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20 February 2010 4:03:10 AM UTC in Marathi Jokes SMS Shayari and Kavita

Husband and Wife Jokes in Marathi

Husband and Wife Jokes in Marathi is a collection of some funny and hilarious jokes and dialogues between Husband and Wife and looks at the lighter side of married life.

Cooking Joke
Chima: Aho aiklet ka, udya mazi aai yeun rahiliy.

Chimanrao: Tuze baba pan tyanchyasobat yenar ahet kay?

Chima: Nahi, pan tumhi ase ka vichartay?

Chimanrao: Hyasathich ki swayampakat mala madat zali asti!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 4:07:25 AM

 

Cofee Joke
Khashaba tyachya baikobarobar ekda eka coffee shopmadhe jato.

Khashaba: Aga coffee patkan piun taak..nahitar ti thandi houn jaain.

Baiko: mhanun kay zale?
Khashaba(khise chachpat): menu cardvar lihiley..hot coffee 60 rupayala ani cold coffee 120 rupayala!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 4:09:47 AM

 

Funny Thamakaku Damuanna Joke
Damuanna ekda tyanchi baiko Thamakakubarobar hotelat jaatat tevha ek madam yeun tyanna hello karte.

Thamakaku: Kay ho, kon hoti ti?

Damuanna: Ata tu doke khau nakos, mi adhich bechain aahe ki ti suddha hech vicharel!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 4:11:32 AM

 

Joke
Thamakaku: Mi aplya molkarnila aajach kamavarun kadhun taakle!

Damuanna: Aga pan tu tila ajun ek sandhi dili asti!

Thamakaku: Pan mala tumhala kontich sandhi dyaychi nahiy!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 4:06:05 AM

 

Funny Husband and Wife Marathi Joke
Phonechi ring wajate.

To: Phone majhyasathi aasel tar sang ki mi ghari nahi.

Ti: Te gharicha aahet.

To: Mi tula nahi sangeetale hote ki.

Ti: To phone majhyasathi hota.
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 4:06:31 AM

 

Funny Joke
Pandu hawaldarachya ghari ratri chori hot aste..tyaveles to zoplela asto. Tyachi patni mhante, “Aho, uthaki gharaat chor shirleyt!”
Pandu hawaldar: Zopu de ga…mi aata dutyvar nahiy!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 4:09:59 AM

 

Crazy Joke in Marathi
Chhaganrao: Tula kahi zale tar mi veda hoil!
Chima: Tumhi dusre lagna tar nahi na karnaar?
Chhaganrao: Vedyacha kaay bharosa…kahihi karen!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 4:10:13 AM

 

Doctor Joke
Doctor: Tumha doghe navra-baikocha raktagat ekach aahe!

Chimanrao(miskiline): Nakkich asnar…geli 20 varshe maaze rakta pitey ti!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 4:10:25 AM

 

Pati Patni Marathi Joke
Pati: Tu kaay mala kutra mhanalis?
(Patni niruttar)
Pati (punha ekda): Mi kutra distoy ka tula?
(Patni kahich bolat nahi)
Pati (chidun): Mi kaay vichartoy?
Patni: Nahi mhatle…pan krupaya ata bhunkane band kara!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 4:12:00 AM

 

Brainless Joke
Thamakaku(raagane): Tumchya dokyat tar nuste shen bharley!

Damuanna(premane): Mag maghapasun ka khaun rahiliyes?
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 4:11:46 AM

 

Marathi Husband and Wife Joke
Chameli: Jevha tumhi lassi pitat, tevha mala Laila mhantat,
Jevha whiskey pitat, tevha mala Ladke mhantaat.
Aaj kaay piun aalat, je mala Chudel mhanun rahilat?
Chimanrao: Aaj mi purna shuddhit aahe!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 4:12:17 AM

 

Old Age Joke
80 varshanche Dhondiba tyanchi bayko Yamunabaila mhantat…
Dhondiba: Mi tuzyasathi akashatle tare todun anu shakto!
Yamunabai: Tondane shenga fodta yet naahi ani challeyt aakrod todaayla!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 4:12:38 AM

 

Husband and Wife Joke in Marathi
Chimanravanchi bayko achanak tyanchya officemadhye yete. Tyaveles Chimanrao secretaryla kavet gheun eka khurchit basle hote. Chimanrao usne avsaan anun mhantaat….
Chimanrao(secretaryla): Kaan ughdun aik. Budget kitihi kami padle tari, mala eka khurchine bhagnar nahi. Durya khurchichi taabadtob order deun taak!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 4:13:02 AM

 

Hilarious Husband and Wife Joke
Thamakaku: Aho tumhi mala nustya sastya hotelvar bhulavtaat..kadhitari ekhadya mahaag thikani gheun chala!

Chimanrao: Chal tayaar ho, tula aaj mahag thikani gheun jaato.

Thamakaku(anandane): Kuthe Taj hotelat kay?
Chimanrao: Nahi, tula Raj Petrol Pump dakhavto!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 4:08:15 AM

 

Blind Beggar Joke
Bhikari: He sundari, hya aandhalyala 2 rupaye de!

Sadoba(baikola): Deun taak….tula sundari mhantoy mhanje aandhalaach asnaar!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 4:05:35 AM

 

Like mother, like father joke
Pati: Tu mazya aaisarkhya polya nahi banau shakat.
Patni: Banau shakte..fakt tumhi kanik timbun det jaa tumchya vadilansarkhi!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 4:05:17 AM

 

Funny Pat Patni Marathi Joke
Patni: Maza ishara nek aahe..tumhi hazaront ek aahet!

Patni: Mi pan dokyane hushar aahe…hazaarat mi ek thik pan adhi ek sang he baki 999 kaun aahet?
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 4:05:49 AM

 

Sense of Humour
Thamakaku: Aho, kharech saanga tumhala maze saundarya aavadte ki maazi hushari?

Chimanrao: Mala tuzi vinod karnyachi vrutti far aavadte!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 4:07:54 AM

 

Cold War Joke
Chimanrao ani Sindhubai hya doghant jordaar bhandan hote ani te ekmekanshi abola dharun astaat. Ratri Chimanrao zoptana Sindhubaichya ushivar chitthi lihun thevtaat, “Mala pahaate 5:00 wajela uthav”. Dusrya divshi Chimanrao uthun baghtaat tar 9:00 waajlele! Te Sindhubainvar raagavnaar itkyat tyanchya ushashi tyanna thevleli chitthi diste, “5:00 wajlet..utha!”
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 4:08:48 AM

 

Anger and Love Joke
Ganpatrao tyanchi baayko Thamakakunshi gappa marit astat. Maddhech tyanna tichi cheshta karnyachi lahar yete. Te tichya galaavar ek thappad martat ani mhantaat…..

Ganpatrao: Manus tyach vyaktila marto jichyavar tyache prem aste!

Thamakaku(tyanchya gaalavar joraat thappad maarun): Tumhala kaay waatle maaze tumchyavar prem naahi?
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 4:09:06 AM

 

Comedy Joke
Prashna: Baiko maheri gelyavar navaryala roj phon ka karte?
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Uttar: Karn navaryal athavan rahili pahije ki dhoka talala nahi, to parat yeil!!!!!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 4:10:57 AM

 

Thamakaku Damuanna Joke
Thamakaku: Aho raatri tumhi piun gatarat lolat padla hota!

Damuanna: Kay karu, sagla wait sangticha

parinaam, amhi 5 mitra ani ekach baatli ani te chaughe nalayak pit nahit!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 4:11:13 AM

 

Judge Joke
Judge (Thamakakunna): Tumhi khup shur aahat. Gharat ghuslelya gundyala tumhi changle zodpun kaadhle..Farach chhan!
Thamakaku: Mala kaay mahit to gunda hota…andharat mala watale maze ‘he’ ghari ushirane aale!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 4:12:28 AM

 

Husband and Wife Joke
Eka adani mansane alarmche ghadyal vikat ghetale. Char-panch varshe te nit chalale.

Tyananter te band padale. Te ghadyal ka band padale he pahanyasathi tya mansane sarv ghadyal kholun pahile. Tyala tyat ek melele jhural disale.

Te pahun adani manus baykola mhanala, “Aga, he ghadyal band padnarach.
Karan ghadyal chalvnara driverach marun padlay bagh”.
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 4:04:49 AM

 

Marathi Joke
Sau. Bandopant: Aho, aiklat ka? Doctoranni ek mahina kuthlyashya hill station var hawapalatsaathi jaayla saangitley. Aapan kuthe jaayche?

Shree Bandopant: dusrya doctoraankade
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 4:06:46 AM

 

Pati Patni Relative Joke in Marathi
Pati ani patni bajaraat jaat astat tevha rastyat tyanna ek gaadhav diste.

Patni(miskil hasun): Tumche naatewaik distahet….tyanna namaskar ghala!

Pati(hasun): Namaste Saasrebua!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 4:09:26 AM

 

Funny Joke
Thamakaku: Tumchyashivay mi marun jaain!

Damuanna: Mi dekhil marun jaain!

Thamakaku: Pan ka mhanoon?

Damuanna: Karan itki khushi mi sahan karu shaknar nahi
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 4:07:05 AM

 

Funny Marathi Joke
Thamakaku: To jo manus rastyavarun daru piun jaat aahe, tyala mi 12 varshanpurvi lagnala nakaar dila hota. Bagha to aattaparyant daru pitoy!

Damuanna: Are waah! Mhanunach attaparyant to anand saajara kartoy!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 4:07:40 AM

 
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shubham .
shubham .

techer student

ek hushaar mulaga asato tyche paper asatata tychi madam yeun tyala mahanti. madam:-paper madhe kahich nahi. mulaga:-madam paper madhe kahich nahi tar mi lihinar kudhun.
26 November 2012 3:12:36 PM UTC
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Alex mercer .
Alex mercer .

kes kapychet kay ?

doctor eka mansacha pathi dhavat asto....

ek manus:- are doctor saheb tumi tya mansacha pathi ka dhavta aahe ....

doctor:- are to vichitra manus aahe pratek velela dokhyach opration karaychay manto aani kes kaplya var palun jato................!!!!!™
04 October 2012 9:26:49 AM UTC
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undir mama

ek hota undir....................
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jast navte fakta ekach hota!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
04 October 2012 9:22:27 AM UTC
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sushil .
sushil .

jokes

Eka adani mansane alarmche ghadyal vikat ghetale. Char-panch varshe te nit chalale.

Tyananter te band padale. Te ghadyal ka band padale he pahanyasathi tya mansane sarv ghadyal kholun pahile. Tyala tyat ek melele jhural disale.

Te pahun adani manus baykola mhanala, “Aga, he ghadyal band padnarach.
Karan ghadyal chalvnara driverach marun padlay bagh”.
02 August 2012 11:15:30 PM UTC
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sushil .
sushil .

jokes

Chameli: Jevha tumhi lassi pitat, tevha mala Laila mhantat,
Jevha whiskey pitat, tevha mala Ladke mhantaat.
Aaj kaay piun aalat, je mala Chudel mhanun rahilat?
Chimanrao: Aaj mi purna shuddhit aahe
02 August 2012 11:13:04 PM UTC
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Omkar Sangeshkar .
Omkar Sangeshkar .

DJ ani Manya...

Ratri lagnachi party chalu astana, DJ wala manyala vicharto....
DJ : DJ kiti vaje paryant vajvaycha aahe .....
Manya : 8 - 10 peg mare paryant vajav....
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mag sagle kay generatorchya awazavar pan nachayla lagtil.....
05 June 2012 11:10:00 AM UTC
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parshawnath lungare,ashti d,j .
parshawnath lungare,ashti d,j .

pati,patni

Pati ani patni bajaraat jaat astat tevha rastyat tyanna ek gaadhav diste.

Patni(miskil hasun): Tumche naatewaik distahet….tyanna namaskar ghala!

Pati(hasun): Namaste Saasrebua!


16 April 2012 6:07:15 AM UTC
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