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17 December 2009 8:29:16 AM UTC in Punjabi Jokes and SMS

Punjabi Jokes


Punjabi Jokes are the funniest and most hilarious jokes and fun stuff that you can read and enjoy. Punjabi Jokes are enjoyable and are loads of fun and come in many categories such as marriage jokes, doctor jokes and husband and wife jokes. These jokes are very funny and will you entertained and also give relief from daily stress and tension in life. Happy reading!




There are tons of mukhote, hassi de mukhote and hassi de fvare.

Punjabi Husband and Wife Joke Wife:tusi bde mote ho gye ho.
Santa:apne aap ne vekhiya tu kini moti ho gyi h?
Wife:me taan maa bnan wali haan.
Santa:fer me v taan bap bnan wala haan.
By (anonymous)
on 17 December 2009 8:52:01 AM UTC

 

Punjabi Student Exam SMS Joke Santa:papa tusi mainu kiha si, je me hun ki var pass ho gya
taan tusi mainu rs 1000 dwoge.
Papa:haan kiha si?
Santa:bdahi ho me tuhade 1000rs bacha dite.

By (anonymous)
on 17 December 2009 8:51:43 AM UTC

 

Punjabi SMS Joke Santa: mainu kal saari rat nind nhi ayi.
Banta: Q?
Santa: sari rat me sapne wich vekhda riha,
ke me jag riha haan.
By (anonymous)
on 17 December 2009 8:51:28 AM UTC

 

Punjabi Joke in English Santa: apni bike gum hon di khushi wich party dinda h?
Banta: bike gum hon di party Q ?
Santa: bus usto thodi der pehlan me v bike te si, me bach gya.

By (anonymous)
on 17 December 2009 8:51:14 AM UTC

 

SMS Joke in Punjabi Santa: je tainu sardi lage taan tu ki karda h?
Banta: heater de kol ja ke beth janda haan.
Santa: je pher v lage taan?
Banta: heater on kar linda haan.

By (anonymous)
on 17 December 2009 8:51:00 AM UTC

 

Hilarious Joke in Punjabi Santa:eh kiven pta chalega samne billi hai ke billa h?
Banta:kuch nhi usnu ik pathar marna,
je oh natha taan billa, je nathi taan billi.
By (anonymous)
on 17 December 2009 8:50:28 AM UTC

 

Wife SMS Joke Santa: vekh yar aaj meri shaadi nu 10 saal ho gye,
te me aaj tak ik hi aurat naal pyaar karda haan.
Banta: eh taan achi gal hai?
Santa:gal taan thik hai,
lekin je kade meri gharwali nu usda pta lag gya taan oh mainu jaan toh mar degi.
By (anonymous)
on 17 December 2009 8:50:15 AM UTC

 

Punjabi Doctor Joke Doctor: ki gal hai?
Santa: kutte ne kat lita,
Doctor: ki tuhanu padhna nahi aunda, marij vekhan da time 9 to 7 hai?
Santa: ji mainu taan pta hai, kutte nu padhna nhi aunda.

By (anonymous)
on 17 December 2009 8:50:03 AM UTC

 

Funny Joke in Punjabi Santa: naukar nu kehnda hai ke sare gamliyan ch pani de de,
Naukar: sir bahar baris pe rahi hai.
Santa:koi gal chatri le ke pa de.
By (anonymous)
on 17 December 2009 8:49:49 AM UTC

 

Hilarious Punjabi SMS Joke Santa te jeeto ghuman lyi ja rhe si,
Jeeto:gadhe nu vekh ke aji vekho tuhada rishtedar ghaa kha riha hai, sasriyakal karo.
Santa: sasur ji sasriyakal.
By (anonymous)
on 17 December 2009 8:49:34 AM UTC

 

Punjabi College Joke Santa college de chaprasi nu, college kidan da h,
te ethe de bachiyan da future kiho jiha h,
chaprasi: future changa h, me v etho hi apni engineering puri kiti h.
By (anonymous)
on 17 December 2009 8:48:53 AM UTC

 

Exam SMS Joke in Punjabi Santa: syllabus khatam karan to bad,
buraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aj taan sara syllabus khatam kar dita,
bus syllabus diyan kitaaban padhni reh gyi.
By (anonymous)
on 17 December 2009 8:48:39 AM UTC

 

Punjabi Marriage Joke Lakhi: papa tuhadi shaadi ho gyi?
Papa : haan.
lakhi: kis de naal hoyi?
papa : bewkuffa teri mummy de naal.
Lakhi: wa papa ghar wich hi setting kar lyi.
By (anonymous)
on 17 December 2009 8:48:23 AM UTC

 

Punjabi Comedy Joke Santa: nu ik nigro naal pyaar ho gya,nigro nu vekh ke gana ganda h,
"aaj din chadiya tere rang verga".
Banta: taan hi me kahan aaj savere toh hi andhera kyun h.
By (anonymous)
on 17 December 2009 8:48:07 AM UTC

 

Punjabi Santa Banta SMS Santa: yar o vekh samne kudi mainu smile de rahi h?
Banta: oye dhyan naal vekh oh tainu smile de rahi ke tainu vekh ke hass rahi h.
By (anonymous)
on 17 December 2009 8:47:40 AM UTC

 

Funny Punjabi Joke Banta: baris wich oye jaldi ghar ja tere ghar baris da pani chala gya.
Santa: aive hi na mari jaya kar, ghar di chabiyan taan mere kol hai.
By (anonymous)
on 17 December 2009 8:47:23 AM UTC

 

Punjabi Joke SMS Banta:das 5+5=11 kive hoye?
Santa:5+5 taan 10 hunde h, 11 kive hoye?
Banta: soch?
soch?
soch?
nahi pta?
galti naal yar. :-)

By (anonymous)
on 17 December 2009 8:47:03 AM UTC

 

Funny Punjabi SMS Joke Kya tum mujhe 1000rs udhar de sakti ho?
pls
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Santa ATM nu keh riha si.
By (anonymous)
on 17 December 2009 8:46:52 AM UTC

 

Joke in Punjabi Santa: kal mainu 5 bandiya ne kutiya.
Banta:fer tu kuch nahi kita?
Santa: me kiha je himmat hai taan kla kla aao.
Banta: fer?
Santa: fer kle kle nu mainu kuttiya.
By (anonymous)
on 17 December 2009 8:33:03 AM UTC

 

Punjabi Joke Jeeto :aji sunte ho ,utho utho

Santa: Q uthaya mainu ?

Jeeto: tusi neend di goliyan lena bhul gye si.
By (anonymous)
on 17 December 2009 8:32:44 AM UTC

 

Funny Punjabi SMS Joke Santa: kal raat apne ghar chor aa gaye si, uhna ne mainu bda kutiya,

Wife: te tusi shor Q nhi machaya?

Santa: me ki darpok haan jo shor machan lag janda.
By (anonymous)
on 17 December 2009 8:32:30 AM UTC

 

Santa Banta SMS Santa:achanak platform to railway track te kud gya!

Banta:marna hai ki?

Santa: me hune suniya hai ke rail platform te aa rahi hai.
By (anonymous)
on 17 December 2009 8:32:15 AM UTC

 

Santa Banta Joke in Punjabi Santa te banta chess khel rahe si,
Oh ho hune joke khatam nhi hoya

Santa: yar chal khel band karde h.

Banta: thik h, odan v tera ghoda te mera hathi hi bacha h.
By (anonymous)
on 17 December 2009 8:32:00 AM UTC

 

Punjabi Exam Joke Jyotishi punjabi munde da haath vekh ke boliya, Put tu bada padhega,
Punjabi munda : Saaliya padh taan main 3 saalan to riha hai, eh das pass kadon howanga.
By (anonymous)
on 17 December 2009 8:31:37 AM UTC

 

Funny Punjabi SMS Joke Kashmir di vaadiyan wich,
barfili hawawan wich,
jheel de kinare baithe, Ranjhe nu Heer ne ki kiha ??
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Haramakhora jada hero na ban, sweater pa le.
By (anonymous)
on 17 December 2009 8:31:19 AM UTC

 

Punjabi Santa Banta Joke Train chal pyi, Santa - banta dove train de piche nathe,

Santa chad giya,
loka ne badi tareef kiti,
Santa thodi dur jan oh bad :O sh*t jis ne jana si oh taan piche hi reh gya, me taan os nu chadan aiya si.
By (anonymous)
on 17 December 2009 8:30:59 AM UTC

 

Santa Banta Funny Punjabi SMS Santa to banta : Mitra ! Je kade tera ikale da panga 10-12 bandiyan nal ho jave ta mainu bula lai.


Banta : kyun ?

Santa : yar Main kade kise nu kut paindi ni vekhi...
By (anonymous)
on 17 December 2009 8:30:12 AM UTC

 
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