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19 December 2009 8:40:52 AM UTC in Punjabi Jokes and SMS

Punjabi Desi Jokes


Punjabi Desi Jokes are the best and funniest desi jokes in Punjabi, short and sweet yet silly and crazy jokes.

Teacher Joke
Santa: bapu aaj teacher ik sawal puchiya jisda jawab bus mere kol si.
Bapu: sabas putt, sawal ki si?
Santa: eh blackboard gila kis ne kita.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 8:44:32 AM

 

Funny Wife Desi Joke in Punjabi
Santa: nashe wich tu kon h?
Biwi: tusi apni biwi nu bhul gye?
Santa: nasha har gam nu bhula dinda h
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 8:44:45 AM

 

Car Desi Joke
Santa banta car wich bomb fit kar rhe si.
Banta: je fat gya taan?
Santa: koi gal nhi mere kol ik hor h.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 8:41:46 AM

 

Desi Joke in Punjabi
Santa: yar aaj pehli var alarm naal meri ankhan khuliyan.
Banta:oh kiven?
Santa:meri biwi ne alarm mere sir tu shut ke mariya
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 8:42:48 AM

 

Punjabi Desi Joke
Santa: kutta kutte nu katda hai taan oh injection Q nhi lenda?
Banta:Q ki admi taan kutte nu kat ke badla nhi le skada,
lekin kutta kutte nu kat ke badla le linda h.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 8:43:55 AM

 

Santa Banta Bulb Joke
Santa:oye eh bulb de ute bapu da nam Q likh riha h?
Banta:me apne bapu da nam roshan kar riha h,
jado bulb jalega taan nam roshan ho jauga.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 8:46:08 AM

 

Punjabi Desi Joke
Santa:ik side te be ke ro riha si.
Banta:ro Q riha h?
Santa:ik kudi nu bhulan di kosish kar riha haan.
Banta:fer ron di ki lor h?
Santa:yar jisnu bhulna h, usda nam yad nhi aa riha.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 8:42:21 AM

 

Funny Joke
Santa:tenu pta h ke me kini mehnat kar ke niche toh upper aya haan?
Banta:pehla tu jutte palis karde si, hun sir te malis.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 8:43:22 AM

 

Desi Doctor Joke in Punjabi
Santa: doctor eh phoolan di mala kis de lyi h?
Doctor:eh mera pehla operation h,
je thik hoya taan mere lyi, je thik nhi hoya taan tere lyi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 8:45:03 AM

 

Santa Banta Desi Joke
Santa: mainu kal saari rat nind nhi ayi.
Banta: Q?
Santa: sari rat me sapne wich vekhda riha,
ke me jag riha haan.


By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 8:41:31 AM

 

Desi Teacher Joke in Punjabi
teacher: sukhe te badh wich jamin, asman da fark kiven h?
Santa:sukhe wich neta jamin te dora karde ne,
te badh wich asman te helicopter wich.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 8:44:12 AM

 

Desi Santa Banta Joke
Santa: mainu lagda hai us kudi nu ucha sunda h?
Banta: oh kiven?
Santa: me usnu kiha i love u,
te oh kehndi me kal hi nvi sandel khridi ne.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 8:42:09 AM

 

Desi Joke
Santa:yar me apni gf nu koi gift dena h, ki dvan?
Banta:sone di ring de de.
Santa: yar koi vdi jihi cheez deni h?
Banta: te pher MRF da tire fra de.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 8:42:30 AM

 

Desi Wife Joke in Punjabi
Santa:sise de samne akhan band kar ke khadiya si.
Biwi: eh ki kar rahe ho?
Santa: me vekh riha haan,
ke akhan band kar k kiho jiha dikhda haan
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 8:43:04 AM

 

Santa Banta Biwi Punjabi Joke
Santa te biwi badi der toh lar rahe si.
Banta:gal ki hai, tusi eni der toh lar rahe ho?
Santa:eni der ho gyi hun gal thodi yad rahegi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 8:43:38 AM

 
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Ravan

Ravan

Kisi nu kisi di jawani mar gayi. . . . . . . . . . Diti hoi pyar di nishani mar gayi . . . . . . . . .vaise ta ravan v kaint banda c . . . . . . . . . .par ohnu ta ram di janani mar gayi
25 October 2012 11:32:08 AM UTC
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preet .
preet .
flower

flower

full ha gulab ka chamle ka nahe pyar karta ha tumsa tumhre sahle sa nhe
21 October 2012 4:02:16 PM UTC
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preet .
preet .
boy and girl

boy and girl

fulo ko chero ga to kanta laga ga ladkeo ko chero ga to chanta laga ga
21 October 2012 3:59:21 PM UTC
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accident

Kisi da Accident dekhne te xpresions U.S - Oh My God Pak - Ya Allah ... Africa - O La La Austrlia - Got a Hit . . PUNJABI -o vajeya bhen da yar.. HOr chala tez.
30 July 2012 12:10:39 AM UTC
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AEROPLANE

santa:tenu pta yr k aeroplane aina vdda hunda onu rng kida krde hyogay.

banta:o ho santya yr jdo uppr ja k chota ho jnda odo krde a.
29 July 2012 11:57:23 PM UTC
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BANTA MOBILE

santa:oye bantaya tara mobile chor lai k bhj gya.

banta:koi na lai javay charger tah mara kol hi a.
29 July 2012 11:52:43 PM UTC
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TAXI

santa:yr tuse kinay brother a.
banta:ase 5 brother a.

santa:yr tuse 5 nay mil kay taxi payi c hna.
banta:hann yr pr ek month chlye koi ni baitha.

banta:baithna sva c 2 janay agay baithay rhnday c tah 3janay pichay.
29 July 2012 11:45:51 PM UTC
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SARDAR BUS CONDUCTOR AND 2 BHAIYE

Sardar Conductor: Kithe jana a.

Bhaiya: Anandpur

Sardar Conductor bhaiye nu chaper marke kehnda: Anandpur Sahib nahi keha janda.

Sardar Conductor to second bhaiya: Tu kithe jana a?

Bhaiya darda darda bolya: Ji main Ludhiana Sahib jana a.

Sardar Conductor bhaiye nu chaper marke: na othe tere peo ne shahidi payi c?
manpreet kaur  .
manpreet kaur .
Santa and Banta

Santa and Banta

SANTA to BANTA- yaar bante eh radio kyun nahi chal reha .. yara dekhi ta sahi
(chuha mareya hoya c radio vich )
BANTA- yaar radio sawa chalna aa ander ta Miss. Pooja mari hoyi aa...
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08 February 2012 4:45:17 AM UTC
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