30 August 2009 8:58:13 PM UTC in Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes will make you fall on the ground rolling with laughter and fun. These are short jokes which provide tiny bits of entertainment.

Spelling of COW Joke
Can you spell "COW" in thirteen letters??

Submitted by Prasanna Venkat on 09-Sep-2009

Husband and wife joke
Husband asks: Do u know the meaning of wife?
'Without Infomation Fighting Everytime'.
Wife on hearing replies,
It also means 'With Idiot For Ever'.
Submitted by Sai mahesh on 29-Aug-2009

God and Man jokes
Man:what s million years 2 u?
God:only a second.
Man:what s billion of Dollar 2 u?
God:only a Coin.
Man:k give me a Coin.
God:wait a second
Submitted by Sai mahesh on 29-Aug-2009

Funny Teacher Student Joke
Teacher to student: When were you born?
Student: 14th April
Teacher: Which year?
Student: Every year.

Short Funny Joke
Question: What gives milk but has only one horn?
Answer: A Milk Van

Funny Kid Joke
Kid1: Even the President himself sits with his head bowed in front of my dad.
Kid 2: Wow, what is your dad?
Kid 1: He is a barber.

Silly Joke
Why are goods carried in a ship is called 'Cargo' while goods carried in a car is called 'Shipment'?

Funny Marriage Joke
I have had two unluck marriages. My first wife ran away with another guy. My second wife didnt.

Doctor Joke which is Funny
Doctor: You are on a diet. So eat a single egg and half a cup of milk.
Patient: Before or after lunch doctor?

Funny Joke
Judge: The last time I saw you in the court, I told you that I never ever wanted you to come here again.
Accused: Thats what I told the police your honor, but they didnt listen to me.

Santa Banta Funny Joke
Santa: Why are you carrying the car door on your trip to the desert?
Banta: So that I can pull down the window if it feels hot.

Who are the only people who listen to both sides during an argument between husband and wife?
The neighbours.

Poor Joke
Why shouldnt you say a secret in a farm?
Because potatoes have eyes, corns have ears and BeanS''talks.

Hilarious Joke
Father-in-Law: Why are you angry with our son-in-law?
Mother-in-Law: I asked him to put a board in front of our house saying 'Beware of Dogs' and instead he put a board saying 'Beware of Hogs'.

Silly Joke
Santa: Why are you searching outside your house while you lost your purse inside your house?
BantA: Because its dark inside.

Dumb Joke
Banta was trying to check his email. He typed:

School Joke
Student 1: I dont understand anything that my professor is teaching us.
Student 2: Thats somewhat better. My professor himself doesnt understand what he is teaching us.

Funniest Joke
Lady 1: Did your husband agree for you to have an abortion?
Lady 2: He is out of town for the past 11 months.

Funny Joke
Thief1: We forgot to count how much cash we stole.
Thief 2: Dont worry, we can find it out in the newspapers tomorrow.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved under the chicken depends on its point of reference.

Plato: For the greater good.

Hippocrates: Because there was an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.

Spencer Johnson, MD: To find who moved its cheese.

Computer Dumb Joke
Santa: What are you looking for so intensely in the keyboard?
Banta: It says 'Press any key to continue' and I dont see the 'any' key.

Drunkards Joke
Two drunken men are talking.

Man 1: I am planning to buy the world.
Man 2: You can’t.
Man 1: Why?
Man 2: I am not going to sell it.
By (anonymous)
on 12/7/2009 8:05:33 AM


Boxer Joke
In a boxing match:
Coach: Why aren’t you blocking the punches?
Boxer: Can’t you see I am blocking all the punches with my face?
By (anonymous)
on 12/7/2009 8:06:40 AM


Fun Joke
Oh my! You run to me just because you heard my song?
Who said that? I thought you got hurt somehow.
By (anonymous)
on 12/7/2009 8:00:51 AM


Silly Billy Joke
Oh no! What have you done! Those were antique cup sets. You broke them!!

Thanks God. I thought they were new.

By (anonymous)
on 12/7/2009 8:04:50 AM


Art Joke
Visitor Comment in an Art Gallery:

It was raining outside. That’s why I was here. Thanks for the shelter.
By (anonymous)
on 12/7/2009 8:09:35 AM


From the mouth of Kids
Mary: June, do you know why the sky is so high?

June: Yes, Just imagine, if its not so high then what will happen to the birds? They will crash on the sky.
By (anonymous)
on 12/7/2009 8:02:03 AM


Silly Joke
You promised me to send an electrician to fix the door bell, three days have gone by, and nobody has come.

I did send a guy. But he pushed the bell, nobody opened the door.
By (anonymous)
on 12/7/2009 8:04:35 AM


Funny Host and Guest Joke
A guest have visited Molly’s house. She gave her a plate of biscuits. Just after that, her dog started to bark at the guest.

Guest: Why is the dog barking at me?

Molly: Actually, it’s his food. Don’t worry, I am holding him. You better finish it quickly.

By (anonymous)
on 12/7/2009 8:06:20 AM


Deadly PJ
Pearl is reading a story about elephants. Suddenly she asked her sister,
'Do you know why elephants don’t ride a cycle?'

Jean: 'They doesn’t have thumbs. So it’s impossible to ring the bell for them. Without ringing the bell, it’s really risky for them to drive.'
By (anonymous)
on 12/7/2009 8:02:37 AM


Siblings Joke
Ron: If you do something wrong, why your father punish your brother?
Tim: We are twins.
By (anonymous)
on 12/7/2009 8:01:07 AM


Funny Waiter Joke
Waiter: Sir, my tips please.
Customer: Here you go, one cent.
Waiter: Sir, you are insulting me, please give me at least 2.
Customer: I can’t insult you twice.
By (anonymous)
on 12/7/2009 8:01:44 AM


Husband and Wife Joke
Mr. Anderson: I am very lucky. When I talk with my wife, she always bows her head.

Mr. Smith: Why?

Mr. Anderson: Because she is taller than me.
By (anonymous)
on 12/7/2009 8:07:56 AM


Beggar Joke
Beggar: Actually I am an author. I wrote '100 ways to become rich'

Mr. Roger: Then why are you begging?

Beggar: This is one of the ways to become rich.

By (anonymous)
on 12/7/2009 8:08:20 AM




Vasundhara Mishra .
Vasundhara Mishra .

fun jokes

never go to the dining table as it is a trap for u to prepair the table
Famous person :DD .
Famous person :DD .

Chicken and mutton;

Chicken : hey !!!
Mutton : haayyyy !!!! :D
Chicken : i'm afraid °.°
Mutton : why ???!!! o.0
Chicken : they're gonna eat !!! :333
Mutton : oh no :( i'll miss u a lot ! :'(
Chicken : i'm not talking about me,i'm talking about you -.-
Mutton : shitss !!!
Chicken : g'bye !!!! =DD
Emma Kate Purple .
Emma Kate Purple .

number joke

Q- How can you make seven even?

A- Take the 'S' away
15 November 2012 4:01:34 AM UTC
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07 November 2012 11:01:55 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

phone sex

07585116617 phone for sex
26 October 2012 11:09:10 AM UTC
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rtk bro .
rtk bro .


america is the best
07 October 2012 2:12:36 PM UTC
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mrs.sanchez .
mrs.sanchez .

very funny joke

why did she fall down the street?
because he slipped!
03 October 2012 2:28:08 PM UTC
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im-a-ass .
im-a-ass .

febreze joke

Febreze.....the new and quick shower for teenagers.
falguni bisht .
falguni bisht .

teacher and student joke

teacher:to student homework kyu nahi kiya
student:sir,light nahi thi
teacher: mombati jala lete
student: machis nahi thi
teacher: mandir se le lete
student: nahaya nahi tha
teacher: nahaya kyu nahi tha
student: pani nahi tha
teacher: pani kyu nahi tha
student:motor nahi chalai thi
teacher;motor kyu nahi chalai thi
student:sir,abhi to kaha light nahi thi

09 September 2012 9:23:38 AM UTC
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Devran124 in sweden .
Devran124 in sweden .

Funny joke

Im your father luke
20 August 2012 3:01:08 PM UTC
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popat .
popat .

very funny jokesss

bharvad ek din apni bhenis ko lekar ja raha tha. to police vali ne bola license to bata. to bharvad ne kaha andhe dik ta nahi bhenis ke char wheel he.
24 July 2012 5:48:04 AM UTC
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