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Crazy Tamil Jokes

Some of the craziest Tamil Jokes are available in this collection of kadi crazy Tamil Jokes. Some are really silly ones.

Mokkai
Man: naalai malai varumnu news'la sonnaanga kaettiyaa?
Boy: naa kaekkaley avangathaan sonnanga.
Submitted by s_salih on 11-Sep-2009

IQ School Joke
School'la olunga padikalana poi Madu Mei'nu Solvanga,
Ana Madu Olunga Meiklana Yarum School'ku Ponu Solamatanga.
By Eruma Maadu Mela Irundu Yosipor Sangam
Submitted by Subramani bangalore on 11-Sep-2009

Joke
Santa: indha beerla niram illai.
Banta: indha beerla suvai illai.
Santa: indha beerla thidam illai.
Waiter: goyyale! idhu soda daa...
Submitted by subramani on 11-Sep-2009

Mannar Joke
Amaichar: Manna! por vara pokirathu enru ninaikkinren.
Mannan: Eppadi koorukirir amaichare.......?
Amaichar: namathu padai veerarkal anavarum ore nerathil leave ketkirarkal manna.!
Submitted by ashoklee thenpair on 10-Sep-2009

Kadi
man1: maattai etharkku police stationukku kooptukittu poringa?
man2: Laadam katta than.
Submitted by ashoklee thenpair on 10-Sep-2009

Suriyan
Kizhakke udhikkum suriyan Merkke udhicha epidi irukkum??
-Appavum VERTHU kottum..!!!
Submitted by Prasanna Venkat on 09-Sep-2009

Proverb
Teacher-"Eeathai paarthu ilithadham pithalai"-idhulerndhu unakku enna theriyudhu??
Student-Pithalai sirikkum padiya Eeyam edho JOKE adichirukku nu theriyudhu sir..!!!
Submitted by Prasanna Venkat on 09-Sep-2009

Munusaamy
Un peru ennapa?
-Munusaamy...
Kuzhandhainga ethanai??
-Moonu saamy..!!
Submitted by Prasanna Venkat on 09-Sep-2009

snake
Andha paambukku enna noi yam??
-vera enna,"PUTTRU" noyaam!!
Submitted by Prasanna Venkat on 09-Sep-2009

camera
Photography thozhilil munnera avasiyamaanadhu edhu?
Thiramaiya?
Adhirshtama??
Rendume illa!!
CAMERA dhan..!!
Submitted by Prasanna Venkat on 09-Sep-2009

Super joke
Thozhiye / Thozhaney
Nee Holfboil Sapidum Azhagai Paarthu
Oru Kavithai Thondrukiradhu
Sollava?
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oru ara vekkadu
innoru ara
vekkattai
saapidukiradhey
eppudi!
Submitted by bhuvi on 08-Sep-2009

Dada Joke in Tamil
Rowdy 1: Police kitta irundhu thappikka pichaikaaran maadiri vesam potta namma dada, aen pichaikaaran'agavae irundittaru?
Rowdy 2: Dada tholila vida pichakaaran tholil'la naraya collection aagudaam.

Thalaivar Thondar Joke
Thondar 1: Irundhalum namma thalaivarukku over nakkal.
Thaondar 2: Enna pannar?
Thondar 1: 'Maram nadum' vilavukku vanduttu, aen chedi nada sollureenga endru kaetkaraaru.

Santa Banta Tamil Comedy
Santa: Jakkaradaya illana vera yaaravadhu namma cheque'la kaiyeluthu pottu, panatha eduthuruvaanga.
Banta: Vera yaarum kaiyeluthu poda kooda enbadarkku than naanae ella cheque layum kai yeluthu pottu vachutten.

Kadhal Joke
Husband: Pakkathu veettu Raju'virkku manaivi'kku theriyama rendu kalla kaadhaligal irukkargalaaam.
Wife: Appadiya! Rendavadhu kalla kaadhali yaaaru?

Kadi joke thathuvam
Erumbu ninaicha yar kalai vendumanalum kadikkalam.
Ana yar ninaichalum erumbu kalai kadikka mudiyathu.
Submitted by manikandan on 19-Aug-2009

Teacher and student Joke
Teacher:yenda naan varumpothu mattum kannadi podura?
Student:Doctor dhaan Thalaivali varumpodhu mattum kannadi poda sonnar!
Submitted by Mars on 18-Aug-2009

Mappillai Joke
Maamanaar: Maapillai'kku kulandai manasu endreenga, adhukkaga ippdadiya?
Tharagar: Aen, enna panninaaru?
Maamanaar: Ponnu paarkkum bodhu, "maaama biscottu!!" venum endru tattula vachirunda biscuit packet'ta kaetkuraaru.

Author Crazy Tamil Joke
Man1: Avar thigil kadhai eludhu vaaru saridhan, aana adhukaaga ippadiya...
Man2: Aen, enna pannaaru?
Man1: Paena'la ink oothi eludhuradhukku badhila ratham oothi eludhuraaru.

Teacher Student Tamil Joke
Teacher: A.B.C.D la motham ethana eluthukkal?
Student: 4 elthukkal sir.
Teacher: dai, A.B.C.D mattum illa, mothama sollu.
Student: 52 sir.
Teacher: enna 52nda?
Student: aammam sir, chinna a.b.c.d 26, periya A.B.C.D 26

Teacher: Whats your mother's name?
LKG student: Mummy

Crazy Doctor Joke
Doctor: Aen andha patient whistle adichhu kai thatikittu irukkaru?
Nurse: Operation panna theatre'kku ippam ponum endru sonna vidan avaru cinema theatre endru nenchikittaru.

Doctor Tamil Joke
Nurse: Aen doctor sogama irukkeenga?
Doctor: Innikku madiyam naan operation panna patient erandittaaru.
Nurse: Doctor, innaikku madiyam neenga pannadhu operation illa, adhu post mortem.
Doctor: Appam kaalai'la naan yarukku post mortem pannaen? Nurse: !!??!!??

Thalaivar Thondar Joke
Thondar1: Thalaivar enna, palaya paper kadaikku poi kittu irukkaru?
Thondar2: Naethu dhan makkal kitta irundhu manu vaanginaar la.

cell joke
oruthar thannoda cell eduthukittu dentist'a paaka ponaaru why?



adhula "blue tooth " irukkannu check pannadhan..
By vibin
on 11/12/2009 7:39:29 AM

 

Rain joke
oru paiyan mazhaila nenanjitu veetuku varum bothu tvan thalai veengirukku ..............why?


becoz avan kottra mazhaila nenanjaan
By vicky
on 11/14/2009 9:40:21 AM

 

Joke
Girl:-Oru Azhagana Kavithai Solluda..
Boy :-Unnai Kandadhum ennai marandhen..
Girl:-Appuram?
Boy:-Un thangai'yai kandadhum unnai'ye marandhen..!
By Coppy Shoppy - Aji
on 12/5/2009 8:22:47 AM

 

Bus Stop Joke
Man 1: Sir 53 E poieta?

Man 2: E pochu, ana yathuna E nu na yannalapa.

Man 1: ?
By Karthick
on 11/23/2009 1:39:02 AM

 

Ippadium yosippom
Oru payyan tanikulla viluntuddan,
avanoda body ellam tannikulla mulukiruchi but avanoda thala mattum tannila metakichi,
ennu teriyuma??
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enna avanukku romba thalakanam.
neenga eppadi.
By archana
on 11/30/2009 6:29:54 AM

 
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ARJUNSUBRAMANIAM .
ARJUNSUBRAMANIAM .

mokkai

mottaikku helmet poda mudiyum,anal helmetukku mottai poda mudiyuma
10 November 2012 12:11:45 PM UTC
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Dev .
Dev .

Talent irunda answer pannunga

1 Paiyan 1 Ponnu kita pesikonde

Paiyan sonnan
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I LOVE YOU

Ponnu sonna
6259

Ponnu enna sonna.
Reply pannungge
risha .
risha .

sms poem

tatti parten kottan kuchi,
keela parten karapaan puchi,
eduthu parten setthu pochi,
kile veeten odi pochi.
unga sms yen koranji pochi...
11 August 2012 11:54:05 PM UTC
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varutha padatha valibar sangam thalaivar Rahul .
varutha padatha valibar sangam thalaivar Rahul .

kadhal kavithai

kadhal enpathu mazhai madhiri'

ninainjal sandosham

ninainja piragu jaladhosham
23 May 2012 2:20:29 AM UTC
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SKS .
SKS .

thats life

panam irrunthal iranthupona kathalukuda "tajmahal" kattalam.
panam illai endral uirodu irrukindra kathaluku "thali" kuda kattamudiyathu
06 February 2012 7:19:34 AM UTC
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SKS .
SKS .

Love pain

PENGAL,maruvadam potta ATTAI poochigal
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BONES
06 February 2012 7:12:45 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

Love pain

PENGAL,maruvadam potta ATTAI poochigal
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BONES
06 February 2012 7:05:23 AM UTC
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nnnppp .
nnnppp .

eruma madu n.n.p.p.m.p.m.n.

yanaku oinnuim theiyathu sorry. ithuku mela solrathuku ethuvum illa. by lazy groups
23 January 2012 2:59:27 AM UTC
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Krish .
Krish .

surprise

Kid : amma enaku thambi venum.
Mom : ipa mudiadu pa.
Kid : Yen???
Mom : Appa foreign poi irukaruda.
Kid : paravala ma Appaku nama surprise kudukalam.
Mom : Neyea appaku surprise da kanna.
hihu .
hihu .

super joke

pakathe vitte kari kanne adichala
aen...
avaleke kanne terivilai...
06 December 2011 2:04:55 AM UTC
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varsh .
varsh .

blade joke:

oru cazla oru obidient student irundhanam avan teachers pechu kekara payyanam( note this point ur honour :P:P:P)
......oru naal....
avanga missu ovoru studentaiyum attendance orderla
"next student be ready"nu sollikite vandanga.....
avan pera sonnathum avan schoola vitu nera barukku ponnan.......
yen theriyuma??????????


teacher sonnangala "BEREADY"nu adhaan kilambitaanam....... evolavu obidient studentla!!!!!!!!!!!!
விகடகவி விஜயன் .
விகடகவி விஜயன் .

ஊதிய காதல் சங்கு ஊதிய காதல்

"உன் அண்ணன் மேஸ்திரி என்பதை
"ஏன் மறைத்தாய் என் அன்பே?
கோவளக் கரையில் நாம் கொவில் கட்டி ஆடியதற்கு
வேளச்சேரியில் வீடு கட்டி விளையாடிவிட்டான் உன் தமையன்
என் உடலெங்கும் வீங்கியதே
உன் இதழ் முத்தம் வாங்கியதால்
இரு காதிலும் சங்கு சத்தம்
இது தொடர்ந்தால் சங்குதான் மிச்சம்!
எனக்கு சங்குதான் மிச்சம் !
எனக்கு சங்குதான் மிச்சம்!"
11 July 2011 7:41:30 PM UTC
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rumman akkaraipattu .
rumman akkaraipattu .

ajith

ajith'uku pudicha kari...
Thala kari...

(SMS PRIYAN)
25 June 2011 11:45:03 AM UTC
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KRISH  .
KRISH .

jokes in cricket

Ponting(AUS):2011 worldcup la atleast cup avathu vanganum.
Smith(SA):Intha murayavdhu cup namaku sondhamaganum.
Shakib(BAN)&Chigumbura(ZIM):dai neenga veelthuradhu oru veerana illa pulu poochiya ungalukhu cup ill man of the series kooda illa
Dhoni(IND):Dai cup mattum illa man of the match , man of the series ippadi edhu melayavadhu kaiya vacheenga angaye adha pudungikuvom.
24 February 2011 7:13:56 PM UTC
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