Punjabi Jokes are the funniest and most hilarious jokes and fun stuff that you can read and enjoy. Punjabi Jokes are enjoyable and are loads of fun and come in many categories such as marriage jokes, doctor jokes and husband and wife jokes. These jokes are very funny and will you entertained and also give relief from daily stress and tension in life. Happy reading!
There are tons of mukhote, hassi de mukhote and hassi de fvare.
Funny Punjabi SMS Joke
Kya tum mujhe 1000rs udhar de sakti ho?
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Santa ATM nu keh riha si.
By (anonymous)
on 12/17/2009 8:46:52 AM
Santa Banta SMS
Santa:achanak platform to railway track te kud gya!
Banta:marna hai ki?
Santa: me hune suniya hai ke rail platform te aa rahi hai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/17/2009 8:32:15 AM
Punjabi Joke
Jeeto :aji sunte ho ,utho utho
Santa: Q uthaya mainu ?
Jeeto: tusi neend di goliyan lena bhul gye si.
By (anonymous)
on 12/17/2009 8:32:44 AM
Punjabi Joke SMS
Banta:das 5+5=11 kive hoye?
Santa:5+5 taan 10 hunde h, 11 kive hoye?
Banta: soch?
soch?
soch?
nahi pta?
galti naal yar. :-)
By (anonymous)
on 12/17/2009 8:47:03 AM
Punjabi SMS Joke
Santa: mainu kal saari rat nind nhi ayi.
Banta: Q?
Santa: sari rat me sapne wich vekhda riha,
ke me jag riha haan.
By (anonymous)
on 12/17/2009 8:51:28 AM
Funny Joke in Punjabi
Santa: naukar nu kehnda hai ke sare gamliyan ch pani de de,
Naukar: sir bahar baris pe rahi hai.
Santa:koi gal chatri le ke pa de.
By (anonymous)
on 12/17/2009 8:49:49 AM
Punjabi Santa Banta SMS
Santa: yar o vekh samne kudi mainu smile de rahi h?
Banta: oye dhyan naal vekh oh tainu smile de rahi ke tainu vekh ke hass rahi h.
By (anonymous)
on 12/17/2009 8:47:40 AM
Santa Banta Funny Punjabi SMS
Santa to banta : Mitra ! Je kade tera ikale da panga 10-12 bandiyan nal ho jave ta mainu bula lai.
Banta : kyun ?
Santa : yar Main kade kise nu kut paindi ni vekhi...
By (anonymous)
on 12/17/2009 8:30:12 AM
Funny Punjabi SMS Joke
Kashmir di vaadiyan wich,
barfili hawawan wich,
jheel de kinare baithe, Ranjhe nu Heer ne ki kiha ??
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Haramakhora jada hero na ban, sweater pa le.
By (anonymous)
on 12/17/2009 8:31:19 AM
Santa Banta Joke in Punjabi
Santa te banta chess khel rahe si,
Oh ho hune joke khatam nhi hoya
Santa: yar chal khel band karde h.
Banta: thik h, odan v tera ghoda te mera hathi hi bacha h.
By (anonymous)
on 12/17/2009 8:32:00 AM
Punjabi Santa Banta Joke
Train chal pyi, Santa - banta dove train de piche nathe,
Santa chad giya,
loka ne badi tareef kiti,
Santa thodi dur jan oh bad :O sh*t jis ne jana si oh taan piche hi reh gya, me taan os nu chadan aiya si.
By (anonymous)
on 12/17/2009 8:30:59 AM
Punjabi Exam Joke
Jyotishi punjabi munde da haath vekh ke boliya, Put tu bada padhega,
Punjabi munda : Saaliya padh taan main 3 saalan to riha hai, eh das pass kadon howanga.
By (anonymous)
on 12/17/2009 8:31:37 AM
Funny Punjabi SMS Joke
Santa: kal raat apne ghar chor aa gaye si, uhna ne mainu bda kutiya,
Wife: te tusi shor Q nhi machaya?
Santa: me ki darpok haan jo shor machan lag janda.
By (anonymous)
on 12/17/2009 8:32:30 AM
Joke in Punjabi
Santa: kal mainu 5 bandiya ne kutiya.
Banta:fer tu kuch nahi kita?
Santa: me kiha je himmat hai taan kla kla aao.
Banta: fer?
Santa: fer kle kle nu mainu kuttiya.
By (anonymous)
on 12/17/2009 8:33:03 AM
Funny Punjabi Joke
Banta: baris wich oye jaldi ghar ja tere ghar baris da pani chala gya.
Santa: aive hi na mari jaya kar, ghar di chabiyan taan mere kol hai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/17/2009 8:47:23 AM
Exam SMS Joke in Punjabi
Santa: syllabus khatam karan to bad,
buraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aj taan sara syllabus khatam kar dita,
bus syllabus diyan kitaaban padhni reh gyi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/17/2009 8:48:39 AM
Punjabi College Joke
Santa college de chaprasi nu, college kidan da h,
te ethe de bachiyan da future kiho jiha h,
chaprasi: future changa h, me v etho hi apni engineering puri kiti h.
By (anonymous)
on 12/17/2009 8:48:53 AM
Hilarious Punjabi SMS Joke
Santa te jeeto ghuman lyi ja rhe si,
Jeeto:gadhe nu vekh ke aji vekho tuhada rishtedar ghaa kha riha hai, sasriyakal karo.
Santa: sasur ji sasriyakal.
By (anonymous)
on 12/17/2009 8:49:34 AM
Wife SMS Joke
Santa: vekh yar aaj meri shaadi nu 10 saal ho gye,
te me aaj tak ik hi aurat naal pyaar karda haan.
Banta: eh taan achi gal hai?
Santa:gal taan thik hai,
lekin je kade meri gharwali nu usda pta lag gya taan oh mainu jaan toh mar degi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/17/2009 8:50:15 AM
Punjabi Student Exam SMS Joke
Santa:papa tusi mainu kiha si, je me hun ki var pass ho gya
taan tusi mainu rs 1000 dwoge.
Papa:haan kiha si?
Santa:bdahi ho me tuhade 1000rs bacha dite.
By (anonymous)
on 12/17/2009 8:51:43 AM
Punjabi Marriage Joke
Lakhi: papa tuhadi shaadi ho gyi?
Papa : haan.
lakhi: kis de naal hoyi?
papa : bewkuffa teri mummy de naal.
Lakhi: wa papa ghar wich hi setting kar lyi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/17/2009 8:48:23 AM
Punjabi Doctor Joke
Doctor: ki gal hai?
Santa: kutte ne kat lita,
Doctor: ki tuhanu padhna nahi aunda, marij vekhan da time 9 to 7 hai?
Santa: ji mainu taan pta hai, kutte nu padhna nhi aunda.
By (anonymous)
on 12/17/2009 8:50:03 AM
Hilarious Joke in Punjabi
Santa:eh kiven pta chalega samne billi hai ke billa h?
Banta:kuch nhi usnu ik pathar marna,
je oh natha taan billa, je nathi taan billi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/17/2009 8:50:28 AM
SMS Joke in Punjabi
Santa: je tainu sardi lage taan tu ki karda h?
Banta: heater de kol ja ke beth janda haan.
Santa: je pher v lage taan?
Banta: heater on kar linda haan.
By (anonymous)
on 12/17/2009 8:51:00 AM
Punjabi Husband and Wife Joke
Wife:tusi bde mote ho gye ho.
Santa:apne aap ne vekhiya tu kini moti ho gyi h?
Wife:me taan maa bnan wali haan.
Santa:fer me v taan bap bnan wala haan.
By (anonymous)
on 12/17/2009 8:52:01 AM
Punjabi Comedy Joke
Santa: nu ik nigro naal pyaar ho gya,nigro nu vekh ke gana ganda h,
"aaj din chadiya tere rang verga".
Banta: taan hi me kahan aaj savere toh hi andhera kyun h.
By (anonymous)
on 12/17/2009 8:48:07 AM
Punjabi Joke in English
Santa: apni bike gum hon di khushi wich party dinda h?
Banta: bike gum hon di party Q ?
Santa: bus usto thodi der pehlan me v bike te si, me bach gya.
By (anonymous)
on 12/17/2009 8:51:14 AM