Confused Chris 2
The priest: I guess you still did well with it. Chris: Wait, father, I had some wood left. The priest: What did you do with it? Chris: My car was cold, so I built it a two-car garage to keep it warm. The priest: That is a little out of hand... Chris: But father, I still had a little wood left. My wife had always wanted a bigger house, so I built a second floor for our house. The priest: Whoa! That's way too much! You are going to have to make a Novena for penance. Do you know how to make a Novena? Chris: No, but if you have the plans I have plenty of wood.