Yo Momma Jokes

Yo Momma jokes are funny insults which should not be taken personally because they are just meant for entertainment and some happy time.

Yo Momma Jokes
Yo mamma’s so fat, when she goes to take a swim the whales join her singing “We are family!”

Yo mamma’s so fat, when people forget her name they shout “Two and a half men”

Yo Momma’s so fat, you need to help her open her eyelids.

Yo Momma’s so fat, when she seen her feet in the mirror she asked who was down there.

Yo Momma’s so ugly, that when the zombies attacked they asked her to be their leader.

Yo momma’s so poor when she picked up a can from the garbage truck she told you you’ve got a new home.

Yo Momma is so fat, she was blocking the sun when God said “Let there be light”

Yo Momma is so stupid, she missed the ground when she threw a rock at it.

Yo Momma i so dumb, she went to the police to complain a stationary car hit her.
By (anonymous)
on 10/4/2011 8:44:34 AM