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18 December 2009 11:13:30 AM UTC in Punjabi Jokes and SMS

Santa Banta Punjabi Jokes


Santa Banta Punjabi Jokes are funny and hilarious jokes about the dumb and dumber duo who makes everyone laugh with their dumb and yet innocent talks and antics.

Santa Banta Salesman Joke
Santa TV showroom wich janda hai, Ki tuhade kol color TV hai? Salesman: hanji sir. . . Santa: Ik nille rang da kad do.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:42:06 AM

 

Joke in Punjabi
Santa : ae kudiyan Daru to ini nafrat Q kardi h,
Banta : Q ki daru pin toh bad ohna de chuhe jihe pati v sher jihi gallan karan lag jande h.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:33:29 PM

 

Funny Santa Banta Punjabi Joke
Santa: dunali le ke darwaje te khadiya si,
banta: tu ethe kyun khadiya hai,
santa : sher da shikar karan jana hai,
banta : te ja pher ?
santa : kiven javan buhe mure kutta khadiya hai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:20:47 AM

 

Punjabi Santa Banta Jungle Joke
Santa te banta jungle to ja rhe si,
achanak ik sher samno aa gya,
santa : chal isde naal ladde hai,
banta : oye kuch taan laaz kar eh ik(1) te asi 2.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:22:34 AM

 

Punjabi Santa Exam SMS Joke
santa in exam hall: oye aaj taan koi que nhi aaunda,
sare ques de thale kuch line la dinda hai,

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te thale Likh dinda H
Scratch Kr K sariya de jawab Padh Lo.

By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:34:18 AM

 

Santa Banta Cycle Joke
Santa : cycle te jande hoye 1 kudi nu takar mar dinda hai,
Kudi : ghanti nahi mari jandi,
santa : kudiye pagal lagdi hai, eni vadi cycle mar diti hun ghanti alag toh maran ki ?
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:21:54 AM

 

Santa Banta SMS
Santa : bike te ja riha si. rah wich jande banta nu puchda hai,Ki tenu lift chaidi hai?
Banta : nhi mera ghar taan ground floor te hi hai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:33:56 AM

 

Santa Banta
Santa sohni punjabi mutiyar nu vekh ke, aja aja dil wich aja,
mutiyar:Gusse naal sandel kadan ki?
Santa:nahi, aive hi aja, ae kehda koi gurdwara hai??

By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:39:14 AM

 

Crazy Santa Banta Bath Joke
Santa banta nu : nahan ja riha hai?
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Banta : nahi, nahan ja riha haan.
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Santa : Acha, mainu lagya nahan ja riha hai.

By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:44:33 AM

 

Funny Santa Banta Punjabi Joke
Santa:ajihi jindagi toh taan maut hi changi hai. achanak yamdut aa ke bolda hai: tuhadi jaan len da hukam h.

Banta:lo daso hun insan majak v nahi kar sakda.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:43:43 AM

 

Santa Banta Doctor Joke
Santa(Doctor) to banta: tera weight kina ha?

Banta: Chasme de naal 75kg.

Santa: te chasme toh bina ?
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Banta: oo taan mainu dikhda hi nahi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:45:08 AM

 

Santa Banta
Santa banta nu: mainu lagda hai tainu aaj doctor kol jana chaida hai.
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Banta : Haan yar aaj taan meri tbiyat thik nhi, dekhda haan je kal thik ho gya taan kal jawnga.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:46:04 AM

 

Santa Banta Funny Punjabi
Santa adhe(1/2) ghante wich 10 bar toilet chala gya,
Banta : oye tenu chain nahi hai ki?
Santa : chain taan hai par khuldi nhi.

By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:31:48 PM

 

Santa Banta School Joke
SANTA :school wich 1 sfed te 1 kala shoes pa ke aa gya,

principal: ja ghar ja ke shoes badal k aa,

SANTA : sir ghar ja ke koi faeeda nhi, ghar wich v 1 sfed te 1 kala shoes hi ha.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:43:21 AM

 

Lottery Joke
Santa: Rs.10cr di lottery jeet janda hai, dealer tax kad ke santa nu Rs.9cr de dinda hai. Banta : oye dealer ! ye taan mainu pure Rs.10cr dede ya pher mere Rs.10 vapas kar de .
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:42:23 AM

 

Santa Banta Punjabi Joke
Santa :chattri wich surakh kar riha si,

Banta :oye Chattri wich surakh kyun kar riha hai,

Santa :barish de time ch jado barish ruk jandi hai taan surakh wichon pta chal janda hai.

By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:44:51 AM

 

Autowala Joke in Punjabi
Santa(Autowala) to Banta : bhaji, 100 rupaye ho gaye.

Banta : 50 rupaye autowale nu de ke chal piya.

Santa : bhaji eh taan gundagardi hoi, meter de hisab naal 100 rupaye hoye ne.

Banta : Tu bhi to is wich beth ke aaya hai, tera kiraya bhi ki mainu dena payega.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:47:32 AM

 

Santa Banta Joke
Santa te banta de jungle wich jannde hoye samno sher aa gya,
santa sher di aakhan wich mitti pa ke nathan lgya te banta nu v nathan lyi kiha,
Banta : me Q nathan mitti taan tu payi hai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:31:32 PM

 

Letter Joke in Punjabi
Santa banta nu: tu bike ini tej kyun chla riha hai? banta: ae khat bda urgent dena hai, santa:kithe? banta:address padhan da time nahi milya hune...
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:42:37 AM

 

Santa Banta Driver Joke
Santa Driver: badi teji toh Drive Kar Riha si, Peechay Betha Banta Bolya: "O" veer thode arram naal Taxi Chla, Main 12 Bachiyan da Baap Haan.

Banta :Apni Speed vekhi Hai?Jo Meri Speed te Aitraaz Kr Riha Hai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:42:58 AM

 

Punjabi Doctor Joke
Santa(Doctor) to banta: tuhanu brain tumer hai

Banta : oye hoye khush khabari,

Santa : tusi ene khush kyu ho ?

Banta : is toh ae gal sabit hundi hai ki mere kol dimag taan hai.

By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:45:33 AM

 

Doctor Joke
Banta(patient): Doctor menu bda dard hunda hai,

Santa(Doctor) : pape tera dard thik taan ho javega, par tenu eh dwayi dard hon toh 10 minute pehlan leni pvegi.

By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:46:43 AM

 

Santa Banta Joke Punjabi
Santa : teri gaadi da naa ki hai,
Banta : me bhul gya, par L toh start hundi hai,
Santa : oye kamal hai mainu lgya perol toh start hundi hai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:32:16 PM

 

Taxi Driver Santa Banta Joke
Santa taxi driver nu puchda hai aps gurdware jawega ki,
Taxi Driver: Han jawanga.
Santa ne jaib to lunchbox kadiya te kiha:
Wapis aande hoye langar da khana le aai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:29:20 PM

 

Santa Banta Car Joke
Santa : oye banta car di speed Q vda riha hai,
Banta : car di break fail ho gyi, isto pehlan ke koi accident ho jave,
Ghar jaldi puj jande hai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:32:26 PM

 

Traffic Joke Santa Banta
Santa Ghode te ja riha si.
te red light jump kar dinda hai.
Police vala siti bjanda hai.
Santa ghode di phoonch upar chuk ke kehnda hai: Le karle number note.

By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:34:03 PM

 

Santa aur Banta
Santa : oye eh das notaan de utte jehde gandhiji chape hunde hai oh har vele hasde Q rehnde hai?

Banta : Q ki je oh ro paye taan paise v taan giile ho jawega.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:37:23 PM

 

Santa Banta Bhikari Joke
Bhikari: sir mainu 6 Rs de do.
Santa : 6 Q ?
Bhikari: chaye pini hai!
Santa : chaye taan rs 3 di hai.
Beggar : 1 meri girlfrnd lyi!
Santa : oye tu girlfrnd v bnayi hai?
bhikari: nhi sir, girlfrnd ne mainu bhikari bnaya hai.

By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:52:27 PM

 

Santa Banta Train Joke
Santa:train di patri te so gya,

Banta:je Train aa gyi taan tu mar jayega?

Santa:le aina vada plane uppron langh gya train ki cheez hai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:54:24 PM

 

Comedy Joke in Punjabi
Santa ne ik gawar naukar rakh lita,
te usnu samjhaya kisi da naa len to pehlan ji lgana hai,
thodi der bad naukar nathya nathya aya te bolya, santaji santaji kuttaji sari murgiyaji kha gya.

By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:32:02 PM

 

Exam Joke
Exam wich Santa nu pucha gya: Akal vadi ke Bhains?
Santa badi der bad soch ke , Tusi menu ullu samjde ho ki? Date of birth taan tusi dsya hi nahi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:34:16 PM

 

Santa Banta Funny Comedy Joke
Santa : Jado me paida hoya si taan miltary waliyan ne 20 topaan chalaiyan si.

Banta: Kamal h ! sariyan da nichana chook gya?

By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:51:55 PM

 

Funny Santa and Banta
Santa : ki tenu terna aanda hai?
Banta : nhi.
Santa : tere toh taan kutte hi change h, uhna nu terna taan aanda hai,
Banta : ki tenu terna aanda hai ?
Santa : fer tere te kutte wich farak ki riha.

By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:35:24 PM

 

Santa Banta Joke
Santa(jailer) to Banta: Das Phansi to pehla, akhri tamna ki hai?

Banta: Meri lattan utte te siir thale kar ke phansi la do.

By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:50:32 PM

 

Santa Banta Joke
Banta to Santa : tera ik mittar teri gharwali nu kiss kar riha hai.

Santa ghar ja ke thodi der wich wapis aya te banta nu ik thapad marda hai.

Banta : Thapad Q marya?

Santa : tu galat dsiya oh mera mittar nahi si.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:38:37 PM

 
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fuckkusa .
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teri pan da fuda

teri ma de fude wich lun pe janda si .te pai kahindateri pan da kusa mareya saleya.
22 October 2012 7:38:58 PM UTC
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01 October 2012 12:46:15 PM UTC
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Kishore Sood .
Kishore Sood .

Santa Banta punjabi jokes all

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14 August 2012 8:42:25 PM UTC
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santa autowala

santa apne auto da ik chakka laa reha si usnu vekh ke banta kehnda hai "oye eh ki kar reha hai santa:oye vekhda ni saamne likhya hai parking for 2 wheelers".
21 July 2012 2:18:04 AM UTC
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Santa in bus

Santa bus wich chad janda hai , usde hath (hand) Wich ik photo c . oh photo ik ladki de sari niche dig jande hai .
santa to lady: jara sari upar karoge ,photo kichna hai.
22 June 2012 3:44:28 AM UTC
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Simran .
Simran .

Raja and Rani Jokes

Ek tha raja ek thi rani do the bache
raja margya Lrai me
rani margyi krhayi me
Bache margaye prhayi me
16 June 2012 11:52:55 PM UTC
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King eshu .
King eshu .

santa banta

Banta ro reha si santa
santa puchda kyo ro reha hai
banta kehanda saadi murgi mar gayi
santa kehanda saad ata bapu v margya asi ta nahi roye
banta kehanda thodda bapu kehra ande dinda si
15 June 2012 10:08:50 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

santa banta moterbike joke

ik din santa hero honda moterbike chala reha si ,te achanak us de bike da chaka (tire) slip ho gya te us nu bahut satan lagiyan,jado bante nu is gal da pata laga te us ne sante nu chack ke hoospital le gya,ate docter nu kehn laga ke docter ji santa motercycle to dig gya hai dowcter kehnda "I CANT UNDERSTAND PUNJABI SO PLEASE SPEAK IN ENGLISH"
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banta kafi der sochan to bad kehnda
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bahut pyaar karte he is jokse
19 May 2012 1:11:43 AM UTC
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27 January 2012 7:10:40 PM UTC
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jugraj .

punjabi santa banta jungle joke

santa ta banta jungle to ja she si,
achanak ik sher samno aa gya,
santa:chal isde naal iadde hai,
banta:oye kuch taan laaz kar eh ik (1) te asi 2.