5 WAJE PARYANT CHALU AAHE

30 May 2012 6:46:22 AM UTC

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vinay & vishal .
vinay & vishal .

suvichar

"Apyash hi yasha ci pahili payri ahe"............
mag "Lift" ne ja na........

15 March 2012 5:48:56 AM UTC

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anjali vavhal .
anjali vavhal .
anaconda jokes

anaconda jokes

nahg mahanto nahginla tu mazhy rudayatla ahes gonda nagin mahante nagala maza boyfriend ahe anaconda

01 March 2012 12:20:17 AM UTC

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krs .
krs .

doctor & patient

doctor :- kay jhale?
patient :- doctor saheb , alikade mala
sandasach hot nahi.
doctor :- alikade hot nahi tar
palikade basa.

09 February 2012 2:30:38 AM UTC

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abhinandan .
abhinandan .

shahiri

chandiya cha sundasat soneya cha guuu tu java padato thava aavaj yato puuuuuuuu
EKTA .
EKTA .

JOKE

EK HOTA GAV TYAT NAVTA POSHTA HICH MAZHI

GOSHTA
Vishnu .
Vishnu .

V

V

03 December 2011 8:22:07 AM UTC

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submitted by  Ayush Avinash Chothe .
submitted by Ayush Avinash Chothe .

english jokes

eka mansacha tractor chiklat adakla hota mag thithun ek english bai aun mahanali what happened ? tar to manus mahanto this is a tractor chikling ghushing halaing na dulling nusta pom pom karing
Atharva chougule .
Atharva chougule .

bannana very funny

santa:he kell kasa denar?
dukandar:1rupayaa
santa:60 paishat detos kay?
dukandar:60 paishat tar phakt chilka milnar
santa:hey ghe challis paishe chlka tu ghe kell mala de

22 October 2011 2:56:31 AM UTC

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I am Nagarjuna akkineni's big fan. .
I am Nagarjuna akkineni's big fan. .

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I like Nagarjuna akkineni's jokes in telugu or dubbed movie King (2008).

14 October 2011 6:47:48 AM UTC

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njk .
njk .

jhjh

hello hi

05 October 2011 3:54:38 AM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

मारहाण

संता - आज मला १० मुलांनी खूप मारला.
बंता - मग तू काय केलास.?
संत - मग मी म्हणालो त्यांना हिम्मत असेल तर एकेकांनी येऊन
मारा
बंता - मग
संता - परत एकेकांनी येऊन मारला.
sudesh sawant 8108526940 .
sudesh sawant 8108526940 .

present

don mitra

pahila:are kute chalala ahes?

dusara:are aj lagna ahe tikade prasent denyasathi

pahila: are mag hy pishawit ale kashala?

dusara: are lagn-patriket lihilele ahe ki "lagnala ale ch pahije"
sudesh sawant .
sudesh sawant .

Nimbhanda

guraji ani student

gurji:are bandu tula kutryawar nimbhand lihayal sangitale hote na?


Bandu:(ghabarat) gu.gur....guraji hoy, mi lihila kutryawr nimbhand.

guraji:are mag dakhaw nimbhand

student: guraji kutra ghari ahe.

27 August 2011 4:39:05 AM UTC

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AJAY KUMAR PODAL .
AJAY KUMAR PODAL .

don mulanca joke

EK MULA : MHANTAT KI ME SAGLA SASARALA MITHAVUN THEVNAR.

2 MULA MHANTAT KI ME TULA RABARAC NAY DENAR.

10 August 2011 2:12:58 AM UTC

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aniket pathe .
aniket pathe .

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TC: Ajibai tikitache purn paise dya.

Ajibai: Mi student ahe.

TC: Accha kontya shalet?

Ajibai: Te kashala sangu?

TC: Mazhya Ajiche admission karayche ahe.

22 July 2011 9:08:39 AM UTC

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JAYESH PATIL .
JAYESH PATIL .

FUNNY JOKES

PAHILA-EKADA EK HATTHI PANYACHYA DUBKYAT PADOTO
TAR TO BAHER KASA NIGHEL
DUSARA-CRAIN AANUN KADHATIL
PAHILA-MURKHA OLA HOUN NIGHEL

14 June 2011 4:06:10 AM UTC

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SANTOSH .
SANTOSH .

Funny Friends Joke

Dagdu: Kay re Jagan, tu kiti shiklas?

Jagan(toryane): B.A.

Dagdu: Chyayla, don akshar shiklas..tehi ulte!