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07 August 2011 9:18:59 AM UTC in Jokes

Boyfriend Girlfriend Jokes


Boyfriend Girlfriend jokes brings out the humor & sarcasm in the conversation between lovers about their first date, marriage plans and their parents.

Really Insulting Girlfriend: One of my ancestors was actually a king.
Boyfriend: I never knew you were a desendant of King Kong.
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:22:55 AM UTC

 

Funny Timing Joke Boyfriend: For the last time I am telling you that I didn't come here to get insulted.
Girlfriend: Then where else do you usually go?
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:22:44 AM UTC

 

Insulting Date Boyfriend: Doesn't this date make you long for another?
Girlfriend: Yes, but no one else would come.
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:22:29 AM UTC

 

The Fool Girlfriend: By BF could be an even bigger fool but he lacks ambition.
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:22:08 AM UTC

 

Intelligent Girlfriend: You are so intelligent that you brighten the place whereever...
Boyfriend: whereever I go?
Girlfriend: No, whereever you leave.
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:21:57 AM UTC

 

The miser What is the height of miser-liness?
A man who is so stingy that if he were a ghost, he wouldn't even give a fright.
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:21:27 AM UTC

 

The perfect idiot Boyfriend: Do you thing I am a perfect idiot?.
Girlfriend: I keep telling you that you are not perfect.
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:21:12 AM UTC

 

Insulting Joke Girlfriend: There is nothing in the world that I wouldn't do for you in life.
Boyfriend: Do you love me so much honey?
Girlfriend: Well, what I meant was that I am going to spend my life doing nothing for you.
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:20:30 AM UTC

 

Nice sense of humor and timing Girlfriend: I am soon approaching 25.
Boyfriend: From which direction?
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:20:16 AM UTC

 

BF who plays the Guitar Boyfriend: How do I play the guitar?
Girlfriend: You should be on TV for your talent.
Boyfriend: Am I so good?
Boyfriend: If you were on TV, I can atleast switch it off.
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:20:05 AM UTC

 

Witty GF and silly BF Boyfriend: Can we have a battle of intelligence between us?
Girlfriend: No thanks, I don't fight an unarmed person.
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:19:53 AM UTC

 

A gift for girlfriend Man 1: I want to buy a gift for my girlfriend for her birthday but I don't know what she would like. Give me a suggestion.
Man 2: Does she like you?
Man 1: Yes
Man 2: Then she would like anything.
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:19:41 AM UTC

 

Hilarious Joke Boyfriend: I need to tell you a secret that I haven't told you so far: I a seeing a psychiatrist.
Girlfriend: Oh! I need to tell you a truth too. I am seeing a psychiatrist, plumber and a mechanic.
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:19:19 AM UTC

 
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SANTOSH YADAV .
SANTOSH YADAV .
Figure Joke

Figure Joke

Shopkeeper:- Ha..ha...ha.. you want an egg ?
Hen :- You stupid just let me have an egg, for Rs.10 who will destroy the figure.
24 October 2012 10:13:42 AM UTC
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kanika aggarwal .
kanika aggarwal .

a gift for girlfriend

good joke for gf and bf
20 October 2012 3:30:50 PM UTC
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submitted by manju deepa .
submitted by manju deepa .

boyfriend girlfriend jokes - Submissions & Comments

1000 books padichu brilliant avathai vida, 10 mints oru arivalikita pesurathu better . so nega epa venumnalum enaku cal panalam..!!
07 June 2012 3:20:12 AM UTC
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paul .
paul .

math joke

teacher :what is the meaning of equal ?
student :e q u a l , is.equal , no equal

actually 1= 1 is not equal first 1 is not equal to second one you put .
only 1 can be of 1 once .

proof : all this universe is in the is pshyc kick how calculating for maths , every body will die , that is equal to nothing !count is wrong!
26 May 2012 10:32:31 AM UTC
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paul .
paul .

thammasha joke

one could count how many times ,
1, 1, 1, only once .....

1+1 count how many times 0 times 1+1,2+1...
1000000...1:0000000( 0:0 )
26 May 2012 10:26:23 AM UTC
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chandu .
chandu .

I want to be Millionaire:-

Boy:-"I want to be millionaire, just like my dad.....!

girl:- Wow, your dad's a millionarie...!

Boy:- "No, but he always wanted to be...........!.
24 May 2012 4:48:56 AM UTC
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chandu .
chandu .

Most beautiful girl:-

Boy :- iam searching for the most beatiful girl.....!

girl:- Look icame for you....!

Boy:- thats nice! now help me to find her....!
24 May 2012 4:45:22 AM UTC
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chandu .
chandu .

Suicide Joke:-

Boy:- where r u going?

girl:- For suicide.

Boy:- then, why soo much make up!

girl:- You Idiot......,tomorrow my photo will come in News paper.
24 May 2012 4:42:02 AM UTC
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Nag .
Nag .
dasappa

dasappa

pora pasi palla dasiga
15 May 2012 9:44:32 PM UTC
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Nag .
Nag .
love majic

love majic

bf:i love you
girl:iam not loving animals
Ben<3georgiee:) .
Ben<3georgiee:) .

Love <3

Boyfriend:can I ask you something?
Girlfriend:go on then:)
Boyfriend: can you please have a look in your bag
Girlfriend: why?
Boyfriend: because I think you have stolen my heart:)

P.s: this joke got me and my girlfriend together it works;)
06 April 2012 9:18:21 AM UTC
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Lily .
Lily .

Love ya

Boyfriend:You Smell-
Girlfriend:Were Over!!!!*Walks Out*
Boyfriend:I was going to say you smelt like-
Now unGirlfriend:Like What?
Boyfiend?:Flowers.
06 April 2012 1:05:07 AM UTC
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Chicken lover .
Chicken lover .

my pets

my chickens have been stolen, i really need to find them. description on short and funny jokes page, please reply seriously it isnt a joke :'-c