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07 August 2011 9:18:59 AM UTC in Jokes

Boyfriend Girlfriend Jokes


Boyfriend Girlfriend jokes brings out the humor & sarcasm in the conversation between lovers about their first date, marriage plans and their parents.

Really Insulting Girlfriend: One of my ancestors was actually a king.
Boyfriend: I never knew you were a desendant of King Kong.
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:22:55 AM UTC

 

Funny Timing Joke Boyfriend: For the last time I am telling you that I didn't come here to get insulted.
Girlfriend: Then where else do you usually go?
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:22:44 AM UTC

 

Insulting Date Boyfriend: Doesn't this date make you long for another?
Girlfriend: Yes, but no one else would come.
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:22:29 AM UTC

 

The Fool Girlfriend: By BF could be an even bigger fool but he lacks ambition.
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:22:08 AM UTC

 

Intelligent Girlfriend: You are so intelligent that you brighten the place whereever...
Boyfriend: whereever I go?
Girlfriend: No, whereever you leave.
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:21:57 AM UTC

 

The miser What is the height of miser-liness?
A man who is so stingy that if he were a ghost, he wouldn't even give a fright.
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:21:27 AM UTC

 

The perfect idiot Boyfriend: Do you thing I am a perfect idiot?.
Girlfriend: I keep telling you that you are not perfect.
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:21:12 AM UTC

 

Insulting Joke Girlfriend: There is nothing in the world that I wouldn't do for you in life.
Boyfriend: Do you love me so much honey?
Girlfriend: Well, what I meant was that I am going to spend my life doing nothing for you.
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:20:30 AM UTC

 

Nice sense of humor and timing Girlfriend: I am soon approaching 25.
Boyfriend: From which direction?
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:20:16 AM UTC

 

BF who plays the Guitar Boyfriend: How do I play the guitar?
Girlfriend: You should be on TV for your talent.
Boyfriend: Am I so good?
Boyfriend: If you were on TV, I can atleast switch it off.
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:20:05 AM UTC

 

Witty GF and silly BF Boyfriend: Can we have a battle of intelligence between us?
Girlfriend: No thanks, I don't fight an unarmed person.
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:19:53 AM UTC

 

A gift for girlfriend Man 1: I want to buy a gift for my girlfriend for her birthday but I don't know what she would like. Give me a suggestion.
Man 2: Does she like you?
Man 1: Yes
Man 2: Then she would like anything.
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:19:41 AM UTC

 

Hilarious Joke Boyfriend: I need to tell you a secret that I haven't told you so far: I a seeing a psychiatrist.
Girlfriend: Oh! I need to tell you a truth too. I am seeing a psychiatrist, plumber and a mechanic.
By (anonymous)
on 07 August 2011 9:19:19 AM UTC

 
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Figure Joke

Figure Joke

Shopkeeper:- Ha..ha...ha.. you want an egg ?
Hen :- You stupid just let me have an egg, for Rs.10 who will destroy the figure.

24 October 2012 10:13:42 AM UTC

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kanika aggarwal .
kanika aggarwal .

a gift for girlfriend

good joke for gf and bf

20 October 2012 3:30:50 PM UTC

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submitted by manju deepa .
submitted by manju deepa .

boyfriend girlfriend jokes - Submissions & Comments

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07 June 2012 3:20:12 AM UTC

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paul .
paul .

math joke

teacher :what is the meaning of equal ?
student :e q u a l , is.equal , no equal

actually 1= 1 is not equal first 1 is not equal to second one you put .
only 1 can be of 1 once .

proof : all this universe is in the is pshyc kick how calculating for maths , every body will die , that is equal to nothing !count is wrong!

26 May 2012 10:32:31 AM UTC

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