Hindi Jokes

Hindi Jokes
ram:-main jis kadki ko maa se milwane gaya use meri maa ne napasand kar diya.
shyaam:- achcha phir?
ram:-phir main ek aisi ladki ko ghar lekar gaya jiski shakal meri maa se milti thi,use mere papa ne napasan kar diya.

ram:-meri patni jhoothi aur waayde se mukarne wali hai.
shyaam:-kyon aisa kya kar diya usne?
ram:-shadi se pahle usne kaha tha main tumhare liye jaan bhi de sakti ho,per ab tak usne jaan to di nahin.

shyaam:-maine shadi se pahle apni patni ko ek baar bhi pyar nahin kiya tha. Tumne kiya tha?
ram:-tum pahle apni patni ka naam batao to hi bata sakta hoon.

ram:-mera beta bhi aapke bete ki tarah naakhon kutarta tha,maine to uski aadat chhudwa di thi.
shyaam:-achcha kaise?
ram:-uske daant todke.

Chintu Hindi Joke
Chintu:-maine 5 sawariyon ke liye bani car kharidi hai.ek use chalata hai aur 4 use dhakka dete hain.

Ram Shyaam Hindi Jokes
ram:-main kabhi bhi apni preika ka bura nahin soch sakta.
shyaam:-chalo phir hum kisi aur ke baare main soche.

ram:-agar main nariyal ke ped per chad jaao engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jaaengi.
shyaam:-phir haath chhod dena to medical college ki ladkiyaan bhi dikh jaaengi.

ram:-aadmi ek kaan se sunte hain aur doosre se nikaal dete hain.
shyaam:-aurte dono kaan se sunti hain aur muh se nikaal deti hain.

ram:-kya tumne us ladki ke ssaamne shadi ka prastaav rakhne ke baad use ye bataya ki waise tum use kaabil nahin ho.
shyaam:-isse pahle main use kehta usne mujhe keh diya.

Teacher Student Hindi Joke
Teacher:- 3 idiots dekh kar hume kya shiksha milti hai?
Student:- jo dil kar vo karo
Chintu:- sir naak bich me nahi aati.

Chintu Pintu Hindi Jokes
Pintu :- mein duniya me do logo ki izzat karta hoon.
Chintu :- dusra koun hai.

Chintu :- suna hai tumhari patni tumhari pooja karti hai?
Pintu :- ha vah jo bhi mere aaje rakhti hai jala ke rakhti hai.

Chintu :- suna hai aapki patni bade khaandaan se aai hai.
Pintu :- aai hai nahi bahut bada khaanaan lai hai.

Chintu :- ek lekhak ne likha hai ki pati ko bhi ghar ke mamle me bolne ka haq hona chahiye
Pintu:- vah bechara bhi likh hi saka bol nahi saka.

Chintu:- mare gaye mera pars ghar per hi chut gaya.
Pintu:- are tum to kahte the tumhara nukar bada imaandar hai.
Chintu :- tabhi to vo mera pers uthakar meri patni ko pakadadega.

Chintu:- jab kabhi mujhe bukhar hota hai me sarab ka adiya leta hoon 1 ghante me gayab.
Pintu :- kya bukhar
Chintu:- nahi aadiya

Santa Banta Hindi Jokes
banta:- swarg main kaun se log jaate hain?
santa:-mare hue.

banta :- aap kya kar rahe ho?
santa:-main apni jeeto ko chitthi likh raha hoon.
banta:-per aap ko to likhne nahin aata.
santa:- to use kaun sa padna aata hai.

Hindi SMS Joke
Pani ko bewkuf kaise banaoge?
Socho
Socho
Socho
Garam karo or roz ki tarah aaj bhi mat nahao.

Hindi SMS Joke
Girl: Agr Mujse Shadi Krni Hai To Tume Har Hfte Mumi Ko 10kg Atta & Papa Ki Car Me 20 litre

Petrol Dlwana Hga

Boy:Acha BEHAN chlta hu Ami Abu Ko Slam Khna.

Hindi Joke
Boy: Chalte chalte Yu hi Ruk Jata hu Bethe bethe yu Gir Jata Hu
Kya YE hi Pyar hai?
Girl: Nahi bhaiya Kamjoori Hai
Chavanprash Khaya Karo.

Comedy Hindi Joke
New style of Proposing :
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Arz hai:
Pani ke bina tu kapde dho nahin sakti !
Mere siva tu kisi or ki ho nahi sakti.

Hilarious Hindi Joke
Opration ke baad mariz doctor se mazak karte hue- doctor kya ab main aap se mukt hu.
Replay- putra doctor to neeche rah gaya main to 'CHITRAGUPT' hu.

Funniest Hindi Joke
Budha aur budhi dono bagal ke flat mein rehte hai.
Ekdin budha budhi se offer kia. Magar dono sab kuch vul jata hai.
Budha ek din budhi ko phone kara ye jan ne ke lie uski ans ha or na.
Budhi: ha bola magar kisko ha bola wo usne vul gaya!!!

Funny Hindi Joke
Train me ek log English paper le kar khub mood pe hai.
Tab ek chapabaj chotobela ki The Cow essay mukhosto bolta raha, sab log uske tarab dekh raha tha.

Zoo Joke in Hindi
Ek zoo me ek Bandar se kela khana dia tha magar wo uski puch par map kar tab khata
Hai,coz ek pazi chokra ek dandi dia tha aur wo operation karke ber karna para.

Monkey Hindi Joke
Ek lady ne Bandar ko badam khane dia magar wo usko dhoya tab khaya,coz ek chokra
Usko cigarette khane dia tha.

Hindi Confusing Maths Calculation Joke
Tin frnd ek hotel me khana khaya aur bil dene ki bad manager tin jonke bill hua 30 Rs. Aur us Se 5 Rs. Return dia.
Tin jan 3 Rs. Vag kar lia aur waiter ko 2 Rs. Dia

Tin logo ki kharach-27 Rs

Waiter : -2
Total = 29 Rs.

Aur ek Rupee kah gaya?

Hindi Joke
Ek ladka ko kuch log nangto kia aur uski land ke picture akaye aur bola jao
Uha ek ladki betha hai uski kach se attested karke le ao.
Ladka gaya:pls attested ki dijie.
Ladki: maine original copy ke bina attested nahi karungi.

Joke
Ek ladka ko samne se panjabi chera aur pich taraf pant chera
Yeh dekh kar ek log pucha, jao darji ke pas selai karo…
Ladka:meine new fashion le aya.

Hindi Pandit Joke
Do pandit jhagra kar rahi hai, kaun bada ye lie
Ek admi ko dak kar bola kaun bada?

Pandit:bolo kaun bada?

Admi:mein nahi janta.

Pandit:kiun?

Admi:mein balu wo bada or ap mujhe marne lagoge yeh nahi hoga.

Hindi Interview Joke
Tin log alap kar rahi hai ek interview mein kuch der ki bad sabko dak de gaya aur e bola gaya ki sob log ek ek jinis nijer pacha mein dhuka denge.

1st person: ek boroi ki bichi bohut kast karke dhuka dia, aur pass

2nd person: woh vi ek mango bahut kast karke  dhuka dia, wovi pass,

Ab 2nd person has raha hai, wo dekh kar 1st person bola kiu has raha ho?

2nd person: dekho 3rd person kathal le a raha hay!!!

Kanjoos Joke in Hindi
Ek bahut kanjoos lok ek baccha ko chocolate anne ki patha hai
Bacha de aya..
Dokandar: tumko to ekdin vi woh kuch nahi dia, tum yuihi de aya?
Bacha: ji na mein chat ke de aya.

Army Hindi Joke
Army ti training camp par
Medical test ki samay ek army ek ladke ko kaha uski pich tarah ja kar
Keya tum cigarette pite ho?
Sir keya mere piche se dhoa ber hota hai?

Joke
Wo pal jab tumko first dekha tha, tum mere dil ko jaga dya tha, jab dusri bar tumko dekha tab little flames hua aur aab tum mere dilko jala rahe ho.

Hilarious Hindi Joke
Doctor:bolo apki husband ki keya problem hai?
Bibi:wo khub durbal hai.
Doctor:usko besi besi karke dud khawan.
Bibi:maine to dudh khane ke lyee magar wo to tipta hai.

Comedy Hindi Joke
Admi:main eek problem le kar problem par hai,keyaa aap bolna paroge wo problem keyaa hai?

Doctor:tumhara problem hai ki ye koi problem nahi hai.

Doctor and Nurse Joke in Hindi
Nurse: aur rogi de kar keya karega? Operation kar ke to sushtho admi ko osushtho kar deta hai aap.
Doctor: iss problem solve karne ke lieehi to aur rogi jarurat hai practice karne ke liee!!!

Funny Doctor Hindi Joke
Ek doctor ke pas gaya Rohan aur dekha 4 dollar ke binimoye baccha valo hota hay.
Rohan: wo keyse?
Doctor: tumhare bibi ko rakh jao aur 4 dollar de jao 4 din ke lie, guarantee hai tumhara
Baccha kala nahi hoga.

Doctor Patient Joke in Hindi
Ek admi bohot bemar tha,uske paribar ke log doctor ke pas le gaya
Doctor: e to mar gaya…..
Patient: bahar ho kar, uski paribar se bola, doctor ne keya bola?
Paribar: chup karo tum to mar gaya, tumhare dafnake ata hu.

Joke
Ladki: Aste lag raha hai.
Ladka:r ektu
Ladki:r parci na to
Ladka:r ektu, dhuk jayega
Ladki:off ki tight
Ladka:dhur tumhara churi tum nije parna.

Rude and Teasing Hindi SMS Joke
1.sa
2.re
3.ga
4.ma
5.pa
6.dha
7.ni
8.sa
Tum tumhare harano porichoi khoj pana chahte ho? To 3&6 line read karo.

Hilarious Husband and Wife Joke in Hindi
Pati:kaha ja rahe ho?
Patni: Jahannam par.
Pati: Thank you,jao.

Pati Patni Joke in Hindi
Patni:meine Babaki ghar mein kitni sukhi tha,tumare ghar a kar meri jiban ses ho gaya.
Pati: keyaa hua?
Patni:keyaa nahi hua? Tumhre pas meine ek diamond ki neckless chaha magar tumhare iss month par pocket khali…

Teacher and Student Funny Hindi Joke
Ek teacher uski dust student ko matha kara raha tha
But uski student very chalu hai, magar padna nahi chahta hai
Teacher: bolo to rohan do kela aur do kela kitne hoti hai?
Rohan: sir….(thingking).
Sonia: vaia bolna math sikha raha hai…

Comedy Hindi Joke
Teacher: pada raha hay shilpa,biplod etc.
Aur ek student bohut der so raha hay, ye dekh kar sir pucha
Teacher: kab se tum so raha ho?
Student: sir, jab se ap shilpa,biplob pada raha tha.

Teacher Student Joke in Hindi
Teacher: ut pakhi ki kitn pa hai?
Student: sir, 3 ta.
Teacher: kachakachi hua, aur is lie tumko puroskrit kia jata hai.

Hindi School Joke
School ki exam mein result hone ke bad
Sabne khoj raha hai first,second,3rd kaun hua hai.
Ek student: 1st.2nd nahi bolna parunga magar jo 3rd hua woh guddi ur raha hai.

Funny Mother and Daughter Hindi Joke
Maa beti se kaha
Maa: tumhara future plan keya hai?
Beti: meine maa banugi,study karungi,boyfrnd ko help karungi..
Maa: jo vi karna jara serial maintain karke karna beti.

Hindi Joke in English
Ek log khana ke waqt uski plate ki sab dike mayel fel raha hay,yeh dekh kar
Ek budha ask kara: kea kar raha ho?
Admi: yeh modern khana hay.
Dudha admi: tum keya modern ho! Mere balad goruta aur vi modern hay.

Scientist Joke in Hindi
Scientist o ne bohot din se chesta jari raha hai “Brain” ke bina ek aadmi koidin bachna parta hai ye abiskar karne ke chesta kar raha hai. Keya tum tumhari mobile no. usko sms kar dega?

Funny Hindi SMS Joke
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Congratulations, tum to 1-10 par gin na sikh gaye ho. Kal A-B-C sikhaunga.

Hindi Father and Son Funny Joke
Beta: Baba ye keya hai?
Bap:ye gadhe hai.
Beta:assa baba gadhe kya saadi karte hai?
Bap: ha beta jo gadhe wo hi to saadi karte hai.

Hindi Judge and Thief Joke
Judge: tum kasam kar vi sach nahi bolte ho.
Chor: sir meine koi jhut nahi bolte hu. Maine chori nahi kyaa.
Judge: to tum kyea karti thi?
Chor: meine dakayti karti thi.

Hindi Joke
Pappu: Mintu tu nahi jante hai, jab meine chota tha meine helicopter se par gaya tha.

Mitu: kyea bolti tu! Tab to tune mar jata tha.

Pappu: keya karu itni chota tha meri yaad nahi hai.

Funny Hindi Joke
Ek admi police se bola kuch der pehle mera watch,mobile hijack ho gaya.
-app chillay kiun nahi help ke lyee.
-kiun ki, agar meine chillay to wo meri sona ki daat dekh leta.