Malayalam Friends Jokes is about two or three friends, friendship, their quarrels, silly things and funny hilarious stuff that one comes across among friends.
Two Friends Mallu Joke
Priya: Ninte bharthavinu pushpangal ennal athrakkishtamano?
Mohini: Athedi, urakkathinidayil daliya, jasmine, lilly ennokkepparanja enne angeru chombikkunnathu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:31:42 AM
Mallu Mother in Law Joke
Geetha: Kaduvayeppole cheerikkondirunna ninte ammayiamma ippol eppozhum punchirichu kondanallo nilppu. Ithengane sadhichu?
Tina: Deshyappedathirunnal ammayude mukham aiswarya raiyudethu poleyanennu njan paranju.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:32:15 AM
Birthday Gift Joke
Gopan: Innente kamukiyude birthdaya. Enthu sammanam kodukkanamonnu oru idea kittunnilla.
Babu: Ninte kamuki kanaan engine?
Gopan: Sundariyaanu.
Babu: Enkil ente phone number koduthekku.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:32:28 AM
Powercut Joke
Paralokathethiy koottukar thammil.
Oraal: Ivideyum power cut aano? Onnum kaanan vayyallo!
Matteyaal: Powercut alleda. Nee bhoomiyil vachu kannu daanam cheythathu marannupoyo?
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:34:19 AM
Friends Malayalam Joke
Narayanan: Edo orikkalum madyam kazhikkaruthu. Oru thavan kazhichaal pinneppinne athoru seelamaavum.
Ayyappan: Onnu podo, athokke chumma parayuvaa. Kazhinja pathinanchu varshamaayi njan madyam kazhikkunnu. Ennittum athoru seelamaayittilla.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:46:09 AM
Elephant Joke
Raman: Edo balaa, thante aana charinjedo.
Balan: Athinentha, aana ninnalum charinjaalum pantheerayiramennalle?
Raman: Athalla, aanayude adiyil thante penperannorum undayirunnu!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:46:41 AM
Dentist and Friends Joke
Gayathri: Rani, Neeyinnale pakal muzhuvanum dentistinte adukkalayirunnu ennalle paranjathu? Ennittu oruthante koode cinema theateril ninnirangi varunnathu kandallo?
Rani: Ayaalanu njan paranja dentist.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:31:57 AM
Fastfood Joke
Thattukadayilirunnu bhakshanam vaari valichu kazhikkunna aalodu changathi: Thanenthina ingane aakrantham kaanikkunnathu?
Matteyaal: Ivide ‘fastfood’ ennu ezhuthi vachirikkunnathu kandille?
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:33:32 AM
Friends Bet Joke in Malayalam
Panthayam vachu nooru roopa nediya Robertinodu Praveen: Enthayirunnu panthayam?
Robert: Oru ethappazham ottakkadikku moonu kashanamakkanam!
Praveen: Neeyathengane sadhichu?
Robert: Njan athinte naduvil ninnu oru kashanam kadicheduthu!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:33:49 AM
Friends Mallu Joke
Kuttappan: Nee avalodu kshama chodichittum aval nine thalliyenno?
Ramanan: Paranjappol oru grammar mistake pattiyatha. Ennodu porukkanam ennullathinu pakaram ente koode porukkanam enna njan paranjathu!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:48:05 AM
Vanaja Girija Joke
Vanaja: Oru installment pirivukarane vivaham cheythathu abadhamayippoyenna thonnunnathu.
Girija: Enthu patti?
Vanaja: Orumma thannalum ayaalu parayum ithu thavanakalaayi thirichadakkanamennu!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:31:14 AM
Friends Joke
Ganesh: kanathaya thante makanu Malayalam mathramalle ariyoo? Pinne pathrathile parasyathil avan thamizhum hindiyumokke samsarikkumennu koduthathenthina?
Jose: Athu pinne avane kanathayittu oru varshatholamayille? Ippam thamizhum hindiyumokke padichittundenkilo?
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:33:16 AM
Malayalam Friends Joke
Hema: Current illathathukondu enthoru budhimutta? Mixeem washing machinumonnum work cheyyippikkan pattunnilla.
Seema: Veettil pinne aa prashnamilla. Chettan pension ayathil pinne ee vaka upakaranangalonnum edukkareyilla.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:31:29 AM
Two Friends Joke
Soman: Sookshichal dukhikkenda ennu parayunnathu verutheya.
Mustafa: Athentha?
Soman: Nooru gram kanjavu sookshichathina enne innale police pidichathu!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:34:03 AM
Malayalam Friends Joke
Ramu: Thanenthinado aa truck kandappol odiyathu?
Babu: Ente bharya oru truck drivaroda olichodiyathu. Avale thirichelppikkan varikayaanennu karuthi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:48:27 AM
Funny Friends Joke in Malayalam
Vasudevan: Innethado pathivillathe thante mobilil ishtam pole ‘I love you’ messagukal varunnundallo?
Ajayan: Athente mobilalla, ente bharyayudetha!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:32:43 AM
Mobile Phone Joke
Mohan: Njaninnale mobile shoppukarane pattichu?
Rohan: Engane?
Mohan: njan ezee charge cheyyan nooru roopa
koduthu. Pakshe thettaya number koduthu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:32:59 AM
Dinner Joke
Kuttappan: Njan ennum oru kozhiyeyum koottiyaa chapathi thinnunnathu.
Rajappan: Ho, ithinumathram panam thante kayyilundo?
Kuttappan: Enthina athinumathram panam? Oru chappathi njan thinnum orennam kozhikkum kodukkum.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:34:36 AM
2 Friends Joke in Malayalam
Thomas: daivam havvye aanu aadyam srishtichirunnathenkil enthu sambhavikkumayirunnu?
Seban: Enkil aval daivathinte vaariyellu ooriyeduthene!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:45:35 AM