07 August 2011 9:18:59 AM UTC in Jokes

Boyfriend Girlfriend Jokes

Boyfriend Girlfriend jokes brings out the humor & sarcasm in the conversation between lovers about their first date, marriage plans and their parents.

Really Insulting Girlfriend: One of my ancestors was actually a king.
Boyfriend: I never knew you were a desendant of King Kong.
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:22:55 AM UTC


Funny Timing Joke Boyfriend: For the last time I am telling you that I didn't come here to get insulted.
Girlfriend: Then where else do you usually go?
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:22:44 AM UTC


Insulting Date Boyfriend: Doesn't this date make you long for another?
Girlfriend: Yes, but no one else would come.
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:22:29 AM UTC


The Fool Girlfriend: By BF could be an even bigger fool but he lacks ambition.
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:22:08 AM UTC


Intelligent Girlfriend: You are so intelligent that you brighten the place whereever...
Boyfriend: whereever I go?
Girlfriend: No, whereever you leave.
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:21:57 AM UTC


The miser What is the height of miser-liness?
A man who is so stingy that if he were a ghost, he wouldn't even give a fright.
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:21:27 AM UTC


The perfect idiot Boyfriend: Do you thing I am a perfect idiot?.
Girlfriend: I keep telling you that you are not perfect.
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:21:12 AM UTC


Insulting Joke Girlfriend: There is nothing in the world that I wouldn't do for you in life.
Boyfriend: Do you love me so much honey?
Girlfriend: Well, what I meant was that I am going to spend my life doing nothing for you.
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:20:30 AM UTC


Nice sense of humor and timing Girlfriend: I am soon approaching 25.
Boyfriend: From which direction?
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:20:16 AM UTC


BF who plays the Guitar Boyfriend: How do I play the guitar?
Girlfriend: You should be on TV for your talent.
Boyfriend: Am I so good?
Boyfriend: If you were on TV, I can atleast switch it off.
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:20:05 AM UTC


Witty GF and silly BF Boyfriend: Can we have a battle of intelligence between us?
Girlfriend: No thanks, I don't fight an unarmed person.
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:19:53 AM UTC


A gift for girlfriend Man 1: I want to buy a gift for my girlfriend for her birthday but I don't know what she would like. Give me a suggestion.
Man 2: Does she like you?
Man 1: Yes
Man 2: Then she would like anything.
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:19:41 AM UTC


Hilarious Joke Boyfriend: I need to tell you a secret that I haven't told you so far: I a seeing a psychiatrist.
Girlfriend: Oh! I need to tell you a truth too. I am seeing a psychiatrist, plumber and a mechanic.
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:19:19 AM UTC