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21 February 2010 3:42:18 AM UTC in Marathi Jokes SMS Shayari and Kavita

Friends Jokes in Marathi

Friends Jokes in Marathi is a collection of funny to read jokes about friends, friendships and dialogs between friends.

Comedy Marathi Friends Joke
Chintu: Tula papad ani thappad yaatla farak mahit aahe kay?
Pintu: Nahi.
Chintu: Mag khaun bagh, lagech kalel!
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:45:04 AM

 

Friends Joke in Marathi
Jagan: Chala apan chess khelu.
Chhagan: Tu chal me sport shoes ghalun yeto.
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:43:21 AM

 

AC Joke
Chhagan: Are mitra Baban…maze pakit gharich raahile….1500 rupaye dena!
Baban: Mitra Chhagan…are mitrach mitrachya kami yeto… he ghe 20 rupaye, rikshaw kar aani pakit gheun ye!
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:49:47 AM

 

Car Joke
Changu: Are Mangu gaadicha veg itka ka vaadhavlays?
Mangu: Are Changu gaadiche break fail zaaleyt, kahi apghat honyaagodar apan ghari lavkaraat lavkar pohochlele bare!
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:51:53 AM

 

Cycle Joke
Sampatrao: Tumchi cycle rastywar kashi chalate?
Ganpatrao: Ghanti sodun baki sarvach parts waajtaat!!!
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:50:19 AM

 

Moonlight Joke
Don maitrini ekmekanshi gappa marit hotya.

Pahili: Kal ratri mi mazya priyakaraabarobar chandanya ratrit firaayla gele hote. Mast tipur chandne padle hote ani pornimechya chandracha itka lakkha prakash padla hota ki tyat kunihi ekhade vartamanpatra sahaj wachu shakle aste!

Dusri(Utsuktene): Wachanache jaaude ga, pan tuzya priyakaraane kaay kele te aadhi saang!
Pahili: To tar paperach wachat basla hota!
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:42:51 AM

 

Funny Friends Joke
Sadoba ani Ganoba shetatun ghari partat astat. Watet smashaan lagte ani andhar daatlela asto. Doghe ghatkabhar tethe thambayche tharavtat.

Sadoba: Are Ganoba..aapan divasbhar raab raab raabto ani ghari vitbhar jaaget kase tari raahto ani he mudade bagh kaahi na karta ithe kase aaramat aapaplya kabrit zopun aahet!

Titkyat sagle mudade kabritun khadkan uthtaat ani eka suraat boltat…
Mudade: Ka nahi zopnar? Hi jaaga aamhi jiv deun milavili aahe!
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:43:07 AM

 

Friend Marathi Joke
Chintu motorcyclevarun jaat asto tevha tyacha mitra Dagdu rastyat bhetato.
Chintu: Kaayre Dagdu..tula lift pahije ka
Dagdu: Naahire..majha ghar ground floorla aahe!
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:45:53 AM

 

Humorous Joke
Chhagan: Are ti bagh ti mulgi saarkhi mazyakade baghun hasat aahe.
Baban: He tar kaahich naahi. Jevha mi tula pahilyanda bhetlo tevha tuze tond paahilyavar mala 3 divas saarkhe hasaayla yet hote!
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:48:27 AM

 

English Joke
Nirmalabai ani Jamunabai doghe maitrini ekmekanshi aplya mulanvishai gappa marit astat.
Jamunabai: Maza bittu English khup jalad bolto.
Nirmalabai: Hoka..bittu beta, jara bilun daakhav bare.
Bittu: English, English, English, English, English, English…..
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:48:41 AM

 

Marathi Joke
Pintu: Tula mahit aahe ka majhe vadil eka botane 10 lokanna uchalu shaktat.
Tinku: Are wah! Te kase kay?
Pintu: Are yar majhe vadil liftman aahet.
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:50:08 AM

 

Tailor and Dentist Joke
Chintu: Tuze Pappa tar tailor aahet mag tuza shirt faatlela kasa?
Pintu: Sharamechi gosht tar hi aahe ki tuze Pappa dentist ahet ani tuza bhau daatavina janmala aala!
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:42:33 AM

 

Stupid Joke
Dhondu ekda Pandula ghari mejwanisathi bolavto. Pandu jevha Dhonduchya ghari pohochto tevha gharala kulup aste ani darwajawar lihilele aste ‘Mi tula murkh banavile!’ Pandu hushari daakhavto ani khali lihito ‘Mi tar aaloch navhato!’
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:43:32 AM

 

Friends Joke
Chintu: Kaal dupaari maze Puppa vihirit padle, khup laagle tyanna, saarkhe ordat hote.

Pintu: Asse hoy…mag aata te kase aahet?

Chintu: Thikach astil…kaalpasun vihiritun nantar aawajach aala nahi!
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:43:45 AM

 

Joke
Ramesh: Are Umya.. ti mulagi bahiri aahe watate. Mi kahi bolato ti kahitarich saangte.

Umesh: Kay saangte Ramya ti?

Ramesh: Mi tila mhatale I love you, tar ti mhanali ki mi kalach navin sandles aanli aahet.
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:44:01 AM

 

Computer Joke
Chhagan: Mala pan tuzyasarkhe computer shikaychey!
Mohan: Tu computer shikun kay karshil, tula tar nusta mouse dekhil pakadta yet nahi!
Chhagan: Jar mi mouse pakden tar mag manjri kay kartil?
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:47:25 AM

 

Fan and Candle Joke
Don vede tyanchya kholit gappa marit astat. Achanak light jaate.
Pahila Veda: Are mitra, kamit kami pankha tar laav!
Dusra Veda (hasat): Are pankha lavla tar menbatti nahi ka viznar?
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:47:37 AM

 

A friend in need
Chhagan: Are mitra Baban…maze pakit gharich raahile….1500 rupaye dena!
Baban: Mitra Chhagan…are mitrach mitrachya kami yeto… he ghe 20 rupaye, rikshaw kar aani pakit gheun ye!
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:49:38 AM

 

A Lie
Pandu: Yaar Dhondu, mi tharavley ki aajpasun kadhi khote bolnaar nahi.
Dhondu: Are Pandu, tya Chingicha baap tula shodhat yetoy!
Pandu: Dhondu, tyala saang mi gaavakade geloy sheti baghayla.
Dhondu: Pan tu tar aattach bollas ki kadhi khote bolnaar nahi mhanoon.
Pandu: Dhondiba, mi khote bolat nasen, pan tu tar bolu shakshilki!
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:51:04 AM

 

Funny and Comedy Joke
Chandusheth (mitrala): Ratri mi ghari yet astana eka gundaane mala chaku daakhaun lutle.
Mitra: Are pan tuzyajawal nehmi pistul aste na?
Chandusheth: Are te mi lapaun thevle hote, nahitar te pan chorila gele aste!
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:44:13 AM

 

Tiger Joke
Sadoba ani Gyanba ekda junglatun jaat astana tyanchyasamor waagh yeto. Sadoba chaplaai karun waaghachya dolyat dhul fekto ani paltana

Gyanbala ordun sangto, ‘Gyanba, pal lavkar!’
Gyanba (jaagche na halta): Mi kashala palu, dhul tu fekliy!
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:44:29 AM

 

Joke between Friends in Marathi
Pandu: Ti porgi kitti sundar distey!
Dhondu: Mala tiche naav mahitiye!
Pandu: Kay naav aahe tiche?
Dhondu: Ti banket kaam karte ani tichya counterla tiche naav lihile hote ‘Chaalu Khaate’!
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:44:49 AM

 

Nice Marathi Joke
Nandu: Chandu sang bare! 10 lakh rupaye jawal aahet asa manus adhik sukhi asel ki 10 mule asnara manus?

Chandu: 10 mule asnara manus adhik sukhi nakkich raahnaar. Karan, ankhi mule assavit ase tyala kadhi vatnarch nahi.
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:45:36 AM

 

Coffee Shop Vs. Wine Shop Joke
Vamanrao: Coffee shop ani Wine shop yaat kaay farak aahe?
Chhaganrao: Coffee shopne premachi suruvat hote ani shevat wine shopne!
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:46:14 AM

 

Friends Joke in Marathi
Pintu: Japanche rashtrapati he chandichya bladene dadhi karatat. Amerikeche rashtrapati he sonyachy bladene dadhi karatat. Tar Indiache rashtrapati kashane dadhi karatat?
Chintu :- hiryachya bladene dadhi karatat.
Pintu: Nahi… chuk, Indiachya rashtrapatila tar dadhich nahi. Tya tar mahila rashtrapati aahet!
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:48:01 AM

 

Railway Joke
Ek railway baryach velanantar chalu zali…
Amar: Jayho Bajrang Balli!
Abdul: Hae Ali, bala tali!
Anthony: Are Balli ani Ali, railway aapli nahi baajuwali challi!
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:48:15 AM

 

Joke
Gotya scheme aslelya eka batliche jhakan punha punha ughdun pahat asto.
Babali: Kay baghtoys?
Gotya: Hya jhaknamadhe lihile aahe "Try Again."
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:49:56 AM

 

Hilarious Joke
Changu: Tuzya gaadiche naav kaay?
Mangu: Mi naav visarlo pan kadachit ‘T’ ne suru hote.
Changu: Arecchya..aflaatun gaadi aahe, Tea ne suru hote. Mazi gaadi tar petrolnech suru hote!
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:51:41 AM

 

Writing Letter Joke in Marathi
Dhondu: Kay kartoys?
Pandu: Eka mitrala patra lihitoy!
Dhondu: Pan tula tar lihita yet nahina?
Pandu: Tyalasuddha kuthe vaachta yete!
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:52:08 AM

 

Friends Jokes in Marathi
Tatya: Doctoranni mala vishwasane sangitle hote ki don haptyat mi khankhanit bara houn swatahachya paayavar chalu shaken.
Bapu: Asse hoy…mag tase karu shaklet ka te?
Tatya: Hona, tyanche bill chukavata chukavata mala mazi gaadi vikavi lagli!


Chhagan: Kaal mi Mallikashi phonevar bolalo!
Jagan: Are waa, chhan....mag ti kaay mhanali?
Chhagan: Ti mhanali- wrong number!


Chintu: Eka paaline gaane gaaile tar baaki saglya paali khali jaminivar padlya…Sang ka bare?
Pintu(khup vichar karun): uhu ..nahi mahit..tuch saang!
Chintu: Karan baki saglya paalinni tyasaathi taalya vajavlya mhanoon…!


Ramesh: Mazya preyasine ashi magni keli jyamule mi tila sodun dile.
Dinesh: Pan tichi magni tari kay hoti?
Ramesh: Lagnachi!


Chintu: Ekda mazya angavarun scooty geli, pan mala kahich zale nahi.
Bandu: He tar kahich nahi…ekda mazya angavarun viman gele, tari pan mi vachlo!


Bablu: Tula English yete kay?
Chintu: Ho tar!
Bablu: Accha, mag sang baghu ‘Naag Panchami’ chya viruddh kay hote?
Chintu: Khupach soppe ahe… ‘Naag don’t Punch Me’!


Damuanna: Kal ratri mazi bayko warli. Mi radnyacha praytna kartoy pan aasuch yet nahit…kay karu?
Chimanrao: Kalji karu nakos…fakt kalpana kar ki ti parat yetey!


Jagan: Preyasi ani mobile yaat kaay saammya ahe?
Chhagan: Paise nasle mhanje doghe ‘disconnect’ hotat!


Khashaba: Kal ratri mala 15 jananni milun marle!
Dhondiba: Mag tu kay keles?
Khashaba: Mi mhatle saalyanno ek-ek karun ya tar khare..
Dhondiba: Mag kay zale?
Khashaba: Mag kay, tyanni ek-ek karat punha marle!
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:53:00 AM

 

Laugh Aloud Joke
Chintu: Aare ratri surya jaato tari kuthe?
Pintu: Surya kuthe nahi jaat…Ratri andhar asalyamule aapan tyala pahu shakat nahi.
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:49:20 AM

 

Mobile Vs. Landline Joke
Chintu: Mobile ani landline madhye kay farak aahe?
Pintu: Mobilecha number apan angthyane tar landlinecha karangaline dial karto!
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:45:20 AM

 

Old Days Joke
Jagan aapla American mitra John barobar gappa marat asto…
John: Amchyakade jamin khodkli tar khankamat junya kalaatil pipeline ani taar milalya. Hyacha arth amchyakade purvipaasunach bhumigat taranchi durdhwani yantrana hoti.
Jagan: Asse hoy..mitra, aamchyakade jamin khodli tar jaminitun kaahich milale naahi. Hyacha arth amchyakade purvipaasunach bintari durdhwani yantrana hoti!
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:51:15 AM

 

Nice Joke
Dhondiba: Jar tumhi ya baget kay aahe he sangitale tar sarv ande tumche, aani sangitale ki kiti ande aahet tar he 10 che 10 tumche, aani jar he sangitale ki he ande konache aahet tar ti kombadi hi tumchich.
Pandoba: Pan Rao, kahi hint tar dya.
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:49:07 AM

 

Doctor Joke
Dhondu: Kay re….tu doctorankade jaanar hotas, kay zale?
Pandu: Are….udya jaau mhanto, aaj tabbyet kahi thik nahi.
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:46:37 AM

 

Mobile Joke
Jagan: Mi tuza number kitivela try kela pun tuza mobile “Switch Off” yeto.
Chhagan: Are ti mazi “Hello tune” aahe.
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:46:26 AM

 

Joke between Friends
Banti: Tumachya gharat pawasache pani ghusale aahe.
Chintu: Ka bare khota bolatos.Gharachi chabi tar majhyajawal aahe!
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:50:32 AM

 

Wife Joke
Sadoba mobilevar bolat asto…
Pandoba: Kunashi boltoyas?
Sadoba: Baykoshi.
Pandoba: Evdhya premane?
Sadoba: Ho…tuzi aahena!
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:51:29 AM

 

Comedy Marathi Friends Joke
Chintu: Tula papad ani thappad yaatla farak mahit aahe kay?
Pintu: Nahi.
Chintu: Mag khaun bagh, lagech kalel!
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:45:04 AM

 

Comedy Joke
Jagan: Tuzya baikola tu vaadhdivsaala hiryachi angthi ka dili..tila tar gadi hawi hoti na?
Chhagan: Ho kaaran mi nakli gaadi kothun aanli asti?
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 3:50:56 AM

 
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