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28 June 2009 12:34:31 PM UTC in Tamil SMS

Tamil Joke SMS


"Tamil Joke SMS" is another Tamil SMS Collection with misc jokes of all categories including kadi, mokkai and Tamil Jokes written in English.


Punch SMS

Kai patta figarai nesikkadhey,

anal nesitha figarai kai vaikamal vidathey!

Submitted by Balajee K.V.V on 20-Sep-2009



SMS

BOOMI SIRITHTHAL' BOOGAMBAM'

KADAL SIRITHTHAL 'SUNAMI'

KAATRU SIRITHTHAL' PUJAL'

NEENGA SIRITHTHAL 'PUNNAGAI'

UNGA MOBILE SRITHTHAL ENN SWEET 'SMS'.....







Submitted by LUMAMINI on 17-Sep-2009



FUNNY

IAS



IAS



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APPADA,ORU VALIYA KASHTAPATTU UNNA IAS PADIKKA VACHITAN. PUDIKKALAN'NA SOLLU , NAALAIKKU 'MBBS' PDIKKA VAIKIREN....

Submitted by NITHI on 17-Sep-2009



Love Punch Dialog

Difference between Talent and Problem:

Oru ponnai erandu paer love pannurathu PROBLEM.

Oru payyanai erandu paer love pannurathu TALENT.

Submitted by RAJU on 13-Sep-2009



Love Punch SMS

Kathal Enpadhu oviyam ponradhu,

varaya therinthavan Buthisaali,

varaya theriyathavan Athistasaali.

Submitted by Vichu on 12-Sep-2009



Avagadro Number

Teacher: How will you find Avagadro's Number???

Student: Go to

Menu > Contacts > Avagadro

By,

Avagadro kaila award vaanga thudippor sangam.

Submitted by Prasanna Venkat on 09-Sep-2009



Mokkai of the day

Oru Nadigar thannoda Gold Watch a Kadichukitte Irukkar Yean?





Yosinga.





Theriyalayaa???.







Bcoz Avar "Nagai Suvai Nadigar"....

Ha.ha..Ha.. Hiyo... hiyo....

Submitted by Manohaasan on 08-Sep-2009



FUNNY

Vimanaththkku 'MEENAMPAKKAM'

kappalukku 'PADDINAPAKKAM'

rainukku 'NUNKAMPAKKAM'

eanakku 'KODAMPAKKAM'

unakku ' KEELPAKKAM'

Submitted by LUMAMINI on 05-Sep-2009



Mokkai jokes

Elephant and erumbu were classmates.Elepant was a regular student but erumbu was a absentee. Why?

Because that was a cut'erumbu!...)

dont cry..

Submitted by Meenu on 05-Sep-2009



Funny Lollu SMS

hello

excuse me

thoongitingala...



plz konjam ealunthrichu ennoda msg parthutu thoongunga.



$$$$ MESSAGE $$$



OK... NEENGA IPPA THOONGUNGA.

Submitted by NITHI on 05-Sep-2009



Kadi Joke SMS

IAM CM

UR PM

IAM LOCAL

UR ISD

IAM PITHALA DOLLAR

UR US DOLLER

IAM ARYIA BHAVAN

UR SARAVANA BHAVAN

IAM 0% LOOSE

UR100% LOOSE

Submitted by JENIFAR M.B.A 09843355361 on 03-Sep-2009





Teasing Joke SMS

Ungalukku oru test.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y

Idhula onnu mattum missing. Kandupideenga paarpom.

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ABCD la eppadi onnu irukkum?

Endha school'la padicheenga?




Blade bakkiri joke

Whats opposite of Sambar Sadham?

Rasam did not see them.

Submitted by anonymous on 30-Aug-2009



Blade SMS

Kandupidingalen!



A rich man'kkitte illathe onnu,

a poor man kitte irukkura onnu,

athai sappittal(eat) ne iranthiduve(die).



ANS: ENAKKUM THERIATHU. HA,HA.

Submitted by MOKKAI on 27-Aug-2009



SMS

TODAYS SUPER PUNCH:

Humm Ippadiye adudhavanga pounch ah fwd panniye kaalatha oattunga

ponga suyama room poattu

vasalla ukkandhu yosinga yosinga





by:

"suyamaai yosikka vaippoar sangam"

Submitted by bhuvi on 27-Aug-2009



Mokkai Msg

Veetla irukku karapampoochi,

thookkipotta veiliapochi.

Submitted by prasanth jk on 27-Aug-2009



Teacher and Student Joke

Maths teacher: 18kum 81kum ulla difference enna?

Student:18na vayasu ponnu.

81na nalla vayasana ponnu.

Submitted by m.nivetha ece on 27-Aug-2009



Kaathiruppu

Aval thoongumvarai

kathirunthen...























Aval Sister'ku Msg Anuppa.



Submitted by ManoHaasan on 27-Aug-2009



Masak'Kadi Joke

idhli kum thosai kum yenna different?

idhli koottama varum,

thosai single'la varum.



Submitted by chinna on 26-Aug-2009



Marana Kadi

Appana appa mattumthan.

Ammana amma mattumthan.

Thambina thambi mattumthan.

Friendna ithu ellamethan.



By



"NADODIGAL"



EN NANBANIN NANBAN ENAKKUM NANBANE).

Submitted by Malles on 25-Aug-2009



Kadi Kadin'nu Kadi

Oru oorla neraya padichavaru oruthavar iruntharu.

Avar oru naal vera ooruku ponaru.

Ellarum avaruku GELUSIL syrub kuduthanga.



Innoru naal innoru oor ponaru.

Appo avaruku Benadry!

syrub koduthanga.



Y?



Because:

Katrorku sendra idamellam SYRAP(U).



No No Alakoodathu.

Submitted by Malles on 25-Aug-2009



Two LKG Boys Joke

LKG boy1:mapla enga appa bayanthan kolliya irukaruda.

LKG Boy2:Yeppadida sollura?

LKG boy1: Yeppa road cross pannunalum en kaiya irukama pidichirukirar.

Submitted by J.Vijil on 20-Aug-2009





Husband and Wife Marriage Joke

Wife: Aenga, nammala kalyanam panni vachha ayyar sethu poittaru.

Husband: Senja paavam summa viduma.




Tamil Joke in English

Q: What is the opposite of "Made in India"?

A: "Pallam in Pakistan"




Seriyana Mokkai Joke

How do you start a road race in Tamil Nadu?

Ready....Steady.....PO




Rude and Funny Tamil SMS

oru varthai peasa oru varusham kathu irundhen...

dey nadhari...

sim card recharge pana oru varushama?




Masa kadi SMS Joke

Postman'a thadukki vitta eppad uluvaar?

Thabal'nu uluvaar




Sema Kadi Joke

How do flies communicate with each other?

eee-mail




Aruvai Joke

Yaaravadhu handwriting "koli kirukkal" maari irundha,

adha English'la eppadi solluveenga?

Hen-Writing




SMS Teaser in Tamil

Ennaium, Onnaium saerthu paarkkanum pola irukkaa?

...Press down...

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"N1"... Enna paarthaachaa Ippadi thaan pudusu pudusa yosikkoonugaradhu.




Kadhal Tamil Joke about Girls

TVS'il vanthean HELLO endraal..

HONDA'il vanthean HAI endraal..

CAR'il vanthean DARLING endraal..

Atthanaiyum vaadagai endraen, ANNA endraal!!!!

(guest)

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Reply

S.REBECA .
S.REBECA .

amma-ponnu kadi

DAUGHTER : ammma nee enn beauty parlor porathillannu kandupichitan
AMMMA : enn ?
adhu beautyngaluku mattum than
26 November 2012 3:19:00 PM UTC
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yuva & madhan .
yuva & madhan .

just for fun

conductor:thambi ean da food board la nikkura adhan ulla kadal matheri edam irukea.

madhan: sorry enaku swimming theriyadhu.

conductor: ???
BALA MURUGAN M.sc., .
BALA MURUGAN M.sc., .
SMS

SMS

Nee sirithal "Ringtone",

Kovapattal "vibration",

Parthal "missedcall",

Kan kalaginal "batterydown",

but,
Nee Yennai maranthal Naan " switch off....
06 November 2012 9:13:48 AM UTC
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AMM.Sajath .
AMM.Sajath .

kadi joke

50 letters ulle 2 words sollunge papem....

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POST BOX
No no alakkoodathu...
02 November 2012 3:54:52 PM UTC
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abhishek .
abhishek .

Brothers joke

Girl:dei en pinnadi varatha en akka un pinnadi vara..
Boy:kavala padatha en annan un akka pinnadi varan..

By:
kudumbathoda sight adikum sangam
25 October 2012 4:37:55 PM UTC
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S.K.RAJ .
S.K.RAJ .

Mini Love Story

Oru theen koodula 2 theen poochi love panuchan
aanpoochi kettudhan nee en mela athigama pasam vechirukia illa naan un mela athigama pasam vechirukananu ketuchan.naan than naandhau maathi maathi sollikichan appadina yaar naalaiku poi mudhalla theen edukuragalo avuga than pasam athigama vechirukaganu solluchan.
Aaan poochi Kaila 5 manikellam ezhundhu poi poomottu viriyatherkulla poi ninnudichan poo mottu viriya arambichadhum theen eduka aan poochi etti paarthadhum ulle pen poochi irandhu kidappadai paarthu iyo endru manam udaindhadhu.. love na ithu love... By S.K.RAJ&skarpagraj88@gmail.com
RAJKUMMAR .
RAJKUMMAR .

NATPU

"Paasam" Endru ninaithu than plaginen...
piragu than therinthathu
nee an swasam endru
06 October 2012 2:25:48 AM UTC
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DEEPI .
DEEPI .

tamil joke about padipu

Epoyavathu Unaku Padikanumnu Thonuchinal........
Amaithiya Oru room-ku po, relax pannu, Moocha nalla illuthu vidu, Apparam un Kannathula Neeye Palarnu oru araiya aranchittu sollu... Rascal- Ena ithu PUTHU PALAKKAM....
revathi .
revathi .

love

Love is very good felling...
raju 7708381537 .
raju 7708381537 .

amma

than petra pillai TVilla padam parthita irudha pothu than amma irummal disatbances aga irunthaam
28 September 2012 4:31:02 PM UTC
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chantoya .
chantoya .

with out

Run edukkamal
Ponal duck out

Ticket edukamal
Ponal without

Kosu varamal
iruka Allout.

Unga SmS
varalana nan
Mood out
By
pasakara payapulla
09 September 2012 3:33:13 PM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

lovers

Kathalarkal lifela use pannakodatha vazthukal 2 1.manniththuvidu. 2.maranthuvidu. By siva thiruvennainaillur vpm
lsnv .
lsnv .

mokkai joke

student:mam,unga paiyan supero?super

teacher:yeah!stupid that is my husband

student:???????????????

engalala mudinjadhu pa!aluvadhinga aduthavatti olunga sight adiklam..........
Thevar .
Thevar .

jock

hello
excuse me
thoongitingala...
plz konjam ealunthrichu ennoda msg parthutu thoongunga.
$$$$ MESSAGE $$$
OK... NEENGA IPPA THOONGUNGA.
17 August 2012 8:06:06 AM UTC
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Thevar .
Thevar .
Melavalavu

Melavalavu

hello
excuse me
thoongitingala...
plz konjam ealunthrichu ennoda msg parthutu thoongunga.
$$$$ MESSAGE $$$
OK... NEENGA IPPA THOONGUNGA.