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14 March 2010 12:43:59 AM UTC in Marathi Jokes SMS Shayari and Kavita

Comedy Marathi Jokes


Comedy Marathi Jokes are short, nice and funny to read and are in many different categories and are also hilarious.

Marathi Jokes Jenvha manus chandraver pohochala tenvha turungat hi batami pasarali.
Ek kaidi: Bagh mansane praytna kele, ki kadhi na kadhi tyala ase fal miltech.
Dusara kaidi: Majhisudha ashi mahatwakanksha ahe ki kadhi na kadhi me chandraverchya turungat jaain.



Don chor bank lutataat..
ek chor: Chal..aajche choriche paise mojun kaadhuya.
Dusra chor: Jaaudere…khup kantala aalay…udyachya paperla ekun rakkam baghun gheu.



Judge: Tu chori keli hotis?
Chor: Ho..keli hoti!
Judge: Kashi kelis tu chori?
Chor: Jaaudya saaheb…hya vayaat choriche gun shikun tumhi kaay karnaar?
By (anonymous)
on 14 March 2010 12:47:56 AM UTC

 

Shopkeeper Customer Jokes in Marathi Damuanna medical store madhey jaatat…
Damuanna: Mazya naatvasaathi kahi vitamins asel to daba dya.
Storekeeper: Konta deu…Vitamin A, B ki C?
Damuanna: Kuthlahi dyaki…mazya naatvala ajun aksharolakh nahiy!



Chhatri vikat ghetana Chimanravani dukandarala vicharle: Hi chhatri varshbhar tari tikel na?
Dukandar: Ho changali pannas varshe tikel.
Chimanrao: Pannas varshe?
Dukandar: Ho… Phakt tila unn and paavsapasun sambhala.



Nandu: Aho, gaaiche dudh dya baghu!
Dukaandar: Pan tumche bhande khup chhote aahe.
Nandu: Thik aahe, mag bakriche dudh deun taka!



Kanjus Natthusheth marketla underwear kharedi karnyasathi jato.
Natthushet: He kevdhyache?
Dukaandar: 700 rupaye!
Natthusheth: Aho..party wear nakoy mala..daily wear daakhva!


Gruhini: Dukaanatil jitki sadleli santri aahet titaki kadhun dya.
Dukandarane vichar kela ti sadleli santri ti tichya gaila khayla det asel. Ase samjun tyane eka topalit dukanatil saglya sadlelya santri kadhun dilyat.
Gruhini: Aata shillak rahilelya santryancha dozonacha bhav sanga?


Pandoba pressure cooker kharedi karato ani dusaryach divashi wapas kerto.
Dukandar: Cooker ka wapas kela?
Pandoba: Karan gharat tin tarun muli aahet ani ha shitya wajvato.



Chimanrao(Dukandaaras): Shirtasathi ekhade zakkas piece dakhva.
Dukandaar: Plainmadhye daakhau kay?
Chimanrao: Mahashay, vimaanat daakhvaaychi kaay garaj…je kaay daakhvaayche te ithech daakhva!



Sadoba: mazya mobilemadhye mast MP3 gani takun dya.
Dukandar: Memory card ahe kay?
Sadoba: Nahiy…ration card chalel kay?
By (anonymous)
on 14 March 2010 12:47:32 AM UTC

 

Funny Animal Bird Jokes in Marathi Chhabu ticha mitra Jaganchya ghari ekda bakri gheun jaate…
Jagan: Hya mhashila ka sobat aanles?
Chhabu: Are Jagu, hi bakri aahe.
Jagan: Mi pan bakrilach vichartoy!


Pandu: Kayre Dhondu, kutra shepti ka halavat asto?
Dhondu: Are sopi gosht aahe, shepti tar akkha kutra halau shakat nahi na!



Dhondiba: Are majha kutra harwalay.
Kondiba: Are mag papermadhye jaahirat de.
Dhondiba: Are kay sangtos! Majha kutryala paper kuthe wachta yeto!
By (anonymous)
on 14 March 2010 12:46:50 AM UTC

 

Animal Bird Jokes in Marathi Ek popat nuktaach pinjryatun sutun aanandaachya bharaat udat jaat asto. Titkyat samorun bhardhav yenaarya kaarla takraaun to chakkar yeun padto. Bandopantanna to popat beshuddh padlela saapdto. Te tyala uchlun ghari aantaat, aushadhpani kartaat, ani pinjryat thevtaat. Shuddhivar aalyavar popat dachkun bolto, “Are deva! Tya carcha driver mela-bila ki kaay? Punha turungaat yeun padlo!”



Ekda pranyanmadhe sharyat lagate ki kon hattila beshuddha karun dakhavato.
Tehva sarva prani tyala beshuddha karanyacha prayatna karatat pan hatti kahi beshuddha padat nahi tehva ek mungi yete aani hattichya kaanat kaahitari saangte aani hatti beshudha padto. Tevha sarva praani tya mungila vichartat ki tu kay sangitle.
Mungi: Mi tujhya mulaachi aai honar aahe!



Ekda poultry farmchya malakane tyachya sarv kombdyanna strict warning dili ki udyapasun sarvanni prattyeki 2 ande dile nahi tar ekun sarvancha daanapani band. He aikun sarv kombadya ghabarun gelya ani prattyekine 2 ande dile pan ekane phakt ekach ande dile.
Malak: Tu ekach ande ka dile ?
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“Malak, he tar mi tumhala ghabarun dile…mi tar kombada aahe”.


Pahile Gadhav: Mitra, maza maalak mala nehmi zodpat asto.
Dusre Gadhav: Are mag tu palun ka jaat naahis?
Pahile Gadhav: Palun tar kadhich gelo asto. Pan tithe maze bhavishya ujwal aahe ase watate. Mazya maalkachi porgi khup sundar aahe ani to tichyavar raagavla ki nehmi mhanto ki tuze lagna ekhadya gadhvashi laaun dein. Aata mi tyach aashene tithe raahtoy!
By (anonymous)
on 14 March 2010 12:46:26 AM UTC

 

Movie and Cinema Jokes in Marathi Gabbar: Basanti naach! Maazyasamor tula naachavech laagel!
Basanti (Gabbarchya muskatat marun): Gapp melya! Mala naachta aale aste tar mi Dance reality show madhhye naachle naste kaa?


Director (nayakala): Pinjeryatun wagh baaher aalyaver tu tyachyabarobar ladhaychi acting karaychiy…. lakshat aahe na?
Nayak (directorla): Mala samjale, pan ladhnyachi phakt acting aahe he tumhi waghala samjawale ahe na?



Khedyatil Chima Nandubarobar pahilyandach cinema baghayla geli. Theatermadhye cinema suruhonyachya adhi andhar kela gela. Tenvha Chima ordun mhanali, “Are light lava. Andharat kay cinema baghnar kappal?”



Sholay madhil dialogue suru asto
Viru: Basanti in kamine kutto ke saamne mat nachna!
Ek khedut (patakan ubha rahoon jorat ordu lagto): Kaa nahi nachanar me purn 40/- rupaye mojun ticket kadhale aahe!



Gabbar: Ye haath mujhe de de thakur..
Thakur: Are gap re vedya… ithe kaay aapan paach teen don khektoy?



Director: Tumhala 200 feet unchavarun swimming poolmadhye udi maraaychi aahe.
Actor: Pan mala tar pohata yet nahi. Mi budun jaain.
Director: Chinta karu naka, poolamadhye paani nahiy!
By (anonymous)
on 14 March 2010 12:45:52 AM UTC

 

Drunkard Joke in Marathi Gundyabhau: Lavkar ek peg banav, ladaai suru honaar aahe!
Waiter: ghya saaheb.
Gundyabhau(eka dumaat sampavto): Ajun ek peg de, ladaai suru honaar aahe.
Waiter: ghya saaheb.
Gundyabhau: Ajun ek peg de, ladaai suru honaar aahe.
Waiter: Pan hi ladaai kevha suru honaar aahe?
Gundyabhau: Jevha tu paise maagshil!
By (anonymous)
on 14 March 2010 12:44:54 AM UTC

 

Comedy Beggar Jokes in Marathi Bhikari: tumchya shejarnine pot bharun khau ghatle, tumhi suddha kahitari khau ghala!
Thamakaku: he ghe..Hajmola!!!


Bhikari: Saheb ekhada rupaya tari dya.
Saheb: Udya ye.
Bhikari: Chyayla, udya udya mhanta yaa colonyt maze hajaaro rupaye ataklet!



Ek bhikari sheth Karodimal yaas bhik magto
Bhikari: shethji…mala ek rupaya tari dya.
Karodimal: Changala dhaddhakad distos..kahi kam ka nahi karat.
Bhikari: Mi tumhala paise magitale salla nahi!



Bhikari: Ek rupaya dya taai.
Kamini tyala 100 /- rupayanchi note dete.
Kamini’s secretary: Tumhi tyala 100/- rupaye ka dilet?
Kamini: Mala pahilyadach kuni taai mhatalay na!
By (anonymous)
on 14 March 2010 12:44:40 AM UTC

 
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