19 December 2009 10:43:24 AM UTC in Jokes

Two Line Jokes

Two Line Jokes are short funny jokes which are written in just two lines. Most of them are question answer type jokes with the amswer provoking laughter. These are entertaining and quick to read jokes.

Comedy Stoplight Joke
What's the reason for the stoplight turning red?
Wouldn't you if you had to change in the middle of the street?
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 10:49:17 AM


2 Line Joke about Boomerang
What's the name for a boom-a-rang, that doesn't come back at you?
Answer: A Stick!
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 10:48:38 AM


Short 2 Line Joke
Do you know anything about the dyslexic agnostic schizophrenic?
She was in two minds as to whether there's a dog!
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 10:44:14 AM


Q: What's the name for a charismatic at an auction?
A: Broke.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 10:44:39 AM


Funny Short Joke
In what way are chopped mutton and pea soup different?
You chop mutton, but can you pea soup?
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 10:45:48 AM


Silly 2 Line PJ
Q. Where do you find a one legged cow?
A. Where ever you left it.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 10:50:02 AM


Think and Laugh Joke
Do you know why a room full of married people looks so empty and deserted?
There's not even a "Single person" in it.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 10:47:33 AM


Two Line Women Joke
In what way are a woman and a magnet different?
Magnets have a positive side!
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 10:43:42 AM




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Youve made it this far
keep going a little longer
and you'll see the sun rise
on a beautiful new day
23 July 2012 1:51:44 AM UTC
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Two Boys Anil & Kishore
Went In A Function
Anil: Said Let's See The Bride
Kishore: Said no no no no nooo
Anil: Asked Why
KIshore: Said If She See'es Me
THan She WIll Not Marry With Me.
20 July 2012 12:30:52 AM UTC
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A School Going Boy

5 Years Boy Went To School
Her Mother Asked
Shafahath What Is Your Class Teacher Name
He Said Good Morning Teacher.
20 July 2012 12:24:09 AM UTC
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15 May 2012 5:38:56 PM UTC
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Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.
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Bathroom Nationalities

What are you if you go into a bathroom German and come out French?

26 March 2012 4:54:49 AM UTC
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sleep ...

why do you go to bed at night?
because the bed will not come to us.

ha ha ha....
20 March 2012 5:15:47 AM UTC
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Fail Joke

Q, What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
A, Robin get in the car
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Bird & Fly

Whats the difference between a Bird and a Fly?
A Bird Can fly, but a Fly can't bird.
18 February 2012 10:41:05 PM UTC
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