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20 February 2010 12:41:12 AM UTC in Marathi Jokes SMS Shayari and Kavita

Marathi Jokes


Marathi Jokes are the funniest set of hilarious jokes in Marathi which are jolly to read and enjoy. These Marathi Jokes are enjoyable and entertaining.

Doctor Patient Marathi Joke
Vedyanchya ispitalat sagle vede bebhan houn naachat astaat, pan ekjan maatr shantpane baslela asto.

Te baghun doctor kutuhalaane tyanna vichartat, “tumhi saglejan kashasathi nachtaahet?”

Nachnare vede, “amhi lagnaache varhadi mhanoon naachtoyat.” Tevha doctor shantapane baslelyala vichartat, “tumhi nahi nachat ahat?” To uttar deto, “Murkha, disat nahi..mi navardev aahe te!”
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 3:00:11 AM

 

Funny Doctor Patient Joke
Dagdu: Doctor sayeb, chashma lavlyavar mala vaachta yeil nhava?

Doctor: Ho tar, nakkich!

Dagdu: Lai zyak Doctor sayeb, nhaitar aadani mansaachi zindgi kaay kaamachi?
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 3:00:26 AM

 

Husband and Wife Marathi Joke
Sakharam tyachya baykocha antyavidhi atopun ghari parat jaat asto. Titkyat vij chamakte, dhag gadgadtaat ani jordaar paavsala suruvat hote.
Sakharam(nishwas takun): Var pohochli watate!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 3:02:34 AM

 

Drunkard Joke
Timbunana khup daaru piun rastyane zingat chalat astana ek kutra tyanchyavar saarkha bhunkat asto.

Timbunana vaitaagun rastyachya kadela aslela ek mottha dagad kutryala maarnyasathi uchalnyacha prayatna kartaat. Pan dagad jaagcha halechna.

Shevti niraash houn Timbunana udgaartaat, “Waahre kaay jamaana aahe..aajkal lok kutryanna mokle sodtaat ani dagad baandhun thevtaat!”
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 3:00:43 AM

 

Funny Drunkard Joke
Ekda eka saadhula ek bewda yeun dhadkto.

Sadhu(ragaun): Murkh mansa, mi tula shraap deto.

Bewda: Ek minute thamba…mi glass gheun yeto!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 3:00:57 AM

 

Husband and Wife Joke
Ganpatrao: Jevha mi changle kapde ghalun baazarat jaato tar bhajivaale mala bhajya mahaag detat. Jevha mi malke kapde ghalun jato tar sastyat detat.

Thamakaku: Tumhi wadge gheun bajarat jaat ja, fukkat bhajya miltil!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 3:02:47 AM

 

Master Servant Joke
Damuanna(Nokar Ramula): Ramu itke daas gun-gun kartaahet… tyanna maar jara!

Damuanna(thodyavelane): Are Ramu, gaadhva mi tula daas marayla saangitle hote..ajun daas gungunatach aahet!

Alshi Ramu: Maalak, mi tar saggle daas marlet..hya tar tyanchya vidhwa bayka aahet jya radun raahilyat!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 3:04:35 AM

 

Marathi Joke
Eka vastusangrahalayat ek vrudh manus phirun phirun damala. Tyala basanyasathi jaga disena, tenvha to “Ranapratap singhanche simvasan” ashi pati aslelya asanaver basala.

Te pahun vastusangrahalayacha karmchari dhavat yeun tyana mhanala, “Aho baba, pan te simvasan Ranapratap singhanche aahe”.
Vrudh manus: Asu det, to ala, ki uthel me.
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 3:01:43 AM

 

Friends Joke in Marathi
Jagan: Sarvansamor tar tu motha wagh banun rahto, gharich kay hote tula?

Chhagan: Ghari pan wagh asto, pan ‘Durga’ swar houn jaate!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 2:59:17 AM

 

Hilarious Drunkard Joke
Ekda Dhondu daaru piun zokandya det raatrichya veli rastyavarun jaat asto. Titkyat ek police tyala hatakto.

Police: Itkya raatri bara wajta tu kuthe jaat ahes?

Dhondu: Daru pinyache dushparinaam hyavar ek vyakhyan aahe te aikaayla jaatoy!

Police: Evdhya ratri kon vyakhyan denar tula?
Dhondu: Mazi baiko!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 3:01:11 AM

 

Bike Joke
Sakharam: Mi tula gadi gheun deil….tu H.S.C. pass zala tari ani fail zala tari!

Bandya(anandane): Kharech ka baba?

Sakharam: Ho pass zalas tar scooty collegemadhye jaayla ani fail zala tar Rajdoot doodh vikayla!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 3:03:15 AM

 

Salesman Marathi Joke
Ek salesman thakumaavshichya maage mungi-nashak paavdar ghenyacha lakda lavto, “Baisaheb, mungyachi paavadar khup chhan aahe. Ghyana!”

Thakumaavshi (naak murdun): Shi baai, aamhi nasto mungyanche bhalte laad karit..aaj tyanna paavdar dili, udya tya lipstick maagtil!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 3:01:30 AM

 

Funny Friends Joke
Dagdu: Kay re Jagan, tu kiti shiklas?

Jagan(toryane): B.A.

Dagdu: Chyayla, don akshar shiklas..tehi ulte!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 2:59:32 AM

 

College Joke in Marathi
Professor: tumhi roj 8 taas tari zople pahije.

Students (eka surat): Kase shakkya aahe sir? College fakt 5 taasach aste!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 3:27:11 AM

 

Joke
Chintu: Aajoba tumhi badam khata kay?

Aajoba: Nahire chintu…mala daatach naahit.

Chintu: Mag harkat nahi…he tumchyajawal theva, shaaletun aalyavar ghein mi.
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 3:03:30 AM

 

Joke
Ekda Chingi post officemadhye money-order karaayla jaate.
Postmaster: Madam, hya nota badlun dya…faatkya aahet!

Chingi (toryat): Mi mazya mummyla paise paathavtey. Faatkya nota dein vaa navyakorya..tumhala kaay karaaychey?
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 3:01:54 AM

 

Joke
Mulga: Pitaaji, mala durche disat nahi..chashma gheun dya.

Kavadichumbak Karodimal tyachya mulala anganaat gheun jaato ani vicharto..

Karodimal: Te bagh…kaay distey?

Mulga: To surya ahe.

Karodimal: Are naalayka, ajun kiti durche baghaychey tula?
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 3:03:54 AM

 

Music Joke
Chintu: Dada mala tabla gheun dya.

Dada: Nahi…tu sarvanna traas deshil.

Chntu: Mulich nahi Dada… mi sarv gharatale jhopale ki tabla wajavat jaail.
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 3:04:07 AM

 

Joke
TC: Ajibai tikitache purn paise dya.

Ajibai: Mi student ahe.

TC: Accha kontya shalet?

Ajibai: Te kashala sangu?

TC: Mazhya Ajiche admission karayche ahe.
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 3:26:37 AM

 

Marathi Joke
Bhikari: Dada, kahitari khayla dya.

Totaram: Tamate kha.

Bhikari: Poli nahitar shila bhat dya dada.

Totaram: Tamate kha.

Bhikari: Bare, tamatech khau ghala.
Totaramchi Baiko(baher yeun): Are, he totre boltat…tula saangtahet ki KAMAKE KHA!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 3:30:36 AM

 

Hilarious Marathi Joke
Sakharam tukaramchya 60th (saathvya) wadhdivas partyla yeto.

Sakharam: Ha cakevar bulb ka lavlay?

Tukaram(hasun): Are 60 menbattya lavayla tras padat hota, mhanoon 60 Wattcha bulb laun takla!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 2:59:49 AM

 

Funny Marathi Joke
Jahaj budat aste prattyekjan jiv vaachavnyacha prayatna karit asto. Pan Sheth Karodimal budat astanadekhil hasat asto.

Captain: Murkha tu budat ahes ani tari dekhil hasun rahila ahes?
Karodimal: Bare zale mi return ticket kadhle navhate!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 3:02:13 AM

 

Teasing Joke in Marathi
Chhagan: Train, bus ani muli saarkhech aahet….ek geli ki dusari yete!

Chingi: Taxi, rickshaw ani mule saarkhech aahet….ekala bolva tar 5-5 yetat!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 3:04:22 AM

 

Funny Marathi Joke
Damuanna(Nokar Ramula): Tu kadhi ullu baghitlas ka?

Ramu(khali maan ghalun): Nahi maalak!

Damuanna: Khali kay pahaatos..mazyakade bagh!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 3:05:09 AM

 

Shopkeeper Joke
Sadoba: A kelewalya kase dilet kele?
Kelewala: 1/- rupayala ek kele

Sadoba: Chhat! 40/- paishala ek kele deto ka?

Kelewala: 40/- paishala tar kelyachi fakt saalch yeil

Sadoba: Accha! Mag mala 60/- paishala saalishivaay keli de baghu!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 3:21:18 AM

 

Travel Joke in Marathi
Ek saadhu railwayne fukat pravaas karit asto. Ticket checker tyala hatakto.

Ticket checker (saadhula): Ticket daakhva.

Saadhu: Mi tar prabhu Ram jeethe janmala aale tithe jaato aahe… ticket kashala pahije!

Ticket checker: Ase mhantos! Tar maajhya sobat chal… mi tula jeethe krushnacha janma jhala tithe gheun jato!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 3:26:17 AM

 

Restaurant Joke
Waiter: Shethji, 10 rupaye tip mhanje maza apman aahe!

Shethji: Accha…..mag kaay tuza satkaar karu?

Waiter: Kamit kami 20 rupaye tar dya!

Shethji: Are 20 rupaye deun mi tuza duppat apman karu icchit nahi!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 3:26:51 AM

 

Teacher Student Funny Joke
Guruji Seth Karodimalchya mulachi shikavani ghet astat. Te Ganit shikavit astat.

Guruji: Samaj tuzya Pitaajini 1000 rupaye karj ghetle ani 10% vyaajane te ek varshanantar fedtaat. Mag saang te kiti paise paratfed mhanun detil?

Mulga: Kahich parat karnat nahit!

Guruji: Mala watate tula Ganitachi faarshi olakh nahi.

Mulga: Mala Ganitachi olakh aahe, pan tumhi mazya Pitaajina olkhat nahi!
By (anonymous)
on 2/20/2010 3:27:31 AM

 
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kunal gole .
kunal gole .

mulga mulgi

Mulga Mulgi Baghayala Gela .TEVA Mulani Mulila Prashna Vicharala ki English Jamte Ka Mulgi Mahanali TUMI Aaplya Hatane Pazal Tar Desi Pan Jamel
28 November 2012 2:58:03 PM UTC
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shubham .
shubham .

IMRANASHMI

IMRANASHMI LA DEVANI VICHARLE TU JI echa kai Aahe Imran mahanala pudcha janmat raone bano devmahanale kabara eka tondani kiss gheun bor zalo
28 November 2012 2:45:29 PM UTC
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shubham .
shubham .

IMRANASHMI

IMRANASHMI LA DEVANI VICHARLE TU JI echa kai Aahe Imran mahanala pudcha janmat raone bano devmahanale kabara eka tondani kiss gheun bor zalo
28 November 2012 2:44:13 PM UTC
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keshav .
keshav .

tips

विनोद खुप झाले. आज चला डोक चालवूया !



३ मित्र जेवण्यासाठी हॉटेल मध्ये गेले.

बिल आले ७५ रुपये.

तिघांनी २५ ,२५, २५ रुपये काढून वेटर ला दिले.

मॅनेजर ने ५ रुपये कन्सेशन देऊन त्यांना परत दिले.

...वेटर ने २ रुपये स्वताला ठेऊन , तिघांना १, १, १ रुपया परत दिला.

... म्हणजे प्रत्येकाला २४ रुपये पडले
मग २४ + २४ + २४ = ७२+ वेटरचे २ = ७४
मग १ रुपया कुठे गेला ????
kavkav .
kavkav .

Sardar jokes

1 Sardaar road se jaa raha tha... tabhi usne jhuk
kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achanak chillaya

"Haraamjaade SANDAAS bhi aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho... !!!!!! "
26 October 2012 6:51:09 PM UTC
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MONALI WABLE .
MONALI WABLE .

JOKE

Ekda santa banket jato aani tithe zopto.
Tevha ek manus tyala vicharto ethe ka zoplas?
Tevha santa tyala mhanto disat nahi ka ethe pati lavali ahe.
'YAHA SONE PAR LOAN MILATA HAI'

17 October 2012 6:48:25 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

Doctor joke

patient:doctor mla ek vichitra aajar zalay
doctor:konta???????????
patient:jevn kelyavar bhukh lagat nhi,kam kelyavr thakva yeto,zopitun uthlyavr zop yet nhi me kay karu.
Doctor:tumhi ratri unhat basa
08 October 2012 10:57:00 AM UTC
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संजय टी. .
संजय टी. .

मुंगी जोक

एक मुंगी आणि तीच्या मैत्रीणी झाडाच्या फांदीवर हत्तीची वाट बघत असतात......का....
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तीला त्या हत्तीने छेडलेले असते....त्याचा राग काढण्यासाठी व त्याला चिरडून ठार मारण्यासाठी...
Abhimanyoo Karve .
Abhimanyoo Karve .

Aanghol

Seth kanjoosmal seth karodimal la mhantaat, hivalyat mee fakt 2da garam panyane anghol keli. Karodimal mhantat mag baakiche divas kaay gaar panyane aanghol kelis? Tevha kanjoosmal mhanato mee itar divshi aanghol kelich nahi
16 August 2012 3:26:13 AM UTC
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NARESH  .
NARESH .

DARODEKHOR

BANK MADHIL STAFF MULE EAKA DARODE KHORACHA DARODA FAIL HOTO MHANUN TO PARAT DARODA GHALAYALA JATO JATANA EK DARODEKHOR BOLTO MI TYA WATCHMEN LA LATHANE MAREN , DUSARA BOLTO MI TYA CLERK LA TAR BANDUKICHYA DANDYANE MAREN TISRA DARODEKHOR BOLTO MI TY CASHIER LA TAR APTUN APTUN MAREN . TYAHCYA MHORKYA BOLTO ARE AAPAN TYANA MARAT RAHILO TAR DARODA KADHI GHALNAR TAR EAK DARODEKHOR BOKTO BOSS TENSION GHEU NAKA BANK 5 WAJE PARYANT CHALU AAHE
30 May 2012 6:46:22 AM UTC
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vinay & vishal .
vinay & vishal .

suvichar

"Apyash hi yasha ci pahili payri ahe"............
mag "Lift" ne ja na........
15 March 2012 5:48:56 AM UTC
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anjali vavhal .
anjali vavhal .
anaconda jokes

anaconda jokes

nahg mahanto nahginla tu mazhy rudayatla ahes gonda nagin mahante nagala maza boyfriend ahe anaconda
krs .
krs .

doctor & patient

doctor :- kay jhale?
patient :- doctor saheb , alikade mala
sandasach hot nahi.
doctor :- alikade hot nahi tar
palikade basa.
abhinandan .
abhinandan .

shahiri

chandiya cha sundasat soneya cha guuu tu java padato thava aavaj yato puuuuuuuu