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14 March 2010 12:35:13 AM UTC in Marathi Jokes SMS Shayari and Kavita

Marathi SMS Jokes


Marathi SMS Jokes is a collection of some funny sms, text messages and forwards which are hilarious, teasing and really funny to read and forward.

Marathi SMS Jokes Kal karshil te aaj kar,
Aaj karshil te aatta kar…
Kal karshil te aaj kar,
Aaj karshil te aatta kar…
Are murkh pranya karatach rahshil tar dhunar kevha?



Mulanchya shalejawal “Drive Slowly” asa board asto,
Pan mulinchya shalejawal nasto..
Kaa bare?
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Karan vaahane tithe aapoaap halu chaltat!!



Prem….
1 vel zalyas bholepan mhantat,
2 vela zalyas diwanapan mhantat,
3 vela zalyas pagalpan mhantat,
Ganati jar thambat nasli tar…
tyala kaminapan mhantat!



Tu aaj dhadkan maag, deun takin,
Dil maag, deun takin,
Jigar maag, deun takin..
Hech kaay Jaan magshil tari deun takin, karan…
Charahi movies chya CDs mazyaghari padun aahet!



Sakal tuzi sandhyakal mazi aso
Divas tuza raatra mazi aso
Hasu tuze aasu maze aso…
Ani jevha maran yeil tevha mitra
Kabar tuzi ani tyat pret…
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Hello
mazi ka mhanoon..
tuzich aso!



Krupaya he wachu naka

Nahitar honar


Kay?

Aho tech
Jyala apan ghabarto
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Tech je yaa wayat nehmi hote
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Bagha zalach na
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Time-Pass!



Hya jagi vishwasghatki kami nahit.
To suryach bagha na, yeto Usha barobar,
Rahto Kiran barobar…..
Ani jaato Sandhya barobar!
By (anonymous)
on 14 March 2010 12:42:32 AM UTC

 

Marathi SMS Wait najarene baghal tar..
Saglikade kharabi disun yeil,
Ani changlya najarene baghal tar..
Pratyek sundar stri tumhala bhabhi disun yeil!



Aajcha suvichar:
“Jar tumhi gaadit chadhlat…
Kinva gadi tumchyavar chadhli..
Tar doghe veles ticket tumchech katnaar!”



Tumhi tumchya aayushyat itke pudhe jaa…

Itke pudhe jaa…

Ki tumhi jithedekhil jaal, lok tumhala hech mhantil…

“jaa baba pudhe jaa…pudhe jaa..!!”



Mala tu dilelya dukkhachi tula ashi shiksha milo..
Ki tula jordaar susu laagavi,
Ani kuthe karaayla jaaga na milo!



Ramane dhanushya todle, sitaji chalat ali,
Krishnane basuri wajavili, radhaji palat ali,
Ani amhi nusti shitti wajavili, ti tichya pitashrina gheun ali!



Tya aajsuddha amchyakade baghun laajatat,
Pan tyanchi mulech khup khatyal aahet,
Ji amhala mama mama mhanun bolavtat!
By (anonymous)
on 14 March 2010 12:41:57 AM UTC

 

Marathi Funny SMS Mi tumhala kahi
Sangaychey…

Ti rhudaysparshi gosht,

Te premache 3 shabda…

“Mera Bharat Mahan!”



Lagnachya adhi…

To: Shevti to divas aala..
Ti: Tu mala sodun tar janar nahis na?
To: Mulich nahi, asa vichar dekhil karu nakos!
Ti: Maze chumban gheshil?
To: Ho..!!
Ti: Tuzya ayushyat dusri koni nahi na?
To: Shakkyach nahi!
Ti: Tuze mazyavar prem aahe?
To: Ho priye…!
Ti: Oh mazya prema!

Lagnachya nantar….
Ata haach SMS khalun var vaachat jaa!



tu kutra
tu kutra
tu kutra
tu kutra
tu kutra
tu kutra
tu kutra
tu kutra
tu kutra
tu kutra

Paalach…aajkal chorya khup hotaahet!



Pratyek laal rang Red nasto,
Pratyek mudada Dead nasto,
Kase saangu pan he kharey ki…
Pratyek jan tumchyasarkha Mad nasto!


Jalnarila aag mhatle jate
Viznarila rakh mhatle jate
Tumchyat ji gosht naahiy,
Tila akkal mhatle jate!
By (anonymous)
on 14 March 2010 12:41:20 AM UTC

 

Funny Marathi SMS Eka makdane arshat swatachi chhabi baghitli
Ani aatmahatya karun taakli,
Tu mala vachan de…
Aarsa kadhi baghnar nahi…promise me please!



Eka mansala nadi paar karun jaayche aste,
Pith dalanyasathi….
Saanga bare to kase janar?

Murkha vichar kasla kartoys,

Pith kadhi dalataat kaa?



“Ek divas amhi tyanchyakade gelo, te zoplele hote…
Ek divas te amchya ghari aale, amhi zoplo hoto”
Moral- Karave tase bharave…ha haa haa!



Pratyek samudrala sahil nasto
Pratyek jahajala missile nasto
Jar Dhirubhainche swapna naste tar….
Lucchya-lafangyankade mobile ala nasta!
By (anonymous)
on 14 March 2010 12:40:41 AM UTC

 

Funny Marathi SMS Jokes Kajoo Juice
Apple Juice
Pineapple Juice
Orange Juice
Mango Juice
Ani,
Jo SMS karnar nahi
To…
Kanjuuuuus!



Ek hota raja…
Ani ek hoti rani…
Doghe meli…sampli kahani..
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Khali kaay mudade shodhtaay…sangitlena, sampli kahani!



Lok saangtaat ki premat zop yet nahi…
Are kunitari aamchyavardekhil prem kara,
Chyayla nusti daradur zop laagte!



Collegechya gallibolat veglach khel chalat asto.
Classchya navakhali don dilancha khel suru asto.
Notes chya jaagi lovemail hot asto,
Mhanunach tar dar varshi Pappu fail hot asto!



Jikde baghave tikde tuzech naav aahe
Bhinti ani khambanvarti ekach falak aahe
Varti lihiley most wanted…
Ani khali 50 paise inaam aahe!
By (anonymous)
on 14 March 2010 12:40:17 AM UTC

 

Marathi SMS Jokes Ghoda 5 phutachya dorila bandhlela aahe,
Tar 10 phutavar thevalele gavat kase khail?

Sanga
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Harlat?
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Sanga har manli?
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Ghodyane pan har maanli hoti!



Mitra tech astaat je melyavardekhil saglejan narkaat yeun bhetatat ani tithedekhil mhantaat… “Chalare thodi Yamrajaachi tangdi khechu!”



Panyat whiskey misalal tar nasha chadhte,
Panyat rum misalal tar nasha chadhte,
Panyat brandy misalal tar nasha chadhte,
Chyayla panyatach kahitari gadbad aahe!
By (anonymous)
on 14 March 2010 12:39:31 AM UTC

 

Comedy Marathi SMS Jokes Jevha tuzi aathwan yete, photo baghat basto.
Jevha tuza awaz aikayla mann karte
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Tevha
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Tevha kutryala dagad marat basto!



Shrimati- Mobile,
Patidev- Sim Card,
Doghe milale tar hoto Recharge,
Mulaga jhala tar Incoming,
Mulagi jhali tar Outgoing,
Jule jhale tar Bonus Talktime,
Kahi nahi jhale tar Network Problem!



Prem
Pyar
LOVE
Hya 3 goshti pratyek sanktanvar mat kru shaktat.
Pan ek gosht ya sarvanvar math karte
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Ani ti mhanje
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Aaichi Chapat.
By (anonymous)
on 14 March 2010 12:39:05 AM UTC

 

Marathi SMS Jokes Collection Vadhdivsaachya anek shubheccha….
Tumhala kay waatle
Tumhi sangitle nahi tar
Amhala samajnar nahi
Ki aaj..
‘Animals Day’ aahe!!



Tumchya personalityvar ek sher….
Surya ani Chandra nehmi
sobatach rahtil
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Tu gadhav hotas, gadhav aahes ani
Gadhavach rahshil!
Wah Wah..



I Love u
I Love u.
I Love u.
I Love u.
I Love u ..

ohh..
shitt..

RASNA Bolayla visarloch ki…
I Love u RASNA!
By (anonymous)
on 14 March 2010 12:38:27 AM UTC

 

Marathi Jokes SMS Mazya manachya swayampakgharat
tuzya navachi chul petate
tuzya aathvaninchi daal shijte, ani
yaamulech roj maze bhande jalate!



Ase mhantaat ki tumchya ek hasnyane prattyekjan marto.
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Thoda vel kadhun yana..
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Gharatla undir maraychay!



Tumhala muli aavadtat kay..
Tynchya goshti aikne pasant aahe kaay..
Nehmi mulinchya garaadyat raahaychey?
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Tar mag
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Pani puricha thela lava!
By (anonymous)
on 14 March 2010 12:38:00 AM UTC

 

Teasing and Funny Marathi SMS Joke To: ~
Ti: !
To: $
Ti: ?
To: *
Ti: @

Kahi kalale?
Tula kaay kalanar..

Are te doghe muk-badhir aahet
Isharyanni ekmekanna sangat aahet!

Ata shahanyasarkhe SMS delete kar pahu..

Patkan
Lavkar
Jalad
Patapat
Come on mitra

Jar varach delete karaayla sangitle
Tevha khali ka vachtoyas vedya?
By (anonymous)
on 14 March 2010 12:37:19 AM UTC

 

Marathi SMS Joke He vishwa mhanje ek sanstha aahe jithe…
koni shiknyasathi yeto

koni kamavinyasathi yeto

Pan

Koni premasathi janmala yeto..

Jase Tu ani Mi…Priye!!
By (anonymous)
on 14 March 2010 12:37:02 AM UTC

 

Marathi SMS Ekda Raavanala tyachya kruttyacha paschaatap hoto ani to Sriraamanna maafi maagayche tharaun Ayoddhyela jaato. Prabhuraamachya mahalacha darvaza thothavto. Sriraam darvaaza ughadtaat. Pan Raavan kaahi na bolta vichaar karat ubha raahto…Kasla vichaar bare?
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Kuthlya tondaane maafi maagu?



Viman yeun raahiley bagha..
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Disle?
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Baghitle?
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Buddhu, te nighun pan gele,
Var baghayla pahije hote..
Mobilemadhye kay disnar kappaal?



Kondibala takkal ahe tari to roz saloonmadhye jato,
Ka bare?
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Karan ki

Saloon Kondibache ahe!



Lafdi kara shejarnishi
Maitri kara collegewalishi
Prem kara preyasishi
Jawalik asu dya officewalishi
Jiv laava saalishi,
Ani maar-bolni kha gharwalichi!
By (anonymous)
on 14 March 2010 12:36:48 AM UTC

 

Marathi SMS Jokes Kombdi mhane kombdyala
Chal fer dharun naachu..
Sravan suru zalay ata..
Nidaan mahinaabhar tari vaachu!


Kitti sundar aahat tumhi
lokanchi drusht na laago mhanoon
dolyanvar nusta chashma navhe
tar galyat limbu-mirchi latkavat java.



Mazya inbox maddhe khup jokes aahet
pan te sarva mi tula ekdam nahi deu shakat
tari ha ek joke mi pathvat aahe…
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“Tu sundar ani hushar aahes!”



Raavan dance clubla jaat asto. Pan tyachi pravesh fee itaraanpeksha daspat jaast hoti… Kaa bare?
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Kaaran, pravesh fee aste… ‘Per-head’ Rs. 200/-.
By (anonymous)
on 14 March 2010 12:35:55 AM UTC

 
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marathi funny sms

Aaj Mala Ek Mulgi Disali,
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Ticha Ujava Dola Etaka Sundar Hota Ki,
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Dawa Dola Pan Tyach Dolyakade Baghat hota...
Hasu nakos!
kharach..

15 October 2012 2:29:49 PM UTC

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Ajay Devgan .
Ajay Devgan .

Only For Mumbaikars

Only For Mumbaikars w w w .onlinevyapaar.weebly.com

17 September 2012 7:12:30 AM UTC

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Main Toh Bas Teri Chahat Mein
Chahoon Rehna Sada
Main Toh Bas Teri Qurbat Mein
Chahoon Rehna Sada
Saya Bhi Tera Mein
Hone Na Doon Juda..
Maine Theh Kar Liya

23 August 2012 9:52:14 AM UTC

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sourabhbasarikatti .
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akbarache rajya

sir:akbarane kiti warshe rajya kele?
student:pan noumber 14 te 20

28 July 2012 10:17:28 PM UTC

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sushil sawant .
sushil sawant .

marathi joke

Lafdi kara shejarnishi
Maitri kara collegewalishi
Prem kara preyasishi
Jawalik asu dya officewalishi
Jiv laava saalishi,
Ani maar-bolni kha gharwalichi!

27 July 2012 10:07:52 PM UTC

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sushil sawant .
sushil sawant .

marathi joke

Kombdi mhane kombdyala
Chal fer dharun naachu..
Sravan suru zalay ata..
Nidaan mahinaabhar tari vaachu!

27 July 2012 10:06:30 PM UTC

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sushil sawant .
sushil sawant .

marathi joke

Mulanchya shalejawal “Drive Slowly” asa board asto,
Pan mulinchya shalejawal nasto..
Kaa bare?
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Karan vaahane tithe aapoaap halu chaltat!!

27 July 2012 10:05:17 PM UTC

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One Happy Boy .
One Happy Boy .

Dahi gheta ka ho bai

Akeli thi baithi,
sath me thi tanhayi......
Akeli thi baithi,
sath me thi tanhayi......
Dur se AAWAJ aayi....
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DAHI GHETA KA HO BAI............!

22 December 2011 2:11:51 AM UTC

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