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11 July 2010 1:23:52 AM UTC in Hindi Jokes and Shayari

Funny Shayari in Hindi


Funny Shayari in Hindi is a collection of some of the most hilarious two line to four line shayari sms in Hindi which are funny to ready and are full of comedy. Enjoy reading these funny Hindi Shayari and send them by sms to your friends and have fun making their day. Enjoy the comedy.

Funny SMS Shayari in Hindi Mana pyar hamara kacha hai,
Par dil to hamara saccha hai,
Aksar to guftagu hoti nahi,
Chalo new year ka bahana hi accha hai !


I am sorry, ek buri khabar hai
Mujhe bhul jana plz me bas do din me tumhe hamesha –hamesha ke liye chod jauga,

Tumhara

2010
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 1:46:23 AM UTC

 

Comedy Hindi Shayari Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao…..
Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao…..
Der na karo,foran bhai bahan ban jaao….

Ek haseena per nigaahe thahri thi,
uski aankhe jheel se bhi gahri thi,
Thak gaya main use I love u kahte kahte,
phir pata chala yaar wo to bahri thi


Chandni raat thi,
nadi ka kinara tha,
Asman me taro ka nazara tha,
premi ne
pyar se
hole se
muskarate hue
premika se kaha.
"Darling.
BIDEE PIOGEE ?


Jis Bus Me Baithi Ho Hashinaye
Us Bus Ke Sise Chitak Hi Jate He
Driver Chahe Jitni Tez Chalaye Bus
Diwane to Fir Bhi Latak Hi Jate He..!


Kyo har mausam ki tarah badal jate ho,
kyo har roj mera dil dukhate ho ,
meri ruh tak kaap jati hai yah sunkar ,
ke,tum BARTAN MANJANE ke SABUN se nahate ho.


2Hijade ek shadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye-Haye main to 1100 lungi.
Dusri boli main to 2100 lungi.
Piche se santa bola abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai....


N,A,M,A,S,K,A,A,R
Zinda ho to 1 SMS bhejo,
Asmaan me chale gaye ho to barish bhejo,
Swarg me ho to Apsara bhejo,
Agar narak me ho to,
Enjoy urself.

Aashiyane hum nahi sajate,
Baagon me phool hum nhi ugaate,
Hamari ek pasand se tut jaynge hzaro DIL,
Isiliye to hum koi ? "GIRLFRIEND" ? nahi banate.
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 1:28:21 AM UTC

 

Hilarious Hindi Shayari Aap kis gum me bethe ho,
Mera ek kaam kar do na,
Meri julfo ko lehra kar,
Ju nikal do na !

Is sadgi par kaun na mar jaye ye khuda,
Ladti hai, par hath me belan bhi nahi hai !

Gf is beauty, wife is duty,
Gf is lovely, wife is pagli,
Gf is wisky, wife is risky,
Gf is rani, wife is paresani,
Gf is mango fruty, wife is kismet footy !

I Like U
I Like U
I Like U
I Like U Very Much
Believe Me
I Really Like U
Kyonki GEETA me likha hai :-"PAAP SE NAFRAT KARO PAAPI SE NAHI"


Subh SMS Sham SMS Din Me SMS Rat Me SMS Ghr Me SMS Ofice Me SMS Jeena SMS Mrna SMS Akhir Kya Hein Ye SMS?
S=Sab Ko
M=Mohabbat Se
S=Satao
ye hein sms

Kya hua jo kar li shadi,
Hamm bhi ab to sehra sajayenge.
Mujhe pata tha wo mere naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab uski chotti bahen ko fasayenge.



Yaad aati hai teri jaagte-sote,
Din katte hain teri khatir rote-rote,
Kaash!tum mere saath yahan hote,
Kam se kam mere kuch kapde to dhote.

Ye sulagta jism,
ye kanpkapate honth,
ye thartharata badan,
ye ladkhadati aawaz,…..
mujhe pahle ho pata tha,tujhe malaria hua hai
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 1:27:39 AM UTC

 

SMS Shayari in Hindi Roshni dekar dub jana koi suraj se sikhe,
Dil dekar dard lena koi hum se sikhe,
Kuch na dekar dil lena koi unse sikhe,
Sms padke Reply na dena koi aapse sikhe..!!


Har samandar me sahil nahi hota,
Har jahaj me misail nahi hota,
Agar dherubhai ka sapna nahi hota,
To tere jeso ke pass mobile nahi hota!!



Aadmi mandir kyu jata hai….?
Kyu ki waha :- aarti hai, pooja hai,bhavana hai, archana hai,
Bhakti hai, vandana hai, aaradna hai, sadhna hai,
Upasna hai Or ye sab dil ko bahut sukun deti he..!!


Tumhari life me
1 aisi ladki ayegi
jo sirf tumhari hogi
tum use behad pyar karoge
tum use kiss karoge
or
wo pass aa kar kahegi
I
Love
You…
Mummy….!!



SMS karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
Hame Lagti hai yeh rasm badi pyari,
Yeh sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi 'Udhari...

Duniya gol hai!!proof chahiye?
Cockroch chuhe se darta hai,chuha billi se,
billi kutte se,kutta admi se,
admi apni GIRLFRND se,
aur GIRLFRND cockroch se.


Ghar usne kya banaya Masjid k samne,
Chahat ne Uski hume namazi bana diya


Sweet socho,
Smart socho,
Accha socho,
Saccha socho,
Pyara socho
i know its
difficult,So i have a shortcut
sirf hamare bare me socho.
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 1:27:06 AM UTC

 

SMS Sher o Shayari in Hindi Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko
Tarranume numayish se aghaa dena….
Jab is ka matlab samajh aa jaye
Plz mujhe bhi bata dena!!

Dost karo collage wali se..
Pyar karo office wali se..
Programme karo pados wali se..
Ankh ladao Sali se..
Love karo dilwali se…
Aur maar khao gharwali se….!!

Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya…!!
Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya…!
Pagalo ke stock me ek naya maal aaya…!

Teri baap ki shaadi hui teri maa se,
Teri maa ki shaadi hui tere baap se,
Yeh bhi koi baat hui yaar,
Ghar hi ghar me shaadi ho gayi…!

Laila ko majnu ka sms nahi aaya,
Laila na teen din khana nahi khaya,
Laila mar rahi thi, majnu ke pyar me,
Majnu baitha tha Sms free hone ke intezar me…!

Aasman humse naraz hai,
Taro ka ghussa behisaab hai,
Wo sab jalte hai kyuki…
Chand se behtar chiz hamare pass hai….!

Bhul se koi bhul hui to use bhul samajh ke bhul jana,
Aur bhulna sirf bhul ko kahi bhulkar hame bhul na jana!!


Hale dil kuch is tarh hamara hai,
Yaad tumhe din me 100 baar kiya karte hai,
Jo na aaye ek din bhi sms tumhara,
Purane sms hi pad liya karte hai….!
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 1:26:40 AM UTC

 

Hindi Funny Shayari SMS Kudrat ne jab tumhe banaya hoga,
To bas confusion ka mahol chaya hoga,
Banana hoga gadha ya Bandar
Fir dono ka combination pasand aaya hoga!!

Dared dil me gum ki kaliya khilti hai,
Ab to tanhai aksar hum se milti hai,
Aap ne band kiya jab se sms karna,
Mobile ki battery jyada chalti hai!

Tum pass aaye ….
U muskuraye…
Apne 32 daat tumne dikhaye…
Dekh ke mera dil foot-foot ke rota hai,
Tum se brash bhi thik se hota hai!!

Jo aasani se mile wo hai gum,
Jo muskil se mile wo hai rum,
Jo kisi kisi se mile wo hai dum,
Jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai hum!!


Lamha –lamha waqt gujar jayega,
Chand lamho me exam aa jayega,
Abhi bhi waqt hai do line pad lo,
Warna pass kya tumhara sasur karvayega!!

Zindagi me tum bahut aage jaoge,
Kyunki tum jaha bhi jaoge,
Log kahege…….chal chal aage ja.

Exam start hote hi rone ka sama hota hai,
Aise mausam me hi to dimag ka dahi hota hai,
Paper me kuch likh nahi pate,
Ye fasana to marksheet me bayan hota hai!!


Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Hawa chale to lagta hai tum ho,
Ab tum hi batao,
Kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho!!
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 1:26:19 AM UTC

 

Hindi Funny Sher o Shayari Ab kamre ki ek-ek ciz check karta hu,
Ek tere aane se pehle aur ek tere jane ke baad.

Wo to aaj bhi hum ko dekh kar muskurate hai,
Wo to aaj bhi hum ko dekh kar muskurate hai,
Lekin unke kambakhat bache hame mamu-mamu bulate hai!!

Din me karoge to sust rahoge , raat me karo ge to chust raho ge,
Roj karo ge to khush raho ge, din raat karo ge to tadrust rahoge!!
Sms yaar!!!

Baat bahut khas mere sath ho gayi,
Kar diya humne ijhare ishq mobile se,
Lakh rupaye ki baat 40 paise me ho gayi!!

Shama ro-ro ke parwane se keh rahi thi,
Shama ro-ro ke parwane se keh rahi thi,
Mujhe rumaal la do, meri naak beh rahi hai!!


Aam pake, angoor pake, mithe ho gaye khajur,
Ek rupaye ki chinta mat karna sms karna jarur!!

Aapki baat he har gali me,
Har ladki ke dil me aapke liye pyar hai,
Ye koi chamtkar nahi he,
Samaye hi kuch aisa hai aaj rakhi jo hai!!

Kiski majal he jo chede diler ko,
Kiski majal he jo chede diler ko,
Gardish me gher lete hai kutte bhi sher ko!!


Na tum chat par aati, Na me deewana hota,
Na tum chat par aati, Na me deewana hota,
Na tum pathar marte , Na me kana hota,
Duniya me bewafao ki kami nahi hai…...


Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo,
Aata hai usha ke sath,
Rehta hai kiran ke sath,
Jata hai sandhya ke sath,
Aur sota hai nisha ke sath!!



Hum gujare unki gali se ajab itefaq tha,
Hum gujare unki gali se ajab itefaq tha,
Unhone feka hum par phool,
Lekin gamla bhi sath tha!!


Collage ki char diwari me ajib sa khel hota hai!
Khel-khel me do dilo ka mail hota hai!
Isliye har saal pappu fail hota hai!!

Ye chand bhi kya julm dhata hai,
Bachpan me MAMA aur jawani me SANAM nazar aata hai!!

Har gali phulo se saza rakhi hai,
Har darwaje par ek ladki bitha rakhi hai,
Na jane kis darwaje se aao ge tum,
Isliye har ladki ko ek rakhi thama rakhi hai!!

Is kadar hum aap ko chahte hai,
Ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai,
U to hum sabhi ko ullu banate hai,
Lekin aap thoda jaldi banjate hai!!
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 1:25:45 AM UTC

 

Funny Sher o Shayari in Hindi Bethe bethe kamre me kar rahi thi press!
Bethe bethe kamre me kar rahi thi press!
Tei yaad aai to jal gayi dress!!
Ji chahta hai hai ki tere najuk hoto ko chum lu,
Ji chahta hai hai ki tere najuk hoto ko chum lu,
Magar tumhari behti hui naak ne irada badal diya!!

Itni raat gaye kyu apni kabra khod raha he galib!
Itni raat gaye kyu apni kabra khod raha he galib!
La faavada mujhe de de!!

Jab kans ko malum tha ki devki ki aathvi santan use maregi,
To use vasudev aur devki ko ek kothri me band kiya hi kyu..?


Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazaro se,
To hum madhosh ho gaye,
Jab pata chala ki unki nazare hi tirchi hai
To hum behosh ho gaye!!

Tum mere dil me aise samai ho,
Tum mere dil me aise samai ho,
Jese bajare ke khet me bhes ghus aai ho!!


Mere marne ke baad jab janaza mera,Uski gali se nikla,
Mere marne ke baad jab janaza mera,Uski gali se nikla,
Wo khidki pe aai aur boli, ye saala bhi tapak gaya!!

Dhoti ne kaha pajama se,
Hum dono bane hai dhage se,
Fark hai to itna ki,
Me khulti hu piche se, aur tu aage se !!



Mere marne ke baad mere dosto aansu nahi bahana,
Mere marne ke baad mere dosto aansu nahi bahana,
Agar yaad meri aaye to sidhe upar hi chale aana!!

Yadi koi aap se kahe ki wo apne dil gehrai se tumse pyar karta hai,
To iska matlab uske dil me upar dusri ladki ke liye jagah book hai!!


Sms kare ge hum ek dusre ko bari-bari,
Hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
Ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
Kyu ki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari!!
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 1:25:22 AM UTC

 

Funny Shayari Jeewan bima wale bhi,
Kitni besarmi se pes aate hai,
Pati ki mout se kya fayde hoge,
Ghanto beth ke uski patni ko samjhate hai.

Wo jab chalti hai to raho me 100-100 ke note bicha deta hu!
Wo jab chalti hai to raho me 100-100 ke note bicha deta hu!
Uske jane ke baad sab wapas utha leta hu!

O burai ke rasgule,
Paap ki barfi,
Bewafai ke ladu,
Matlabi gulabjamun,
Dhokebaaz jalebi,
Jhut ki namak pari!
Tu bahut sweet hai re….!


Shaadiya vailin ki tarha hoti hai….
Madhur sangeet khatam hone ke baad taar aapas me ulajh jate hai.

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha,Zindagi me bade zor se,
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha,Zindagi me bade sor se,
Ab hum pyar kare ge bade jor ke sath,
Kyu ki use kal shaam ko dekha kisi aur ke sath.

Khud ko kar buland itna ki,
Himalay ki choti par ja pahuche,
Aur khuda khud tumse puche,
Ab bata utre ga kese.


Bahu ka pehla aur dusra affaire sun kar,
Sasur na bahu ko mara,
Tisra aur chotha sun kar pati ne mara,
Saas kuch bhi nahi boli…..kyu?
Kyuki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!!

Nahi karti thi pyar,
To mujh ko bataya hota!
Bula ke park me u dhoke se,
Apne bhaiyo se to na pitvaya hota!

Tu chand mange me chand de du,
Tu raat mange me raat de du,
Tu dil mange me dil de du,
Tu jaan mange………
Bas kar kya departmental store samajh rakha hai kya?

Paper ke char din pehle syllabus dekha to gana aaya,
Kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,
Paper ke din paper dekh man tadpaya,
Sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai.


Tum ko dekha to ye khayal aaya,
Tum ko dekha to ye khayal aaya,
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to dusra khyal aaya.
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 1:24:58 AM UTC

 

Funny Shayari in Hindi Teri lovely ankho ne mujhepe aisa effect kiya,
Sabko reject kar maine tumko select kiya.

Maine pucha chand se
Dekha hai kahi mere yaar sa hasi,
Chand ne kaha- abe gadhe itni upar se dikhta hai kya?


Bharat sarkar ne naya niyam lagu kiya hai,
Khoobsurat logo ko desh se bahar nikala jayega,
Tum to safe ho yaar, main kaha jauga.


Kuware logo ki routine –
Somvar ko dosti,
Mangalvar ko pyar,
Budhwar ko shaadi,
Guruvar ko barbadi,
Sukravar ko ladai,
Sanivar ko talak,
Ravivar ko rest,
Aur somvar ko Next.


Me agle mahine shaadi kar raha hu,
Ek choti si party rakhi hai, tum jarur aana aur
Koi gift mat lana !
Bas kisi ko mujhse shaadi karne ke kiye leti aana.

Me sawan hu tum badal ho,
Me normal hut um pagal ho,
Me pani hu tum taki ho,
Me tarjan hu tum manky ho.

Jab tumne tham li hai mere jiwan ki door,
Jab tumne tham li hai mere jiwan ki door,
Fir kyu mange ye dil more, ye dil mange mor.

Aaj wo hum se jannat me takra gaye,
Aaj wo hum se jannat me takra gaye,
Aur hamare muh se awaz nikali,
Fate muh…. Tusi ithe bhi aa gaye.


Jab tum udas ho jao to to,
Aaine ke samne jakar jor se kaho me bahut aakarsak hu,
Aisa bar-bar kaho, is se tum apne dukh par control kar loge,
Par ise apni aadat mat banne dena, kyu ki jhuthe log narak me jate hai.
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 1:24:43 AM UTC

 

Funny Hindi Shayari Par pyar bhara dil tod diya,
Kuch peso ke khatir,
Tum ne sms karma chod diya.

Ye kaun sa jaam tum ne hum ko pila diya,
Ye kaun sa jaam tum ne hum ko pila diya,
Is sarfire ka sara system hila diya.

Aapka har message mere rom-rom me gudgudi peda kar deta hai,
Mera dil jor se dhadkta hai,
Kasoor aapka nahi hai,
Ye mobile hi vibration par hota hai.


Jab jab ghire badal, teri yaad aai,
Jhum ke jab bhi barsa badal, teri yaad aai,
Bhiga me, fir aur bhi teri yaad aai,
Ab nahi raha jata, chatri lota de mere

Ek tum ho jo itne ache ho,
Ek tum ho jo itne pyare ho,
ek tum ho jo itne sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand-sitare ho,
aur ek hum hai jo jhut pe jhut bole ja rahe hai.

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye,
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye,
Karu sms ladkiyo ko, naam tera aaye,
Mar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jaye



Zindagi me tin chiz kabhi bhi aa sakti hai,
Pesa…………mout…………
Aur ……….mera Sms.!!

Kehte hai ishq me need ud jati hai,
Koi humse bhi ishq kare kambkhat hame need bahut aati hai.


Kali se phool banne me kitna waqt lagta hai,
Lehro ko kinare se milne me kitna waqt lagta hai,
Mobile hai to kar do na sms,
Sms karne me kitna waqt lagta hai.

Botal chupa do kafan me mere,
Kabristan me piya karuga,
Jab mange ga hisab khuda,
To peg bana kar diya karu ga.
By (anonymous)
on 11 July 2010 1:24:22 AM UTC

 
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Mohan .
Mohan .

SujiT

Fone mat kiya karo dear.
Mom hoti hai near.
Papa se lagta hai fear.
Isliye SmS karo dear No fear and very clear.
21 November 2012 10:17:58 AM UTC
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ViraaZ  .
ViraaZ .
LOVE YOU TOO

LOVE YOU TOO

Hey, Sony. . Tum kahan chal gayi yar. .
Tumne meri baato ka bura maan liya, aisi khata aur kabhi nahi hoga, ab mujhe realize ho raha hai tum mujhe kitna chahti thi, par meri bhool ki aisi saza to mat do. . Promise karta iske baad se aur kabhi aisi khata nahi hogi. Tum plz aa jao. . Tumhe bata nahi sakta tumhare bina kitna akela ho gaya hu.
I Love You Too. . !
Yours ViraaZ. .
11 November 2012 3:10:07 PM UTC
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MPparamjitkaurgulshan .
MPparamjitkaurgulshan .

Jokes

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye,
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye,
Karu sms ladkiyo ko, naam tera aaye,
Mar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jaye
Ronix urf rohit .
Ronix urf rohit .

Girlfriend and boyfriend

G.f - jaan sakkar khatam ho gaya hai la do na
b.f - darling sakkar ki kya karurat hai tumhare hot hi itne meethe hai
G.f - kal namak khatam ho gaya to mera mut piyoge.
31 October 2012 2:48:03 AM UTC
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Ronix urf rohit .
Ronix urf rohit .

Girlfriend and boyfriend

G.f - jaan sakkar khatam ho gaya hai la do na
b.f - darling sakkar ki kya karurat hai tumhare hot hi itne meethe hai
G.f - kal namak khatam ho gaya to mera mut piyoge.
31 October 2012 2:44:45 AM UTC
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Neeraj kumar .
Neeraj kumar .

चुटकूले

अध्यापिका स्कूल मे राजू से, "राजू यह बताओ कि भगवान राम कहाँ के रहने वाले थे?
राजू; "भगवान राम रोम के रहने वाले थे।
अध्यापिकाः कैसे?
राजूः "मैने एक भजन मे सुना है- -हे रोम-रोम मे बसने वाले राम...!
22 October 2012 2:30:33 PM UTC
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Neeraj kumar .
Neeraj kumar .

रेलगाड़ी

रेलगाड़ी मे लिखा रहता है 'बेटिकट यात्री होशियार` मतलब जो टिकट नही कटाया है वे होशियार हुए और जो टिकट कटाया
वे सब गदहा।
22 October 2012 1:56:37 PM UTC
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Neeraj kumar .
Neeraj kumar .

Joke

Q._aurat aur mard me kya fark hai?
Ans._aurat ek saal me sirf ek bachche ki maa ban sakati hai jab ki mard ek saal me 365 bachche ka baap.
22 October 2012 1:45:12 PM UTC
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Neeraj kumar .
Neeraj kumar .

Joke

Q. Aurat aur mard me kya fark hai?
Ans-aurat ek saal me sirf ek bachche ki maa ban sakati hai jabkh mard ek saal me 365 bachche ka baap.
22 October 2012 1:28:38 PM UTC
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Neeraj kumar .
Neeraj kumar .

Suhag raat

Ek ladki ki suhag raat ki kahani(sayari me)-Aaye the wo late se dil jala diye,
pehle kiye darwaja band phir batti bujha diye,
ab khel khelne lage hath maror kar, phir khelne lage sina tatol kar.
Ek jung aisi chhiri palang par ki gole wali top rakh diye surang par.
Ye tha 9minute ka mazaa ab bhugat rahi hun 9mahine ki sazaa. 9mahine baad hoga ek aisa bishfot jo bharat ke liye bard jayega ek vote.
22 October 2012 1:05:38 PM UTC
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anupama .
anupama .

Joke

kya apko malum hai ki 2 langde football khelte hai......
02 October 2012 11:39:40 AM UTC
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manoj kumar .
manoj kumar .

funny joke

apne dil ke gamon ko dil mein hi chupa lo
godrej ka naya hair dye bas kato gholo aur laga lo
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vikram

vikram

acha sila diya tune mere pyaar ka
yar ne hi loot liya ghar yaar ka

remix
acha kurta siya tune mere naap ka
naap liya mera siya baap ka
08 August 2012 5:52:22 AM UTC
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rushali verma .
rushali verma .

dettol

aap kabhi b dettol se mat nahana
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wo aap ke liye haanikarak ho sakta hai kyuki
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dettol kills all the germs....
04 August 2012 6:21:47 AM UTC
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