Punjabi Shayari SMS and Jokes is a collection of Ounjabi Shayari, sms text messages and other funny teasing and text messages in Punjabi.
Punjabi SMS Fun
Mahino cho koi ik tarikh chuno?
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te kam to kam us tarikh nu nha lya karo :-)
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:08:59 AM
SMS Joke Punjabi
Lakhi:piyo edhar aa.
Mom:putt piyo nu izat nal bulaida hai.
Lakhi: piyo izat naal edhar aa ja.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:30:00 AM
Hilarious Punjabi SMS Joke
Me pagal hoon,
me gadha hoon,
me nalayak hoon,
me ullu hoon,
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aram nal bol ethe tak awaj aa rahi hai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:16:26 AM
Punjabi SMS Insult Joke
Ik nva msg jo hune tak nahi aya?
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niche ki vekh rahe ho?
kiha na jo hune tak nahi aya.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:07:30 AM
Laugh Out Loud SMS in Punjabi
Duniya wich kine network ho gaye.
fer v ik network sirf tere karan chalda hai.
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cartoon network.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:18:13 AM
Punjabi Goodnight SMS
Raat ho gayi.
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BUTTON daban toh hun suraj nhi nikalan wala, chup kar ke so ja. GN
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:22:04 AM
Punjabi Santa Banta SMS
Santa : ik nva mobile kharidda hai,
Banta : oye eh sentmsg ki hunda hai,
Santa : jehde msg which khusbu aandi hai oo sent msg hunda hai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:06:46 AM
Pujabi James Bond SMS Joke
Tu 60 james bond ka brabar hai, dekh kaise?
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60*007=420.
or tere toh vda 420 koi hai nahi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:16:08 AM
Punjabi Joke SMS
Sardiya suru ho gyi hai,Dekho ik samajhdar aadmi kiwe nahayega?
oo sise de age khda hoyega, pani sise te sutega te kahega "CHAK DE FATTE, aj pher nha lita".
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:08:28 AM
Girlfriend SMS in Punjabi
ik munda si, te usdi ik girlfriend si,
munde da naa santa si,
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niche k vekh riha hai hun santa di gf v nahi so sakdi?
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:19:58 AM
Mobile Phone SMS Joke Punjabi
Santa:ik meeting wich gya, uthe likhya si Don't use mobile here,
Banta:ne phone kad ke sab nu bol dita,hune mainu call na karo.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:27:29 AM
Exam SMS Shayari
Samunder jiha syllabus h,
Nadi jihe padh pande h,
balti jiha yad rehnda h,
mug jiha likh k aunde h,
chullu jihe number aunde h,
te akhir ch use wich doob ke mar jande h.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:31:39 AM
Good Night SMS Punjabi
Good night ji,
ki soch rahe ho savere savere? purana sms aya h ?.. raat bhejiya hona?
nahi hune bhejiya h,
kyu?
Q da ki matlab mera mobile jado mera dil karega uddon sms karanga,
le phar naal hi happy new year. :-)
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:34:25 AM
Punjabi SMS Joke
ik var rab dharti te a ke daru peen lgya,
10 botllan pee k,
dekhe wala: tuhanu chadti kyu nhi?
me rab haan.
Dekhe wal hasda hoya le chad gyi sale nu hun.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:35:03 AM
Punjabi Love SMS
Wakt jiven jiven niklega asi bhikhar javange,
kon janda h asi kithe javange,
me tuhada sya haan yad rakhna,
jithe tanhai mile uthe me nazar awanga.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:55:22 AM
Teasing SMS Comedy Joke
Hi, kithe ho ? kine der toh vekh riha haan ,
jaldi aa, te tyari kar k ana.
is var v competion tu hi jitna h.
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aaj gadhiyan(donkey) da fashion show chal riha h.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:55:41 AM
Funny Girls SMS in Punjabi
1960 kudiya: Maa me ghar toh bahar jana h?
Maa : Nahin dhiye loki wekh lenge,
1990 kudiya: Maa me jeans pani hai?
Maa : nahi dhiye, loki ki khange.
2010 kudiya: Maa me mini skirt pani hai?
Maa : Pa le dhiye kuch taan pa le.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:09:54 AM
Punjabi Joke Funny SMS
Ladki :ki tu apni photo bhej sakda hai hune?
badi jaruri hai!
badi serious gal hai!
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me taash khel riha haan te joker gum ho gya!
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:19:43 AM
Teasing Aeroplane SMS in Punjabi
Aeroplane aa riha hai, vekh
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Aasman wich vekhna chaida si,mobile wich kade aeroplane aanda hai ki.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:20:19 AM
Girlfriend SMS
Girlfriend nu chup karan da tarika
ik bewkoof usnu kahega "chup ho ja"
te ik samajhdar kahega,
jado tere honth band rehnde hai taan tu badi sohni lagdi hai
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:21:33 AM
Teasing and Insulting SMS in Punjabi
Bandar di dhi: papa me v shaadi karni hai,
Bandar: dhi sabar kar, dulha hune sms padh riha hai,
je padh ke hash piya taan samajh lyi rihta pka.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:22:28 AM
Punjabi Shayari SMS
Santa di sayri : kise di aankhan wich dub jan nu jee chanda hai,
kise di aankhan wich dub jan nu jee chanda hai,
fer yad aya swimming kithe andi hai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:22:42 AM
Punjabi Funny Sayari
Main khazal tere piche,
tu khazal kise hor de piche,
koi hor khazal kise hor de piche,
asi sare khazal agey piche.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:33:49 AM
Funny SMS Punjabi
1 munda 1 kuri de naal baitha si,
2je din 2ji kuri de naal,
3je din 3ji kuri de naal,
4th din kise nvi kuri de naal,
is toh ki samjhe: kuriyan badal jand hain,munde nahi badalde.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:30:30 AM
SMS Joke
Kash eh faasle na hunde, kash ye duriyan na hund, kash me te tu naal hunde,
taan
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mere sms karan de Paise bach jande…
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:30:59 AM
Funny Punjabi Shayari
Jado tera khayal na avey dil udas ho jana h,
so v nhi sakde,
chalo ae das devo tusi v,
suna ena hi yad karde ho ?
ke udaan hi roz batti jihi kad ke jlande rehnde ho.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:34:07 AM
I love you SMS in Punjabi
Bottle wich daru toh jyada,
rasgule wich ras toh jyada,
pakistan wich corruption toh jyada,
delhi waliyan de dil toh jyada,
me kehna chanda haan
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I LOVE YOU.:-)
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:55:58 AM
Smart Punjabi SMS
Sohna..
changa..
pyara..
sacha..
samajhdar.
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me janda haan mere kol eh sab h.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:57:03 AM
Friend SMS
Rab to bike mangi taan car diti,
appartment mangya taan bangla dita,
ik dost mangya taan tu dita,
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sab thik kita bas eh aakhri var hi dokha kyu kita:-)
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:56:34 AM
Rude Insult SMS Joke Punjabi
2 bewkoof mere sapne wich aa ke kehan lage,
asi samajhdar bandiya nu tang karna h,
me tera nam le dita.
bewkoof: eh! eh taan sada sardar h.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:57:20 AM
Teasing SMS Joke in Punjabi
Tere jiha is dharti te koi ave taan rab toh shikayat honi.
tere jiha is dharti te koi ave taan rab toh shikayat honi.
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ik taan jhel lita ik hor aya taan kyamat honi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:57:36 AM