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14 March 2010 12:15:55 AM UTC in Marathi Jokes SMS Shayari and Kavita

Family Jokes in Marathi

Family Jokes in Marathi is a collection of funny and hilarious jokes that happen in a family and other day to day life.

Family Jokes in Marathi
Chingichi Molkarin dhavat yeun tila sangte….
Molkarin: Taisaheb, baaher khup gondhal maajlay…shejaarchya 4 jani milun tumhcya saasubainna maarhan karat ahet.
Chingi molkarnibarobar taabadtob gacchivar jaate ani varun gupchup tamaasha baghu laagte.
Molkarin: Taisaheb, tumhi madat karaayla naahi jaanar?
Chingi: Naahi…tyasaathi tya char janich pursha aahet!



Ek mobile repairing karnara hiwtaapane kudkudat asto. Tyacha mulga doctoranna bolavnyasathi phone laavto.
Mulga: Doctorsaheb kay zale mahit nahi, pan Tatya sakalpasun vibration modevar aahet!



Ek navkavi aaplya mitranmaddhe gappant rangun gela hota ani anekda baaykocha saangava aalyavarsuddha ghari jaaina. Tevha baaykone mulabarobar nirop pathavla, “aai gharatli sagli raddi vikayla kadhtey!”…kavi mahashay dhavatach ghari aale.



Raghunana aaplya bhavi sunela prashna vichartat, “muli, tula wachanacha chhand aahe ka?”
Mulgi: Ho tar..mi khup wachan keley!
Raghunana: Sang baghu konkonti aitihasik, pauranik pustake tu vachlit?
Mulgi: Mazi…chhatrapati shivaji, Ranapratap, Shur Bajiprabhu, Vir Savarkar, Ramayan, Bhagwadgita vachun zaliyat, Mahabharat tevdhe rahiley te tumchya ghari aalyavar suru karen!
By (anonymous)
on 3/14/2010 12:16:31 AM

 

Family Jokes
Chimanravankade tyancha durcha ek chikat paahuna 2 divsansaathi aali. Pan mahina zala tari paahunyacha mukkam halnyache lakshan disat navhate. Tevha tyanna janyachi aprattyaksha suchna det Chimanrao mhanale
Chimanrao: Tikde tumchi baiko-mule aathvan kadhat astil.
Pahune(Miskiline): Are ho, kharech ki! Aajach taar karun tya sarvanna ikdech bolaun gheto!


KG cha mulala ganitachya paperat 0 marks milale.
Vadil (ragane): He kay aahe?
Mulga: Pappa, Shikshkanjawalche STAR sample hote mhanun tyani MOON dila



Mulga: Pitaaji, baaher kaahi lok swimming poolsathi chanda magtahet.
Seth Karodimal: Harkat nahi beta…tyanna ek lota paani deun taak!



Navyanech lagna zaaleli Chima B.Ed. chya parikshet pahilya divisionmaddhye yete. Ticha navra aanandachya bharaat tyachya saasrebuanna SMS karto: Tumhci mulgi bed madhye first class aaliy!



Anna: kay re Bandya itke kami karks? Don-char thapda lagaavlya pahijet!
Bandya: Ho Anna, chala mi tya masteranche gharsuddha paahun thevley!



1970 varshatil mulgi mhanate.
Chingi: Aai mi jeens ghalu ka?
Aai: Nako, lok kay mhanatil!
2010 varshatil mulgi mhanate.
Teena: Mammi mi mini skirt ghalu ka?
Mammi: Ghaal baai ghaal…kahi tari ghaal!



Rangutatya ratri machchhardani laun jhopatat.
Achanak ek kajawa yeto.
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Rangutatya: ghya… ha machchhar mala torch gheun shodhtoy!
By (anonymous)
on 3/14/2010 12:20:08 AM

 

Family Jokes Collection in Marathi
Bhangarwala: Baisaheb gharat kaay juna, purana, lokhand, patra asel te deun taka chatkan. Changla bhav deto.
Bai: aaj nako, udya ye……te ghari nahiyat!



Anna: Chhaganrao hospitalmaddhe admit zale aahet!
Damodarpant: Bhaltech kaay saangta? Kaalach mi tyanna Taj hotelmaddhe eka sundar porisobat paahile.
Anna: Hona.. ani he tyanchya dharmapatninesuddha paahile…Mhanoon tar te hospitalmaddhe aahet!



Ek bai hatat bharpur saman gheun babagadi chadhavarun dhaklit hotya. Te pahun eka sabhya manushyane gadi dhakalnyat tyana chadh sampeparyant madat keli.
Bai: “Majha ghar aalach bagha…..tumhi chaha ghetat kay?
Manushya: “Ho, dilat tar anadane!”.
Bai: “Nahi mhatal chaha gheta mhanun tumhala evdhyasha chadhane dhap lagaleli disate. Nehemi dudh ghet ja!”



Johney: “Baba, tumhi Egyptla kadhi gela hota ka?”
Baba: “Nahi…ka?”
Johney: “Mag tumhala hi mummy kuthe sapadli?”
By (anonymous)
on 3/14/2010 12:17:06 AM

 

Jolly Marathi Jokes
Damuanna(tyanchya natvala): Pintu, lavkar lapun ja…tuzi teacher ikdech yetey!
Pintu: Aajoba, tumhich lapa….tumcha mrutyu zalyache saangun mi shaaletun sutti ghetli aahe!



Chintu: Pappa tumhi khup mothe pahilwan aahat, pan samja tumhi junglatun jaat aahat ani tumchya samor vaagh aala tar tumhi kaay karaal?
Khashaba: Beta mi kaay karnaar, je kaahi karaaychey te to vaaghach karnaar!



Mummy: Beta, khup raatra zaliy ani tu ithe gacchivar kaay kartoys?
Bablu: Mummy mi chandrala baghtoy!
Mummy: Beta, ardhi raatra zaliy, aata khali ye pahu ani chandrala dekhil saang tuzya ghari jaa mhanoon!



Damuanna ekda junglatun jaat astana watet ek Chudel tyanna adavte..
Chudel: Ha Haa Hoo Hoo, mi chudel aahe!
Damuanna(dhitaaine): Maahit aahe…tuzi ek bahin mazya ghari aahe!
By (anonymous)
on 3/14/2010 12:18:31 AM

 

Marathi Jokes
Khali padleli chocolate Chintu uchalnaar itkyat tyachi Aai saangte, “Chintu, khali padleli vastu uchlu naye baal! Aapan baajaaratun dusri chocolate aanu.”
Kaahi divsaani Chintu tyachya Aai-Vadilanbarobar baajarat jaat astaana tyache Vadil paay ghasrun padtaat. Chintuchi Aai madatisaathi pudhe haat karnaar tevha Chintu bolto..

“Mummy, tuch saangitle hote khali padleli vastu uchlu naye. Aapan baajaaratun dusre puppa aanu!”



Aai: Aaj shaalet kaay shiklaas tu?
Pintu: Lihave kase!
Aai: Mag tu kaay lihiles?
Pintu: Mala mahit nahi, tyanni ajun mala vaachne shikavle nahiy!



Pintu: He Devbappa, Mumbaila Bhartachi rajdhani banav!
Aai(kutuhalane): Pan kare Pintu?
Pintu: Karan mi parikshet papermadhye tase lihiley!



Pintu: Mummy hya veli aapan saggle fataake hya storemadhun gheu.
Mummy: Are bala, pan he mulinche hostel ahe!
Pintu: Pappa tar mhantaat ki saglya fulzadya ithech astaat!



Saasubai: Waah sunbai, aajcha chaha khup zakaas kelaas!
Sunbai: Ho, kharech? Pan maanjarine doodhala tond laavle naste tar ajun khup zakaas watla asta!
By (anonymous)
on 3/14/2010 12:17:44 AM

 

Family Marathi Jokes
Bandu English lesson path karat asto.
Bandu: ‘My head’ mhanje masterche doke.
Baba: Are ‘my head’ mhanje majhe doke.
Bandu: Bare baba, ‘my head’ mhanje shalet masteranche doke ani ghari babanche doke!



Pappa: Dukanatun asa aarasa aan ki tyat majha chehara changla disel.
Chintu: Pappa mi khoop dukane baghitali pan pratyek aarashat mala majhacha chehera disat hota.



Dusritla Pappu shaletun dhaapa taakat ghari yeto…
Pappu: Pappa…mi udyapasun shalet jaanaar nahi!
Pappa: kaare baala, kay zale?
Pappu: Aaj shalemaddhe aamche vajan kele!
Pappa: Accha…mag tyacha shalet na jaanyashi kay sambandh?
Pappu: Aho aaj aamche vajan kele, udya amhala vikun pan taktil!



Sasu(Sunela): He bagh sunbai! Parkya mansaansamor nehmi padar gheuanach yaayche! Mi bagh.. evdhi mhatari jhali tarisudha padar ghete.
Sun: Thik aahe Sasubai! Mi pan tumachya sarkhi mhatari hoil tevha padar ghet jaail… chehryachya surkutya lapawala!



Ek gruhasth Bablula vicharto…
Gruhasth: Aai kashi aahe?
Bablu: Bari aahe.
Gruhasth: Bahin kashi aahe?
Bablu: Bari aahe.
Gruhasth: Baba pan barech astil?
Bablu: Nahi…baba ekach aahet!


Aai: Bablu, chori karne waait gosht aahe baal. Choriche phal kadu aste.
Bablu: Pan aai, mi tar aamba chori karun khalla…mast god waatla!


Cricketercha mulga: Kamaal aahe… Pappa sixer var sixer marat aahet!!
Mulachi aai: Are beta, ti tar jaahirat aahe!
By (anonymous)
on 3/14/2010 12:19:20 AM

 

Family Jokes in Marathi
Timbunanachya gharaacha darwaza konitari jorjoraat thokat asto. Te darwajyajawal jaaun mhantaat…
Timbunana (ragane): Kon aahe gaadhvaacha?
Chintu: Baba mi aahe!



Pinki: Baba ek mulaga mala roj roj I love U mhanato kay karu?
Baba: Pinki beta tyachyashi lagna kar…tula ayusshyat nantar kadhi punha tase mhananar nahi!



Pandu Hawaldar: He kay itake kami marks? Aajpasun tujhe T.V paahne, khelane, Cinema, firne saggle band!
Bandu: He ghya baba 25 Rs….ani kahi na bolta prakaran dabun taka!



Chintu: Mummy Mummy, tu Pappanna A.G. ase ka mhantes?
Mummy: Karan beta saglyansamor mi tyanna Are Gadhva ase mhanu shakat nahi mhanun!



Chintu: Pappa mi itka motha kevha hoin mhanje mi mummyla na vicharta gharabaher jaau shaken?
Pappa(Usasa takaun): Beta, itka motha tar mi dekhil nahi zaloy!



Eka mulala tyache pappa asa robot anun detat ki jo khot bolalyananter chapat marato.
Mulga: Pappa, aaj mala bare vatat nahiye, me shalet janar nahi. (Chapat baste…Chatak!)
Pappa: Tu khote boltos. Mi tujhya vayacha astana kadhich khote bolalo nahi. (Chatak!)
Mumma: Kay jhale?
Puppa: Ha Chintu khote bolato.
Mumma: Shevati tumchach mulga aahe. (Chatak!!)



Chingi: Mummy swayampak kasa kartaat?
Mummy: Chingi, tula hajaar vela saangitley ki tuzya pappanchi kaame mala vicharu nakos!
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Ek navkavi aaplya mitranmaddhe gappant rangun gela hota ani anekda baaykocha saangava aalyavarsuddha ghari jaaina. Tevha baaykone mulabarobar nirop pathavla, “aai gharatli sagli raddi vikayla kadhtey!”…kavi mahashay dhavatach ghari aale.
10 May 2011 8:06:13 PM UTC
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