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28 June 2009 12:40:00 PM UTC in Tamil Jokes

Tamil Doctor Jokes


Tamil Doctor Jokes is a funny list of Doctor,Patient,Nurse jokes and some of the jokes are quite amusing. Its hilarious to read about silly patients and amusing doctors.


Doctor

Patient1: How u say that he is a duplicate doctor?

Patient2: His handwriting is very well da machi...

Submitted by krishnakls on 10-Sep-2009



Weight

Patient- Doctor,saadham saapta weight poduvoma??

Doctor-Illaye,weight potta dhan saadhame saapda mudiyum..!

Patient-Neenga enna solreenga??

Doctor- Naaan,Cooker la podra weight ah sonnen...!!

Submitted by Prasanna Venkat on 09-Sep-2009





Super Doctor Joke

Patient: Payanukku kaadhu sariya kaeta maattaengudhu doctor.

Doctor: Enna, payanukku anju naala juram adikkudha?




Doctor Nakkal Joke

Patient: Enna doctor, kaal'la adi patta'darkku kanna checkup panna sollureenga?

Docotor: Kaala chakkadai'la vidum pothu unga kannukku enna aachhu endru paarka vaendama?




Lollu Doctor Joke

Lady: Doctor, en purusan konjam naala thookathula pesuraaru.

Doctor: Neenga avara Pagal'la konjam pesa vitta ellam sariya poiyidum.




Blade Joke

Man1: Ungalukku ulcer'raamae?

Man2: Andha vayitherichala aen kaetkireenga!




Mokkai Doctor Joke

Patient: Operation eppam doctor?

Doctor: Veetla sollittu vandhuteengala?




Silly Patient Joke in Tamil

Doctor: Neenga daily hotel'la saapidu'vadhal dhan ungalukku ulcer vandhu irukku.

Patient: Appam naalaiyil irundhu, veetukku parcel vaangittu poi saappidatta doctor?




Tamil Kadi Doctor Joke

Doctor: Ennadhu, unga kannukku chali pidichiricha?

Patient: Aamaam doctor, naan "cooling" glass pottu irundhaen, adhan.




Tamil Doctor Patient Joke

Patient: Doctor, enakku 3 maasama sariyana irumal.

Doctor: 3 maasama summa'va irundheenga?

Patient: Illa irumikkitu irundhaen.




Doctor Tamil Joke

Patient: Wow!, naan pulaichittaen. En operation success.

Appuram doctor sir, neenga operation'kku munndadi meesai illama irundheenga.




Ippam enna ippadi perusa murukku meesai,

kaluthula stethescope badila rendu kilo thanga chain, kayila vera gadhai?




Doctor Joke

Doctor: Indha doctor tholil'layae vittu'dalam endru paarkiraen.

Friend: Aen, patient yaarum varadhillaya?

Doctor: Illa patient yaarum pulaikka'dhillai.




Nurse Joke in Tamil

Nurse1: Andha patient'kku evvalavu mayakka marundhu koduthaalum mayangavae illai.

Nurse2: Appuram enna panna?

Nurse1: Namma doctor charge bill'a kaamichaen, mayangittaru.




Doctor Patient Tamil Joke

Doctor: Udambukku appam appam vyadhi vara dhan seiyyum.

Adhukku poi aen bayandhu kittu hospital vara maattaen'gireenga...

Patient: Naan bayandhadhu vyadhi'kku illa doctor, ungalukku!




Silly Doctor Joke

Patient: Oosi kuthina valikkadhu endru soneenga doctor, ippadi valikkudhu.

Doctor: Enakku valikkadhu endru sonnaen.




Aruvai Doctor Joke

Avar aen kannai katti kondu inippai saapidugiraar?

Doctor dhan avar inippayae paarkka koodadhu endru solli irukkiraaraam.




Funny Tamil Doctor Jokes

Man: Irundhalum neenga adhisthasaali dhan doctor?

Doctor: Edha vachhu sollura?

Man: Ungalukku oru operation'na neenga panna theva illa paarunga!




Oru side mookkula mattum aen podi podugireergal?

Doctor dhan podi poduradha paadhiya korachikka sonnaru.




Patient: Doctor, oor fulla alanjittaen,

neenga eludhi kodutha marundhu engayumae kadaikila.

Doctor: Vaada vaa, pena eldudhalainnu kirikki paartha paper'ra nee dhan thookittu poniya?

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vijay vishnu .
vijay vishnu .

kolai villu

oru nal coconut tree pakathula 5 police standing why...................................................................................................................................................................................................................because "kolai villum"
endru waiting....
12 August 2012 10:02:38 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

joke

Hey fans! We're having technical
difficulties with the chat. Stand
by and we'll get it fixed asap. It
must be that bitch Irene!
30 March 2012 5:09:05 AM UTC
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Mohan .
Mohan .

Banana

Teacher : Enada mark romba kamiya vangiruka amma kita valapalam vangi koduka sollu nalla arivu varum
Boy : Amma teacher valapalam sapita nala arivu varumunu sonanka
Amma: Appadiya pa!Apo sekiram poi oru 5 valapalam vangitu va
Boy : Ethuku ma 5, unga appaku da
appu .
appu .

DENTAL DOCTOR JOKE

PATIENT: Rendu nala palu valikudhu doctor
Doctor : vaya thornga...nalla thoranga..innum thoranga..innum..innum..innum..
Patient: Yen doctor vayi kulla irangi palla pudunga poringala..
mokka rasu .
mokka rasu .

mokka

naan love pandra ponnu peru ''kusphu''
avakitta yen lovea solli koduthen oru
''rosapu''
appuram yenakku vanthadu ''seruppu''
HARIVIN .
HARIVIN .

NOTHING

PATIENT BROTHER:DOCTOR NINGA MATTUM YEN LOVERE KAAPATINGANA UNGELUKKU INTHA MALAYA PODREN

DOCTOR:MALAI APPURAM UN LOVERUKKU THAN
02 June 2011 1:45:33 AM UTC
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Sukohliya .
Sukohliya .

Poli doctor

Man1: antha doctor'ta treetment eduthu kita piragu en kai vali gunam aagiduch!
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Man2: ohh.. Apadiya..? Rmba nalla doctora?
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Man1:aama en kai'ya eduthutaaru...
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Ha ha ha
(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

jilljuck is very jill

jilllllllllll
06 June 2010 6:22:20 AM UTC
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saira .
saira .

love jokes

Examples for super and offer:

Anbanna
kaathali
iruntha
athu"super".

Avaluku
azhangaana
thangachi
iruntha
athu "offer"...good n8.....
saira .
saira .

love jokes

Examples for super and offer:

Anbanna
kaathali
iruntha
athu"super".

Avaluku
azhangaana
thangachi
iruntha
athu "offer"...good n8.....
24 May 2010 8:12:44 AM UTC
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Dev from www.karuppu-roja.blogspot.com .
Dev from www.karuppu-roja.blogspot.com .

Ak haaa jokes

two guys inside room.., suddenly friend's of either of them knock the door... then he hear'd something what they talking inside:

Inside Person A: dei, unode romba perusaa niidta irukke?? epidi??
Person B: yennei podtu valarthen

Person C frm outside: Huh...???

Person A: romba nalla irukku...
naa tode mudiyummaa??

Person B: Of course..., tharalamaa thodunngge..

Person C: Adepavinggelaa... enode gayfren apidi ipidinu unode athe vechi kavuthedtiyadaaa...

Person C: Sang this song- ade ni enne ene tedi vantha anjala....!
04 April 2010 6:33:52 PM UTC
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Kiruthika .
Kiruthika .

kadi joke

patient:sir ennaku konja nala kan sariya theriyala.
doctor:appadiya.
patient:anal,unga name boda paditha piraguthan therinthathu ungallkum kan kollaru irukirathu enru.
Docter:what?
Patient:aenna name bodla unga parvai neram 9.00am to 1.00pm nu pottu irunthathu

19 March 2010 8:06:17 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

mokka joke

doctor:saapthdu aparama tooka marundu saaptengala
patient:aiyayoooo tooka marundu saapda marandu poi toongiten
25 September 2009 6:58:35 AM UTC
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