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26 December 2009 5:37:34 AM UTC in Hindi Jokes and Shayari

Funny Hindi Jokes


Funny Hindi jokes is a collection of the funniest, most comical jokes which will make you laugh out loud. These are short jokes in a variety of categories.

Crazy Joke in Hindi
Matlab saab aap yeh age par aur ek santan kiun leta hai?
chup karo, member ki vi 11 ladka hai mere vi 11, ek ijjat ki bapar hai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 10:46:09 AM

 

Funny Sports Joke in Hindi
Keya bolti hai tu,tu to iss para ka sera striker hai.
:nahi, maine iss elaka ki sabse baaje goalkeeper hu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 10:48:27 AM

 

Rickshawala Hindi Joke
Ek rickshawala bohot khata hai us lyee usko petuk kehta hai magar “Sher e Bangla” vi bohot khata tha magar usko hum kehta hai “Vojon Roshik”.

By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 10:41:57 AM

 

Two Men Hindi Joke
Do log baat karti hai samaj ki halchal ki bare me,
:hamari jiban ki value kaya hai?
:aaj kal 100 Rs. Mein vi khuni paoa jata hai,so hamari value hai 100 Rs.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 10:42:58 AM

 

Funny Joke
Ek admi police se bola kuch der pehle mera watch,mobile hijack ho gaya.
-app chillay kiun nahi help ke lyee.
-kiun ki, agar meine chillay to wo meri sona ki daat dekh leta.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 10:47:03 AM

 

Cinema Hall Joke
Cinema hall Me Liton Ke Bagal Me Baithi 2 Aurate Lagatar Apas Me Baate Kiye Ja Rahi Thi. Thodi Der Tak To Liton Sabra Kiye Baitha Raha Lekin Fir Junjalaa Kar Bola- “Maaf Kijiyega, Mujhe Apki Baatchit Ke Chalte Film ka Koi Dialogue Sunaai Nahi Pad Raha Hai. Aap…..”
“To Hum bhi Kaha Aap ko suna Rahe Hai, Hamari Private Batchit chal Rahi Hai.”
Unme Se Anita Ne Munh Banaate Huye Kaha.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:14:38 AM

 

Dumb Joke in Hindi
Rubel Kaun Banega Crorepati Main:
Question: What is you father name?
Rubel: Plz Options?
a. Dilawar
b. Changez
c. Feroz
d. Sultan
Rubel: Life line-50/50
a. Dilawar
c. Feroze
Pathan: Audience Vote.
75% Dilawar
25% Feroze
Rubel: I want to use My last life line “Phone a friend.”
Kisse call karengy?
Rubel: Apne baap dilawar ko!
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:15:07 AM

 

Baap Beta Joke
Bap: a beta jara bol to kis boys cricket team captan larki?
Beta: a kase hoga larka team main captan larki?? A nehi ho sakta.
Bap: abe hain . jara soch ke bata.
Beta: mujhe to bakwas lagta he.
Bap: Srilanka ki us team ki captan “Mahila Joyabardhana”
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:15:50 AM

 

Dumb and Dumber Joke
Rubel: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Liton: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Rubel: Kya naam hai uska?
Liton: Wo Bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA”
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:16:12 AM

 

Shaadi Joke
Shadi ke bad dusre din Parul apni dady se: Meri unse ladai ho gayie!
Dady: Shadi mein jhagde toh hote rehte hai fikar mat karo.
Parul: Woh toh thik hai par ab “LAASH” ka kya karu
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:16:44 AM

 

Funny Hindi Joke
Rubel gora tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha.
Tab Rubel apne patni ke paas jata hai aur pucha hai, “Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya?”
Aur pher uski bibi ne jawab diya, Darling mein vi Hot tum vi hot sayad “Bachcha Jal gaya hoga.”
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:17:41 AM

 

Girl Boy Hindi Joke
:ladke se pehle ladkio ki saadi ho jata hai kiun?
:kiun ki ladki log ladke se pehle hai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 10:44:23 AM

 

Two Men Funny Hindi Joke
1st person: mosquito ne hamari rakt khata hai magar neta log kya khata hai?
2nd person:neta log mosquito marne ke lyee paysa mar khata hai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 10:43:24 AM

 

Beta Baba Joke
Diary par beta ki number dekh kar Baba hotash tha,iss tarah number pane ekhi tarika hai belt se marna.
-baba tum thik bola,besi karke pitna parega. Iss tarah number dene ka ye ek tarika hai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 10:47:47 AM

 

Very Dumb Joke in Hindi
Rubel bara dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne us se pucha, “Kiu, tension mein ho?”
Rubel: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh Rupeey diye thay, ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon!
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:15:36 AM

 

Funny Joke
Parul (naukrani) ne Parul se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.
Parul Naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chup chap tamasha dekhne lagi.
Naukarani ne pucha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?
Parul: Nahi uske liye teen hi kafi hai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:17:06 AM

 

Kanjoos Joke
Babu market jata hai underwear kharid karne.
Babu: Yeh kitne ka hai?
Dokandar: Rs 600.
Kanjoos Babu: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:18:40 AM

 

Baap Beta Joke
Bap: hamari protiva kiun chupa rehta hai?
Beta:kiun ki sabne protivaban nahi ho jay is lyee.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 10:42:45 AM

 

Funny Pappu Joke
Do log baat karti hai samaj ki halchal ki bare me,
:hamari jiban ki value kaya hai?
:aaj kal 100 Rs. Mein vi khuni paoa jata hai,so hamari value hai 100 Rs.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 10:43:11 AM

 

Hindi Joke
Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Trunk pe likha tha “Trunk ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 156 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, trunk khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”
Jate jate chor us lok se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:18:58 AM

 

Hindi Joke
Suna hai tum club se daak paya ho?
: ha, thik suna.
:tumhara naam par kitni goal likha hai?
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 10:48:03 AM

 

Silly Hindi Joke
Nakshatra ki alo kiun mit mit kar jalta hai?
Voltage ki karan par,uha voltage kam hai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 10:44:40 AM

 

Short Hindi Joke
Maine khal katne par kumir anna chahta hu kiun?
Kiun ki bidesh par kumir ki bohot dam hai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 10:45:16 AM

 

Pappu Joke Hindi
Ek admi ne pappu se ask kya ke usne nahane ke waqt kaun se dik se mukh rakh kar suru karega
Pappu:tumhare kapra se suru karo.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 10:39:42 AM

 

Jail Joke in Hindi
Two friend gossips
1 Friend said :  yaar Jail ko “Hawalaat” kyu kehte hy..?
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2 Friend said:   Kyu k jail me khane ma  sirf
“Hawa” ur “Laat” hi milti hy-----      haahaahaa

By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 5:38:01 AM

 

Dumb Hindi Joke
Agar admi ki paa nahi hota tha to keya hota tha.
Gari par break nahi hota tha.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 10:44:56 AM

 

Hindi Joke
Maramari karke kapre cirne ke par din:
:ki vai,kiun daur raha ho?
:meri daurne par vi tu khota deta hai,rokh aj vi tera shirt chir dunga.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 10:40:56 AM

 
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shahbaz salim .
shahbaz salim .

shahbaz aur teacher

SHAHBAZ:sir,mujhe toilet jaana hain.
SIR:talk in english.
SHAHBAZ:may i go to toilet sir.
IN THE MUSIC CLASS
SHAHBAZ:sir mujhe toilet jaana hain.
SIR:this is not your hindi class that you are talking in hindi.
SHAHBAZ:aai re aai re zor se su su aai re.
25 November 2012 2:43:39 PM UTC
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Rishav chandra .
Rishav chandra .

tour jokes

1Aurat aur uski paroshan dono apne pati ke saath ghomne gaye ulne ek english expert aayaa.
ek ko english aati thee per dusre ko english nahi aati thee. pahli aurat ne uus english expert se kaha "HE IS MY HUSBAND AND I AM HIS WIFE"
To doshri ne sunkar boli "HE IS MY HANDPUMP AND I AM HIS PIPE.
23 November 2012 3:28:10 PM UTC
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Rishav chandra .
Rishav chandra .

tour jokes

1Aurat aur uski paroshan dono apne pati ke saath ghomne gaye ulne ek english expert aayaa.
ek ko english aati thee per dusre ko english nahi aati thee. pahli aurat ne uus english expert se kaha "HE IS MY HUSBAND AND I AM HIS WIFE"
To doshri ne sunkar boli "HE IS MY HANDPUMP AND I AM HIS PIPE.
23 November 2012 3:27:56 PM UTC
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kamaljeet singhal .
kamaljeet singhal .

non veg joke

ek baar jungle main chaar bande kho jate hai
''' unhe ek baba milta hai wo kahta hai ki tum charo mere sath so sakte ho aur main tumhe roj sone se pahle khir khilayunga'''

par baari baari tumari marunga '''
bande razi

baba khir khilata hai aur no.1 ki marta hai
next day phir khir khilata hai aur
phir no.1
no.1 sochta hai ki ye sal budha roj meri marta hai aj kyu na main jagah badal lu no.1 jagah badal leta hai no. 2 k sath
budha khir khila k sochta hai ki sale no.1 ki do maar li
aj no.2 ki marta hu
wo banda phir apni marva leta hai
wah sochta hai ki budha sala rotation karta hai aj main apni jagah wapas jat hu
wo apni jagah no.1 par hi chala jata hai
budha sochta hai yaar budhape main new nhi meri jayegi aj phatti hui se kam chala leta hu
jaise hi wah no.1 ki marne jata hai


no.1 jor se chilata hai
'' bahan k land budhe kya sari khir maine hi khayi hai ma k land ''' heeeeee
14 November 2012 5:19:03 PM UTC
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rohan .
rohan .

machar aur makkhi

ek barr machar aur makkhi ki shaadi ho gayi

makkhi subhah uthi aur rone lagi
makkhi ki dost :kyun ro rahi ho
makkhi:maine raat ko all out laga di tumhare jijagi mar gaye
13 November 2012 6:04:07 PM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

pagal joke

mein pagal hoon mein pagal hoon mein pagal hoon mein pagal hoon mein pagal hoon
10 November 2012 5:14:05 PM UTC
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shiva Kaushal .
shiva Kaushal .
love

love

Dunya main sirf teen(3) tarah kay log
Dunya main sirf teen(3) tarah kay log he khush naseeb hotey hain 1) Woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai 2) woh jinhay acha Yaar milta hai 3) Woh jinhay mera sms baar baar milta hai Only 4 u
08 November 2012 10:32:34 AM UTC
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himanshu and vatsal .
himanshu and vatsal .

three pagal

ek bar three friends the
kho paagal aur dimak.
ek din kho kho gaya
to paagal ne dimak ko kaha ki mein police station jata ho aur tum yaha bahar dekho.
ppagal ne police ko jaa ke kaha sirkho kho gaya hai.
to police ne kaha kya tum paagal ho
paagal ne kaha hai sir apka kaise pata
toh police officer ne kaha tumhara dimak kaha hai
toh paagal ne kaha bahar hai garden mein ghum raha hai
07 November 2012 3:39:28 PM UTC
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POLICE .
POLICE .
INSANIYAT

INSANIYAT

Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Trunk pe likha tha “Trunk ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 156 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, trunk khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”
Jate jate chor us lok se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!
04 November 2012 2:09:43 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

nj

Two friend gossips
1 Friend said : yaar Jail ko “Hawalaat” kyu kehte hy..?
.
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2 Friend said: Kyu k jail me khane ma sirf
“Hawa” ur “Laat” hi milti hy----- haahaahaa
29 October 2012 1:06:39 PM UTC
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sonu suman khanpur .
sonu suman khanpur .
papa ke setting

papa ke setting

Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.

26 October 2012 4:28:41 PM UTC
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JAGAT KUMAR DAS .
JAGAT KUMAR DAS .
PYAR KYA HAI

PYAR KYA HAI

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
"PYAR" KYA HAI MER DOST YEH HUMSE NA PUCHO..

HUM TO JAAN HI CHUKE HAIN...

JARA TUM DIMAAG LAGA KAR
SOCHO..
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
25 October 2012 4:47:06 AM UTC
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