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28 June 2009 12:56:59 PM UTC in English SMS And Text Messages

Teasing Funny SMS Messages


Do you want to trick your friends? Send these rude, funny, insulting and teasing SMS Text Messages and have fun!




Funny SMS Teaser

I am a dog,

U r a flower,

So let me walk over u,

and giv u a shower!.




Hilarious SMS Insult

Scanning ur brain,

10%,

20%,

50%,

100%,

Scan complete,

Ur brain is made up of 2 parts:

LEFT and RIGHT,

The LEFT part has nothing RIGHT,

and,

The RIGHT part has nothing LEFT.




Crazy SMS Teaser

Hello everyone,

Look look look,

How amazing!,

Its no magic,

Its no trick,

Just see how nicely,

a monkey is reading SMS.




Another Funny SMS

U r 100% lucky,

U r 100% nice,

U r 100% beautiful,

U r 100% sweet,

U r 100% Stupid,

2 beleive these lies




Rude SMS

Hello this is ur mobile phone,

There is no particular problem,

Just wanted to say,,

"get me out of ur pocket"

it stinks like hell!!!




Rude SMS Joke

Beauty is not hw u look,

Its not hw handsome u r,

Its not ur figur 2,

Beauty is d inner self,

So change ur underwear daily.




Insulting SMS Joke

Twinkle Twinkle little star,

u should kno wat u r,

And once u ko wat u r,

Mental Hospital is not so far.




Man Woman Joke SMS

God made man and then rested.,

God made women and then no one rested.




Funny Text Message

Next generation,

Neither will we marry ,

nor will we let our children marry.




Funny Txt Msg

Great ppl talk abt ideas,

Avrg ppl talk abt things,

Stupid ppl talk abt others,

Legends never talk; they send SMS.




Rude SMS Message

I sw u on d road 2day,

U were looking so cute,

ur walk so graceful,

My heart started singing:

Who let The Dog Out!.





Comedy SMS Message

When is it actually unluck to see a black cat?,

When you are a mouse.





SMS Insult Message

Look at d world around u,

U will c God's creativity.

Look at the sky,

u will c God's imagination.

Look at d mirror,

U will c God's sense of humor.




Friendship Joke SMS

May our friendhsip turn into silver,

Silver into Gold, gold into diamonds,

And may our diamonds be forever,

Then we will sell fifty-fifty? Ok?.


MY CHILDHOOD HISTORY I KICKED LION'S FACE,





PULLED TIGERS TAIL,





BROKE CHEETAS LEG,




THREW ELEPHANT,





INSPITE OF THESE ACHIEVEMENTS!!!!

THE TOY SHOP OWNER KICKED ME OUT.........





By (anonymous)
on 13 March 2010 10:40:55 AM UTC

 

Rude SMS A rose is alwz a rose whether its in a golden pot or in d clay pot,
Same way u r alwz my friend whether ur frm african forest r frm local zoo!!
By (anonymous)
on 25 November 2009 11:26:54 AM UTC

 

Teaser xsczcoxzcrcxcrzy
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zxcwxcazszctzicznxcgzcx
cuzrcxz
xctxizcmxczexc....



Delete only
"C" "X" &"Z"and read it ...Itz very funny'......

By (anonymous)
on 15 November 2009 8:14:03 PM UTC

 

Rude SMS Three lights
save the Earth from dark
One "sunlight"
Two "moonlight"
Third "you"
My sweet friend
100% tube light..
GOOD night:) sweet dreams:-).sleep well
By (anonymous)
on 14 November 2009 11:21:08 PM UTC

 

Funny Teaser Message Whenever u feel like studying.,
prefer a peaceful room.,
Just sit down.,
Relax.


Take a Deep Breath, SLAP urself and say rascal.Whats this new HABIT...
;-(B-):-)
By (anonymous)
on 14 November 2009 11:18:26 PM UTC

 

ABCD Rude SMS ABCDEFGHIJ
A=Ur'Atractive.
B=Ur'Brillant.
C=Ur'Courageous
D=Ur'Daring
E=Ur'Exellent.
F=Ur'Funny.
G=Ur'Great.
H,I,J=
Hello, I am, Joking........gud evng
By (anonymous)
on 14 November 2009 9:44:40 AM UTC

 

Love Calculator SMS Calculate ur LOVE percentage

Type LOVE [ur name] [ur lover's name]
send to:
ur father's mobile number.
he wil tel ur future. Try it. It's interesting!
By (anonymous)
on 01 November 2009 8:26:59 AM UTC

 

Teasing SMS I saw U on ROAD 2day.
U wer looking SO FINE,
Ur face so DIVINE,
Ur walk SO PERFECT,
my HEART stared singing:
"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT", who who who
By (anonymous)
on 01 November 2009 8:24:51 AM UTC

 
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(anonymous) .
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02 August 2012 8:40:43 AM UTC

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priyam .
priyam .

CUTE LINES...

When ur life is in darkness, pray God n ask Him to free u frm darkness.. Even after u pray if u r still in darkness.... PLS PAY THE ELECTRICITY BILL....

23 June 2012 6:00:43 AM UTC

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danije;a .
danije;a .
fuck u

fuck u

roses are red vilotes are blue im in love but not with u we broke up thouhgt i cryed but it was another guy u told my friends i wasnt a chick i told my friend u had no DICK!!!1

16 June 2012 9:35:33 PM UTC

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jacquliene .
jacquliene .

brilliant

question for brilliant people
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question only for brilliant people u relax

21 April 2012 1:51:30 AM UTC

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jacquliene .
jacquliene .

monkey jokes

monkey ped per kyu sote hai??
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chalo ye tumhara personal mamla hai mujhe kya bus gir math jana

21 April 2012 1:41:57 AM UTC

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isi .
isi .

blah blah

wtf>>>> ahahah

10 April 2012 3:23:11 AM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

Teasing SMS

roses are red
Violets are blue
Frankenstein is ugly
What the he'll happened to you

02 March 2012 4:02:13 AM UTC

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DENNIS .
DENNIS .
Teaser

Teaser

This cat is cat a cat gud cat way cat 2 cat keep cat busy cat 4 cat a cat 20 cat second cat
Now read it without Cat.
prince .
prince .

bull shitt

bull shitt.
bull shitt
bull shitt. this is your home work say it infront of your teacher......

08 December 2011 10:52:37 AM UTC

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kiran varma's .
kiran varma's .

profile

Fill in the blanks;
Name ;____________
10th percent ;____________%
Male/Female ;____________
Now read the words which you have filled from top to bottom.[clearly].It will tell you what you are.

05 December 2011 6:31:51 AM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

teasing sms

these sms r really funny,
i really enjoied them, bring in more
like this,.

13 November 2011 8:53:36 PM UTC

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jmarr .
jmarr .

insult sms

my feelings 4 u no 1 can tell except maybe go 2 hell

23 October 2011 3:54:48 PM UTC

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smiles .
smiles .

hahaha yeah right

guys u r so smart
we fall every time
dont u knw we love u
hahaha
yeah right we can hardly stand u ppl have the time

13 July 2011 12:46:12 PM UTC

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17 June 2011 10:55:25 PM UTC

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christine niveka stephany .
christine niveka stephany .

funny sms

man 1-; i need my 601 money back

man 2-; here is your money

man 1-; i asked u 601 rupees & u r giving me `106 rupees

man 2-; this is the way to give the money backwards
christine niveka stephany .
christine niveka stephany .

funny sms

man 1-; i need my 601 money back

man 2-; here is your money

man 1-; i asked u 601 rupees & u r giving me `106 rupees

man 2-; this is the way to give the money backwards

30 May 2011 4:02:44 AM UTC

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christine niveka stephany .
christine niveka stephany .

ENGLAND

DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF ENGLAND,
E Every
N Nice
G Girl's
L Lips
A Are
N Not
D Dry


I think you'll can understand...........
christine niveka stephany .
christine niveka stephany .

rude sms

there was a meeting in the zoo, everyone was there, but only the monkey & the donkey was not there so everyone was finding,
the monkey was
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Don't be scared because u r not the monkey since I took u to the donkey

30 May 2011 3:49:54 AM UTC

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christine niveka stephany .
christine niveka stephany .

student & the teacher

Q-; why do teachers wear sunglasses?

A-; because their students are bright.....
Shru .
Shru .

Teasing SMS

I Was in an Auto :
When The Driver Said:
"I Love dis job!
'm my own Boss &
Nobody Tells me
What to do it!!!"
Then I Said
"Take Comin Left":-):-)

18 April 2011 2:00:38 AM UTC

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kranthi .
kranthi .

fun


ABCDEFGHIJ
A=Ur'Atractive.
B=Ur'Brillant.
C=Ur'Courageous
D=Ur'Daring
E=Ur'Exellent.
F=Ur'Funny.
G=Ur'Great.
H,I,J=
Hello, I am, Joking........gud evng

31 December 2010 1:28:40 AM UTC

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Lockley18 .
Lockley18 .

roses are red

roses r red
violets r blue
u luk like s***
so go 2 the loo

14 November 2010 2:44:24 PM UTC

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S.Ganesh Babu .
S.Ganesh Babu .

kavithai

Nice Lines:
"Sivapu
Manithanukum
Nizhal Karupputhan...
"Karupu
Manithanukum
Rattham Sivaputhan...
Vannangalil
Illai "Vazhkai"
Manitha Ennangalil
"Ullathu "....!

26 March 2010 7:35:33 AM UTC

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