It was my wife’s birthday and I was very happy. She knew that I usually hated birthdays and the parties and noise that went with it. I was lying on the couch in my pyjamas and enjoying a TV show when she entered the room all dressed up for a party. She asked me why I wasn't dressed yet. I replied, “Why bother??? No point dressing up for a party that will not even last a minute.”. She looked horrified. “You did say it was your thirty second birthday party!”, I defended myself.
#ThirtySecond #Birthday #HusbandWife

A group of professors from the local school of aeronautics were gifted an overnight trip to the nearest city by flight. They were all pleasantly surprised and happily prepared for the trip and boarded the flight. Their air hostess for the day happily announced that the professors would be proud to know that the plane that they had boarded was engineered and built by their very own students. All but one of the professors ran out of the plane. The air hostess was shocked by this lack of confidence in their own students. She was impressed by the professor who had stayed back and went over to congratulate him on his confidence in his students. He replied that he had so much confidence in his students that he knew that the plane would not even start.

#Professors #Student

A teenager went to the local amusement park. He saw a sign that advertised that the lady at the counter had the world’s longest memory. He did not usually fall for such attractions but decided to go and see what she was all about. He walked up to her and asked what she had for breakfast exactly 10 years ago. She replied that she had bread. He found the answer too generic and presumed that she had just made it up. He didn’t visit the fair again until ten years later. He was surprised to find that the very same woman at the fair with the same sign. He walked up to her intending to ask her, “How are you?”. She stopped him at, “How…”, and replied, “Toasted with butter on it”.
#Memory #AmusementPark

A couple who were interested in obscure and different cuisine was always on the lookout for the most bizarre restaurants. They heard much about a restaurant in a city that was miles away from where they lived. 
They travelled all the way to the restaurant in great anticipation of a memorably different experience. They were disappointed to find that the menu looked like any other standard Chinese restaurant menu. They asked the waiter to just bring them two of their best dishes. After a short wait, two covered dishes were brought to the table. The waiter requested that they not touch the dishes. 
The lady watched fascinated as the cover of her dish lifted slightly and she saw two eyes looking at her before the lid went back down again. The man looked at his dish. Suddenly, the lid was thrown off and a chicken ran off from from the dish squawking. They asked the waiter for the names of the dishes. He said, the lady’s dish was Peeking Duck and the other was Chicken Surprise.
#Chinese #WeirdFood