19 December 2009 10:43:24 AM UTC in Jokes
Two Line Jokes
Two Line Jokes are short funny jokes which are written in just two lines. Most of them are question answer type jokes with the amswer provoking laughter. These are entertaining and quick to read jokes.
Comedy Stoplight Joke
What's the reason for the stoplight turning red?
Wouldn't you if you had to change in the middle of the street?
on 12/19/2009 10:49:17 AM
2 Line Joke about Boomerang
What's the name for a boom-a-rang, that doesn't come back at you?
Answer: A Stick!
on 12/19/2009 10:48:38 AM
Short 2 Line Joke
Do you know anything about the dyslexic agnostic schizophrenic?
She was in two minds as to whether there's a dog!
on 12/19/2009 10:44:14 AM
Q: What's the name for a charismatic at an auction?
on 12/19/2009 10:44:39 AM
Funny Short Joke
In what way are chopped mutton and pea soup different?
You chop mutton, but can you pea soup?
on 12/19/2009 10:45:48 AM
Silly 2 Line PJ
Q. Where do you find a one legged cow?
A. Where ever you left it.
on 12/19/2009 10:50:02 AM
Think and Laugh Joke
Do you know why a room full of married people looks so empty and deserted?
There's not even a "Single person" in it.
on 12/19/2009 10:47:33 AM
Two Line Women Joke
In what way are a woman and a magnet different?
Magnets have a positive side!
on 12/19/2009 10:43:42 AM