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16 December 2009 8:21:22 AM UTC in Malayalam Jokes and SMS

Funny Malayalam Jokes

Funny Malayalam Jokes are crazy, hilarious and top class comedy jokes in Malayalam such as cinema jokes, student jokes and exam jokes. Have fun reading thes jokes and releive your daily stress.

Joke
Madyapichu roadiloode pattumpaadi pokunna Josephinodu palliyilachan: Josephe ithu mosamaanu ketto.
Joseph: Ithilum nalla pattu enikkariyillacho.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:37:29 AM

 

Funny Malayalam Joke
Narayanan abdhavasal motor cycle odichethiyathu smasanathil.
Narayan: Ithentha road niraye speed breakerso? Ini ee vazhiyilla.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:33:50 AM

 

Funny Malayalam Joke
Bhaskaranu oru car undu. Athu vilkkan theerumanichu. Pakshe oru laksham kilometeriladhikam odiya vandi vangan aarum vanilla. Bhaskarante suhruthu oru budhi paranju koduthu.

Carinte meter pathinayirathilekku thirichu vakkuka. Ayaal athupole cheythu. Randazhcha kazhinju vanna suhruthu nokkiyappol car vittittilla.

Enthu pattiyennu Bhaskaranodanveshichu.

Udan Bhaskaran: Vangan palarum vannirunnu. Pakshe pathinayiram kilometer mathram vangiya car vilkkan njanetha mandanano?
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:21:56 AM

 

Sports Joke
Nooru meter ottam nadakkunnu.
 
Announcer: One, two, three… start…
Oraalozhike ellavarum odi.

Announcer: Thanentha odathe nilkkunnathu?

Ayaal: Ente number naalado
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:22:13 AM

 

Robber Joke
Pushkkaran ottakkanu thamasam. Oru divasam pushkkarane kure kallanmaar akramichu veettilulla ella sadhanangalum kondu poyi.

Pittennu pushkarante suhruthu: Thankal kidakkakkadiyil oru pistol karutharundallo, ennittum?

Pushkkaran: Ente bhagyam, kallanmaar athu kandilla. Allenkil athum kondu poyene!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:26:06 AM

 

Cheating Joke in Malayalam
Gopalanum Govindanum thee pidicha kettidathinte ancham nilayil pettupoyi. Kettidathinu thazhe fire servicukar valiyoru puthappu vidarthippidichukondu paranju: Ee puthappilekku chadikko… njangal pidichittundu. Govindananu aadyam chadiyathu.

Pakshe, thazheyethunnathinu munpu fire servicukarude kayyil ninnum puthappu parannupoyi. Govindan concrete tharayil kamizhnnadichu veenu. Fire servicukar Gopalanodu paranju: thazhekku chadikko…

Ithavana puthappu puthappu njangal muruke pidicholam.

Gopalan: Enikku ningale enikku viswasamilla. Puthappu tharayil virichittu ningalangottu doore mari nilkku..
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:26:40 AM

 

Mosquito Joke
Kanaran valre abhimaniyayirunnu. Kothukukadi kondu pulanjittum ayaal kothukine adichu konnila. Enthayirikkum karanam?

Ayaal chinthichu: Onnumillenkilum aa kothukinte sirakalilodunnathu ente thanne chorayalle!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:27:01 AM

 

Overspeed Joke
Kudavayar kurakkanayi bharyayude nirbandhaprakaram ayaal raavile ezhunnettu odan thudangi. Main roadilthiyappozhanu oru board kandathu: ‘Amitha vegatha maranathilekku.’

Daivame, ithuvare onnum pattathathu bhagyam! Pathukke thirichu nadannu kalayaam!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:27:21 AM

 

Dog Joke
Ramya Dhanyayodu: Aasupathriyil kidakkunna ammayi ammayute atuthekku ninte patti pokumennu nee innale paranjathu sariyanennu manassilayi.

Dhanya: Ninakkengane manassilayi?

Ramya: Njaninnale aasupathriyil poyirunnu.

Dhanya: ennittu?

Ramya: Ninte ammayi ammayude aduthu ninte bharthavu undayirunnu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:27:51 AM

 

Funny Malayalam Joke
Maruthva malayumayi parakkunna hanumante padam kanda mesan: ho, enthu midukkan panikkarana.
Ivane enikku kittiyal nannayirunnu. Chattiyillatheyalle mannumayi pokunnathu!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:28:06 AM

 

Comedy Joke
Malayaliyaya gunda thalavan marichu yamalokathethiyappol yamadharman:
Nee pathu pere konnittille. Athukondu ninneyivite iruttarayiladakkan nam kalpikkunnu.

Gunda thalavan: Keralathile power cutinidayil jeevicha enikku iruttara oru prasnamalla prabho…
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:28:45 AM

 

Short Malayalam Joke
Pradeep kainottakkaranodu: Chetta, sameepabhaviyil enikkenthu sambhivikkumennu pettennonnu paranjatte.

Kainottakkaran: Kaiyile cheliyum podiyum vachu nokkumpol sameepabhaviyil choriyum chirangum undakanulla sadhyatha.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:29:06 AM

 

Mallu Joke
Ramesanu kure pasukkalundayirunnu. Ramesan avayeyellam vilkkan theerumanichu. Vangan vannayal: ee pasuvinu entha vila?

Ramesan: Irupathinayiram roopa… anchu varshathinidayil oru thavanaye prasavikkoo…

Vannayal: Appurathu nilkkunna aa pasuvino?
Ramesan: Ayyayiram roopa… varshathil oru thavana prasavikkum.

Vannayal: Nge! Athu kollamallo! Anchu varshathil orikkal mathram prasavikkunnathinu enthina kooduthal vilayittirikkunnathu?
Ramesan: swabhaga gunavum nammal pariganikkande chetta?
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:29:23 AM

 

Hilarious Malayalam Joke
Maramvettukaranaaya Rajanodu Veettudama: Thanenthu paniya ee kaanichathu? Veedinte mukalilekkanodo maram murichidunnathu?

Rajan: Kalithozhuthinum Kozhikkoodinum kedonnum pattathe maram murikkanamennalle muthalali paranjathu?
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:28:25 AM

 

Neighbours Joke
Nalini ayalkkariyaya Ramaniyodu: Ennodu vazhakkundakkiyal ninte veetilekku njan nayaye vidum.

Ramani: Ente veettil naay illennu karuthi neeyangane ahangarikkanda. Njanente bharthavine vidum..
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:29:42 AM

 

Humorous Mallu Joke
Oru announcementil kettathu:
Ee naadinte ponnomana puthranu… pattinippavangalude chihnamaaya ‘Vimanam’ adayaalathil vote rekhappeduthi vijyippikkanamennu abhyarthikkunnu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:30:04 AM

 

Kitchen Joke
Lotteriyadicha yachakanodu bharya: Ee panam kondu enthanu cheyyanuddesikkunnathu?
Yachakan: Nalloru veedu paniyanam. Nalla sit-out, nalla bed-room, nalla bath-room, valiya TV, hall…

Bharya: Appol adukkala vende?

Yachakan: Namukkenthinadee adukkala? Irannuthanne thinnal pore?
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:30:21 AM

 

Joke
Aakasavaniyude ezhuthupettiyil kettathu: Eeyideyayi aakasavani nilavaramulla oru paripadi polum prakshepanam cheyyunnilla ennu Kuttappan Kannoru ninnu ezhuthiyirikkunnu.

Marupadi: Manya srothavu njangalude ‘kampolanilavaram’ paripadi kettittundavilla ennu karuthunnu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:30:35 AM

 

Funny Joke
Bhaskaran goorkhayodu: Ella masavum 25 roopa vachu vangikkondu pokunnathinu oru kuravumilla. Innale ente veettil kallan kayariyappol thante podi polum ee bhagathonnum kandillallo.

Goorkha: Ee areayile moshtavu enikku oru veedinu nooru roopa vacha tharunnathu saare.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:30:53 AM

 

Comedy Joke in Malayalam
Sukumaran Jothsanodu: Enikku muppathanchu vayassayittum kalyanam nadakkathathentha jothsyare?

Jothsyan: Ningalude jathakathil anpathu vayassuvare durithangalonnum undavillenna! Athu kazhinje kalyanam nadakkoo.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:31:12 AM

 

Birthday Joke
Bhikshakkaran kochammayodu: Amme… vallathum tharane…laddu, jilebi, cake… madhuramulla vallathum tharane

Kochamma: Athenthina madhuramullathu?
Bhikshakaran: Innu ente birthday aanu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:32:03 AM

 

Office Joke
Rajan (Bhikshakkaranodu): Ningalkku nanamaville ingane bhiksha yachichu nadakkan?

Bhikshakkaran: Pinne ee thozhilinu oru office thurannu vakkan pattumo saare
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:32:19 AM

 

General Malayalam Joke
Pallyilachan: Entha josephe, bharyaye purathu nirthiyittu nee ottakku?

Joseph: Achanalle kazhinjayazhcha paranjathu ini varumpol ororutharum avaravarude kurisu purathu vakkanamennu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:32:43 AM

 

Cow Joke
Veettamma: Kurachu divasamayi kittunna paalil niraye vellamanallo?

Paalkkaran: Ippol vellappokkamalle kochamme, kazhuthattam vellathila pasu nilkkunnathu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:33:01 AM

 

Girlfriend Joke
Yuvavu daivathodu: Daivame neeyenikku vedan nalkoo..
Dukham nalkoo…
Tension nalkoo…
Ente jeevitham nasippikkoo…
Ente jeevitham kashtappadukal kondu nirakkoo…

Daivam: Otta vakkil paranjal pore; ninakkoru ‘girlfriend’ venam, athrayalleyullu
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:33:21 AM

 

Malayalam Joke
Sasi jothsyanodu: njanoralodu kurachu panam kadam chodikkan povukaya… Kittumonnu ganichu parayanam.

Jothsyan: Kittum, dhairyamayi chodicholoo..
Sasi: Enkil enikku oru aayiram roopa tharu… aduthayazhcha tharam!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:35:15 AM

 

Mallu Joke
Chhondayumayi nilkkunna Abdukkayodu kootukaran: Entha ikka choondayidathe palathil kayari nilkkunnathu?

Abdukka: Njammalu mazha varan kathhu nilakkayado. Mazha vannal nanayathirikkan meenukalellam koodi ee palathinadiyil kayari nilkkum… Appol pidikkan eluppamalle!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:35:48 AM

 

Short Malayalam Joke
Manthravadi: ningalude prasnangal maaran randu naalkkalikale bali nalkanam.

Paramu: Naalkkalikale kittan prayaasamaa… pakaram oru ettukaali mathiyo?
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:37:50 AM

 

Magic Joke
Oru magic kaaran paripaadikkidayil oru vaal eduthu vizhungi. Ennittu kaanikale velluvilichu. ‘Ithupole oru vidya aarkkengilum kaanikkamo?’

Prekshakarkkidayil undayirunna Raju ithukandu oru parakkalleduthu vizhungi. Ennittu magic kaarane velluvilichu. ‘Ningalkku ithupole cheyyamo?’

Magic kaaran tholvi sammathichu. Ennittu chodichu: Ningal evidunna ee magic padichathu?

Raju: Ithu magic onnumalla. Njan divasavum rationariyude chora unnunnathu!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:38:45 AM

 

Stupid Joke
Cigarette valikkunna babuvinodu thengu kayattakkaran Gopalan: Sigarattinte valippam polumillatha nee ee cheruppathile sigarattu valikkunnoda?

Babu: Thenginte athra valippamundayittano chettan thengil kerunnathu?
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:38:58 AM

 

Reality Show Joke
Reality showyude audition nadakkunnu. Pankedukkanethiya oru kuttiyodu judge: Kuttikku padanariyamo?
Kutti: Illa
Judge: Dance ariyamo?
Kutti: Illa
Judge: Pinnenthina ingottu vannathu?
Kutti: Elimination roundel njan bhabgiyayi karanjolam saar.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:36:44 AM

 

Short and Funny Malayalam Joke
Thirumandanayirunnu james. Ayaal pattalathil chernnu. Ayaale train cheyyan kure kashtappettu. Oru divasam firinginayi thokku Jamesinu koduthu.

Athu thirichum marichum nokkiyittu james: Ithinte munvasam etha? Engottu thiricha vedi vakkendathu?

Trainer: Engottu thirichu vedi vachalum rajyathinu prayojanappedum!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:39:21 AM

 

Comedy Malayalam Joke
Manthri prasangikkanethiyappol sadassil aarumilla. Kshubhithanaaya manthri bharavahiyodu: Njan meetingil pankedukkunna karyam ningal pathrathilonnum koduthirunnille?

Bharavaahi: sathyamaayum illa saar.. Pakshe aalukal enganeyo akkaryam manatharinjenna thonnunnathu!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:39:39 AM

 
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Meenakshi .
Meenakshi .
Tintumon jokes

Tintumon jokes

Teacher: vivaham kazhinja aale naam vivahithan ennu vilikkum.
kazhiyatha aale avivahithan ennu vilikkum.
appol vivaham urappichirikkuna aale nam enthu vilikkum?
Tintumon: Nearchakozhi>
26 October 2011 1:06:27 AM UTC
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Meenakshi .
Meenakshi .

Panchara Jokes

veedinte tharayil panchasara kunnu koodi kidakkunathu kandu achan makanodu:
velakkari thankkammayodu ithu adichu kalayan para
Makan: Thankkamme achen vilikkunu
Thankkamma: Enthina mone?
Makan: Pancharayadikkana,.
26 October 2011 1:02:35 AM UTC
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Nimila .
Nimila .
Achanum makanum

Achanum makanum

A:mone kattum currentum thammil antha vyathasam? Makan:kattadichal current pokum .current adichal kattu pokum
Nimila .
Nimila .
Teacherum kuttiyum

Teacherum kuttiyum

T:malsyangal anthinanu edakkidayk mukalil pongi varunnath kutti:arengilum choonda edunnundo annu nokkan
05 August 2011 2:47:11 AM UTC
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Bilal .
Bilal .

Tintumon

Tintumon:acha ante progress report kitti achan:ninte kayyil mattentho undallo.tintumon:athe thalavethdnakkulla marunna
05 August 2011 2:36:19 AM UTC
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soji .
soji .

sinjth thodupuzha comdey

ഇന്ന് sinjith thodupuzha ഫലിതം വേണ്ടാന്ന് വിചാരിച്ചതാ പക്ഷെ അവന്‍ സമ്മതിക്കുനില്ല... ആരാധകരുടെ പ്രത്യേക അഭ്യര്‍ധനപ്രകാരം പ്രസിധികരിക്കുന്നത്..ഓണാവധിക്ക​് നാട്ടിലെത്തിയ sinjith തന്റെ പഴയ കാറ് വില്‍ക്കാന്‍ തീരുമാനിച്ചു. പക്ഷെ ഒരു ലക്ഷം കിലോമീറ്റര്‍ ഓടിയ വണ്ടി വാങ്ങാന്‍ ആരും വന്നില്ല. വിവരം അറിഞ്ഞ shijo ഒരു ബുദ്ധി sinjthnuഞ്ഞു കൊടുത്തു.കാറിന്റെ മീറ്റര്‍ പതിനായിരത്തിലേക്ക് തിരിച്ച് വയ്ക്കുക. sinjth അതുപോലെ ചെയ്തു. രണ്ടാഴ്ച കഴിഞ്ഞ് വന്ന shijo നോക്കിയപ്പോള്‍ കാറ് വിറ്റിട്ടില്ല. എന്തു പറ്റിയെന്ന് കാരണമന്വോഷിച്ച shijoനോട് sinjth പറഞ്ഞു.“ കാറ് നോക്കാന്‍ ഒരുപാട് പേര് വന്നടേയ്. പക്ഷെ പതിനായിരം കിലോമീറ്റര്‍ മാത്രം ഓടിയ കാറ് വില്‍ക്കാന്‍ ഞാന്‍ എന്താ മണ്ടന്‍ ആണോ..?
30 July 2011 4:07:24 AM UTC
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Sadhguru Perumal

Five messages

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Tintu:I LOVE U

Girl: Ente cheruppinte size ariyaamo?

Tin2:Ho, appozhekkum gift chodichu thudangiyo.. Kalli.!
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Teacher:'Day'il avasanikunna kurachu vakkukal parayu?
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Gopi:Annual Day
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Ramu:Birth Day
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Raju:Mon Day
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Tintu;po'Day'

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Pranayathe kurichu paadiya kavikalaarum
souhridhathe kurichu paadiyilla.
Karanam avarude bhavanakalkkum apurathanu
SOUHRIDHAM.
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Aankuttikal Pranayam Thudangunnathu
'FRIENDSHIP'
Enna Perilanu, Penkuttikal
Pranayam Avasanipikkunnathum
'FRIENDSHIP'
Enna Peril Thanne....
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Idea Star Singril Padi Kazhinja Tin2vinod
Judge: Kutta Sangathi Ok,
Pakshe Sruthi Vanillalo

Tin2: Sruthi Prasavichu Kidakkuva Atha Varanje!
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submitted By: M.Perumal @ EMPEE,
Tiruvannamalai. 7200477708 Tamil Nadu.
13 July 2011 10:29:52 AM UTC
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Sadhguru Perumal

Jokes

Jeevanu thulyam areyum snehikaruth..
Angane snehichal avare piriyumbol undaakuna vedhana sahikaan,
Aa jeevitham porathe varum..
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Njan marichal.

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Karayaruthe.

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Vishamikkaruthe.

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Orkkaruthe.

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Pinneyo?

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Vegam marichu
mukalilekku va..
Adichu polikkam...
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TINTUMON:
Ente kayyilulla box il enthanennu paranjal athilulla 'laddu' muzhuvan ninakku tharam.
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SARDARJI:
"JILEBI"
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submitted By: M.Perumal @ EMPEE,
Tiruvannamalai. Tamil Nadu 7200477708
27 June 2011 10:08:53 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

Pottammaar

Sardharji:Eee kavaril enthaanenn parannaal ithil ullah muzhuvanum jilebi naan ninakk therum

Tintumon:Laddoo
03 June 2011 11:06:50 AM UTC
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Abdul basith .
Abdul basith .

Moolan joke

Oru kutty avann avante amma avan moolan enn peru vechu.Kuree varshangalk sheshem avan veluthaayi oru auto vaangi.Oru divasam avante auto eetho oruthan katteduthu.Appol avente amma police stationil complaint koduthu.

Amma:ente moolathinte auto kaanunnilla!!
(paavada ponthichu nooki)
Officer:avide thenne undalloo.
23 May 2011 6:29:33 AM UTC
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Vijeesh .
Vijeesh .

New age song

New age song: Poomugha vadhilkal poomullu vidharunha poothanayanu BHARYA. !!!
19 July 2010 7:18:33 AM UTC
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JIBIN .
JIBIN .

RAMU

TEACHER:-"aril (6) 'ANJU (5)' poyal enthu pattum"
RAMU:-"aril ANJU pooyal njan aril chaady ANJUvinea rakshikkum"