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16 December 2009 8:52:41 AM UTC in Malayalam Jokes and SMS

Malayalam School and Teacher Student Jokes

Malayalam School and Teacher Student Jokes is about funny kids and teachers which bring about the memory of school life and the innocent days.

Student Joke
Ajmal: Ninte achan tailor alle, pinnentha ninte shirt kkeriyirikkunnathu?
Kamal: Ninte Achan dentist alle. Pinnentha ninte aniyan janichappol pallonnum illathirunnathu?
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:20:57 AM

 

Tution Malayalam Kids Joke
UKGyil padikkunna makan: Amme, njan paditham nirthi valla joliyum chrythu jeevikkuvan povukayaa.

Amma: Athinu UKGyil padikkunna ninakku enthu ljoli kittana?

Makan: Njan LKGyile penkuttikalkku tuition edukkamallo?
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:21:16 AM

 

Student Leave Joke
Appuppan kochumonodu: Mone, ninte headmaster ingottu varunnundu. Adi kittenda enkil vegam olicho!

Kochumon: aadyam appuppan olikku. Appuppan marichu ennum paranja njan randazhcha avadhi vangiyathu!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:21:35 AM

 

Funny Joke
Dennis: Che! Ippam aalukalkku sathyavum neethiyum there illaathayi.

Manoj: nine aarenkilum chathicho?

Dennis: Oru manyante kayyil ninnu nooru roopa thazheppoyi. Ayaalariyaathe njanathu chavittippidichu kashttappettu pockettilaakki. Veettil kondu vannu nokkiyappozhalle chathi manassilayathu. Athu kallanote!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:21:52 AM

 

Mother and Daughter Malayalam Joke
Amma: Enthina mone nee puthiya veettile chuvarokke varachu vrithi kedakkunnathu?

Kutti: Amma thanneyalle paranjathu, ithu drawing roomanennu?
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:22:10 AM

 

Father and Son Malayalam Joke
Father: Entha mone nee chodyangal mathram padikkunnathu?

Manu: Teacher naale classil chodyangal chodikkumenna paranjirikkunnathu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:22:26 AM

 

School Joke
Teacher: Namukku nammude school enggine vrithiyayi sookshikkuka?

Unnikkuttan: Valare eluppam, njangalellam veettilirunnaal mathi
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:00:27 AM

 

Grammar Joke
Teacher: Eeerkkilinte bahuvachanam parayoo
Kutti: Chool
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:01:06 AM

 

Funny Student Joke
Teacher: Vellathil ninnum enthina current edukkunnathu?

Kutti: Allenkil kulikkanirangumpol currentadikkum!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:53:53 AM

 

Innocent Kid Joke
Adhyapakan: sadaa samayavum kanneerolippikkunna jeevi?
Kutti: seeriyal nadi
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:55:02 AM

 

Funny Teacher Joke
Teacher: Aaranu ninte ishtapetta ezhuthukaran allenkil ezhuthukari?

Arjun: Teacharude makal

Teacher: Athinu aval onnum ezhuthiyittillallo?
Arjun: Ella azhchayum enikku love letter ezhuthunnundu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:53:39 AM

 

Classroom Joke
Classil teacher: TV akramangalkku kaaranamaakum ennu parayunnathu sariyaano?

Appumon: Athe teacher.

Teacher: Athentha?

Appumon: Njan TV on cheythal mathi appol thanne amma enne thallan varum!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:54:38 AM

 

Hilarious Joke
Adhyapakan: ithavana markkellam mosama. Saaramilla adutha pareekshakku nee enpathu sathamanavum vanganam.

Kutti: Njan nooru sathamaanavum vaangum.
Adhyapakan: thamasa parayalle.

Kutti: Saaralle thudangi vachathu!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:55:58 AM

 

Teacher Joke in Malayalam
Teacher: Mrigangalkku illathathum manushyanu ullathumaaya oru prathyekathayenthanu?

Joju: Mrigathinu orikkalum oru manushyanaakaan kazhiyilla. Ennal manushyanu palappozhum mrigamakan kazhiyum.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:56:33 AM

 

School Joke in Malayalam
Adhyapakan: Pandukaalathu vivahadivasam varane kuthirappurathu konduvannirunnathu enthinaayirunnu?

Kutti: Odi rakshappedan oru avasaram kodukkan.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:53:06 AM

 

Teacher Student Malayalam Joke
Teacher: Minnalundakumpol minnal aadyavum idisabdam pinneedum undakan enthanu karanam?

Vidyarthi: Nammude kannukal munnilum chevikal purakilumaayathu kondu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:53:21 AM

 

Funny School Joke
Chodyam: Ammayum adhyapakanum thammilulla vyathyasamenthanu?

Utharam: Ammakku oru kuttiye mathram urakkam, adhyapakanu oru classile muzhuvan kuttikaleyum!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:54:23 AM

 

Malayalam School Joke
Classil pattu paadunna kuttiyodu Tintumon: Ninakku Tvyilo radioyilo paadikkoode?

Kutti: nghe? Athrakku nannayittundo?

Tintumon: Hey, athalla. TVyilo radioyilo aakumpam off cheyyallo!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:55:16 AM

 

Teacher Student Joke
Teacher: Enthanu sathyavum viswasavum thammilulla vyathyasam?

Kutti: Teacher njangale padippikkunnu ennathu

sathyam. Njangal padikkunnu ennathu teacherinte viswasam!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:55:40 AM

 

Class Teacher Joke
Class teacher: Kaalayum pasuvum oru maithanathil meyukayayirunnu. Ee vakyaghadana sariyaakki parayoo.

Subi: Pasuvum kaalayum maithanathil meyukayayirunnu.

Class Teacher: Enthina Subi angane thiruthi parayunnathu?

Subi: Sthreekalkkalle teacher ellayidathum munganana!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:56:52 AM

 

Laugh Out Joke in Malayalam
Class teacher: Kaayavum Maayavum thammilulla vyathyasam enthanennu parayoo

Nalini: Kaayam rasathilum sambarilum upayogikkum.

Class teacher: Appo maayamo?

Nalini: Ellathilum upayogikkum.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:57:20 AM

 

Joke
Class teacher: Kuttiyentha thamasichathu?

Naveen: Vahanaapakadamundayi saar
Class teacher: Ennittu kuttikku parikkonnumillallo.

Naveen : Vahanapakadam njan adyamayi kanukaya saar.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:58:22 AM

 

Malayalam Exam Joke
University pareeksha ezhuthikkondirunna vidyarthi supervisorodu: Saar… ee chodya paper kazhinja varshathethu thanneyanallo!

Supervisor: Athu than randamathum ezhuthunnathu kondu thonnunnatha… Aadyamayi ezhuthunnavarkku aa abhiprayamillalo!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:54:10 AM

 

School Holiday Joke
Adhyapakan: Yesukristhu, Sreebudhan, Gurunanak,
Mahaveeran. Ivar thammil ethu kariyathilanu sadrisyamullathu?

Sambhu: Ivarokke marichathu Kendra government avadhi divasangalilanu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:58:37 AM

 

Teacher Student Joke
Puthuthayi vanna teacher classile kuttikalodu peru chodichu parichayappedukayayirunnu. Oru vidyarthi peru paranjappol deshyathode teacher: Njan chodichathu Amerikkan presidentinte peralla. Ninte peraa.

Vidyarthini: Athuthanneya teacher njan paranjathu. ‘O Bhama’ yenna ente peru.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:58:59 AM

 

Homework Joke
Teacher: Ee home work nee thanne cheythathano?
Anoop: Ammaya cheythathu.

Teacher: Athentha?

Anoop: Achanu anganeyulla kanakkukalonnum ariyilla. Athukonda.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:59:17 AM

 

Birthday Joke
Adhyapakan vidhyarthiyodu: Thante janana heeyathi parayoo

Vidhyarthi: April irupathettu

Adhyapakan: Ethu varsham?

Vidhyarthi: Ella varshavumundu sir…
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:59:29 AM

 

Nice and Funny Joke in Malayalam
Adhyapakan: Enikku oru kuthirayum kazhuthayum undennu karuthuka. Njan ethinte purathaavum kayari savari cheyyuka?

Sunny: Kuthirayude purathu

Adhyapakan: Correct! Engane manassilayi?

Sunny: Oru kazhutha veroru kazhuthayude purathu kayaraarilla.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:59:49 AM

 

Comedy Joke in School
Adhyaapakan: ‘Panchasaara’ cherthoru vachakam parayoo ramu

Ramu: Njan payasam kudichu.

Adhyaapakan: Athilevide panchasaara?
Ramu: Payasathil cherthittundu sir.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:00:46 AM

 

Handwriting Joke
Vidyarthi: Ente uthara kadalasil saarentho ezhuthiyittundallo. Ethra sramichittum enikkathu vaayikkan pattunnilla.

Adhyaapakan: Thante kaiyaksharam mechappeduthanamennaa njan ezhuthiyirikkunnathu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:01:19 AM

 

School Comedy Joke
Uchakkusesham classilethiya adhyapika moonnam classile sunilinodu: Clockile cheriya soochiyippol pathinonnilum valya soochi aarilumaayal enthu manassilakkam?

Sunil: Clock repair cheyyan samayamayennu manassilakkam!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:01:35 AM

 

School Joke in Malayalam
Charithram padippikkunna Ananthan saar baijuvinodu chodichu: ‘Nammude raashtra pithavu Mahatma Gandhi uyarthi pidicha aadarsam enthayirunnu?

Baiju: Enikkariyilla saar

Ananthan saar avane pothire thalli. Ennittu paranju koduthu: ‘Ahimsa’
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:01:50 AM

 

Chemistry Joke
Rasathanthra classil adhyapakan: Choodayal chila padarthangalude niram marum. Orudaharanam parayamo?

Sunny: Veettil daddy choodayal mammiyude niram maarum.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:58:06 AM

 

School Joke
Teacher: Pazhaya kalthe oru jeeviyude peru parayoo

Appu: Zebra

Teacher: Athengane?

Appu: Pinnillathe, athu black and white alle?
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:57:36 AM

 

School Joke
School varandhayil chutti nadakkunna vidyarthiyode adhapakan: Thanokke enthinado schoolil varunnathu?

Vidyarthi: Vidyakku vendi

Adhyapakan: Enkil classil kayariyirikku
Vidyarthi: Vidya innu classil vannittilla saar
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:57:48 AM

 
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