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14 March 2010 12:23:09 AM UTC in Marathi Jokes SMS Shayari and Kavita

Variety Marathi Jokes

Variety Marathi Jokes is a collection of Marathi Jokes such as teasing jokes, one-liners, sports jokes etc.

Marathi One Liners
Prattyekala swargaat jaayla aavadte, pan pratyaksh maraayla kunalach aavadt naahi, kaaran ‘swatah melyashivaay swarg disat naahi!’



Sandshi mhanje bhandyanna chaavnari kutri!



Prattyek divas mhanje ek ‘bhetvastu’ aste..mhanunach tyala ‘present’ mhatle jate!



Rastyavaril ek falak: “Gadi halu chalwa, ithe jawalpaas hospital nahiy!”



Eka mulichi niswarthi prarthna- he prabho mala kahi nako deus phakta majhya aaila ek jawai de!



Ek Vyatha – Soneri te divas jevha muli tumhala kavet gheun chumban ghet mhanaaychya: Kitti god chhokra!
By (anonymous)
on 3/14/2010 12:26:01 AM

 

Marathi Sports Jokes
Sanyojakanni aayojit kelelya footballchya samnyala khedyatil navyanech nivdun aalelya aamdarala ‘pramukh pahune’ mhanun bolavlele aste. Donhi sanghache kheladu jiv todun football ‘goal’ karnyasaathi lathadat astat. Te baghun shevti samna samplyavar itka vel na rahaun aamdar bhashan detaat, “ Arre eka football saathi kashapai evadhya ladhaaya kartyat…prattyek kheladula mi ek-ek football denyachi ghoshna karto ani samna samplyachi ghoshna karto!



Cricketchi ajibat mahiti nasalela ek khedut mitrabarober cricketcha samana baghat asto. To mitrala vicharto, “to manus tya faline chendu kashasathi aadavtoy…maage 3 kaathya aahetach ki chendu aadvaayla!”



200 meter dhavnyachya sharyatit panch ghoshna detat….
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(Pandu sodun sarvajan dhavayla lagtat)

Panch: Tumhi kashachi waat baghtay?
Pandu: Maza 4 (chautha) number ahe!
By (anonymous)
on 3/14/2010 12:25:24 AM

 

Variety Marathi Jokes
Colonel: Jevha maza janma zala tevha military walyanni 51 tophachya pheiri jhadlya.
Naukar: Kamaal aahe saheb….sarvancha nem chukla?



Maharaj: Kon aahere tikade?
Shipai: Hukum maharaj.
Maharaj: Ispik!



Sumantai: Kayre Ramu, hi kuthli aagpeti aanlis? Ek pan aagkadi jalat nahiy!
Ramu(chakit houn): Pan baaisaheb mi tar ekek kadi nit check karun aanliy!



Sumantai: Kayre Ramu, tu mhantos ki tu kadhi thakat naahis. Aaj tu punha kaam kartana zoplela dislas!
Ramu(haat jodun): Baaisaheb, hech tar mazya na thaknyache rahasya aahe!



Nokar: Saheb, maza pagaar wadhun dya…maze lagna zaley!
Malak: Factorychya baher zalelya durghatnanna factory jababdar rahnar nahi!



Saheb: Tuhmala driverchi naukari deto aahe. Tuhmala startingla Rs. 2500/- milatil manjur aahe?
Dirver : Are waa! Khupach chhan, shaheb tumhi mala gaadi START karayche Rs. 2500/- denar, manjur! Pan gaadi chalvanyache kiti denar?
By (anonymous)
on 3/14/2010 12:24:11 AM

 

Teasing Marathi Jokes
Don mawali don tarunincha piccha karit astaat ani tyanna udeshun mhantaat, “Kaayre chandanya tar raatrich distaat, aaj divsa kashya kaay disun rahilyat?” Tyavar tya taruni aapapsat boltaat, “kaayga ghubad tar raatrich distaat, aaj divsa kase kaay disun rahilyet?”



Nakhshikhant kapde
Hatala moje ani khandyala odhni
Hiwala (winter) mulinna shalin banavto!



Sasubai: Devaane tula changle 2 dole dilet ani taandul nivadtana tula 2-4 khadesuddha nahi kadhta yet?
Sunbai: Devaane tumhala changle 32 daat dilet ani tumhala khatana 2-4 khadesuddha nahi khata yet?



Jagan: Ghadyal ani baikot kay farak aahe?
Chhagan: Ghadyal bighadle ki band padte ani baiko bighadli ki suru hote!



Mawali: Darling mazya dilaat ye!
Mulgi: Sandel kadhu ka?
Mawali: Ag, he mandir thodich aahe, tashich ye!



Mawali: He priye tu sagle saaf keles ani maze dil jaalun rakh keles!
Mulgi: Hey ashiq tuzi kurbani bekar nahi jaanar,
Deun taak ti rakh, bhandi ghasaychya kami yenar!



Simran partymadhye Chhaganla vicharte…
Simran: Maaf kara Sir, aapan mazya chehryavaril ek gosht hatau shakal ka?
Chhagan(khushit yeun): ho kaa nahi…bola konti gosht?
Simran(tweshane): Nirlajj maansa tuzi nazar!!



Suresh: Mitra kiti ajab gosht aahe…mule melyanantar bhoot bantat.
Ramesh: Ani muli?
Suresh: Chudelichya chudelich rahtat!
By (anonymous)
on 3/14/2010 12:24:55 AM

 

Variety Marathi Jokes
Gyanba ekda prathamach Mumbaila jatat, tevha R.T.O. police tyanna adaun mhanto, “Kaayre, rastyachya kadene jaata yet naahi kaay?”
Gyanba (dole vatarun): Waare sukkalichya! Sotaa rastyachya madhomad hubha rhaun saglya gaadya aadavtoya ani mala shaanpana shikivtos vhay?



Ek taruni collegela ushir zala mhanun vegaat car chalaun signal todun pudhe nighun jaate. Police ticha piccha karun tila thambaun vicharto, “Kaay ho madam, chaalischya pudhe car chalvaaychi naahi ha niyam maahit nahi ka?”
Taruni (laajun): Mi aattashi kuthe vishit aaliy!



Dhondiba ghodyavarun rapet maarat asto. Madhyech rastyat red signal laaglela asto. Dhondiba beparwaine ghoda pudhe daamatato. Police tyala thambavnyasathi shiti jorat wajavit asto. Dhondiba ghodyachi shepti var karun tirimirne policevar khekasto.
Dhondiba: Ghe…number note kaun!



Tin lok eka motorcyclevarun jat astat. R.T.O. police tyanna adavinyacha prayatna karto.
Tighejan(eka surat): Sorry sir….aadhich tin jan ahot..aankhi jaga nahi!
By (anonymous)
on 3/14/2010 12:30:16 AM

 
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viky .
viky .

dada kondke

dada kondke la ek manus vichrto,
dada tumhi chhdi kothe shivta?
dada kondke mhnto,
chayla kothe mhnje,
jithe fatate tithe shivto.
31 October 2012 5:40:36 PM UTC
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viky .
viky .

dada kondke

dada kondke la ek manus vichrto,
dada tumhi chhdi kothe shivta?
dada kondke mhnto,
chayla kothe mhnje,
jithe fatate tithe shivto.
31 October 2012 5:39:41 PM UTC
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