friend ship

Kal rat bhagwan n mujhse sapne me pucha-
"who's your best friend?"
Mene apka name bata diya.
Bhagwan has kar bole-
"SAB PICHALE JANAM KE PAP HAI" beta....

friend ship

Love is an ATM Card , Life is a credit Card , Wife is a visa Card , Lover is a devit Card , But friendship is a golden Card ,keep it save of your life .

friend ship

BONDHU MANE EKTU HASI ANAK KHANI RAG. BONDHU MAME SUK DUK AR 50¿50 VAG. BONDHU MANE CHOKHAR KONE AKTU KHANI JAL. BONDHU MANE FONE NAKORA AKTA MIS COL

Friend ship

Love is a devid card.
Live is a cradid card.
Wife is a visa card.
Lover is a ATM card.
But friendship is a golden card.
Keep it safe……..

friend ship

1ta prithibi sobar jonno!
1ta surjo diner jonno……….
1ta chand rater jonno,,,,,,
1ta sathi sara jiboner jonno_ _ _ _ _ _
1ta parthona tomar jonno;;;;;;;;;
Valothako sob somoyer jonno…………

Lipstick

bata-aaj mom itni choup kyu han
papa-Tumhari mom ne lipstick mangi maana galti sa fevistick da de

Haathi aur Cheeti

Cheeti Haathi se:-mujhe tera kaccha chahiye.
Haathi:-kisliye.

Cheethi:-Hamare ghar shaadi me Tent lagaane ke liye.

Wish U All A Happy Ganesha Chaturthi

Aapka sukh gabesh ke peth jitna bda ho,

Aapka dukh undar jesa chota ho,

Aapki life ganeshji ke sund jitni badi ho,

Aapke bol modak jaise mithe ho

BOLO GANPATI BAPPA MORAIYAA!!!

all

Joke/Shayari/SMS

Hindi jokes

Teacher:- Bacho hamesa sach bolna chahiya, sach bolne wale ki Bhagwan hamesha murad puri karta h.
Student:- Ji sir aap galat keh reha h. yadi aisa hota to aaj aap mere sir ji nahi, sasur ji hote.

Hindi jokes

Teacher:-Bacho batao Dhritrastra k 100 bache the or Pandav ka 5 aisa Q.
Student:-Sir ji, Jinke paas Aankhe hoti h, unhe or b bahut kaam hote h.

Hindi jokes

Machenic(sardar se) Ji car me batery EXCIDE ki daal du.
Sardar:- Are nahi dono side ki daal de verna phir problem ho jayagi.

Hindi jokes

Teacher:- Bacho hamesa sach bolna chahiya, sach bolne wale ki Bhagwan hamesha murad puri karta h.
Student:- Ji sir aap galat keh reha h. yadi aisa hota to aaj aap mere sir ji nahi, sasur ji hote.

Love Is Devine

Mazab ke liya kabi Pyaar ko nahi thodnaa ...
Kisibi haalath mein Kudaa ko nahi chodnaa ...
Kuy ki jaha Pyaar hothaa hai waha Kudaa hothaa hai ...
jiskey binaa aa Sansaar adhuura hoothaa hai ...

Friendship

Great Scholar Aristotle said, “Don’t make friends before understanding and don’t break friendship after misunderstanding.
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It seems like a heaven when it moves in your body
Finally you will find that it sucking your blood and soon your going to die
No other way.
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Friendship iz like a glass,
handle it with care,
becoz once broken cannot be mended,
and even if mended….
a crack iz alwaz there..
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Duaoon main tari khoshi mangty han
Khaboon main tari hansi mangty han
Sochtay hain hum tum sy kia mangan
Chalo umer bher ki DOSTI mangty han…
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‘Dostee kaa payghaam jou aapkaa millaa,
Dil hoo gya khushh mit gayaa saaraa gillaa,
Kisee Dost kou nahee milla ho gaa,
Dostee kaa aiysaa silla,
Key Saarey Ghumm Ho gaye door mayray,
Jub doston kay piyar kaa nazraana millaa…
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Aaj ujaali ki kiran kho gayizindagi veraan se ho gayi,gaye woh dinjab humne unse umeed rakhaAaj yeh khoob ho gayaki humain dosti se nafrat ho gayi…