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30 January 2010 1:41:11 AM UTC in Gujarati Jokes and SMS

Gujarati Funny SMS Jokes

Gujarati Funny SMS Jokes is a collection of comical and hilarious jokes and teasing sms messages which are entertaining to read and enjoyable to forward.

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1 Bhule gyo Bhootkal, Hji Vrtaman Baki 6e,
Ato pawn ne lher hti, hji Tufan baki 6e.
By (anonymous)
on 1/30/2010 1:44:55 AM

 

Funny SMS Jokes Collection in Gujarati
Mara Shbdo Mne Pagal Sabit Kre 6e,
Hu Janu 6u K Sacho Prem 1 Pagal Je Kre 6e.
Hasye Patr Bnyo 6u.
Zmani Njro Maa,
Hu Pan Hsyo Hto,
Pan Prem Maa Toh Rda-vaani Alg Mza 6e.


Pyar ne rangen laat monghi pdi,
Aag sathe ne ramt monghi pdi,
Jit-ta jetayi gyi bji bdhi,
1 aa Dil ne ladat monghi pdi.


Guju: Darling mare kan maa kachu halko so,
kuchu naram so,
Kuchu namkeen so,
Kuchu metha sa kavo.
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Premika:DHOKLA.


Prem
Prem
Prem maa,
Aa pdya 6e bdha prem maa,
Pehla m k 6e k Sunder mja no khdo,
Pa6i thi pde badha moti rado.
By (anonymous)
on 1/30/2010 1:43:25 AM

 

Gujarati SMS
G– genuis

U – understanding

J – jolly

A – amazing

R – rocking

A – aggresive

T – tough

I – intelligent

Means gujarati have all qualities.
By (anonymous)
on 1/30/2010 1:43:35 AM

 

Gujarati Funny SMS Jokes
Fidaa 6u ini chal per,
ena bolva na tal per,
bhle pde mara gal per,
pan kahe daun 6oo akha gam ne,
Aankh na rakho mara mal par.

Hu i6u 6u 6ata evi nirasha thayi na-thi shakti,
Milan taru asnbhav 6e,
e shradha thayi na-thi shakti.


Darek Ansu ni Tyarej Kimat Samjye 6e,
Dil ni Najuk nu Jyaare Dil thi Dur Thayi Jay 6e,
Dilso Etloj K Nsib khrab 6e,
etle je Jevan Maa 'NAA' Thvanu Bdhuj Thaye 6e
2 year, 1 month ago by prem via web


aje achank mulakat thayi gayi,
krvi na hati e vaat thayi gayi,
me khyu tara mte suraj lavi daun,
tne khyu jaa jutha hve to rat thayi gayi.


Mun gumta sathi no sath layi aavish,
methi mdh bhari yad layi ne avish,
tme ek vaar tersya to thaav,
hu rupeya nu thnda pani nu pou6 layi ne avish.


Mosam bdlayo ane thndak thayi gayi,
Tmara sms bina zindagi bechain thayi gayi,
Tme bhuli gya 6o amne k pa6i,
MSG ne skheem puri thayi gayi.


Popt Betho 6e Dal Per,
Ansu Pde 6e Rumal Per,
Hu Toh Fidaa 6u Thari Chal Per,
Pa6i Kem Naa Pde 2 Gal Per.


Je TITANIC film koye gujrati director bnave to usta nam ke rakhyo?
sochvo
sochvo
"Navdi Doobi Gori Tara Gaam Maa"


Ame jendgi ne svari ne betha,
Tme Avsho Aivu dhari ne betha,
fkt tmara 1 dil ne jitva,
ame Akho Snsar hri ne betha.
By (anonymous)
on 1/30/2010 1:42:20 AM

 
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dya

dy
14 October 2012 6:47:49 PM UTC
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for my jaan .
for my jaan .
hemkalp

hemkalp

આગમન હતું એમનું ક્ષણિક,
પણ બની રહયું જીવનભરનું સ્મરણ
હાસ્ય હતું કે મોતીની લહેર,
એ સમજવાનું રહી ગયું.
મારી જિંદગીનો એ જવાબ હતો,
પણ સવાલ પુંછવાનું રહી ગયું.
કર્યો હતો પ્રેમ એને,
પણ એકરાર કરવાનું રહી ગયું.
મનમાં વિચારી હતી વાતો ઘણી,
પણ કઈંક કહેવાનું રહી ગયું.
દિદાર એમના કરવામાં,
સમય નક્કી કરવાનું રહી ગયું.
જાણ્યું ઘણું, જણાવ્યું ઘણું,
પણ નામ જ જાણવાનું રહી ગયું.
અને કલ્પના એમની કરવામાં,
મારું આ કાવ્ય અધુરું રહી ગયું….
14 October 2012 4:48:40 PM UTC
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for my jaan .
for my jaan .
hemkap

hemkap

Yaad Nahi Woh Din Jab Tumse Baat Hui Thi,

Aur Humare Chehre Pe Muskan Chhayee Thi…



Ab Jo Dur Rehne Lagi Ho Tum,

Gam Ke Sagar Mein Poori Tarah Doob Gaye Hain Hum…



Pata Nahi Kab Humne Akhri Baar Hasa Tha,

Lekin Haan, Humare Dil Mein Bhi Khusiyon Ka Badal Barsa Tha…



Ab Yeh Badal Sirf Gam Barsaate Hain,

Har Pal Humein Rulate Hain…



Aye Jan-e-Man Ehsaan Kar Do Ek…

Humein Kabhi Na Bhulana,

Pyaar Ke Ish Gehre Samander Mein Akela Chhod Na Jaana….
14 October 2012 4:44:12 PM UTC
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Jignesh virani (JP) .
Jignesh virani (JP) .

kbutar

Kabutar bethu dal par,
Aasu padyu rumal par,
Hu fida tari chal par,
Pachi bhale ne pade gal par.
26 August 2012 4:44:16 AM UTC
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Jignesh virani (JP) .
Jignesh virani (JP) .

Jivlo

Bapu – Jivla pados ma koi lambi bai re che?
Jivlo – ketie y 6.
Bapu – ena kapda leto av
Jivlo – km bapu?
Bapu – Dr e mane thandi ma lambi bai na kapda pervanu kidhu 6.
26 August 2012 4:42:36 AM UTC
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Jignesh virani (JP) .
Jignesh virani (JP) .

fulo

Fulo ma ketla rang hoy 6,
Hava ma ketla tarang hoy 6,
Tamne joya tyare samjayu,
Duniya ma keva keva nang hoy 6.
26 August 2012 4:40:02 AM UTC
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Jignesh virani (JP) .
Jignesh virani (JP) .

bapu

1 var bapu bank ma paisa jama karava gya,
Officer – note fateli 6 biji apo,
Bapu – hu mara a.c. ma jama kravu chu fateli hoy k nvi tare su?
26 August 2012 4:38:27 AM UTC
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Jignesh virani (JP) .
Jignesh virani (JP) .

ravan

Ravan ne pet ma apachothai gayo.
doctor pase gayo pn darvaja mathi andar ghusatu natu 10matha nadta hata
receptionist-5 matha bahar muki dyo thodi var mate
ravan 5 matha bahar mukine andar gayo doc ne kahyu,pet ma maja nathi reti
doc-thay j ne! Incoming 10 6e and outgoing 1 k j 6e to.ato rehvanu!
Submitted by…JP Virani
26 August 2012 4:36:45 AM UTC
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Jignesh virani (JP) .
Jignesh virani (JP) .

funny line

5 rs. ma aajkal sari chaa nathi avti
wah…wah,,,,,,
5 rupiya ma aajkal sari chaa nati avati
koi game te kahe pan SCHOOL jevi maja COLLEGE nathi avati
26 August 2012 4:34:52 AM UTC
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Jignesh virani (JP) .
Jignesh virani (JP) .

funny

Student- Mam sab log Hindi, English, Gujarati me kyu bolte hai, Maths me kyu nahi?
Madam: jyada 3, 5 mat kar, 9, 2, 11 ho le, nahi to 4,5 jad dungi to 6 k 36 dikhenge.
26 August 2012 4:33:19 AM UTC
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Jignesh virani (JP) .
Jignesh virani (JP) .

love mns

What is LOVE?
L-Levani nahi kaik aapvani bhavna
O-Ochhu medavi vadhu tyag karva ni bhavna
V-Vishwas atut hovani bhavna
E-Ek thava ni bhavna.
26 August 2012 4:31:49 AM UTC
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Jignesh virani (JP) .
Jignesh virani (JP) .

naresh nd rajnikant

Rajnikant : mere pas admision k lie grade hai,
knolege hai,
dimag hai
paisa hai,
tumhare pas kya hai ?
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naresh kanodia : Bhai mari pase bakshi panch no dakhlo 6…
26 August 2012 1:09:58 AM UTC
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