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Tamil Jokes in English


"Tamil Jokes in English" as the name suggests are Tamil Jokes which are written in English. That is, they are transliterated. Some of them are Tinglish jokes (Tamil + English).

Indha sema kadi Tamil Jokes'sa padichhu, unga kaluthula irundhu ratham vara vara enjoy pannunga!!.

These are sema kad Tamil Blade Aruvai Kadi and Mokkai Jokes.




Idhu oru kadi joke

Man1: Andha padam oodum theatre'la gate'ta therappadharkae 10 roovai lanjam tharanummaam!

Man2: Enna!, padathukku avalo koottamma?!!

Man3: Illa illa, idhu interval'la theatre'ra vittu veliya ooda gate'ta therap'padharkku...




Doctor Patient Kadi Joke

Doctor: Ungalikku idhukku munnadi eppayaavadhu mayakkam vandhuirukka?

Patient: Oru thadava vandhirukku doctor, neenga idhukku munnadi eppavvo enakku Bill thandappo




Politics Tamil Joke

Man1: Andha rowdiya area vittu velakki vaikka oru idea sollunga'nae

Gounds: Avana election'la nikka vacchu M.L.A 'va aakkirunga

Man2: Apparam?

Gounds: Adhutha anju varusha'thukku indha area pakkamae thalaya kaattamaattan paaru...




This is a Tamil Joke in English about politics

M.L.A: Naan unna-viradha'thukku poittu varraen'da

Son: Ayya! appam enakkum konjam juice kondu vaanga




Salesman Aruvai Blade Joke

Thuni-kadaikaarar: Indha thuni super quality sir, kiliyavae kiliyaadhu.

Gounds: Dai dubagoor!, apparam eppadi da enakku ondrai metre kilichhu tharap'pora?




Teacher Student Tamil Joke

Teacher1: Aenga sir, andha kanakku vaathiyaar mela headmaster'kku romba kovam?

Teacher2: Pinna enna sir, exam paper'ra correct panna sonna, exam eludina student'a correct pannit'taaram.




Husband and Wife Tamil Joke

Wife: Ungalukku pei pisasu mela nambikkai irukka'nga?

Husband: irukku di

Wife: pei'ya paarthi'rukeengala?

Husband: paarthadhumattum illa, adhu'kooda kudumbam'mae nadathi'kittu irukkaen...



Funny Joke in Tamil

Man1: Andha Dada'va train'la vitta'dhu thappa pochhu'nga.

Man2: Aen?

Man1: Pinna ennanga, train'la aeri ukkanduttu, toilet munnadi chair
pottu, ulla pova thala ettana/oru roovai vasool pannuraaru.




Doctor and Patient Tamil Joke

Patient: Aenga doctor operation'kku munnadiyae fees vaangireenga?

Doctor: Operation apparam nee ticket vaangitta naa, appuram naa enna pannuradhu?

Joke man 1: Rs.1500 la my daughter kalyanatha mudichutten.
man 2 : eppaidi??
man 1 : Rs. 1500 ku cell vangi koduthen kathalichu kalyanum pannikitta... talented girls............ cool.....



By mohanram
on 13 October 2009 1:04:15 AM UTC

 
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running race

running race

paiyan : patti nan nalaiku running race oda poran ennai asirvadam pannunga

patti : pathu pa meduva odu.

14 September 2012 8:10:13 AM UTC

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SAAYAN .
SAAYAN .

love sms

En Ithayathai thirudiyathal,
Aval oru kalli.
Aval Ithayathai thirudiyathal,
Naan oru kallan

06 August 2012 3:24:55 AM UTC

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SAAYAN .
SAAYAN .

ADULT JOKE

NEE ORU THENKA
ENKITTA VANTHA UNNA AAKIDUVA AMMMA

06 August 2012 3:21:42 AM UTC

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kishore kumar .
kishore kumar .

scholl comedy

TEACHER: AZHUKU THANILIUM NILATHILUM VAZHUM VILANGU ATHU?

STUDENT: THAVALI TEACHER

TEACHER: GOOD! TELL ANY 3 ANIMALS NAMES?

STUDENT: THAVALIODA MOTHER ,FATHER ,BROTHER TEACHER.

17 April 2012 12:20:15 AM UTC

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kishore kumar .
kishore kumar .

collage jokes

professor: yar oruvanala matravargaluku puria vaka mudialio avan muttal

studeny:puriala sir?

professor:???????

17 April 2012 12:05:49 AM UTC

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faalih .
faalih .

funny joke

pallu valicha pallu podungalam anal thalaivalicha thalaiya mpudungalama

27 January 2012 5:04:47 AM UTC

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yogan .
yogan .

teacher student jokes

teacher-ellarum ungalukku piditha animalsai varindhu kodungal.

student-naan oru maadu variya poogiraen

teacher-maattukku vayae variyaleyyae enn?

student-neenga thana sir sonnigha maadu vayilla jeevan

20 January 2012 9:08:20 PM UTC

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 vaithees .
vaithees .

mama

oru ponna kalayanam panna ponoda appa
namku mama anna eka oru ponda appa police apa nama kalayanam pannam mama solalam

27 December 2011 5:51:37 AM UTC

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Faru Angel .
Faru Angel .
new passenger

new passenger

flight passenger to another passenger:yenge inthe flightla vethala split panra idam enga irukunga?

another pesenger:apdiye nera ponge ange oru red button irukkum athe press pannunga ape mouth maathiri onnu open aahum adhula split pannunga

flight passenger:thanks

flight passenger mind words:apdiye nera poi oru red button aa ok intha irukku

another tamil lady passenger spotted a red pottu on her foreheard and he press her foreheard she shouted aaaaaah and he splitted insight her mouth and d game over=P

12 October 2011 3:06:09 PM UTC

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friendship .
friendship .

natpu<friendship>

Nilaiyana anbukku pirivillai…
Sollatha sollukku arthamillai…
Thedum paasathukku tholvi illai…
Unmaiyana namadin natpukku maranam illai…
Naan Rojavai pola alaganavan illai,
Aanal en idhayam rojavaivida alaganadu, en theriuma?
Athil neeyum Un natpum iruppathal…

28 August 2011 2:31:29 PM UTC

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S.M.NIHAL .
S.M.NIHAL .

love kavithai

sediyil irukkum pookkalai nesippathai vida,uthirntha pookalai nesiththu paar,sediyil irukkum pookkal kooda uthirnthu vidum ungal"anbukkaga"gud ni8

18 July 2011 8:31:28 AM UTC

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S.M.NIHAL .
S.M.NIHAL .

love kavithai

sediyil irukkum pookkalai nesippathai vida,uthirntha pookalai nesiththu paar,sediyil irukkum pookkal kooda uthirnthu vidum ungal"anbukkaga"gud ni8

18 July 2011 8:29:48 AM UTC

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sms .
sms .

pattam poochi....

oru pattam poochi parakkuthu.

ethukku?

athu istam parakkuthu nee poi velaiya paru.

7 kalutha vayasula kathai kekutha unakku!!!?

PerumalM EMPEE

comedy

KANDU PUDUCHACHU:

The first person to find TEST & EXAM is
"HENRY FISEL"

ivan than antha throgi.
he is an 'american'...

Ivana yaruyaralam thittanumnu asai paduringala.pls add ur name. Don't break tis chain
balaji@aero+ gracy+suji+Ñasréèn+anu+PrItHvIkÄ+sudha±
perumal

submitted by : M.perumal @ EMPEE
Tiruvannamalai. 7200477708

11 June 2011 10:28:34 PM UTC

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hepzibah .
hepzibah .

guy and girl

guy-proposes a girl
girl-iam 1 year elder to you
guy-no problem dear,i will marry you next year

07 June 2011 1:54:35 AM UTC

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hepzibah .
hepzibah .

husband and wife

wife-honey,when i talk to you my tension goes away.
husband-oh no! it does not go away.it is passed on to me.


husband-what will you advice our children about marriage?
wife-never marry in your life and give the same advice to your children also.

07 June 2011 1:36:58 AM UTC

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{Black rose } adhaavadu dew drop .
{Black rose } adhaavadu dew drop .

வருத்தப்படாத வாலிபர் சங்கம்

சில்வர் கிளாஸ் ல தண்ணி குடிக்கலாம்..
பிளாஸ்ட்டிக் கிளாஸ்ல தண்ணி குடிக்கலாம்...

ஆனால்...
கூலிங் கிளாஸ்ல தண்ணி குடிக்கலாமா?

இப்படிக்கு
ஆயிரத்தெட்டு டென்ஷன் இருந்தாலும்
ஆக்கப்பூர்வமா யோசிப்போர் சங்கம்
______________________________________________
பாய்சன் 10 நாள் ஆனாலும் பாயாசம் ஆகாது..
ஆனால்..
பாயாசம் 10 நாள் ஆனால்
பாய்சன் ஆகிடும்...
இப்படிக்கு
கௌரவம் பாராமல்
பாயாசத்தை யாசிப்போர் சங்கம்..
______________________________________________
ஹாஸ்ட்டல்ல சாப்பிடும் போது அம்மா சமையலின்
அருமை தெரியும்..
கல்யாணமாகி மனைவி சமைச்சதை சாப்பிடும் போதுதான்
ஹாஸ்ட்டல் சாப்பாட்டின் அருமை தெரியும்..
இப்படிக்கு
மனசாட்ச்சியே இல்லாமல் கூசாமல் போய்
சொல்லுவோர் சங்கம்..
______________________________________________
என்னதான் M.B.B.S படிச்சு டாக்டர் ஆனாலும்
கம்ப்யுட்டர் ல வரக்கூடிய
இருக்கிற வைரஸ் பிரச்சினைக்கு
வைத்தியம் செய்ய முடியாது

இப்படிக்கு
கம்ப்யுட்டர் மவுசுக்கு எலி மருந்து வைப்போர் சங்கம்..
______________________________________________
பஸ்ல நாம Break Dance ஆடினா ஜாலி ன்னு அர்த்தம்..
ஆனா..
அதே பஸ்சுல அதனோட பிரேக்... Dance ஆடினா
நாம எல்லோரும் காலின்னு அர்த்தம்

இப்படிக்கு
Break இல்லாமல் யோசிப்போர் சங்கம்

16 April 2011 4:01:55 AM UTC

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{Black rose } adhaavadu dew drop .
{Black rose } adhaavadu dew drop .

4 peru naalu vethama pesuvaanga

A Girl comes home pretty late.
Father: "yendi ivlo late-a vara"
Mother : "what took u so long to get home.."
Anna: "itni late kyun?" (hindi )
Akka: "enthukku intha late-uga ostaavu?" (telugu)
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idhula irundhu enna theriydhu?
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?
?
oru vayasu ponnu veetukku late-aa vandhaa
NAALU PAERU NAALU VIDHAMAA pesuvaange!

16 April 2011 3:57:00 AM UTC

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{Black rose } adhaavadu dew drop .
{Black rose } adhaavadu dew drop .

super joke....

TVS'il vanthean, HELLO endraal..
HONDA'il vanthean, HAI endraal..
CAR'il vanthean, DARLING endraal..
Atthanaiyum vaadagai endraen, ANNA endraal !!!!

16 April 2011 3:56:05 AM UTC

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{Black rose } adhaavadu dew drop .
{Black rose } adhaavadu dew drop .

oru padhithavarodaa joke......

Oru oorla neraya padichavaru oruthavar iruntharu.
Avar oru naal vera ooruku ponaru.
Ellarum avaruku GELUSIL syrub kuduthanga.

Innoru naal innoru oor ponaru.
Appo avaruku Benadry!
syrub koduthanga.

Yenna daa?

Because:
Katrorku sendra idamellam SYRAP(U).

No No Alakoodathu.

16 April 2011 3:54:05 AM UTC

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