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TAMIL FUNNY SMS


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Funny Goodnight SMS

Pillaiyarappa,

enakku goodnight sollama thoongura ellarayum kosu kadikkanum.

Submitted by lumamini on 24-Aug-2009



Teasing SMS in Tamil

2010'la oru sattam konduvarapporanga:

Yaravadhu azhaga iruntha tax kattanumam.

Kadavul punniyathla neenga thappichittinga, naanthan maatti kittan.

ok ok cool. dont get feel tensed.

Submitted by lumamini on 24-Aug-2009



தத்துவம்!!!!!

ரன்னிங் ரேஸ்ல கால் எவ்வளவு வேகமா ஓடினாலும் பரிசு கைக்குத்தான் கிடைக்கும்....thats life

Submitted by Rizwana on 23-Aug-2009



Mega Mokkai SMS

Printing Mistake in question Paper:

"Prove that 2/10 = 0.2"

is wrongly printed as

"Prove that 2/10=2"

Students: Evvalavo panittom, itha panna mattoma?

2-two

10-ten

=>2/10

=Two/ten

cancel t

=wo/en

by albhabetic order,w-23

o-15

e-5

n-14

w+0=23+15=38

e+n=5+14=19

so,38/19=2

Hence proved

Submitted by Meenu on 21-Aug-2009





Funny SMS

i am remo

i want to memo

thats kannum kannum nokia

un sel 4n enne ottaya

nee sms panna mattiya

srichthu pothum vaya mududa

Submitted by jaaiz on 1-August-2009




General Knowledge Joke

Gandhi'ji saagurathudu munnadi eppadi irunthaarnu theriuma!

Theralena therunjunkonga...!





















Uyirodu irunthaar....!

Submitted by MaNjA's on 26-July-2009




Funny SMS

"SMS" anuppuravan "KADAVUL",

"CALL" pannaravan "MANUSAN".

Na 'kadavulunu' proof pannittan,

enga neenga atleast 'manishanu' proof pannunga pakalam!

Submitted by LUMA.MINI on 23-July-2009




Tamil Funny Joke

Aenda naay padam varanjittu vaay mattum varayama vacchu irukka?

Aenna adhu vaayilla praani sir




Tamil Cricket Funny Joke

What is the name of Shane Warne's wife?

Balatirupurasundari (Bala-Tirupura-Sundari)




Kadi Joke in Tamil

Bhogikkum Pongalukkum enna vidyasam?

Bhogikkum Pongalukkum oru naal vidyasam aana pongalukkum bogikkum 364 naal vidyasam




More Tamil Funny SMS

Whats the opposite of Aravindswamy?

Aravind did not see me




Another blade aruvai kadi joke

Whats the similarity between short ciruit and poramai?

vayar-eriyudhu




One of the Best Kadi Jokes

Most Mega Funny Tamil Kadi Joke

Ramar Seetai'yai thedikondu pogumbodhu kadal irandai pirindhu vazhi vittadhu. Eppadi?

Because Ramar kitta Vill irundhahu

and where there is a Vill, there is a Way!




Cinema Kadi Joke

Vayasukku vandha Tamil nadigar yaaru?

Major Sunderraajan.




English Tamil Kadi

Which animal knows to dance well?

Think..

Think..

ok ok

its..

"AADU"




SMS Teaser in Tamil

Na SMS anupuna neengalum return SMS dhan anupanumnu sattam illa

Oru Honda City Car.

Sony Colour Tv.

LG Washing Machine.

Fridge.

Ippadi kuda anuppalam ok!




Chance-a illai kadi joke

Ippam naa sollura kadi joke'la ratham aara paaya pogudhu...

What is the opposit of STD?

No-cofee-da (S-T-D)

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MPerumal EMPEE
five messages

five messages

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Friend 1: Do you like me?
Friend 2 : Yes !
Friend 1: Jump down from the roof and prove it.
He walked up to the edge and said with a smile.
“Push me!” ...Trust is Friendship !.
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Heart touching message :
Thinam Thinam Paarka Ninaippathai Vida., Paarkkamaleye
Thinam Thinam Ninaipathu Thaan Unmaiyaana Anbu...!! .
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Timing PUNCH: Athikama kudichavanum ...!
Frienduku theriyama study leavela padichavanum.!
Nalla vaazndhatha sarithiramae illa !
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“Kaalam” yaarukum.. Kathiruppathillai” “Aanal”.,
“Nammai Nesikkum Unmaiyana “Idhayam”
Namakkaga Yeppothum “Kaathirukkum”!
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Some People Are So Much Important In Our Life.
Because We Enjoy their Company...But... We Feel
So much Loneliness in their Absence...
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Submitted By: M.Perumal @ EMPEE,
Tiruvannamalai. 7200477708
28 November 2012 10:21:32 PM UTC
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abimanyu Perumal
five messages

five messages

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Cute and Real thought :
“An empty message will also look beautiful...
If you like the Sender.”
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Amma irrukkum varai ANBUKKU kavalai illai.
Kaadhal irrukkum varai KANNEERUKU kavalai illai.
Un Natpu irrukkum varai EN SANTHOSATUKU kavlai illai.
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Lovely line: Thousands of irritating words does not
give pain. But, A sweet lovable one’s silence creates
more pain in heart and tears in eyes.!
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Pirakkum bodhu Nanban Endru Yaarum illai...
Irakkum Bodhu Nanbanai Thavira Yaarum illai...
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“Kondu SellaYethuvum illai ULAGIL...”
Mudinthavarai Koduthu Vittu Selvom ANBAI.....!.
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Submitted By: M.Perumal @ EMPEE,
Tiruvannamalai. 7200477708
28 November 2012 9:48:01 PM UTC
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PerumalM EMPEE
five messages

five messages

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Uyirin swasam Moochu.....
Kankalin swasam Kanavu....
Idhayathin swasam Thudippu....
‘Anbin’ swasam Nam ‘’Natpu’’
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Nizhal kooda velicham ulla varaithan udan varum... Aanal
unmaiyana anbu uyir ulla varai udan varum...
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Neruppin maru peyar “THEE”...
Azhagin maru peyar “NEE”...
Sirippa paaru... naalaiku veara joke solrean..
Sariya... Oru naalaiku oru joke than...
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“Kaaranam illamal kanneer varugirathu endral ...
yaro un arukil ... ... venkayam arikirarkal entru
artham... Don’t feel..
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Oru Nanban Pothum Nam Vaalkai Muluvatharkum.
But, Oru Vaalkai Pothathu Nanbargaludan Vaalvatharku..
En Frienda Pola Yaru Macha..!.
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Submitted By: M.Perumal @ EMPEE,
Tiruvannamalai. 7200477708
26 November 2012 12:28:40 AM UTC
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PerumalM EMPEE
five messages

five messages

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Hard Truth : “ Everyone will forget everyone when they
have someone with them “ “ Everyone will remember
everyone when they have no one with them” .
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Paarkindra yaaraiyum nesikka mudiyaathu.. Athigam
nesikindra yaaraiyum adikkadi paarka mudiyaathu.
“That is Life” .
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Thousands of irritating words does not give pain. But,
A sweet lovable one’s silence creates more pain in
heart and tears in eyes !
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Exam Hall’il Ennai Migavum Kulapiya Kelvi:
Pakkathu Seat’il Azhagana Ponnu.. . . . . . . . . . . .
Copy Adikratha?? Sight Adikratha??!
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Idhayam Thudikum Osaiyai Kuda Ketka Mudium...
Aanaal, Manathu Alum Osaiyai Yaraalum Ketka
Mudiyaathu. unmayana nanbargal thavira...
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Submitted By: M.Perumal @ EMPEE,
Tiruvannamalai. 7200477708
25 November 2012 5:37:00 PM UTC
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Sadhguru Perumal
five messages

five messages

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Good Plan Of Today Is Better Than A
Great Plan Of Tomorrow..Look Backward With
Satisfaction and Look Forward With Confidence.
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“A heart die when it not to share its feelings,
but a heart kill itself when another heart does not
understand its feelings.”
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As Long As we Have Memories, Yesterday Remains:
As Long As We Have Hope, tomorrow Awaits.
As Long As We Have Friendship...
Each Day is Never a Waste...
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Never try or beg for support from others.
Stand alone and face the life as a race,
then everyone will support you”.
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Silver glassla thani kudikalam...
Plastic glassla thani kudikalam... Aana
Cooling glassla thani kudika mudiuma?
by 1008 tension irunthalum coola yosipor sangam.!.
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Submitted By: M.Perumal @ EMPEE,
Tiruvannamalai. 7200477708
24 November 2012 7:09:47 PM UTC
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Perumal EMPEE
five messages

five messages

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Thunbam Vanthal Nanbanidam Solathey...
Thunbathidam Sollu “Enakku Nanban Irrukiran Endru”....
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Lkg girl: Dai, enga Appavukku I.G.Varaikkum theriyum,
en kitta vachukkatha da.!
Lkg boy: Enga Appavukku ‘ Z ‘ varaikkum theriyum podi.. .
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A Person Changes For Two Reason...
Either Someone Special Comes in to His Life... Or
Someone Special Leaves His Life...!
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Life is Train..! Love is Wine..!
Wife is Pain..! Family is Chain..!
Experience is Gain..! Knowledge is Brain..!
Good Friend’Ship is Main..! !
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Vaazkaiyil silarai marakka mudiyathu.... Silarai piriya
mudiyathu... Marakkamal nee iru, Piriyamal naan
irukkiren.. Lovely Friends...
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Submitted By: M.Perumal @ EMPEE,
Tiruvannamalai. 7200477708
23 November 2012 8:31:20 AM UTC
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MPerumal EMPEE
five messages

five messages

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“Taj Mahal” sollum message enna theriyma ?
Setthalum selavu vaipal kaadhali.. So... Please
Avoid love. Sight adippom... Santhoshama iruppom..
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Real one: ‘’True love is like a man playing chess..,
always afraid of losing his queen..’
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Best Thought: “Almost Everything Can Be Purchased
At A Reduced Price, Except our Satisfaction.” Thats Life!
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Heart Touch Kavithai:
Kangal Kooda Kavithai Pesum Unnai Paarkkumpothu
But, Kavithai Kooda Kanner Sinthum Unnai Piriyumpothu.....
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“Unaku ethirigale illai endralum, oru ethiriyai uruvaaki
kol. Yenendral, avan mattume un thavarugalai
sutti kaattuvan.” -Alexander. TRY-TO-WIN !.
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Submitted By: M.Perumal @ EMPEE,
Tiruvannamalai. 7200477708
20 November 2012 2:36:28 AM UTC
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Perumal EMPEE
five messages

five messages

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Nice lines : “Kobam” manasil iruka koodathu...
Varthaiyil than irukanum...! “Anbu” varthaiyil iruka
koodathu, manasil than irukanum.....
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Nilavu Winnil Irunthalum Athan Velicham Boomiil
irukkum.,.,. Athu Pola Nee Engu Irunthalum
Un natpu Endrum, En Manathil Irukum...
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Nanbargal pirantha naalai marapadhu thavaru illai.
Nanbargaludan iruntha naatkalai marandhu viduvathu
thaan thavaru. Don’t Miss your friends..!.
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Rich friends Travel in cars...
Poor friends travel in Bus... But
Sweet Friend Travel in Heart.!
Please Continue your Journey in My Heart. !
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Cute thought: Disturbance is the sweetest way of
expressing your love... So never hesitate,
Just keep disturbing your Loved Ones...
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Submitted By: M.Perumal @ EMPEE,
Tiruvannamalai. 7200477708
20 November 2012 2:26:09 AM UTC
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abimanyu Perumal
five messages

five messages

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A cute love story with happy ending: One day, Somebody
proposed you. yo said “Not Interested!” and in this way.
Somebody lived a Happy Life forever.
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Sometimes reasons for feelings for somone can’t be
explained !! You never know why you like, love, miss or
hate somone.. All you know is You just do..
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Every heart has a pain. Only the way of expressing it
is different .”fools hide it in eyes , while
brilliant hide it in their smile “.. !
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If My Mind Can Conceive it... And
My Heart Can Believe it...
I know I Can Achieve it... .
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Nice Thought : Audience Sees jokes as joker. But,
Joker Sees Himself As A performer. Think the Different.
Don’t feel About others Thought. !..
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Submitted By: M.Perumal @ EMPEE,
Tiruvannamalai. 7200477708
19 November 2012 1:53:23 AM UTC
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PerumalM EMPEE
five messages

five messages

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Could you Close your Eyes for A Minute... Please...
Thank you... Did you Feel How Dark it Was? YES...
This is My Life Without YOU..
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“Bus”la Pona kase Save Pannalam”
“Auto’la Pona neratha save pannalam” Aana
Ponnu Pinnadi pona Dhadi’ya kooda Shave
panna Mudiyathu” so.. Be careful.....
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Real pain but True:
“Pidithavargalai pirinthu vazha mudium...Aanal
Avargalai maranthu mattum vazha mudiyathu...
Like you and me...
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Car otta therieilana enna pannanum? enna panna
Car-la periya ottaya podunga appadhan CAR OTTA
nalla therium. Nalaiku train otta solli tharen.....!
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Unnai Nesippavarai verukka karanam thedaathey”....!
“Avargalai innum athigamaaga nesikka, sandharppam
thedu”....! Because.... Life is only one time...
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Submitted By: M.Perumal @ EMPEE,
Tiruvannamalai. 7200477708
19 November 2012 1:43:39 AM UTC
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