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01 November 2009 8:49:09 AM UTC in English SMS And Text Messages

SMS Jokes in English


SMS jokes in English as the name suggest is a collection of funny and hilarious sms forwards and text messages; enjoy forwarding these to your friends.

Exam SMS Joke Hundred words does not give pain while the professor takes class,
But a true friend's silence in exam hall makes more tears in heart!
By (anonymous)
on 14 December 2009 11:01:52 AM UTC

 

Joke SMS *One*
* Special *
* Surprise 4 u *

Close ur Eyes!
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u cheat!
u didn't close ur eyes.
so no surprise!
Only Good morning
By (anonymous)
on 14 December 2009 10:57:53 AM UTC

 

English SMS Joke ANY TIME



ANY PROBLEM



ANY HELP



JUST



ONE CALL



I will









'Escape'


Gud night
By (anonymous)
on 09 December 2009 8:42:33 AM UTC

 

Monkey Message A naughty
monkey came & said
''I wanted 2
trouble some
gud people''
I suggested ur name.
Sudenly it slapped
me & said
'we don't lay with our boss'
Good night
By (anonymous)
on 06 December 2009 9:41:38 AM UTC

 

SMS Good Morning My heart is sea.
Friends are fishes.
U R one of my golden fish.
I ll keep u safe in my heart.
If u try to escape from my heart .
I ll fry u. B careful :)

Gud morning :)

By (anonymous)
on 06 December 2009 9:40:59 AM UTC

 

Love Marriage SMS He+She=Love
H+S+L=Marriage
H+S+L+M = Child
H+S+L+M+C= Family
H+S+L+M+C+F=Problem.
SO EAST OR WEST BACHELOR LIFE IS BEST.
So enjoy your life...
By (anonymous)
on 06 November 2009 9:10:41 AM UTC

 

Boys Vs. Girls SMS "No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc Royal Enfields,,
It is used only to follow a 80cc Scooty Pep!"
By (anonymous)
on 06 November 2009 8:51:08 AM UTC

 

Exam SMS Joke NEW Way of writing Answer in xams.
If u dont know d ans den put lines like dis
||||||


and write below..


"Scratch here 4 ANSWERS"
Gud Nite..
By (anonymous)
on 06 November 2009 8:41:55 AM UTC

 

Boys Vs. Girls Heart of boys are like a temple!
Holy, truthful and pure...
Thats why when boys say 'I Love You',
girls remove their slippers. :-)
By (anonymous)
on 01 November 2009 8:50:08 AM UTC

 
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jessica .
jessica .

husband and wife

husband:today is sunday and i have to enjoy it so i brought 3 movie tickets
wife:why three
husband:for you and your parents

28 November 2012 1:43:26 PM UTC

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Melane .
Melane .
couple trouble

couple trouble

A couple is only ment for 2 piple but some piple don't know how to count.

27 November 2012 4:02:51 AM UTC

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sheela .
sheela .

sardhar

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!roshan

23 November 2012 10:30:29 AM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

sardarji jokes

From some days Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife. Wife became furious nd asked-
Wife- Did I do something wrong?
Sardarji- No dear why r u asking?
Wife- Coz u r not sleeping with me(with tears)
Sardarji- But my friend told me it is not gud to sleep with a married woman..........
Wife-Wat...........(fainted)

16 November 2012 8:14:53 AM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

iodit

iodit is the more that is the matter

ok but matter is not a ioddit

08 November 2012 12:50:22 PM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

missing letters

girls like it
boys use it
parents hate it
from letters of the



_M_A_K_
tell the answer u r student means

04 November 2012 10:49:13 AM UTC

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sweety .
sweety .
love

love

love is like sweet for first time but after 3 or 4 years its be like bitter....

01 November 2012 7:54:25 AM UTC

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Kousik Mondal .
Kousik Mondal .
Love msg

Love msg

Love is logic
life is tragic
marriage is magic
education is basic
but
friendship is fevikwik

29 October 2012 11:03:40 AM UTC

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Kousik Mondal .
Kousik Mondal .
Cricket Joke

Cricket Joke

Afridi : “hum Sachin ko kisi hal mein 100 nahi banane denge.” Misbah : “mager ham kaise rokenge, he’s in form…” Afridi : “hum under 100 all out ho jayenge.”

29 October 2012 10:54:42 AM UTC

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hihihi .
hihihi .

gygygygyg

kamina
or
kamine

28 October 2012 10:23:35 AM UTC

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rheacute .
rheacute .
Nice joke

Nice joke

Math Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.

Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter.
anonymous .
anonymous .

funny girlfriend

Bf: kya tum mere salary se guzaara kar logi???
Funny gf: haan..!!!..mai toh kar lungi par tumhaara kya hoga kaliyyaaaaaaa

02 October 2012 4:06:06 PM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

saving water

A man should learn to save water......go and have bath with the neighbours daughter.....lol

02 October 2012 4:02:19 PM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

children

A child makes u a parent......but 2 chldren majes you a refferyyyyy.......lol

02 October 2012 4:00:21 PM UTC

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x .
x .

good boys and dynosour smilarity

what is the smillar thing in good boys and dynosour


both are not alive

10 September 2012 3:17:15 PM UTC

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Don .
Don .

Joks1122

Ye sala modra kya hota h.
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Malum nahi yar

22 August 2012 3:06:56 AM UTC

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99% of girls in the world .
99% of girls in the world .

spell gwapo

spell gwapo





DYLAN

18 August 2012 7:33:05 PM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

josh

My heart is sea.
Friends are fishes.
U R one of my golden fish.
I ll keep u safe in my heart.
If u try to escape from my heart .
I ll fry u. B careful :)

02 August 2012 4:02:51 AM UTC

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priyanka jain .
priyanka jain .

life

At childhood we cry loudly to get what we like...
but,when we grow up we cry silently to forget what we like....
that's life...!!!

25 July 2012 6:06:48 AM UTC

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agarwaltarun749@gmail.com .
agarwaltarun749@gmail.com .

Hell

OSAMA was in hell.
Asked to the head of hell, "Can I give a phone call to Pakistan?"
Head, "Sure!"
OSAMA, "charges"
Head, "No charges, hell to hell is free!!"

22 July 2012 12:58:37 AM UTC

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agarwaltarun749@gmail.com .
agarwaltarun749@gmail.com .

Bachche

A rajasthani man married a chinese woman.
They had WHITE twin babies.
named them: Jo-Hoyo, So-Hoyo.
After some time they had BLACK baby.
They named him, Yo-Ke-Hoyo!!

22 July 2012 12:55:08 AM UTC

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siddhi .
siddhi .

shopkeeper

man in shop: i want a mouse trap but plz hurry ive 2 catch a train!
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shopkeeper: sorry we dont have any that big.

21 July 2012 6:13:41 AM UTC

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qwew .
qwew .

fvdfv

rtrgergdfg
jugjhghkj

13 July 2012 4:35:47 AM UTC

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sriraj .
sriraj .

joke

Hundred words does not give pain while the professor takes class,
But a true friend's silence in exam hall makes more tears in heart!

07 July 2012 8:58:43 AM UTC

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ROJA .
ROJA .

pirivu

kanneer kuda anbin veli padu than enru
tharidhadhu unnai piridha nalil erudhu

24 May 2012 6:47:28 AM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

truth

a pakistani asked indian to tease "what is the difference between indians and dogs?"then indian replied "just a border"