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26 December 2009 11:23:28 AM UTC in Hindi Jokes and Shayari

Hindi Jokes in English


Hindi Jokes in English is a collection of jokes and funny stuff which are in Hindi but written in English (the way they are pronouned in Hindi).

Kids Joke
Bap: Tumhari abhi pitai karti ho nakhoon(nails) kyu nahei katay?
Beta: Mmm… main toh subha roz kattaa ho par van ka driver itni slow drive karta hai ke rastay mein hi nails bar jatay hai. …

By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 12:24:14 PM

 

Joke
Murad ek larki ko dekh ke bola: Lafz tere geet mere! Gazal koi suna du kya?

Murad se Larki: Haath mere gaal tere! Kaan ke neeche bajaun kya? …
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:30:46 AM

 

Hindi Joke in English
Rohan & Mohan were sitting in a kabristan & were talking.
Rohan: Mohan, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hai.
Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai..!
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:23:54 AM

 

Dumb Rubel Joke
Rubel apni lover se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye rannaghar pe chali gayi.
Lover ke mobile sofa pe dekh kar Rubel ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?
Dear, sweety ya jaanu!
Jab usne misscall di to screen pe likh raha tha “Murga No.5? Calling!!!”.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:24:17 AM

 

Maid Joke
Parul (naukrani) ne Parul se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.
Parul Naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chup chap tamasha dekhne lagi.
Naukarani ne pucha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?
Parul: Nahi uske liye teen hi kafi hai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:25:21 AM

 

Laugh out Loud Hindi Joke
Habildar: Tumhe kal subah 6 baje pe phansi di jayegi.
Liton: Ha ha ha!
Habildar: Kyu hass rahe ho?
Liton: Main toh subha 9 baje tak sota hoon!
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:26:48 AM

 

Father Son Hindi Joke
Bap:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.
Beta:Thank God I was born after that .Pehle Paida hota to mar hi jata .
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:27:53 AM

 

Funny Pappu Joke in Hindi
Pappu: yar mere pas paise nhi hy mujhe kapre lena hen kya karun?
Dost: To bank se loan le lo
Pappu: Loan to le lun magar hmko sirf cotton pehanne ki adat hai
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:32:06 AM

 

Papa Beti Joke
Ek Bap beti se kaha: Pehle to tum mujhko papa kahte the ab dady kuyn kahte hoo, Kiya wajah hia ?
Beti Bap se kaha: Papa kehne se mera lipstick jo kharab hoo jati hai!
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:35:05 AM

 

Party Joke
Sabu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 10 butter naan kha liye.
Kuch der bad toilet mein pet pakar ke ro raha tha or bhagwan se request kar raha ki,
“He Bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de!”
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:24:35 AM

 

Pappu Joke
Pappu bada dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne uss se poocha, “Kyu, tension mein ho?”
Pappu: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 3 lakh rupeey diye thay, ab sale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon!
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:24:48 AM

 

Rubel Joke
Rubel: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Manik: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Rubel: Kya naam hai uska?
Manik: Wo ek Bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA”
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:24:59 AM

 

Stupid Rubel Joke
Liton to Rubel: Agar tum batao ki is thole ke andar kya hai, toh saare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai to wo murgi bhi tumari.
Rubel: Liton ji, koi hints toh do na plz?
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:26:25 AM

 

Joke
HAR JAGA TUM HO, ASMAN ME TUM HO, ZAMIN PE TUM HO,HAWA ME TUM HO,JAHA BHI DEKHO TUM HI TUM HO.
PANTI WALI AUNTY SAHI KEHTI HAI
"KITAANU" HAR JAGAH HOTE HAI.....
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:29:04 AM

 

Hindi Joke written in English
Labon se pucha: Aakkal bari ya Bhains?
Srabon confused ho gaya & then after sometime replied: Tu mujhko ullu samjte ho kya? Janamdin to bataya hi nahi. …!!!
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:30:34 AM

 

Hindi Joke
Pappu 2 Dokandar: Is mirror ki kya guarantee hai?
Dokandar: Aap iss ko 100 floor se nechay girao, mirror 99 floor tak nahi toote ga.
Pappu: Wah bahut badhiya, pack kar do!
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:32:33 AM

 

Marriage Propose Joke
Pappu & Chandni ek restaurant pe:
Pappu: Maine last bar puch raha hoon, tum mujhse shadi karogi?
Chandni: Nahi!
Pappu: Soch lo!
Chandni: Keh diya na nahi,
Pappu: Waiter bill alag alag lana
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:33:25 AM

 

Silly Joke
Meri Kam Ke Bahadur Jwano Utho,Kab Tak Tumlok bethe Raho Ho?
Kam Par Ye Wakt bahot bhari Hai,Utho Jaldi Karo,
Jootey Chapal Sab Chorr Do

TUFAN STORE Pr cheeni Aa Gai Hey
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:35:23 AM

 

School Joke
"Sarkari school ke Bachay kisi ko ghaseet kar lay ja rahay tha..
Path mein ek Bujurg ny kaha: Baccho!
Ladkay ko chor do ye khud school chala jaye ga..
Bachay jor se bole:
Babu ji ye shagird nahi, hamara ustad he,
roz school se bhaag jata hai"
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 12:24:28 PM

 

Pappu aur Santa
Pappu: Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachna!
Santa sitting with his dog in the theater, “Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket jo liya hai.”
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:44:03 AM

 

Hindi
Jibon bohut kuch sikhati hai,
Kabhi hashati hay kabhi rulaty hay
Khud se vijyada kisi par bshwash mat karna,
Kyuki andhere mein toh parchai bhi saath chor jati hai.

By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 12:24:02 PM

 

Hindi Joke in English
Pappu : Aaj maine apne class ki sabse pyari larki ko phasa li..
Sohan : Woh kaisey?
Pappu:class lagi thi.. Maine kagaz ka jahaz bana ke Pheinka. Jahaz teacher ke pass chala gaya. Us ne gussey se poocha yeh kiss ne pheinka? Maine us larki ka nam le liya or woh phas gaye bichari.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 12:24:48 PM

 

Pappu Crazy Joke
Pappu ek baar bataya tha mujh ko,Barasti barish se ishq hai usko,Aur uska ishq pane ke liye,Yeh aankhe har din barasti hai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:36:07 AM

 
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pappu 3 cheej me first aya

pappu: papa me class me 3 cheej me first hamesha ata huu.
santa: (khush hokar) wo kya puttar
pappu: 1.me class ke beclnxh me khara hone par me first ata hu
2.me class ke bahar khare hkne par first ata hu
aur
3.school se bhagne me first ata hu.
More than 5 months ago (12 December 2015 4:22:55 AM UTC)
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jokes

Sucking jokes!!! Fuck it
More than 7 months ago (24 October 2015 4:48:34 AM UTC)
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good

Lund lund ke bal I am fuck u
More than 9 months ago (10 August 2015 8:33:54 AM UTC)
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I like it

It's really nice ; ( :* ;)
15 April 2015 10:30:13 AM UTC
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ishu .
ishu .

santa or banta

ek baar santa ne banta se puchha ki
tumhe gadha ki full form ati hai?
banta: nahi! tum bata do
santa: are g-good a-active d-deautiful h-handsum a-all in one. lekin ha ek bat yaad rakhna ye tumhare liye nahi mere liye hai. tumhare liye to gadha ke full form gadha hi hai.
22 November 2012 10:51:12 AM UTC
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ishu .
ishu .

santa or banta

ek baar santa ne banta se puchha ki
santa: tumhe gadhe ki full form ati hai?
banta: nahi! tum bata do
santa: are g-good a-active d-deautiful h-handsum a-all in one. lekin ha ek bat yaad rakhna ye tumhare liye nahi mere liye hai. tumhare liye to gadha ke full form gadha hi hai.
22 November 2012 10:48:48 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
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Rikshit air cherry

ek baar Rikshit marr Gaya
Bas ho gya joke
suraj kancha .
suraj kancha .

underwear nai tha

एक बार वहाँ एक लड़का है जो लड़कियों के नई सड़क में एक दिन वह अपने भाई से कहा कि उसे लड़की की एक अंडरवियर देख अंडरवियर देखना चाहता था. भाई को बताया himto शहर महल जाने के लिए और आखिरी मंजिल से देखना. लड़के ने वैसा ही किया और वह hom आया. अपने भाई से पूछा, "तुम लड़कियों के अंडरवियर देखा है? लड़के को बताया कि लड़की अंडरवियर नहीं पहना था ..
04 November 2012 2:36:11 AM UTC
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shavi sharma .
shavi sharma .

student -teacher joke

teacher;tumhe pata h jab me tumhari umar ka tha to mere full marks aaya krte the
student peeche se comment krte hue
student:ate honge ,terko koi achha teacher padhat hoga...
28 October 2012 2:03:07 PM UTC
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