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28 June 2009 12:30:08 PM UTC in Tamil SMS

Tamil Kadi Jokes SMS

Do you know how the name "kadi joke" came into existance? No idea? Then simply enjoy these kadi blade, mokkai and aruvai Tamil Jokes.
STATUTORY WARNING: Indha SEMA KADI SMS Jokes 'a padichittu unga kaluthula irundhu ratham vandha, eluthaalar poruppu illeengoo!!!

Mokkai SMS Kadi
Katcheri nadatha mudiyadha Sabha edhu?
Loksabha.

Police Thirudan Joke
Thirudan1: Raathiri evvalavu thirudinom endru ennamalae, panatha olicchu vachu'ttomae.
Thirudan2: No problem, naalaikku paper'la varum la, appam paarthu'kkalam.

Protocal Mismatch
In interview:
Manager : Do you know JAVA?

Candidate : This is called protocal mismatch. First "JA" - hindi, meaning is "GO", Second "VA" - Tamil, meaning "COME". These two actions are different can not be implemented simultaneously.

Manager: Good. You know so much in computer. you are appointed.. Best of luck and looking ahead to work with you.
Submitted by anonymous on 17-Aug-2009

Tamil kadi joke
Ennaium, Onnaium saerthu paarkkanum pola irukkaa?
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"N1"...
Enna paarthaachaa Ippadi thaan pudusu pudusa yosikkoonu'garadhu.
Submitted by victor on 17-Aug-2009

Chinna Kadi Joke
Oru chinna kadhai.
Oru singham, oru puli, oru kurangu.
Singham engineering padikkudhu.
Puli MBBS padikkudhu.
Kurangu SMS padikkudhu.
Idhu eppadi irukku?

Failure Kathal Joke
Kadhalan:
Anbae, namma kalyanathai enga kudumbathula aethukka maataengaraanga.

Kathali:
Namma kalyanatha thaduthu nirutha avunga yaaru?

Kadhalan:
Ennoda manaiviyum, maamiyaarum.

Mokkai Thathuvam
Innaikku vaikkura meenu, naalaikku karuvaadu aagum.
Aaana innaikku vaikkira meen kulambu, naalaikku karuvaattu kulambu aaguma?

Tamil Kadi Joke
Birds yellam yen veli natla irundhu inga parandhu varuthu theriyuma?
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Because nadanthu vantha late aagum: Athaan.
Submitted by s.manickam on 3-August-2009

Tamil Kadi Joke
Do things differently
Do different things from others
Act on your own thought
Dont follow the rules
Then only,
you will get free berth in Keelpakkam

Idhu Oru Sema Kadi Tamil Joke
A Rat came to a house
and ate all the fruits
and went away,
but left just One fruit.
What was the name of that fruit?
”ELE-MICHCHAM PAZHAM”.

Tamil Kadi SMS Joke
Q: Which liquid becomes a solid on heating?
A: Idli Maavu

Mega Tamil Blade and Kadi Tamil Joke
An aptitude question from Mannar and Co..

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Q: Whose Signature is this?
A: Yeazhu-malai
Night fulla ukkandhu yosikkaraangala?

Cinema Tamil Kadi Joke
NAATTAAMAI : enraa Pasupathi.?
PASUPATHI : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
NAATTAAMAI : enraa.???
PASUPATHI : adhaan enroamla…

Professor Student College Funny Tamil Joke
Proffesor to student: What is ‘attention deficit hyperactive disorder’?
Student: jimbalakkadi bamba . . . .
Proffesor: Sorry, I don’t understand anything what you said.!
Student: Same here

Principal Student College Tamil Joke
Princi: Namma college'la sumara ethana girls iruppanga
Student: Namma college'la ella girls'um sumara dhan iruppanga

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@cvaa

Jokes

Girl: Darling. . . Veettoda Maapilaiya Irupingalaa'nu dad Kekraar...

Boy: Unga Appa Kaaga Illanaalum Un Thangachikaaga Irukken'da Chellam...
by-hesho .
by-hesho .

mental hospital

Ennanga unkada phone'ku call edutha
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''WELCOME TO MENTAL HOSPITAL'' loosu is busy'nu solludhu
03 November 2012 2:46:14 AM UTC
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pinky .
pinky .

lkg boy's love

lkg boy expressing his love:
love is like a chu chu...in pant .every one can see it just i can feel it...
31 October 2012 7:17:48 AM UTC
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Harish .
Harish .

general dhaan

Q; vellai kholikum kharupu kolikhum yenna vithyasam
A; kharupu koli vella muttai idum ana vellai kholi kharupu muttai idumma
Rajiv .
Rajiv .

joke in tamil

thel kottina valikum
but
mudi kottina valikuma
14 October 2012 10:22:30 AM UTC
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dcgovind .
dcgovind .

marana mokkai

mokkai endrala maranam than ithula marana mokkai na eppudi irukkumnu pathukinga?
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?kadci varikkum ipudiyam pogum
naai vala nayala kadikka mudiuma
mathematics .
mathematics .
disprove if u can

disprove if u can

a*b= ab
s*nmk=snmk
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then applying the same
2*4=24
3*12=312
06 October 2012 2:34:28 PM UTC
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Sheela .
Sheela .

Mokka SMS

kALYANA MANDAPATHLA KALYANAM NADAKUM , GANDHI MANDAPATHULA GANDHI NADAPARA
03 October 2012 6:04:20 AM UTC
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01 October 2012 2:34:54 PM UTC
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NILLA .
NILLA .

NIGHT

ORU BOY AVANGA APPA KITTA ENNAKKU NILLA MATHIRI PONNU VENNANU SONNA ADUKKU APPA VENANU SONNARU BECAUSE NILLA MATHIRI PONNU NA NIGHT TU MATTUM VANTHUTU KALAILA POIDUM ADA VENANU SONNA
29 September 2012 11:45:27 AM UTC
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praveen rocker .
praveen rocker .

kulapam panum tathuvam

enna tha vijay ku rendu pula irundhalum;
Mudhal pulayea "THALA" pula nu tha soluvanga
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Kudubathil kulapam undakuvor sanga thallaivar.
25 September 2012 11:38:19 AM UTC
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 SUSI*MM* .
SUSI*MM* .

gowndamani and sendhil

sendhil: Annae hardware'na enna software'na enna????


Gowndamani: ade bluetooth mandaya maratha puduguna varumparu adhu hardware sediya puduguna varum paru adhu software.........


sendhil: aiyoo aiyoo unga arive arivutha aanae


Gowndamani: adhukuthan da oorukula oru "ALL IN ALL ALAGU RAJA VENUMNU SOLDRATHU".....



SUSI*MM*

ramesh .
ramesh .

maths joke

teacher:3*3=9 ennappa puriutha
lkg boy:puriyala teacher
teacher:enna puriyala
lkg boy:intha methot venam
teacher:intha 1 methot thanpa irukku
lkg boy:illa teacher egalukku 3sha*3sha=9thara
eppati solli kutuga purium
14 September 2012 11:57:54 AM UTC
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Prabhu Prabhu

Jokes

#மணல் லாரி பின்னாடி போனவன் கண்ளையும், பொண்ணுங்க பின்னாடி போனவன் கண்ளையும் தண்ணி வராம இருந்ததா சரிதரமே இல்ல!!!
11 September 2012 9:20:53 AM UTC
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Prabhu Prabhu

Jokes

என்னப்பா !,
எப்பவும் மேசையிலே
மூணு கிளாஸ் வைச்சு,
‘நடு’ கிளாஸ்லே ஊத்தி
அதை மட்டும் குடிக்கிறே…?

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நான் ‘மிடில்’
கிளாஸ் குடிகாரன்…!!
11 September 2012 9:02:47 AM UTC
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