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09 January 2010 10:52:32 AM UTC in Hindi Jokes and Shayari

Family Jokes in Hindi


Family Jokes in Hindi is about the lighter side of family life about Maa, Beti, Paa and Beta (Mother, Father, Daughter and Son).

Hindi Family Joke Aap ki beta se meri beti ko saadi dene ka koi prasna nahi aata, oh to JMB(Juari,Matal,Bodmas).
Aapki beti keya pari hai? Who vi to JMB(Jen Motataja Bandori).
By (anonymous)
on 09 January 2010 10:59:47 AM UTC

 

Baap Beta Hindi Family Jokes Bap:ek tasbir to bar dekhle smritishakti bridhi hota hai
Beta: Papa meine is lie ek ticket par do cinema dekhta hu…


Beta: abbu mere ko chocolate khana hai
Kanjoos bap: tu kaun hai?
Admi: ye tumhara bap hai?
Beta: ha.
Admi: yeh tumhara bap hai, ye tumko kisne kaha?


Bap: us ladki keya hai?
Beta: kaun?
Bap: jo chand ki tarah dekh kar kisiko khoj raha hai.


Beta:Baba dunia me kaun sabsi badi vikhari hai?
Bap: Politician, wo vote ke lie admi ki paa vi dhorne ragi rahega.


Bap:humko gyanai bondhu kaun hai?
Beta:teacher o ne.


Bap:kambal chor aur tinchor se farak keya hai?
Beta: dono ne election par jana chata hai.


Radio ki bare mein baat karte waqt…
Beta: Baba, keya hai ye?
Baba:meri to samajh nahi aata hai, rokh lo jara tumhare dada ko phone deta hu.


Beta:koi mokadma ki ray hone se pehle hi Neta log bemar ho jati hai kiun?
Bap: kiun ki chote bela school jane ke waqt bemar hota tha uss lyee.



Beta:Baba,paysa aur sms ki keya diference hai?
Bap:paysa de kar vi sab samay delivery nahi ata hai magar sms
De kar jarur delivery report ata hai…


Baba: maine jo tumhare hometask ki math kara dya tha,kya tum wo tumhare sir ko dekhaya?
beta: ha.
Baba: keya bola hai?
Beta: wo bola, tumhare baap ki vul par tumko kayse pitai karu.



Beta: Baba ye keya hai?
Bap:ye gadhe hai.
Beta:assa baba gadhe kya saadi karte hai?
Bap: ha beta jo gadhe wo hi to saadi karte hai.



Baba:exam kaysa hua, sab prasno ko ans dia to?
Beta:ha sab dia magar 2 prasna par 1 no. track ke badle 3 no. track likh kar aya.

By (anonymous)
on 09 January 2010 10:58:05 AM UTC

 

Maa Beta Hindi Family Jokes Maa: keya; bat hay tum kiun shoes nahi padte ho?
Beta: ek hapta ke bad padunga.
Maa: kiun?
Beta: kiun tum suna nahi first hapta me ektu batha lagega.


Maa:beta,jamai tujhko chithi likhta hai keya?
Beti:na,ma chithi nahi likhta hai. Magar haptah me do tinbar message deta hai.


Beta bari pe uski bibi le ayaa.
Ladki ko dekh kar uski maa bola,ye kaya kardi mere baap ladki ki sharir ki rang kala, uski bad ankhe tera, data vi poka ne khaya.
Beta: fis fis kar kaya bolti ho, jorse bolo wo kaan me vi kam suntan hai.


Maa: tumse ek match anne ke liee kaha tha ana keyaa?
Beta:ha ana hai.
Maa: sab kathi thik hai ki nahi?
Beta: iss lyee meine sab kathi chek kar ke ana
By (anonymous)
on 09 January 2010 10:55:05 AM UTC

 

Maa Beti Hindi Family Jokes Maa beti se kaha
Maa: tumhara future plan keya hai?
Beti: meine maa banugi,study karungi,boyfrnd ko help karungi..
Maa: jo vi karna jara serial maintain karke karna beti.


Maa beti se kaha: beti bada ho kar  tum keya hona hona chahta ho?
Beti: meine ek assi maa banna chahta hu.
By (anonymous)
on 09 January 2010 10:53:32 AM UTC

 
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raghav .
raghav .

cute baby

good morning

11 November 2012 4:00:25 AM UTC

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ANKUSH DHIR .
ANKUSH DHIR .

teacher and student

RAM:My teacher is so religious.

SHAAM:Why?

RAM:because when ever i give her answer she always says"MY GOD O' MY GOD"

30 July 2012 9:03:34 AM UTC

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bhawna khanna .
bhawna khanna .

jokes

Beta bari pe uski bibi le ayaa.
Ladki ko dekh kar uski maa bola,ye kaya kardi mere baap ladki ki sharir ki rang kala, uski bad ankhe tera, data vi poka ne khaya.
Beta: fis fis kar kaya bolti ho, jorse bolo wo kaan me vi kam suntan hai.

02 July 2012 10:53:21 PM UTC

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bhawna khanna .
bhawna khanna .

jokes

Maa beti se kaha: beti bada ho kar tum keya hona hona chahta ho?
Beti: meine ek assi maa banna chahta hu.

02 July 2012 10:52:51 PM UTC

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sourav bansal .
sourav bansal .

BAKVAS

bilkul bakvaas typing.
bilkul bakvas knowledge.
bilkul bakwas grammer.

01 June 2012 10:49:58 PM UTC

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basher .
basher .

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28 March 2012 12:15:12 PM UTC

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raj patel .
raj patel .

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10 March 2012 3:11:28 AM UTC

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Rahul .
Rahul .

jokes

Maa: keya; bat hay tum kiun shoes nahi padte ho?
Beta: ek hapta ke bad padunga.
Maa: kiun?
Beta: kiun tum suna nahi first hapta me ektu batha lagega.

05 February 2012 9:47:13 AM UTC

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Rahul .
Rahul .

it's a jokes

Maa: keya; bat hay tum kiun shoes nahi padte ho?
Beta: ek hapta ke bad padunga.
Maa: kiun?
Beta: kiun tum suna nahi first hapta me ektu batha lagega.

05 February 2012 9:46:03 AM UTC

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sinku gupta .
sinku gupta .
nnnnnnnnn

nnnnnnnnn

Beta: abbu mere ko chocolate khana hai
Kanjoos bap: tu kaun hai?
Admi: ye tumhara bap hai?
Beta: ha.
Admi: yeh tumhara bap hai, ye tumko kisne kaha?

20 January 2012 7:35:45 AM UTC

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kaif .
kaif .

funny joke

mera mcdonalds ke burger par crow ne kardi shit mera mcdonalds ke burger pe crow ne kardi shit par aajkal bhi log kehte hai i'm loving it

16 December 2011 6:05:12 AM UTC

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Aleem.khan0@.com .
Aleem.khan0@.com .

Aleem

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07 December 2011 8:38:26 AM UTC

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ramchandra .
ramchandra .
	 santa-banta

santa-banta

Posted By:ramchandra saini
Date Posted: 30-11-2011

banta-tumse aisi kya glti ho gayi ki tum jail mein ho,santa- meine bank luta.lekin rupees wahi par ginane lag gaya, wahan par likha tha NTER CHODNE SE PAHLE ROPEES GIN LE

30 November 2011 9:27:08 AM UTC

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"manish kumar" .
"manish kumar" .

funny jokes

Ek bar ek aadmi road pe toilet kar raha tha to ek police wala bola ki is sehar me koi pakadta nhai to vo aadmi bola sahab is sehar me khud hi pakadna padta hai

21 October 2011 8:30:25 AM UTC

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Parameshwarappa Kudari .
Parameshwarappa Kudari .

namaskaar sasurji

eka din ghar ke saamane bahuth saare bandar aaye the,ramu ne apani patni ko pukaara'are ho sheela thumari relations aaye hai,dek aavo' sheela bhagathi huyi baahar aayi, ramu ne bandaro ko dikaaya.thab sheela ne kahaa"namaskaar sasurji aayiye aap ke bete ko dekhane aaye"

03 October 2011 8:57:52 AM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

funny jokes

rishta wahi soch nayi....
before marriage
G.f. chand kahan hai
b.f. ek upar ek tum
after marriage
G.f. chand kahan hai
b.f. wo kya tera baap upar lalten leke khada hai.

20 September 2011 3:48:17 AM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

funny massage

ek mulla ji ki shadi nahi ho rahi thi wo dua maangne apni maa ke sath gaye bahan unki maa kho gayi.to mulla bole wah upar wale teri khudai apni to nahi mili abba huzur ki bhi gabayi.

20 September 2011 3:44:03 AM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

massage from imran

sare jheel ke pani ko pee gaye aansu parinde pyase hain unka shikar mat karna humse achcha koi mil jaye to apna lena kasam khuda ki dikhabe ka pyar mat karna.

20 September 2011 3:40:53 AM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

sayari

hum idhar se ja rahe the wo udhar se aa rahe the unke bhi tan pe lal kapde the hamare tan bhi lal kapde the phark sirf itna tha ki unki doli aa rahi thi hum is duniya se ja rahe the

20 September 2011 3:38:49 AM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

massage funny

unki gali se jab mera janaza nikla magar wo na nikle jab unka ghar aaya to mere dost seeti bajane lage rakhkar mera janaza harami use patane lage.

20 September 2011 3:36:20 AM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

pagal

ek pagal bolta hai me taj mahal kharedna chata hu dusra pagal bolta hai me abhi bechna nahi chahta hu
submited by shivam yadav

10 June 2011 1:41:04 AM UTC

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Hum Log Hyderabade hai .
Hum Log Hyderabade hai .

Hyderbabad ka charminar

Kon Kehta hai ke qayamat aye Jab sarai Log maar jaye....Kon Kehta hai ke qayamat aye Jab sarai Log mar jaye....

Bhai Hum Tho Hyderabade hai jakar charminar Par khade hogaai
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17 February 2011 1:22:16 AM UTC

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sumit varshney .
sumit varshney .

santa-banta

banta-tumse aisi kya glti ho gayi ki tum jail mein ho,santa- meine bank luta.lekin rupees wahi par ginane lag gaya, wahan par likha tha NTER CHODNE SE PAHLE ROPEES GIN LE

24 November 2010 8:11:39 AM UTC

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