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18 December 2009 11:13:30 AM UTC in Punjabi Jokes and SMS

Santa Banta Punjabi Jokes


Santa Banta Punjabi Jokes are funny and hilarious jokes about the dumb and dumber duo who makes everyone laugh with their dumb and yet innocent talks and antics.

Santa Banta Train Joke Santa:train di patri te so gya,

Banta:je Train aa gyi taan tu mar jayega?

Santa:le aina vada plane uppron langh gya train ki cheez hai.
By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 1:54:24 PM UTC

 

Santa Banta Bhikari Joke Bhikari: sir mainu 6 Rs de do.
Santa : 6 Q ?
Bhikari: chaye pini hai!
Santa : chaye taan rs 3 di hai.
Beggar : 1 meri girlfrnd lyi!
Santa : oye tu girlfrnd v bnayi hai?
bhikari: nhi sir, girlfrnd ne mainu bhikari bnaya hai.

By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 1:52:27 PM UTC

 

Santa Banta Funny Comedy Joke Santa : Jado me paida hoya si taan miltary waliyan ne 20 topaan chalaiyan si.

Banta: Kamal h ! sariyan da nichana chook gya?

By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 1:51:55 PM UTC

 

Santa Banta Joke Santa(jailer) to Banta: Das Phansi to pehla, akhri tamna ki hai?

Banta: Meri lattan utte te siir thale kar ke phansi la do.

By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 1:50:32 PM UTC

 

Santa Banta Joke Banta to Santa : tera ik mittar teri gharwali nu kiss kar riha hai.

Santa ghar ja ke thodi der wich wapis aya te banta nu ik thapad marda hai.

Banta : Thapad Q marya?

Santa : tu galat dsiya oh mera mittar nahi si.
By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 1:38:37 PM UTC

 

Santa aur Banta Santa : oye eh das notaan de utte jehde gandhiji chape hunde hai oh har vele hasde Q rehnde hai?

Banta : Q ki je oh ro paye taan paise v taan giile ho jawega.
By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 1:37:23 PM UTC

 

Funny Santa and Banta Santa : ki tenu terna aanda hai?
Banta : nhi.
Santa : tere toh taan kutte hi change h, uhna nu terna taan aanda hai,
Banta : ki tenu terna aanda hai ?
Santa : fer tere te kutte wich farak ki riha.

By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 1:35:24 PM UTC

 

Exam Joke Exam wich Santa nu pucha gya: Akal vadi ke Bhains?
Santa badi der bad soch ke , Tusi menu ullu samjde ho ki? Date of birth taan tusi dsya hi nahi.
By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 1:34:16 PM UTC

 

Traffic Joke Santa Banta Santa Ghode te ja riha si.
te red light jump kar dinda hai.
Police vala siti bjanda hai.
Santa ghode di phoonch upar chuk ke kehnda hai: Le karle number note.

By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 1:34:03 PM UTC

 

Joke in Punjabi Santa : ae kudiyan Daru to ini nafrat Q kardi h,
Banta : Q ki daru pin toh bad ohna de chuhe jihe pati v sher jihi gallan karan lag jande h.
By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 1:33:29 PM UTC

 

Santa Banta Car Joke Santa : oye banta car di speed Q vda riha hai,
Banta : car di break fail ho gyi, isto pehlan ke koi accident ho jave,
Ghar jaldi puj jande hai.
By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 1:32:26 PM UTC

 

Santa Banta Joke Punjabi Santa : teri gaadi da naa ki hai,
Banta : me bhul gya, par L toh start hundi hai,
Santa : oye kamal hai mainu lgya perol toh start hundi hai.
By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 1:32:16 PM UTC

 

Comedy Joke in Punjabi Santa ne ik gawar naukar rakh lita,
te usnu samjhaya kisi da naa len to pehlan ji lgana hai,
thodi der bad naukar nathya nathya aya te bolya, santaji santaji kuttaji sari murgiyaji kha gya.

By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 1:32:02 PM UTC

 

Santa Banta Funny Punjabi Santa adhe(1/2) ghante wich 10 bar toilet chala gya,
Banta : oye tenu chain nahi hai ki?
Santa : chain taan hai par khuldi nhi.

By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 1:31:48 PM UTC

 

Santa Banta Joke Santa te banta de jungle wich jannde hoye samno sher aa gya,
santa sher di aakhan wich mitti pa ke nathan lgya te banta nu v nathan lyi kiha,
Banta : me Q nathan mitti taan tu payi hai.
By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 1:31:32 PM UTC

 

Taxi Driver Santa Banta Joke Santa taxi driver nu puchda hai aps gurdware jawega ki,
Taxi Driver: Han jawanga.
Santa ne jaib to lunchbox kadiya te kiha:
Wapis aande hoye langar da khana le aai.
By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 1:29:20 PM UTC

 

Autowala Joke in Punjabi Santa(Autowala) to Banta : bhaji, 100 rupaye ho gaye.

Banta : 50 rupaye autowale nu de ke chal piya.

Santa : bhaji eh taan gundagardi hoi, meter de hisab naal 100 rupaye hoye ne.

Banta : Tu bhi to is wich beth ke aaya hai, tera kiraya bhi ki mainu dena payega.
By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 11:47:32 AM UTC

 

Doctor Joke Banta(patient): Doctor menu bda dard hunda hai,

Santa(Doctor) : pape tera dard thik taan ho javega, par tenu eh dwayi dard hon toh 10 minute pehlan leni pvegi.

By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 11:46:43 AM UTC

 

Santa Banta Santa banta nu: mainu lagda hai tainu aaj doctor kol jana chaida hai.
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Banta : Haan yar aaj taan meri tbiyat thik nhi, dekhda haan je kal thik ho gya taan kal jawnga.
By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 11:46:04 AM UTC

 

Punjabi Doctor Joke Santa(Doctor) to banta: tuhanu brain tumer hai

Banta : oye hoye khush khabari,

Santa : tusi ene khush kyu ho ?

Banta : is toh ae gal sabit hundi hai ki mere kol dimag taan hai.

By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 11:45:33 AM UTC

 

Santa Banta Doctor Joke Santa(Doctor) to banta: tera weight kina ha?

Banta: Chasme de naal 75kg.

Santa: te chasme toh bina ?
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Banta: oo taan mainu dikhda hi nahi.
By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 11:45:08 AM UTC

 

Santa Banta Punjabi Joke Santa :chattri wich surakh kar riha si,

Banta :oye Chattri wich surakh kyun kar riha hai,

Santa :barish de time ch jado barish ruk jandi hai taan surakh wichon pta chal janda hai.

By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 11:44:51 AM UTC

 

Crazy Santa Banta Bath Joke Santa banta nu : nahan ja riha hai?
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Banta : nahi, nahan ja riha haan.
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Santa : Acha, mainu lagya nahan ja riha hai.

By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 11:44:33 AM UTC

 

Funny Santa Banta Punjabi Joke Santa:ajihi jindagi toh taan maut hi changi hai. achanak yamdut aa ke bolda hai: tuhadi jaan len da hukam h.

Banta:lo daso hun insan majak v nahi kar sakda.
By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 11:43:43 AM UTC

 

Santa Banta School Joke SANTA :school wich 1 sfed te 1 kala shoes pa ke aa gya,

principal: ja ghar ja ke shoes badal k aa,

SANTA : sir ghar ja ke koi faeeda nhi, ghar wich v 1 sfed te 1 kala shoes hi ha.
By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 11:43:21 AM UTC

 

Santa Banta Driver Joke Santa Driver: badi teji toh Drive Kar Riha si, Peechay Betha Banta Bolya: "O" veer thode arram naal Taxi Chla, Main 12 Bachiyan da Baap Haan.

Banta :Apni Speed vekhi Hai?Jo Meri Speed te Aitraaz Kr Riha Hai.
By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 11:42:58 AM UTC

 

Letter Joke in Punjabi Santa banta nu: tu bike ini tej kyun chla riha hai? banta: ae khat bda urgent dena hai, santa:kithe? banta:address padhan da time nahi milya hune...
By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 11:42:37 AM UTC

 

Lottery Joke Santa: Rs.10cr di lottery jeet janda hai, dealer tax kad ke santa nu Rs.9cr de dinda hai. Banta : oye dealer ! ye taan mainu pure Rs.10cr dede ya pher mere Rs.10 vapas kar de .
By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 11:42:23 AM UTC

 

Santa Banta Salesman Joke Santa TV showroom wich janda hai, Ki tuhade kol color TV hai? Salesman: hanji sir. . . Santa: Ik nille rang da kad do.
By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 11:42:06 AM UTC

 

Santa Banta Santa sohni punjabi mutiyar nu vekh ke, aja aja dil wich aja,
mutiyar:Gusse naal sandel kadan ki?
Santa:nahi, aive hi aja, ae kehda koi gurdwara hai??

By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 11:39:14 AM UTC

 

Punjabi Santa Exam SMS Joke santa in exam hall: oye aaj taan koi que nhi aaunda,
sare ques de thale kuch line la dinda hai,

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te thale Likh dinda H
Scratch Kr K sariya de jawab Padh Lo.

By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 11:34:18 AM UTC

 

Santa Banta SMS Santa : bike te ja riha si. rah wich jande banta nu puchda hai,Ki tenu lift chaidi hai?
Banta : nhi mera ghar taan ground floor te hi hai.
By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 11:33:56 AM UTC

 

Punjabi Santa Banta Jungle Joke Santa te banta jungle to ja rhe si,
achanak ik sher samno aa gya,
santa : chal isde naal ladde hai,
banta : oye kuch taan laaz kar eh ik(1) te asi 2.
By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 11:22:34 AM UTC

 

Santa Banta Cycle Joke Santa : cycle te jande hoye 1 kudi nu takar mar dinda hai,
Kudi : ghanti nahi mari jandi,
santa : kudiye pagal lagdi hai, eni vadi cycle mar diti hun ghanti alag toh maran ki ?
By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 11:21:54 AM UTC

 

Funny Santa Banta Punjabi Joke Santa: dunali le ke darwaje te khadiya si,
banta: tu ethe kyun khadiya hai,
santa : sher da shikar karan jana hai,
banta : te ja pher ?
santa : kiven javan buhe mure kutta khadiya hai.
By (anonymous)
on 18 December 2009 11:20:47 AM UTC

 
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fuckkusa .
fuckkusa .

teri pan da fuda

teri ma de fude wich lun pe janda si .te pai kahindateri pan da kusa mareya saleya.

22 October 2012 7:38:58 PM UTC

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gill ajnala vala harpreet .
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harpreet gill ajnala

harpreet gill ajnala

ਓ ਕੱਡੇ ਜਿੰਦਗੀ ਨੇ ਤੱਥ , ਨੀ ਮੈਂ ਸਿੱਧਾ ਸਾਧਾ ਜੱਟ . .

ਅਜੇ ਉਮਰ ਏ ਘੱਟ , ਬੀਬਾ ਹੱਟ ਪੀਛੇ ਹੱਟ . ..

BuuurRRRrrrAaaaAaaaHhhhHhHhh
.....................................ਸ਼ੋਕੀ ਜੱਟ

01 October 2012 12:46:15 PM UTC

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Kishore Sood .
Kishore Sood .

Santa Banta punjabi jokes all

Share these jokes to Kishore Sood's Timeline'Only Me' Profile on facebook only.Thanks.

14 August 2012 8:42:25 PM UTC

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(anonymous) .
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11 August 2012 2:23:35 AM UTC

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nitin malhotra .
nitin malhotra .

santa autowala

santa apne auto da ik chakka laa reha si usnu vekh ke banta kehnda hai "oye eh ki kar reha hai santa:oye vekhda ni saamne likhya hai parking for 2 wheelers".

21 July 2012 2:18:04 AM UTC

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Gauravdeep singh .
Gauravdeep singh .

Santa in bus

Santa bus wich chad janda hai , usde hath (hand) Wich ik photo c . oh photo ik ladki de sari niche dig jande hai .
santa to lady: jara sari upar karoge ,photo kichna hai.

22 June 2012 3:44:28 AM UTC

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Simran .
Simran .

Raja and Rani Jokes

Ek tha raja ek thi rani do the bache
raja margya Lrai me
rani margyi krhayi me
Bache margaye prhayi me

16 June 2012 11:52:55 PM UTC

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King eshu .
King eshu .

santa banta

Banta ro reha si santa
santa puchda kyo ro reha hai
banta kehanda saadi murgi mar gayi
santa kehanda saad ata bapu v margya asi ta nahi roye
banta kehanda thodda bapu kehra ande dinda si

15 June 2012 10:08:50 AM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

santa banta moterbike joke

ik din santa hero honda moterbike chala reha si ,te achanak us de bike da chaka (tire) slip ho gya te us nu bahut satan lagiyan,jado bante nu is gal da pata laga te us ne sante nu chack ke hoospital le gya,ate docter nu kehn laga ke docter ji santa motercycle to dig gya hai dowcter kehnda "I CANT UNDERSTAND PUNJABI SO PLEASE SPEAK IN ENGLISH"
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banta kafi der sochan to bad kehnda
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MY LAUNDA GIRAUNDA FROM HERO HONDA

11 June 2012 3:35:00 AM UTC

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garry .
garry .

jokes

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31 May 2012 10:51:26 PM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .
jokes

jokes

bahut pyaar karte he is jokse

19 May 2012 1:11:43 AM UTC

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ANSU AGARWAL .
ANSU AGARWAL .

RANI KA RAJA

EAK THA RAJA AUR EAK THI RANI AURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRB KHANI THATAM BEWAKUF

27 January 2012 7:10:40 PM UTC

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jugraj  .
jugraj .

punjabi santa banta jungle joke

santa ta banta jungle to ja she si,
achanak ik sher samno aa gya,
santa:chal isde naal iadde hai,
banta:oye kuch taan laaz kar eh ik (1) te asi 2.

11 December 2011 10:25:10 PM UTC

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jugraj  .
jugraj .

santa banta punjabi jokes

santa:cycil te jande hoye 1 kudi nu taker mar dinda hai,
kudi:ghanti nahi mari jandi,
santa:kudiya pagal lagdi hai,eni vadi cycil mar diti hun ghanti alag toh maran ki?

jugraj  .
jugraj .

funny santa banta punjabi jokes

santa:dunail le darwaja te khadiya si,
banta:tu ethe kyun khadiya hai,
santa:sher da shikar karan jana hai,
banta: te ja pher?
santa:kivan javan buhe mure kutta khadiya hai

11 December 2011 10:08:39 PM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

a child selling kaccha

one day a child was selling kacchas
child:kaccha lelo,kaccha lelo
then an aunty came and slapped the child and said kaccha nahi kehande , underwear
next the child rembered nothing and said "chittar tehe paon vale lefafe lelo"

27 November 2011 3:09:08 AM UTC

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Rishabh Arora .
Rishabh Arora .

teacher to children

teacher : Tell me where is the Himalayas ?
Afnan (child): i don't know sir
teacher:stand up on your desk.
Afnan (child):sorry sir,but why sir
teacher:i said stand up?
Afnan (child): OK , but i still Kant see the Himalayas.

02 November 2011 3:26:35 AM UTC

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magan .
magan .
funny  Santa Banta Punjabi joke

funny Santa Banta Punjabi joke

santa bante nu:oye motercycle ehne tej na cla
banta:kyo?
santa:kyoki aaj mera FAST hai........

24 October 2011 7:23:22 AM UTC

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Hunny Sohanpal .
Hunny Sohanpal .

Santa Banta Funny Joke

Santa:O yaar hun meri kudi jawaan ho gyi hai.main ki kran?
Banta:Krna ki e ohnu Border te bhej de saanu jawaanan di bdi lor hai.

25 September 2011 2:00:22 AM UTC

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s .

ki pata

ਟਾਹਣੀ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਤਾਂ ਤੋੜ ਕੇ ਸੁੱਟ ਦਿੰਦੇ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਦਿਲ ਚ ਸਮਾ ਗਏ ਕਿੰਜ ਕਢੀਏ,,ਰਿਸ਼ਤਾ ਦਿਲਾਂ ਦਾ ਹੁੰਦਾ ਤਾਂ ਗਲ ਵਖ ਸੀ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਸਾਂਝ ਰੂਹਾਂ ਵਾਲੀ ਪਾ ਗਏ ਕਿੰਜ ਛੱਡੀਏ,,"
SANDEEP .
SANDEEP .
SANDEEP DA COMPUTER

SANDEEP DA COMPUTER

SANDEEP TO PAPA:- PAPA MERE COMPUTER TE TIGER LAGS DI NVI FILM AYI HAI
PAPA:- OYE TU SARA DIN JANVARA DIYA LATTA LYA KI COMPUTER TE PAEI JADA HAI

27 August 2011 10:01:02 PM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

desiiiiiiii

Boy:agr me Margya to kia tm
dosri shadi krogi?
Girl:Nhi me apni BEHAN k sath
rehlungi
Girl:or agr me margai to?
Boy:To me b Tumhari BEHAN
k sath rehlunga

23 August 2011 5:35:33 AM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

bhai-jaan

Ek muslim ladki exam me hindu ladke se boli:-
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Excause me ''BHAI JAAN''
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Ladka bola:- arey confuse kyun karti ho yaa to bhai bol ya jaan.
Jyoti .
Jyoti .

Funy joke

Santa Banta Bhikari Joke
Bhikari: sir mainu 6 Rs de do.
Santa : 6 Q ?
Bhikari: chaye pini hai!
Santa : chaye taan rs 3 di hai.
Beggar : 1 meri girlfrnd lyi!
Santa : oye tu girlfrnd v bnayi hai?
bhikari: nhi sir, girlfrnd ne mainu bhikari bnaya hai.