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21 February 2010 4:13:12 AM UTC in Marathi Jokes SMS Shayari and Kavita

Travel Jokes in Marathi

Travel Jokes in Marathi are based on funny incidents that occur when travelling outside and the funny people who come into the picture during tracel.

Funny Travel Joke in Marathi
Saha varshachya Chintula bus conductorne tikit mhanoon hatakle. Chintune bhokand pasraayla suruvat keli ani conductorla mhatle, “mala aaine 5 rupaye dile hote pan te kuthetari haravle!” Conductor Chintula radtana pahun gahivarla ani swagat mhanala ‘padarche 2 rupaye gele tari chaltil’ ani tyane kharokhar 2 rupayache tikit Chintula det mhatle, “Harkat nahi baal, he ghe fukat tickit!” Conductor valto na valto toch Chintu tyacha haath pakdun mhanto, “aho baakiche 3 rupaye kuthe aahet? Maaze 5 rupaye haravle hote, 2 rupaye naahit!”
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 4:13:43 AM

 

Railway Joke
Thamakaku railwayne pravaas karit hotya. Thodyavelane tya dabyat tickit checker yeto ani Thamakakunna vicharto, “tickit aahe kaay? Daakhva baghu!”
Thamakaku: Ahena..he ghya.
Tickit checker (ragaun): Aho, he tar june tickit aahe!
Thamakaku (khekastaat): Wah wah…mag hi railway kaay aajach navikori showroom madhun kaadhliy?
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 4:13:30 AM

 

Conductor Joke
1 Aprilchya divshi Dagdu busne jaat asto.
Dagdu(Conductorla): He ghya 20 rupaye ani dya ticket!
(Conductor ticket deto tevha Dagdu hasto ani khishat haat ghalto)
Dagdu: April fool! Banavlena…mazyakade pass aahe!
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 4:13:58 AM

 

Travel Jokes in Marathi
Gangutatya busne pravaas karit astaat. Busmadhye khup gardi aste tyamule tyanna darwajapashich latkat rahaave lagte. Bus signaljawal thambte tevha ek bhikari baaherun Gangutatyacha shirt pakadto…
Bhikari: Devachya naavane 4-5 rupaye dya saaheb…tumhala swargaat jaaga milel!
Gangutatya(hairan houn): Aho baba, busmadhye jaga nahi milali tar swargat kaay domblaachi milnaar?


Railway gaadi madhatunach shetatun chaloo lagate nantar mag partat rulawar yete.
Tevha sarva pravashi ghabarun jaatat ani pudhachya stationvar driverchi takrar kartat.
Senior(driverla): Tu ase ka keles?
Driver: Kay karnaar saheb ek maanus rulaavar chalat hota. Mi khup shittivar shitti vaajawali pan to rulaavarun hatechna.
Senior: Murkha…tya eka maansasathi tu hajaro lokaacha jiv dhokyat ghalat hotaas…tyala dhadak deun pudhe gela asata.
Driver: Saheb mi tyala dhadak maaranaarach hoto, tewadhyat to shetaat shirla. Mi pan shetaat railway ghusaun tyala dhadak maroon punha rulaawar aalo!


Tourist: Hya puraatan andharya bhayaanak guhet kahi bhoot wagaire disle aahe ka?
Guide: Nahi mala ithe khoop varsh jhale pan ekdahi bhoot disle nahi.
Tourist: Kiti varsh?
Guide: 400 varsh!!!


Bus conductor: Darvajyala latkun je pan ubhe ahet tyani aatmadhe yeun ubhe rahave! (Tari darvajatun kuni pravasi jaagcha halala nahi..shevti conductor yuktine mhanto…)
Bas conductor: Tumhala tumachya bayakochi shapath aahe!!
(Tenvha seatvar baslele pravashi dekhil latknyasathi darvajyajawal gardi kartat!)
By (anonymous)
on 2/21/2010 4:14:33 AM

 

Funny Jokes in Marathi
Busmadhun pravas kartana Sadanand saarkhe shinkat hote. Taripan Sadanand tondala rumaal laavat navhate. Tyanchya shejaari baslelya eka baila tyacha traas hou laagla.
Bai: Aho mistar tumchaykade rumaal asel na?
Sadanand (jorat shinkun): Ahe! Pan mi to tumhala denar nahi!


Chhaganrao ektech railwayne pravasaasathi nightat ani 3 tickets vikat ghetat. Ticket denara(chakit houn): Kay ho, tumhi ektech distaat mag hi 2 shivaaychi tickets kashasathi?
Chhaganrao(hasun): Aho, mi 1 ticket shirtchya khishat ani 2 tickets pantchya khishant thevnar! Jar pantiche khise kaaple gele, tar he shirtat thevlele ticket tari rahnar!
Ticket denara: Ani samja tumcha shirtcha khisasuddha kapla gela tar?
Chhaganrao(jawalil pass kadhun dakhvatat): Mag ha pass kashasathi aahe?


Chhaganrao railwayne pravas karit astat. Dabyamaddhe khup gardi aste tevha te aapli trunk saamaan thevnyachya jagewar thevaayla lagtat. Titkyat khali baslela ek sahpravasi mhanto….
Sahpravasi: Aho, te tumche saamaan kuthe dusrikade theva, mazya dokyavar padel!
Chhaganrao: Aho, kaahi harkat naahi…. padle tari tyat futnyasaarkhya vastu nahiyet!


Railway stationvarun sutu laglyane Khashaba ghai karun eka dabyat chadhto.
T.C.: Aho mister, disat nahi ha ladies daba ahe.
Khashaba: Maaf kara…mala watle tumipan purush aahat!


Railwaymadhye kaahi buddhivan mandalincha group tavatavane vaadvivaad karit asto. Tyanchya bolnyacha traas varti birthvar zoplelya Babanla hot asto. Boltana buddhivan mandali raajkarnavar yetaat. Tevha tyanchyatil ek sajjan mhanto…
Ek Sajjan: Adhi Marxvaad hota, nantar Samyavaad ala, ani ata Samaajwaad yenar!
Tevdhyat var zoplela Babnya kekaatato….
Baban: Mitranno, Alaahabad alyavar mala krupaya jaage kara!
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on 2/21/2010 4:15:21 AM

 
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