Mike Bernard
More than 11 months ago (13 November 2017 6:09:20 AM UTC) in Funny Jokes

Smart Johnny

Johnny walked into a bank in San Francisco asking for a loan for $7000 dollars. “Well, before we lend you the money we are going to need some kind of security,” the bank teller said. “No problem” Johnny responded here are the keys to my car “you’ll see it, it’s a black Porsche parked in the back of the parking lot.” A few weeks later Johnny returned to pay off his loan. While he was paying it up, along with the interest of $11 dollars, the manager came over, “Sir, we are very happy to have you have business with you, but if you don’t mind me asking, after you left we looked into you and found out that you are a millionaire, why would you need to borrow $4000 dollars?” “Well, Johnny responded it’s quite simple, where else can I park my car for three weeks in San Francisco for $11 dollars?”